This is why we can't have good times.
I was hoping to still be around to contract out my late septuagenarian skillset, have some fun and maybe make a few bucks in the mad dash of debugging & coding a language "The Youth of The Future"™ never learned four months before New Year's Eve Plus 18 Days to mitigate Y2K3XV3I©, just like I did in my early 30-somethings for OGY2K© and "The Youth of The Past"™.