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Windows 10 refuses to die, and the security bill is coming due

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Re: Which 16.9%?

Don't forget that along side of the cost of a new PC there may be costs of new software. In my case it would have cost more to upgrade the software than buy the PC. I could have saved the money by switching to different software (eg Delphi -> Lazarus) but the "cost" of learning all the new stuff would have been high.

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Re: Which 16.9%?

Not on XP but still on W7

The Star Wars cantina scene shows we need a new hope for the agentic web

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Re: assumption … be human, look at pages, absorb advertising and perhaps buy something.

-- I don't think I have ever purchased anything from an advertisement that I stumbled over on a web page. --

It depends on your definition of "stumble". When I'm looking for something my process goes:

1. look on Amazon so I use the correct term for whatever it is I'm looking for (I can often decide what it isn't by looking at the pictures)

2. do a web search (which often throws up things on Amazon that Amazon didn't)

3. realise I didn't really want one of those but one of these

4. get directed to a web site and buy whatever it was

MPs fear Treasury cold feet could sink Whitehall's £1.15B shared services push

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Re: Napkin maths

I'm sure joined up thinking like this is taught as part of all PPE courses and then compared against the brown envelope solution which wins.

EU puts 'addictive' design of Facebook, Instagram under the DSA microscope

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Re: When Zuck hears about this

I wonder if the parents could be made co-defendants with Facebook?

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Re: Strange

Yup - its also how scammers make their money. I always enjoy their calls I love the entertainment value.

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Re: Strange

-- This type of content is what is accelerating the creation of ADHD candidates --

Sure that benefits and extra time to do your exam have nothing to do with it?

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Re: Strange

I'm always impressed by the superior vision of people who can use crud like Facebook on a mobile phone. I think that's about the only thing about them that impresses me.

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Re: Strange

Fully agree, but they used the term "vulnerable people" so its addictive to a certain type of mentality ie politicians.

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Whilst I agree with you I think you've missed the rel root - parents not parenting!

Insert token to continue, says AI. Yeah, about that...

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Re: "Elon Musk is a big Adams fan."

Thanks - I'll have a read

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Re: "Elon Musk is a big Adams fan."

Which of her books was that in?

Boffins peg narcissistic leadership as the real driver behind 'return to office' demands

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Re: "Fear and narcissism"

My favourite is not a metric but the old "working" late to impress the boss showing you are still there at 6pm or whatever. I always found the overtime hours to be under productive si I invented undertime and started work a couple of hours earlier - very productive.

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Re: Self-Selecting Incompetence

I was on your side until I encountered "awarded a patent by USPTO" - I thought anyone with a sheet of paper and a box of crayons could do that.

US auto regulators want to kill robotaxi brake pedals

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Re: Bah!

Same as the pull cord on a train

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Re: Bah!

I don't dislike your scenario, but I do dislike the one where the car behind (autonomous or other) rams into mine causing whiplash.

Digital ID brain trust will meet behind closed doors as minister ducks cost questions

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I have to disagree with you. At birth we do not know they will become politicians. What I would suggest is that we drown them on election.

Rights groups brand Home Office's AI age guesser for asylum-seekers as biased and inaccurate

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Maybe we also need to visit the premise that someone should be allowed in because of their absolute age.

They have navigated a sizable portion of the world and a hazardous boat trip. Taken several months (at least). What sort of help are they seeking?

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Don't be silly. The letter writers aren't really objecting to the accuracy (or otherwise) of the test they just want everyone let in regardless.

You comment would also apply to a lot of the posts here.

Commodore gets into the phone biz with Sailfish-powered retro 'Callback'

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Fabulous link

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Re: Bah!

Doro

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I was thinking if you want a basic phone sub £100 feature phones are on Amazon!

The new Siri makes one of Apple's most convenient OS features a cumbersome mess

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Re: So, what’s the alternative to the new AI bloat in iOS 27?

I have a smartphone because I have a continuous glucose monitor. My wife has a Doro = it makes/receives phone calls which is pretty much what she wants a phone to do.

Neither of us really want to carry a computer everywhere with us.

Apple's Orwellian device controls for tots also mean more work for parents

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I would love to upvote you but I've met some of the parents :(

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Re: Good, about time.

-- TimesTable rockstars --

I know this is an old fashioned attitude but I went to school to learn things like the time table

Duo who sold car crash victims' data must repay £118k

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Re: Offence

My conclusion was "wow! I didn't know it could be that profitable" £39k + £89k not bad money

Anthropic, now atop the AI bubble, files for its IPO

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Re: Let the bubble burst......

On seeing the headline on the beeb my first thought was "they're getting ready to fill their pockets & bail"

I assume as part of the IPO they'll have to display just how profitable they are?

That an app 'Fits on a Floppy' is still a useful measure in 2026

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-- or it can receive more focus on adding useful functionality --

Easy to tell you don't work in marketing - here's a corrected version

or it can receive more focus on adding more bling and sales points

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Re: Single line app

I remember one instance in which I cheated - I used the line separater character (MicroAPL) to create a "function on one line" I swear the interpreter cried a bit when it reached the line. It gulped but then it ran pretty fast. The line was basically a loop so I needed it to run well otherwise I'd have been waiting a long time for the program to finish. It was something to do with either financial reporting or fleet management - can't remember at this distance in time.

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Re: Obviously too old

It was good fun putting them through a shredder as well <G>

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Re: Obviously too old

I also blame IDEs. Develop on machine X using smart compiler A target is machine Y dumb compiler B which lacks some of the assistant features of compiler A.

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Re: Router on a floppy

-- stop using bloated pictures that have no meaning --

OK you just hit my RANT button. So many websites (especially the beeb) have taken on board the adage that "a picture is worth a thousand words" and ignored the point that the picture has to have some relevance otherwise you might just as well take a thousand words at random from a dictionary. Hmm that might be better since it wouldn't take as much space unless you found some very long words!

Gothenburg's self-driving bus trammed on day one

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Re: Self-Steering Bicycle

I remember those in my native city of Kingston upon Hull. They were great. Quiet and not to fast so if you just missed one at the stop you could (being fit in those long ago days) chase it and catch it. They also had the benefit of the overhead lines providing electricity for the Xmas lights.

BOFH: Vibe-coded solutions arrive for problems nobody has

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Re: No BOFH on the front page.

When BOFH no longer seemed to be shown in the normal notification headlines I added a filter just for him and now I don't miss any.

Think tank to UK government: You can't build the future on systems from the past

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All these old systems, I just wonder is it the hardware thats out of date and can't be replaced or as usually seems intimated to me the software? If its the software then how have the systems and processes changed? Remember we're talking government which usually makes a glacier to be fast moving. Why should rewriting a piece of happily working software written in COBOL be so much better when written in "flavour of the month" software?

Asking for a friend you understand.

Plex appeal fades as Lifetime Pass jumps to $750

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Re: Roll your own

Have you ever tried, or do you expect Claude to do it for you?

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Re: Alternate routes? >>-> LibreELEC (aka Kodi on minimal Linux)

I can't comment about the RPi5 (I have both RPi3 & RPi4) but the main LibreElec/Kodi is running on a Dell i5 Optiplex sitting in a draw under the TV. I went for the Dell because I wanted a machine with the power to record two TV shows (using Hauppauge adapter) whilst watching a movie. The RPi4 which was the then current most powerful pi just didn't have quite enough oof

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My weapon of choice is Kodi running under LibreElec - open source & free. Currently have two instances one on RPi4 the other Dell i5

The class of 2026 has heard enough about AI, thanks

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Re: AI is a tool, not a master

Well said, on the other hand I have a friend who has location services turned on on his phone and thinks its great when he's told he's passing that really cool jean shop and he needs a new pair. He also thinks AI is great.

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Re: AI is a tool, not a master

" the white sofa is better"

Easy: white doesn't show the dirt as much!

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Re: AI is a tool, not a master

Being retired I've lost contact with many active developers. One thing that seems to stand out is those making the most use of AI are doing so in areas outwith their knowledge base. Some are using it to learn and extend their knowledge base others simply accept the output. So on the whole I agree with your last sentence so have an upvote.

Windows boot partition runs out of space for Microsoft's May security update

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Re: Time to give Windows

The start to my computing life was a Dragon 32 which used a cassette player. Next came a Sinclair QL with microdrives I do not remember the capacity but they made a great introduction to Hell. I kludged an old 8" floppy drive onto it. Running the Psion software (Abacus, Easel , Quill, Archive) was very good

Britain's latest civil servant is a chatbot trained on GOV.UK misery

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All the above comments are all to valid, however, the author deserves several upvotes for the final paragraph.

UK government prescribes Single Patient Record for NHS data chaos

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Re: This could work but won't.

The poster may be in the same position as I am. If I survive this century either I'll be the oldest man alive or a brain in a bottle.

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Re: This could work but won't.

Wouldn't it be nice if the downvoters explained why they downvoted?

Meta fights Ofcom over how many billions count as billions

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Re: If Meta wants to be fined on their UK revenues

Wish I'd read your post before making mine

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Re: If Meta wants to be fined on their UK revenues

Whilst I love the idea of banning Facebook its an unfortunate fact that many businesses use it as their sole means of customer communication, many individuals use it as their means of connecting to life (yuck) so I think there may be a politically unacceptable from the populace if Facebook was closed down.

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Re: Maths

I upvoted you but I'm still trying to work out the relevance of past vs current.

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Re: Aww, diddums

What about the tenuous grasp of facts, geography and reality on the part of our wonderful government? Hmmm, where do Golden Wonder & Walkers source their spuds?

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Re: Aww, diddums

I downvoted you. I'm all for the rule of law but I also believe in common sense and I fail to see a linkage between any offence commited against a law in this country and a company's global turnover.The only potential is if a company's global activities enabled the deliberate breaking of the law in this country.

This from someone who would like to see most of the social media operations (excluding elReg which is why most) terminated (possibly with extreme prejudice!