* Posts by I should coco

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Whistleblower describes DOGE IT dept rampage at America's labor watchdog

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Since the end of Aparthide the South African govenment has successfully been on a mission to keep the population uneducated. Many stories of budget cuts, truckloads of free books destined for schools dumped in landfill, cutting teachers wages etc. etc. and it worked. 75 million people and only about 0.3% have any formal education. Just take a look at the minister for Education and she is a prime example of what the system did.

If it can work for Zuma (shiny dickhead) it can work for the Orange dickhead.

America's cyber defenses are being dismantled from the inside

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Not buying anything from or via the US

Amazon, Netflix, KFC (my biggest personal loss) as well as any US fast food chain, I never bought Apple. But to be honest "Made in America" is not a label I have ever seen. Made in China for sure.

Not staying in American hotel chains, not using Air B&B, Uber, Justeats. Its a bit of a task but I am willing to put the effort in. He is such a (Orange)dickhead.

FYI Booking.com headquartered in the Netherlands, Spotify in Sweden, American content can be downloaded for free via BitTorrent.

EU may target US tech giants in tariff response

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Skidmark across the pages of history...

I honestly believe you are correct. I think the Orange one just wants to go down in history as the biggest fuckup ever to run a country.

HP ditches 15-minute wait time policy due to 'feedback'

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Another big tech upset they have to provide Service

Its all about Wall St. and nothing else these days. How dare consumers expect a Service they paid for. Merely giving HP/HPE all of your hard earned wonga should be privilege enough! Any big EVILL Corp (insert name of company here ____) are acting the same "lets all be like Elon 'cause he's great", now they have trounced their employees for more profits, they are intending to treat customers the same.

Dell ends hybrid work policy, demands return-to-office despite remote work pledge

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Untrustworthy

Having a supplier treat its staff so blatantly badly in the press and not really manage the PR fallout is a bit of a shocker. I for one will not be considering any Dell HW for our enterprise as I can guarantee that the people at Dell building it/deploying it will not have a vested interest, possibly the opposite.

Speaking to peers in the group and the attitude is one of reciprocation.

US freezes foreign aid, halting cybersecurity defense and policy funds for allies

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"... or how much is being lost due to fraud and corruption." Rewrite that as to say "...to make sure the fraud and corruption is going to him and his loved ones..."

Europe, UK weigh up how to respond to Trump's proposed tariffs. One WTF or two?

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Re: Prisoner's Dilemma!

Or the funeral of the Orange one?!

The channel stands corrected: Hardware is a refresh cycle business now

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Re: Money dear boy

What is this thing "MacBook" you speak of?

Tired of begging, Microsoft now trying to trick users into thinking Bing is Google

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You and all references to your family will now be summarily removed from all MS platforms and you will be executed!

Dude, you got a Dell, period! RIP XPS, Inspiron, Latitude, Precision

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Black Helicopters

Been here before

Struggling to shift tin? What you need is a rebrand.

Talking about HW 40 years ago? Move into the 21 Century and stop living on past glory.

Innovation is not putting a GPU into a Server.

Vodafone and Three permitted to tie the knot – if they promise to behave

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In the last three years...

Nothing has improved.

You're buying fat new servers to save energy and make room for AI hardware, claims Dell

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Profit from reduced operating costs

If you fire 100k+ people thats quite a chunk of expenses you can switch to operating profit.

Equinix to close its 'Metal' IaaS offering in 2026

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Big Brother

I see Broadcom on the Horizon

So Broadcom will buy Equinix and force all residents onto VMware - Win Won

Europe glances Russia's way after Baltic Sea data cables severed

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Re: Why would they bother?

I suspect Russia's dirty hand in revenge for some spy-type thing thats happened so a bit of for tat...

The NPU: Neural processing unit or needless pricey upsell?

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Re: You forgot the evil empire...

So?

Gang of monkeys escape South Carolina biomedical research facility

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Plague Dogs

Or is this too speciest?

Skyscraper-high sewage plume erupts in Moscow

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Pint

Johnny Fartpants

Too many pickled eggs, Poprocks, borsht.

Quack

Honk

Parp

Google Cloud burst by 12-hour power outage in German region

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99.99 errr NEIN!

What happened to Cloud being always there persistent and available? One little power failure in one part of the building and services are unavailable, massive design failure.

Not so much about availability more offering the minimum infrastructure to maximise every penny of profit.

Another great advert for data repatriation into your own DC.

Trump campaign arms up with 'unhackable' phones after Iranian intrusion

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WTF?

Wordpress

Have you checked out their website? Does not instill me with confidence as it would not look out of place on a Windows 95 PC.

Now Dell salespeople must be onsite five days a week

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WTF?

How can large companies engender trust when they behave like playground bullies

When its becoming the norm for large orgs like Dell etc. to treat employees like fodder, surely it will backfire at some point. I would not want to purchase anything from companies who treat people with such little regard.

Hiding finacial mistakes behind "strategy" comments, alternating versions of "the future" (which often contradict) and playing follow the leader, to me signifies a lack of foresight, tallent or skill in the Exec teams.

Dell said to be preparing broad Return To Office order this Monday

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Re: "if they want to keep their tax breaks"

I'd rather ensure that money goes to local business where I live. A lot of offices are in office parks where EVERYONE has to commute, even the Barista!

No excuse MD, you saw an op to save tax and get rid of staff knowing full well this will hit the bottom line for a period.

UK government hurt by delays in legacy tech upgrades, skills shortages

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Re: 'twas ever thus

A life of laid back effort, and to quote Douglas Adams "I like deadlines, I love the sound they make as they go wooshing past". Thats why you work for HMG

British Airways, Boots, BBC payroll data stolen in MOVEit supply-chain attack

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Ah! You see, Moveit offer additional layers of security, support, helpdesk and errr... oh. No they don't.

Telco giant Vodafone to cut 11,000 staff as part of its turnaround plan

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The writing is on the wall

VF were recently informed by some of their HW suppliers that (as I work for one of them) we do not want to continue to do business with you as it is unsustainable.

They put out RFPs for kit where you end up barely making a $ and then they change their mind half way through the contract to renegotiate prices down.

Working with VF UK is a joke, eveyone has their own agenda and everyone is more important than the other. In VF Italy, Spain, New Zeland VF are a completely different animal and are a joy to work with.

What is happening to VF is all the fault of their management. I see other CSP/T1 suppliers doing well in the current climate, but not ever VF.

Royal Mail, cops probe 'cyber incident' that's knackered international mail

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Re: Be thankful ….

"with a much higher success rate." Well comparing anything to the S.A. Postal Service, you are going to get a much higher success rate. The S.A. Post is a complete waste of time, anything I have ever posted there, or indeed posted when I am there has never, ever, arrived; without fail

Ironically the SA postal service should be called "TakeALot" Because that's what they do. They take everything.

Its almost a charity, "Oooh I feel charitable this year so I will send toys to an orphanage" which is basically saying I will give the nice people who work at the post office some old toys.

Even innocent letters get opened just in case there is bank account information, or heaven forbid, actual money in them.

If the SA postal Service got hit by a cyber attack, nobody would notice.

#rantover

Uncle Sam OKs vaccine that protects honeybees against hive-destroying bacterium

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Big Farm-a

How much is the life of a bee worth to you? How much are you willing to pay, $1m per bee?

Or is this not big pharma?

BBC is still struggling with the digital switch, says watchdog

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13 Quid a month for the BBC, if only everyone could have it

Compared to 90% of Netflix shite for a tenner 13 quid for the BBC is a bargain and I would happily pay that if I could have it. I do not live in the UK.

Apple 'created decoy labor group' to derail unionization

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Its personal

Apple has so much net worth that paying fair wages, offering decent health packages, proper time off etc. would not hurt them one bit and they know it. For the big cheeses its personal, how dare you ask to be treated fairly when no other employee in the US gets treated fairly, how dare you expect reasonable treatment. Know your place minions

Japanese cubesat sends home pics from the far side of the Moon

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"Semi-hard"

Fnaaar fnaaar!

'Chief Twit' Musk delivers bathroom furniture to Twitter HQ ... but not Tesla results

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Re: Musk Entering "The Office"

Neither of whom exist in reality, unlike Mr Musk.

EV battery can reach full charge in 'less than 10 minutes'

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Mushroom

Re: Full charge in 10 minutes?

Do try this at home kids

Governments opt for XaaS, dump datacenters in droves

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Do you imagine a scenario where on prem will become the "New" operating model?

Im sure I've seen this before...

VMware customers fear Broadcom acquisition will stall innovation, increase cost

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Alert

Slow to delivery before, what now

Customer sentiment is that before the acquisition, VMware are difficult to work with, understaffed, and somewhat "haughty". "You will have to wait for us to delivery, we are VMware and you should be glad we are even letting you buy our Services."

Not sure if BM will want to increase the headcount, but they might.

Fairly sure the awful services VMware provide will get worse but as the big cheese said - leverage the partners while we focus on pricing, ....upwards

Good luck VMware colleagues

https://www.thelayoff.com/vmware

Salesforce staff back an end to its relationship with NRA

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Stop

Its a f**king amendment - of course you can change it

Perhaps if the schools were able to teach better English (instead of school survival techniques) then people would understand the meaning of the word "Amendment"

Quite simply people are dying in the US because of gun crime and this is to make a select group of very rich people even richer. That's all. Nothing to do with protecting rights. If you had proper rights in the US then why are so many of your citizens in prison?

Not to dis your diskette, but there are some unexpected sector holes

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Alert

Don't the 'mericans still use these for Nuclear missile stuff?

I wonder who still manufactures them?

Huawei probably... I'm going to check on Amazon

Shanghai lockdown: Chinese tech execs warn of supply-chain chaos

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Re: Get out

How many deaths has the lockdown caused from starvation and non-coivd related illnesses? More than 3 I would hazard...

Global consultancies quit Russia

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Come on Amazon, Google, Dell, HPE shame on you

These big corps are scared of what will happen more to their share price than anything which might involve the value of a human life.

Shame on you

The end of free Google storage for education

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Re: Google is like a pot dealer

by did someone mention facebook I mean META?...*cough*

China plans to swipe a bunch of data soon so quantum computers can decrypt it later

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Encrypt data... errr quantumly

What if its encrypted using quantum encryption then is it not possible to tell if its being hacked because of entanglement?

Once the middle kingdom has the quantum computing capability its a fair assumption that uncle sam will too.

NASA sets a date to begin lunar tuning

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Massive Stack

...of p0rn mags? Do they still make them anymore.

Something to keep the boredom off.

Pretend starship captain to take trip in real space capsule

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Massive Cock Ride

...into (sub) space.

Does Bezos really think having Kirk ride his massive space cock into, errrm, space will do his rep any good?

Cheeky chappy rides horse around London filling station, singing: 'I don't need petrol 'cos he runs on carrots'

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Why now

Can someone reasonably explain to me why this "petrol shortage" is happening now and not 6 or 9 months ago?

Was it caused by a Guardian reader by any chance?

Apple's bright idea for CSAM scanning could start 'persecution on a global basis' – 90+ civil rights groups

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Naked babies

So I am a loving father of two kids, and yes I have naked pics of them in the bath, in the pool etc. How is this handled? Do I have to submit an application to the government/Apple to say its ok?

Lego's Space Shuttle Discovery: No trouble with Hubble, but the stickers will drive a grown man to insanity

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Scratch-ed?

I thought they were a design feature, not fault. Its only after I read this piece and looked at my model I realised I need new glasses.

I have to say having bought into the whole "proper" space themed Lego - Eagle, Space Station, Saturn-V, I think this is the best set yet. I thoroughly enjoyed building it and the attention to detail of the inner structure made me smile (when I should have been working).

Salesforce: Forget the ping-pong and snacks, the 9-to-5 working day is just so 2019, it's over and done with

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Different strokes for different folks

If you live in a shack in Gugulethu then being force to work from home is not a nice option, Even if you live in a 3 bed semi in Reading then working from your couch or bedroom is not so nice. As others have mentioned here, if you can have a dedicated workspace that you "lock up" and leave at the end of the working day then this is WFH bliss.

Companies are starting to focus on outcome based management rather than micro management, lets hope this leads to the demise of the micro manager.

Lets not forget the different cultures in the office space too. I used to work in the middle east where you manage your manager, they like nothing better to be told at 10pm at night in the office that they "are just the most inspirational person and you are so lucky to be here with them now" (rather at home with my family).. This is a cultural change which will not go away overnight.

This is a game changer for sure. No need for office space, able to write up your bottom line (for a year anyway) as your Opex is reduced.

I am lucky enough to live in Spain working for a large multi-national who have sent most of the their workforce home. We get a one off payment for office equipment as well as a monthly stipend towards additional electricity and tinterweb. We are encouraged to take time out during the day, (i'm currently watching the whole of Red Dwarf at lunchtime) to have a virtual commute in the morning and evening which we switch off - not from work - but from phones and e-mail and get proper work done. Everyone wins here without any sinister theories about whats coming. The EoQ shows how effective (or ineffective) this new normal is. (btw it is for us).

Some companies will still need a physical office and need people to work there.

The world is adapting and its not happening overnight.

Sony launches ‘Airpeak’ drone division

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Re: Name says it all, really.

Oh! Suits you sir!

AI cleans up sat radar images so scientists can better spot warning signs before volcanoes go all Mount Doom

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Covid-bent

Perhaps the UK government can ensure that everyone is wearing their face masks or not as the rules may be.

Proposed US fix for Boeing 737 Max software woes does not address Ethiopian crash scenario, UK pilot union warns

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No faith in FAA

What other "fixes" have the FAA let slip in order to keep their corporate buddies $B's safe? This raises serious questions about the ability of the organisation to do its most basic role - making air travel safe.

Lets hope that other international regulatory organisations take note and (if they are clever) sell their shares in Boeing and Airbus before coming clean and fix what is wrong with this aspect of the industry.

This is the 21st century FFS, why should we, as consumers, be questioning the basic principles of "making a safe airplane"

Space. The final frontier. These are the voyages of 'Advanced Night Repair' skin cream helping NASA to commercialise space

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Gimp

"Advanced Night Repair Synchronized Multi-Recovery Complex" with "Power Signal Technology", and “deep- and fast-penetrating hydrating serum” .

I have an endless supply of this which any NASA astronaut can have for free (in limited 5ml quantities) if NASA will fly me up to the ISS.

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Is this the Trump?