Posts by Kerman

Jokes of no more than 2 lines

What did the Chinese female owl say to the male owl during mating season...

Me so Tawny!

My Nan caught me wanking when I was 14, I could hear her coughfin in the next room, then out of the corner of my eye I saw my Dad and my Uncle walking past the door “stop wanking while we’re carrying your Nans Coffin!