Posts by AdmFubar

How do you explain what magnetic fields do to monitors to people wearing bowling shoes?

Re: Not magnetic field, more star field?

I was thinking more like this...

https://youtu.be/jdqv-iu4z1g

Today's jobs Microsoft thinks could use an AI assist: Researchers and analysts

Re: Visualisation or Sonification?

And now we really know the significance of sonification...

Governments can't seem to stop asking for secret backdoors

"Cut off one head and 100 grow back? Decapitation may not be the way to go"

Will have to nuke them from orbit, it is the only way to be sure...

Hilarious that they ask for a back door, when every os maker has a big honkin' front door to your computer.

shhhhhh! it's called software update.. dont tell anybody!

Scientists create woolly ma-mouse by looking at mean genes from the Pleistocene

so this is where tribbles come from... hopefully they dont have the appetite of a mammoth.

'Maybe the problem is you' ... Linus Torvalds wades into Linux kernel Rust driver drama

Why isnt there a memory safe implementation of C/C++??

Linux rolls out the welcome mat for Microsoft's Copilot key

when pressed it should cause all windows machines to explode

Got an idea for dealing with space waste? NASA wants to hear from you

need we say more?

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0077066/

SpaceX Falcon 9 grounded again after second stage hits wrong part of ocean

at tesla self-driving rockets, quality is job one!

Intel's annus horribilis continues as AMD gains ground

and on top of it all... they have a horrible anus...

Twitter 'supersharers' of fake news tend to be older Republican women

It is just accounts elon uses to drive traffic

Samsung takes bite out of Apple over its mega marketing misstep

that ad exposes the real apple.. keepers of the walled garden

Meta lets Llama 3 LLM out to graze, claims it can give Google and Anthropic a kicking

The real issue will be, who will "whip the llama's ass"?

the real issue is,who will "Whip the llama's ass"

Tiny Corp launches Nvidia-powered AI computer because 'it just works'

nothing tiny about the price...

Hyundai to develop a Moon rover (to launch, not because the roads are so bad down here)

but will aliens be able to steal them easily with handy usb port?

Average Adobe staffer makes $170k a year, and 185 of them = 1 CEO

I wonder how they are making that kind of money at adobe when their stock tanked by 60% last year..

Sandworm gang launches Monster ransomware attacks on Ukraine

this whole attack sounds odd...

if the power is out in ukraine, what are they attacking?

Boffins propose Slinky-like robot that can build stuff in space

could be more like this... NSFW... or maybe anywhere else//

https://yewtu.be/watch?v=r248DPAlavQ

Fake vibrating teeth could make great hearing aids

Oh what will the porn industry think of next.....

and now this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAYSst9P9wU

NASA selects 'full force' for probe into UFOs

Will this be a full force anal probing? It's about time we turned the tables on those darned aliens!

Preparing for Skylab: The separate 1972 experimental mission that never left the ground

Re: A floating ball of urine?

at least it was relaxed and floating

It could have been an angry ball of urine

Microsoft intros clothing line that is absolutely not leftover conference swag

And "clippy" pop ups out of the clothing and asks if you need help dressing yourself.

Dutch University retrieves Bitcoin ransomware payment and makes a profit

Made a tidy profit, but only if...

They cashed out before the crypto market tanked!

FedEx signals 'zero mainframe, zero datacenter' operations by 2024

Re: Save $400m CapEx...

Kinda how all of them got started.. Remember Golden United Life Insurance? The sold their system's time for 12 hours every night as Compuserv, they had a decent run till the mid 90's or so.

I wonder who of these cloud providers will be the next Compuserv? ;)

Firefox kills another tracking cookie workaround

Re: Sounds great

Find a local linux group. I'm sure they will have someone willing to help through an install.

SpaceX: 5G expansion could kill US Starlink broadband

Re: 56k

That internet is still here made even better. It is called Gemini

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gemini_(protocol)

Re: Don't Forget

It is about business interference. Ol' mucky musk doesn't want any competition. Nothing like a "genius" boy getting show up by a competitor.

China puts Walmart in the naughty corner, citing 19 alleged cybersecurity 'violations'

"It is reported that the public security organs discovered nineteen exploitable network security vulnerabilities "

public security organs?

Alibaba teases a breakthrough chip, merging processor and memory

If they have solved the heat dissipation issue for 3d, they might have something.

China's Yutu rover spots 'mysterious hut' on far side of the Moon

the moon is crawling with geometric hallucinations....

NASA picks spot at Moon's South Pole to perform first ice-drilling experiment

Or their cheese...

Reg reader returns Samsung TV after finding giant ads splattered everywhere

I disconnected my samsung from the internet after hearing how there are kill switches in them.

https://screenrant.com/samsung-tv-block-kill-switch/

I'm sure other brands have them too. If you think the as a service model for programming is scary enough, then the hardware has to be replaced as our profits are down model should scare the fertilizer outta ya. Plus once the kill switch is hacked there will be tv's killed by those who thick it is just fun to do.

A RPi and kodi/libreelec and some plugins are wonderful for vegging out in front of the tv. ;)

Tachyum's Prodigy emulator achieves first boot, runs Linux and says 'hello, world'

or maybe get one or two of these

https://news.umich.edu/first-programmable-memristor-computer-aims-to-bring-ai-processing-down-from-the-cloud/

NASA’s getting really good at this flying a helicopter on Mars thing

Re: Awesome

just need to be careful this doesn't happen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIx0a1vcYPc

Penguin takeover: We tried running some GUI Linux apps on Windows the official way – and nothing exploded

Given this... what do i really need windows for, if MS has given up on itself?

FBI deletes web shells from hundreds of compromised Microsoft Exchange servers before alerting admins

Re: "Don't worry about security, the government will cover for us if we fuck it up"

Try the other way around,... sure microsoft we'll take care of this lil issue for us... here is some tax dollars, let us into these servers... never mind that we will rummage around/plant "evidence" to make us look good..

9 years after SpaceX strode into Texas village, Elon Musk floats name change for Boca Chica: 'Starbase'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6jrwzYGUoA

Life with Amazon's fitness band: Upload your half-naked pics to see how fat you'll look without exercise. You now sound stressed – relax!

Go straight to health

Sound more like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6eH76Haezq4