Posts by steveg123

You need to RTFM, but feel free to use your brain too

Idiot proof

I find that the best way is to ask my immediate supervisor to "test that my documentation is idiot-proof". Most of the time they don't realise that they are being insulted.

I got 99 problems, and all of them are your fault

Cleaning

I have one at the moment - I visited to fix an email password problem, and after I had left she decided to clean the computer with antibac spray. Now the keyboard doesn't work, and it's somehow my fault!