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NASA's Swift rescue slips to late August as LINK battles its spin

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Reaction wheels do fail, but generally after years of operation. Failing this quickly is .... unusual.

Wonder if they slapped LINK together but did not test it properly -luach vibrations could easily have disabled bits of they are not fastened down correctly.

Airbus keeps an A350 flying for 24 hours

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Re: 22 hours feels like a bit of an endurance test

Stopover on the trip back was 3 *hours*, not 3 days. Staying in Singapore on the way out was the wife's idea; I do not oppose her if I want to keep my continued health.

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Re: 22 hours feels like a bit of an endurance test

London to Singapore, stop for 3 days, then Singapore to Auckland. Reverse trip was Auckland to Singapore, stop for 3 hours then Singapore to London. Duration of each leg between 11 and 12 hours. Even in business class, its quickly becomes a trial by endurance.

Burnham's spanner in the works leaves UK government tech scattered across Whitehall

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Re: Some is better than none

Based on the evidence over that last few decades, I find it hard to believe that there is any kind of intelligence, artificial or otherwise, in our government at any level.

Support newbie figured out how to avoid all-nighters, and his colleagues hated him for it

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Re: Screen?

Feeling RS-232 voltages? You wimp - we were using Ethernet over the mains.

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At one time in the not-so-distant past I was involved in the maintenance of some applications used to generate user-facing information from the raw data produced by an Earth Observation satellite. During one meeting, the customer's representative mentioned that one of the applications had failed about 50 times over the last three years (it is typically run daily) with the same error code; the previous company that had maintained the software had declared that they could not find the problem. After the meeting I went into the source code, and about 5 minutes later isolated it to one function - the only one that generated that error code. Unfortunately, the error code was generated for two entirely different reasons which we could not distinguish without further diagnostic log information, although I had a side=bet as to what the fault would actually turn out to be (basically, out of memory).

Google meets the neighbors and gets both barrels over its new UK datacenter

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Re: well um

Yes, but you *did* find it!

EU forces Google to share its toys with the other AI and search kids

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If Google is unhappy then the EU must be doing something right.

Hands off our VPNs, privacy groups tell UK ministers

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And of course GovOS will be developed by one of the government's current cronies one bid-less deal, will require about £1 million of kit to run (minimum specification), be completely incompatible with anything else in the universe let alone this planet, and will crash within 10 seconds of booting due to an incompatibility between the software and the hardware. Oh yes, and will have more security holes than a swiss cheese.

Astronomers find sugar near the creamy center of the Milky Way (no caramel, though)

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Re: All that dark matter . . .

Some people are definitely the nuts.

Apprentice developer defied orders – then got a job supporting her weird code

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Around 20 years ago I wrote some code to support telemetry processing for a new satellite system - the code basically defined a set of pseudo-parameters (derived from the primary telemetry feed) that determined the high-level state of the spacecraft. I developed the code over a 3 month basis, provided it worked according to the spacecraft design schematics I was working from, and then moved on to my next assignment.

A couple of years later I got a call asking if I could come back to make some adjustments - the satellite had been launched and they had discovered that some of the internal wiring (which directly impacted the derived telemetry parameters I had developed) had been done slightly differently. Unfortunately I was busy on another project and had to tell them that I would not be available for several months. The response was basically - "oh, don't worry. I had a look at the code and found that you used a set of tables to represent that spacecraft's wiring, I was able to adjust them to reflect the actual wiring. We don't need you now, thanks for doing such a great job".

Left me feeling pretty pleased even though I had done myself out of some work.

Zombie ‘who owns Unix?’ lawsuit comes alive again

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Re: The Novell Angle

Irrespective... I hope this latest attempt will end in Rule 11 sanctions for the plaintiff's counsel.

I think everyone here will be able to agree with that!

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Re: The Novell Angle

The problem that IBM/Novell had was that Novell were unable to put their hands on a single, definitive document that set out the terms of the sale.

Novell found a copy of the original Bill of Sale of Unix to Santa Crux Organisation (the predecessor of interest to SCO) which detailed exactly what was being transferred in the transaction. In summary (and going by memory) SCO have the right to use and evolve the source code, however all copyright was retained by Novell.

Once this document was submitted to the court, SCO's case was essentially dead in the water.

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Re: If only it were that simple...

IBM gave SCO the full AIX source code, plus a server to store it on and detailed instructions on how to access it. About 5 years later, the server had never been switched on.

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Pot of Petunias moment ...

Oh now, here we go again.

An artificial cell with a full lifecycle has been created for the first time

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Re: What could possibly go wrong?

<groan>

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How the AI bubble could pop and take down the global economy, according to the BIS

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Microsoft, Google & Meta could loose US$100's billions each

Oh dear, so sad, never mind.

Supreme Court rules cops need a warrant to vacuum up phone location data

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Re: It's Good News Week...

I think that if you disable Location History in your Android Settings then any existing data should be deleted automatically.

Windows 11 can now turn back the clock when updates go bad

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Re: Windows Recovery Environment.

At that point, you are probably screwed.

Bold move, Cotton: Trump administration tells US techies it expects American quantum computer by 2028

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So, what will happen when the quantum computer is not available as promised by 2028?

1. Blame the Democrats.

2. Accuse some random person of sabotage.

3. State that it both exists and does not exist at the same time.

4. Any combination of the above.

Tensordyne makes a big bet on log math to beat Nvidia

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Terminator

There is no gate ...

... but what we make

Capita is about to sail past deadline to fix civil service pensions scheme

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Re: Oh it can easily be fixed.

I'm thinking about them ... no, can't think of any good reason not to hurt them in thier bank accounts.

Chinese e-tailer claimed 14-inch box stretched the size of a 9-inch tablet

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The lesson here is ...

... if something looks too good to be true, then it probably is!

BOFH: For one ambitious security type, chaos is a ladder

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That's a nasty trick pulled by Simon, only mitigated by the fact that it is targetting the one person in any organisation that everyone (including, but not limited to, HR) absolutely hates - the Head of Security.

Consultant mistakenly deleted a ton of data – but reported it as a bug

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Re: Agent P

Ah, with that amount of AI doing the work, absolutely nothing will be able to go wrong.

Hello, didn't I have a file of critical information in this folder?

Tech support chap hauled out to help SWAT team saw his life flash before his eyes

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Re: Ignorance is bliss

The unusual thing about the Buccaneer (from when it was used by the Navy) is that it was the only aircraft that would take of from a carrier then descend to its cruising altitude.

It is also said that a US Air Force general who had been given a flight in a Buccaneer got out of the plane afterwards swearing that they had had to climb sharpish to fly over a cow.

Listen up, England. The Health Secretary is going to be data controller for everyone's Single Patient Record

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Re: One person being everyone's data controller

I think what James has forgotten is that, as the designated Data Controller, he will be personally liable for criminal prosecution if anyone's medical records are leaked So speakth the data protection legislation!

Russian oligarch's financial network crashed thanks to a crank and a cleaner

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Re: Yes they could

Then maybe the person concerned was not quite sane? Or even, a long way from being sane?

UK armed forces aims for secure comms via optical satellite links

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Re: Secure optical data connection regrets?

Why do you think that? In the downlink direction, neither radio or optical provide any location information for the receiving terminal apart from the footprint of the downlink signal. Granted, the footprint for an optical signal is much, much smaller, but an enemy would have to be inside the footprint in order to make use of it which would probably put them in line-of-site of the receive terminal anyway. In the uplink direction, an optical transmitter generates much, much smaller back-scatter which is about the only way to track a signal back to the transmitter. Plus, what back-scatter it produces is much harder to detect.

HP customer claims firmware update shoved printer off support cliff

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I decided some whole ago not to but any HP equipment for my home office.

AI sackings reach New Zealand, which will use it to eject 14 percent of government staff

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So she's not read the report of the Ontario Auditor General, as recently reported by the Reg and others. But let's be clear, the woman has a first degree in English Literature, and a post grad qualification in journalism, so being able to make well formed judgement on complex technical issue may be a challenge.

There - fixed it for you.

Mozilla warns UK: Breaking VPNs will not magically fix Britain's age-check mess

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Re: Wine and steak

The important thing to remember that most (if not all) of the people currently in power are professional politicians with no knowledge of, or any interest in, anything outside of their immediate need to make enough sound bites to get re-elected. They are certainly unable to understand technology or how it's the implications on the "think-of0the-kiddies" legislation that they have produced as a kneed-jerk reaction to the latest opinion poll.

On-call techie decided job was done and hit the bottle – just before his pager went off

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Re: Crash of a different sort

Percussive maintenance - it never ends well.

SpaceX sets date for Starship test that asks: Did we break anything in the upgrade?

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Note on shopping list: lots of popcorn for 19th. plus lots of ---->

SpaceX Starship completes Wet Dress Rehearsal, gets ready for launch

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Re: Pot of Petunias

Not so much a RUD,more a cratering SPLAT!

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Pot of Petunias

Oh no, here we go again

Apple, Google drag cross-platform texting into the encrypted age

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Re: Obligatory Historic Quote

Paranoid people only think they are out to get you; I know it!

BOFH: Nothing says 'business continuity' like a dry wooden broom

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Re: Not major but...

Not quite at te same level, but the first couple of years after getting married my wife & I lived at her house out at the Essex end of London. Very nice semi-detached, probably 1920's build with super-high ceilings.

One day, we lost all power to the house. A fast check by yours truly showed that all of the fuses in the fusebox were OK, but nothing was getting so much as a watt of power. Nothing to do but call out an electrician (fortunately covered by house insurance) - we where a priority visit since we had a baby (#1 sprog) in the house. The electrician duly arrives and after about 45 minutes of head scratching finds two things: (1) the fuse on the input power feed into the house had blown for no readily apparent reason; and (2) nothing in the house was earthed.

The sparky called the electricity board to get them to sort the fuse out while he busied himself getting everything earthed as per regulations. When the engineer from the electricity board arrived, he inspected the blown fuse (remember on the power line coming into the house) and stated that he could not repair it since they had stopped making that type 50 years before - he had only ever seen them in a museum. So, instead of an easy repair he had to spend a couple of hours stripping out the old fuse and fitting a modern one to the power line.

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Re: Is it just me?

This is probably just a lead-in to a fairly spectacular, but mostly load and bright, termination of the Bosses employment contract.

Probably also the PFI's if his Bitcoin farm is the root cause of the problem.

Vodafone dials up full control of joint venture with Three in £4.3B deal

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Re: Customer Service

To be fair, they did not specify whether the "whole new level" was an improvement or going in the opposite direction.

DVLA's 14-week driving license fiasco – the tech, people and chatbot trying to clear it

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As someone who is going to have to renew their medical license next year, this article is pretty concerning to me. I just hope they get their backsides in gear by the end of this year (hope, but don't expect).

PowerPoint punishment sent users into an infinite loop after lunch

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I did some work for a certain major company whose security bods would wander around the cube farm (OK, it was not quite as bad as that, but it came close) and remove any unlocked and unattended laptops they came across. They would leave a note inviting the owner of the laptop to come to security office to recover his equipment, but only after a serious conversation with the company's Security Manager. I'd like to say that it resulted in an atmosphere of paranoia, but paranoid people only think "they" are out to get you - we knew it as a certainty.

The amusing thing is that no-one was above being targeted - this included the CEO who has the subject of these little notes at least 4 or 5 times while I was there.

Microsoft beefs up Remote Desktop security with ... hard-to-read messages

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Re: QA SNAFU

Meanwhile, the HR department is increasing it's size fivefold to handle all of the sackings.

Microsoft tackles quality control issues. Just kidding, it's encouraging experienced workers to leave

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It would be really hard to lower the bar any further.

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Re: Removing objections

You don't need a HR department since you don't have any staff to manage. Plus the CFO can be replaced by a spreadsheet and an AI. Looking good for the shareholders, at least for about an hour or two before the s**t really hits the fan.

'Invisible mouse' made a mess of PC rebuild

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Re: A tidy desk ...

Back in the 1990s, my desk with next to my boss (someone I actually got on very well with and ended up working with him off-and-on for about 30 years). At that time I was providing remote support for a part of the ground system supporting a space mission which meant I had a big DEC Ultrix workstation taking up a lot of my desk. This turned out to be a good thing since I positioned it at the boundary between my and my bosses desks, which stopped his piles of forgotten paperwork from invading my desk space.

I had to resort to other measures once the space mission was finished the workstation disappeared.

Support tech caught by 'Technician Aura': the bug that only hides when you're watching

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Re: Many years ago...

I thought you would walk around on the floor, but if they wanted to use mobiles ...

NASA insiders oddly relaxed about latest budget threats

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Re: JPL morale is in the toilet. Politicians are to blame.

Well said, have one on me

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This has always been a problem for NASA - they have to grovel to Congress every year to try to get sufficient funding to for all of their projects for the next 12 months. The only time they have been relatively safe was during the 1960's, and that was only because no Congress-critter was going to dare go against Kennedy's promise to put a man on the moon by the end of the decade.

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