Taking up this offer would put the biggest security red flag on your CV this side of being Putin's IT manager
Posts by Coastal cutie
174 publicly visible posts • joined 26 Jun 2020
Hong Kong hopes to trawl the world for tech talent to build IT city
India's IT services sector wants workers back in offices – but not all the new hires
Japanese sushi chain boss resigns amid accusation of improper data access
You've heard of the cost-of-living crisis, now get ready for the cost-of-working crisis
BOFH and the case of the disappearing teaspoons
UK's largest water company investigates datacenters' use as drought hits
Mouse hiding in cable tray cheesed off its bemused user
Re: "Out of Cheese" Error
On one of my policing gigs, visited a station that had a stables attached, complete with cat to control the inevitable mice. The cat got banned from one office after he threw a furball up on one of the Sergeants - the consequence of that was the mice promptly invaded it and caused absolute havoc with everything from cables to the occupants' lunches. After many cables had been replaced and users freaked out, the Sergeant was told to swallow his pride and let the cat back in - it solved the problem, though there was further angst when one furry corpse was concealed under a radiator in mid-winter.
Mozilla finds 18 of 25 popular reproductive health apps share your data
Our software is perfect. If something has gone wrong, it must be YOUR fault
Re: It’s your TVs fault, sir
Freeview are useless - any conversation with them always starts with a 15 minute argument about what transmitter I'm on because their postcode records are wrong for half of West Sussex. Then even if anything turns up purporting to be a fix, it arrives two days after the problem has either sorted itself or been sorted by random button pushing/change in weather conditions/god only knows what it's done
BOFH: Who us? Sysadmins? Spend time with other departments?
"I for one can't wait," the PFY says. "We'll finally get the chance to work closely with people and pool our resources to share the costs of any new equipment we might need."
Why did my mind instantly jump to the delicious irony of a department paying for the new surveillance equipment the BOFH and PFY will be using to upgrade their capability, based on their increased access in this new co-working heaven (hell)
Russian anti-satellite test added to a 'pressing threat to security' in space
Google sues Sonos yet again, claiming it stole IP and infringed patents
IBM board probes claims of fudged sales figures that led to big bonuses for execs
Google said to be taking steps to keep political campaign emails out of Gmail spam bin
BOFH: HR's gold mine gambit – they get the gold and we get the shaft
Re: And again
Knowing how the BOFH's mind works, I suspect there is a very cunning and very evil plan underlying this, probably involving amongst other things, emails thought to be deleted and footage (with audio) from carefully placed cameras in the HR offices. All the better to capture naughty goings on by HR staff, exploiting their power to fire and hire.
Cloudflare explains how it managed to break the internet
"One can imagine the panic at Cloudflare towers, although we cannot imagine a controlled process that resulted in a scenario where "network engineers walked over each other's changes."
Umm, left hand, right hand, have you been introduced? And have you been taught how to tell your derriere from your elbow?
Wi-Fi hotspots and Windows on Arm broken by Microsoft's latest patches
AI's most convincing conversations are not what they seem
BOFH: Tech helps HR investigate the Boss's devices
Leave that sentient AI alone a mo and fix those racist chatbots first
Teeth marks yield clue to widespread internet outage in Canada
When management went nuclear on an innocent software engineer
BOFH: Where do you think you are going with that toner cartridge?
BOFH: You'll have to really trust me on this team-building exercise
The end of the iPod – last model available 'while supplies last'
Motorola benefits from delays in the UK's emergency services network, says govt
Switch off the mic if it makes you feel better – it'll make no difference
Apple's return-to-office plan savaged by staff
Re: Where are the metrics?
The Passport Office and the DVLA have periodically ground to a halt every few years, long before remote working was a thing. And I hear rumours that in the case of the latter, the backlog is due to manglement demanding a full return to work whilst Covid was still rife and without proper precautions, thus creating a mass outbreak, which left a big gap in the workforce.
Meetings in the metaverse: Are your Mikes on?
Even the real world is weird
My late partner had an aunt (also now sadly no longer with us) who worked as an Account Director in a major advertising agency in the 70s and 80s. One day, the MD decided on the spur of the moment that they should extend a meeting and take a new client to meet the creative team who would be handling their campaign. They walked into the office, to find that after a rather good (3 Martini) lunch, one of the creatives had been trussed up into a ball and was being rolled at makeshift skittles down a long table by his colleagues. The client looked dumbfounded, the MD, rooted to the spot, went white, then purple and it was down to her to save the day. She ushered both men out, whilst uttering soothing words about how the company encouraged new and innovative ways of freeing up creativity by the use of play. God only knows what they could have done with avatars, the mind boggles. Beer in lieu of a Martini emoji.
Study: How Amazon uses Echo smart speaker conversations to target ads
Robots are creepy. Why trust AIs that are even creepier?
AWS's Log4j patches blew holes in its own security
AI models to detect how you're feeling in sales calls
When the expert speaker at an NFT tech panel goes rogue
Re: Opinion
You're quite right - they can't, possibly to stop them being sick when galloping at full speed, when the stomach comes under repeated pressure from the intestines, which would force the contents out if they were put together the same as other vertebrates including humans (apologies to anyone eating whilst reading this)
BOFH: The evil guide to upgrading switches
Bank had no firewall license, intrusion or phishing protection – guess the rest
UK arm of Sungard Availability Services goes into administration
Re: Ah the stupidity of greed at any cost
Exactly - in the large village where I live, a single landlord owns most of the shopping parade. When non-essential shops had to close, they did everything they could to keep the tenants afloat - rent holidays, lowering rents for a while when they did reopen, installing canopies over the pavements so queues could stay dry etc. The result is all of these shops are still thriving and not one has closed.
BOFH: Putting the gross in gross insubordination
UK Ministry of Defence takes recruitment system offline, confirms data leak
Re: "sources finger Capita-run system"
You can't put previous performance in as part of the requirements anywhere in the procurement process - much to the frustration of many in the public sector IT world. Even if you could, it still doesn't stop behemoths like Crapita et al buying up the decent company you did manage to give the contract to and running it into the ground
OVHcloud datacenter 'lacked' automatic fire extinguishers, electrical cutoff
BOFH: Gaming rig for your home office? Yeah right
Trio of Rust Core Team members take their leave
When forgetting to set a password for root is the least of your woes
BOFH: What a beautiful classic car. Shame if anything were to happen to it
COVID-19 was a generational opportunity for change at work – and corporate blew it
Nothing's working, and I've checked everything, so it must be YOUR fault
The louder they yell.....
I've found that the likelihood of the problem being with something the user has done/not done/not checked even though they say they have is directly proportional to the volume with which they are yelling at you that "OF COURSE I'VE DONE THAT/NOT DONE THAT/CHECKED THAT, I'M NOT SOME SORT OF IDIOT" (excuse the shouting).
A proposal to beat below-the-belt selfies: Crowdsourced machine learning using victims' image stashes
And because it's nigh on impossible to stop the ruddy things, whatever you do. Most of the ones my friends and I have suffered from come from anonymous accounts - once blocked, they simply morph into a new one. None of the social media platforms take it seriously - it's a helluva job to get Twitter to ban someone and then, you've guessed it, they get back on with another anonymous account (they're quick enough to put a photography site on the naughty step though, for too many retweets of pictures of beautiuful beaches). The police don't have the resources to chase all this down and can't do anything if the IP address leads to abroad or the phone number is a burner phone.