* Posts by Sparkus

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CERN sends AI-trained robot mice scurrying through LHC beam pipes

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YOu'd think that....

periodic inspection and maintenance of these guides and pipes would have been baked into the initial design and concept of operation........

To stop crims, Google starts dismantling residential proxy network they use to hide

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The competetion

doesn't rest....

https://decodo.com/lp/ethical-proxy-switch

25 years of meatbags permanently in space on the ISS

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No love for....

Tiangong?

Perplexity shows how to run monster AI models more efficiently on aging GPUs, AWS networks

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There is a local reseller

of salvage and surplus data center equipment that now has H100 systems and racks available.

Senate bill would require companies to report AI layoffs as job cuts reach 20-year high in October

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Good

First step in accountability is transparency and data.

Tesla board wants to grant Musk $1T in stock, Norway wealth fund says nope

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Fixed the first paragraph for you

......which the carmaker's board says retaining him is unnecessary.......

Turns out the end of Windows 10 is good for something: The PC refresh cycle

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More bubbles are going to burst.....

The PC industry has been in a more-or-less steady-state for a decade or more. In the developed world, everyone that needs or wants a personal computer has one. In the third-world, folks are getting on very well with end-of-life cast offs and increasingly, smartphones.

The PC industry and all of the hangers-on have financed and sustained themselves via boom boom boom cycles driven by OS and Office suite 'upgrades'. Those upgrades have been driven by (mostly) UI changes that did little to add real world functionality while requiring more and more compute resources to function.

The contemporary compute and computer paradigms are proving to be anything but eco friendly and those nice non-polluting white buildings / bit barns are blasting the hell out of any energy conservation / reasonable use / social responsibility agreements and targets that have been set.

It is so very easy to find multiple arguments against the current and next few generations of changes to compute infrastructure (including AI) and any positives often require financial, mental, and ethnical gymnastics that only the most jaded and narcissistic advocates can bring forward.

Starlink is burning up one or two satellites a day in Earth’s atmosphere

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cue the grant funding requests......

to study the air pollution effects of so much orbital debris vaporizing in the upper atmosphere.

Software CEO tells Catholic uni panel AI won't take out jobs, but it could take out brains

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Cant think of a bettter time for..

a real-world Butlerian Jihad.......

"thou shalt not make a machine in the image of a human mind"

Slow Wi-Fi? Add houseplants to the list of suspects

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oh and...

That place in the basement up between the water heater and hvac plant, surrounded by water-filled pipes. You know the one.

Don't use that spot either.

Powerline adapters with a phase-bridge-coupler at the breaker panel still function and function well.

AMD tries to catch CUDA with performance-boosting ROCm 7 software

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Patiently waiting....

for gpu performance enhancements to filter down to the consumer level for photo / image processing.

China slaps 1-hour deadline on reporting serious cyber incidents

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As is should be.....

it's useful to remember that China has their 'social credit' scheme backed up by the classic 9mm headache to keep their citizenry in-line and compliant with CCP directives.

However rapid and accurate reporting of vulns is important.........

Office 2016 and 2019 face October 14 execution date

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welll

LibreOffice.....

JLR stuck in neutral as losses skyrocket amid cyberattack cleanup

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well...

are the executives still being paid?

Microsoft readies Windows 11 25H2 while Windows 10 circles the drain

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patiently waiting.....

for refreshed ISOs......

Nano11 cuts Windows 11 down to size, grabbing just 2.8 GB of disk space

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NTLite

'nuf said.......

Senator blasts Microsoft for 'dangerous, insecure software' that helped pwn US hospitals

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Well....

He's not wrong......

Oracle VirtualBox licensing tweak lies in wait for the unwary

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Is vbox known to phone-home...

and alert Larrys new sailboat that another user needs an audit?

Orbital datacenters subject to launch stress, nasty space weather, and expensive house calls

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Re: cooling using the emptiness of space

Yes.

There is no 'cooling' in space, just heat transfer using highly volatile and hazardous fluids and gasses, all of which have a tendency to corrode whatever mechanisms are pumping them around.

Print Screen is for noobs: Capture images in Windows like a pro

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Worth noting

That Vivaldi has native screen shot and snip capability OOTB.

I just deleted my entire social media presence before visiting the US – and I'm a citizen

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Hyperbole much?

Someone has a lot of experience in clutching pearls......

Security company hired a used car salesman to build a website, and it didn't end well

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NO, but......

I was once hired in on a consultancy with a rather large global medical device firm dual-homed in the US and Ireland (you figure it out).

As the JD for the consultancy grew in scope and responsibility each week, I finally figured out that I had been brought in to cover up for a pair of (not married to each other) senior managers who were having an affair on company time (and on company property, ick) whist launching their independent real estate business.

Well paid or not, the last straw was my walking into one of their offices and interrupting a snog-session.

IBM moves scientists out of Almaden Research Center

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Prefictible next step....

in the dismantling, dismembering, and sell off of IBM.

Post Office and Fujitsu execs 'should have known' Horizon IT system was flawed

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Time to Name the Names...

"All of these people are properly to be regarded as victims of wholly unacceptable behavior perpetrated by a number of individuals employed by and/or associated with the Post Office and Fujitsu"

What if Microsoft just turned you off? Security pro counts the cost of dependency

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or some 'free' final security rollup up

kills rando system features or even the entire box......

Farfetched? There are already software makers who have kill-switches built in to their products. Can't connect to the licensing servers 6x a year? Software refuses to start. Not a large stretch to apply the same to operating systems or IoT devices or cable modems or whatever.......

Firefox is dead to me – and I'm not the only one who is fed up

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I expect that....

the Tor project is looking for a new browser base codeset............

FAA gives SpaceX the nod for Starship Flight 9 but doubles the danger zone

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Sounds like Max-Q

happening as a higher speed and lower altitude than expected (or built for).

FreeBSD fans rally round zVault upstart

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I can see (and hope for)...

a merge of the Xigma and zVault projects....

Google tries to greenwash massive AI energy consumption with another vague nuclear deal

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The worm has turned....

'greenwashing' energy pigs now involves attaching them to nuclear generation projects.......

Soviet probe from 1972 set to return to Earth ... in May 2025

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I predict

....the Glorious Return of Nikita Khrushchev having been sustained in frozen stasis these past 50 years.

His reported death in 1971 was but a distraction.

AI infrastructure investment may be $8T shot in the dark

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Dear 'Executives'

Told ya so.

Sincerely, Everyone

Intel's latest CEO Lip Bu Tan: 'You deserve better'

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Power

7, 8, 9, 10, Tellum......

IBM scores perfect 10 ... vulnerability in mission-critical OS AIX

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So much for....

forcibly retiring the US based AIX brain trust and outsourcing everything AIX-related overseas.......

The NHS security culture problem is a crisis years in the making

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The magic word is.....

Accountability. Right now this is an anonymous bucket into which are tosses study after study. Need to humanize this and make it more impactful

Until Managing Directors and CIO/CISOs start losing their jobs and pay packets, not much will improve or change.

Microsoft trims more CPUs from Windows 11 compatibility list

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The only thing keeping my last two personal machines on Win10

are two incalcitrant graphics/imaging/video programs that do not have a Linux analogue.

Yet anyway. Both companies have made recent public statements about shifting their development to Rocky Linux and using that as a base for their Mac and Windows desktop version.

Until then, my personal machines boot into Rocky Linux, then VirtualBox fires off a Windows instance.

Any regular ElReg user (grey-beard appearance not required) will be using this, or similar to manage their home Windows systems. It's not hard but it is beyond Great-Uncle Bob and Grandma Florence.

Why SAP may be mulling 2030 end of maintenance for legacy ERP

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One sales-droids claim of sluggish

is an Enterprise Director / VPs view of stable, cost-effective, predictable, secure, and reliable..

Early mornings, late evenings, weekends. Useless users always demand support

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I once returned a pager

to a group manager after their third-shift operators called me in on a "printer problem" that simply required a fresh box of fan-fold.

The pager was frozen in a block of ice and being a 1980s vintage Motorola, worked fine after being defrosted. That, and a billing for multiple hours of time at double standard rates (after-hours, weekend, etc) I never had this problem again.

When it comes to AI ROI, IT decision-makers not convinced

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How much capital and market liquidity

is going to be consumed / destroyed by this bubble?

UK biz dept overspent by £208M prepping to pay workers hurt in Post Office IT scandal

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If true....

Recover the funds from HM employees, managers, and directors salaries and pension plans. I 'suspect' that a list of those responsible for the persecution of Royal Mail employees is locked up, yet easily at hand.

China's DeepSeek just emitted a free challenger to OpenAI's o1 – here's how to use it on your PC

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well, well, that was quick...

Absent and real or imagined 'national security implications' as long as the thing is 90% of Copilot/OpenAI at 10% of the price, I can't see why any organization would not use it. The implications for all those many MANY billions of $$$ spent and the people who spent them are left as an exercise for the reader.......

Seriously, last years LLM stars and the spending behind them were pretty much matched and in some scenarios obsoleted by the inevitable challenger. Only surprise here is that the challenger went public in early 2025 when I was thinking late 2025.

What happens when we can’t just build bigger AI datacenters anymore?

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Power *and* cooling

are the limiting factors.

The greed of local councils to fill unused industrial estates and 'idle' farmland will never be satisfied. Some other limiting factor, such as moral outrage over the unproductive consumption of energy resources and adverse impact on the reliability of energy grids will have to come into play......

GPU constraints? There are some arguments that a 256 bit enhancement to AltiVec has the potential to outperform Nvidia silicon on far cheaper and less energy hungry hardware. if that come to fruition (Power 11/12 anyone?) all real-estate and GWatt calculations are off.

And remember, at the end of The Forbin Project the Colossus / Guardian symbiote demanded that the island of Malta be evacuated and hollowed out as an AI fortress / core.

Why is Big Tech hellbent on making AI opt-out?

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Easy

.......and I've been part of discussions on this very topic over the past six months...

If the people who have spent hundreds of Billions of Dollars on 'AI' can't begin to show positive usage trends, regardless of real-world usefulness of those said-same AI applications, people will start to lose their jobs and bankers / investors will start to call in their notes.....

SpaceX and Blue Origin both face FAA mishap probes

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Pieces of Starwhip

in particular heat tiles, are appearing for sale on FB and ebay. legit or not?

Tech support fill-in given no budget, no help, no training, and no empathy for his plight

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stealth-upgrade of multiple server OSs....

Notoriously lazy SAP Basis team who refused to update their SAP documentation and had the company stuck on AIX 3.2.55 (!!!) for a year after IBM pulled support. They were satisfied with the 92% uptime of the overall SAP installation because it was 'better' than the 85% reliability of the old SAP on System 1.

Leaned heavily on the (then very new) AIX transparent/no reboot OS upgrade and patch capabilities. Took over three weeks to upgrade a good-sized farm of servers one at a time. Took another 6 months before the Basis team noticed both the upgrade and the suddenly improved uptime numbers to 4 nines.

This particular story goes on for 3-4 more years and (IMHO) deserves both it's own article on El Reg as well as an SAP whitepaper and IBM Redbook.

Apple solves broken news alerts by turning off the AI

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Anyone remember...

The first 18 months of Apple Maps?

Enterprises in for a shock when they realize power and cooling demands of AI

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Dear "enterprises"

Told ya so....

Respectfully,

Everyone

Intel debuts laptop silicon that doesn't qualify for Microsoft's 'Copilot+ PC' badge

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Patiently waiting for......

OpenCL and DirectX performance numbers for Xe2.

Eight things that should not have happened last year, but did

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No mention of....

multiple outages **and** breaches from Optum?

A New Year's gift from Microsoft: Surprise, your scanners don't work

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VueScan....

Continues to work for both USB and ethernet-connected scanners.

Those of who who are in anguish because there are no current driver sets for your older scanners will want to check out VueScan.......

Even Netflix struggles to identify and understand the cost of its AWS estate

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Even Amazon Prime Video....

has reportedly abandoned the AWS micro-services model as unworkable at scale.....

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