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An off-grid AI sounds like a great survival assistant, but is better left to roleplaying the zombie apocalypse

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"put your health and safety in the hands of a professional"

Ahhh, these would be the professionals we employ to remind us that coffee is hot, hot food might burn, that kind of thing?

Seems to me that most people, particularly urban people, get their berries from a supermarket, if at all, and wouldn't have a clue about the safety - or lack thereof - of the wild variety.

Given that, and the apparent need for hot coffee reminders in modern society, even the most hallucinatory LLM is going to increase their odds of survival somewhat!

Keeping yesterday's computers ticking takes more than nostalgia

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Excellent! Another channel to add to my list of places to get my fixing fix, and a couple more in the comments too - thanks guys!

It's always good to see vintage kit restored to working order. Perhaps, one day, I'll have go myself, if time and eyesight permit, but for now I'm happy to watch.

Open source project fools AI scrapers with poisoned font

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"SheildFont could also impose an SEO penalty on people who use it, as search engines, like AI scrapers, read the raw HTML to look for content, as do translation apps and the copy/paste function built into computer operating systems. Screen readers used for those with visual impairment also have trouble with it too, though there is a feature built in to ensure screen readers can get the user-displayed text, albeit slowly. "

So, you get a hefty font file, tank your hard-won SEO, exclude and / or piss off visually impaired users (which might even be illegal) and you STILL can't guarantee it will keep the bots at bay. How very useful. Not.

Seriously, if you hate the bots that much, and you care so little about actual users, just shut down your site - that will fix those pesky scrapers, eh?

Excuses like 'AI did it' don't exist in the eyes of the law

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Nothing surprising in this. Employers are liable for the torts of their employees, why wouldn't they be liable for whatever their AI pet does? Sure, they can, in turn, sue the AI company, but that doesn't alleviate their own liability.

Seems a bit unfair that they're on the hook for liability for whatever the AI does, but can't claim ownership / copyright over what it creates, though.

America bans imported robots due to supply chain and security risks

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Logical, I suppose - thousands of potentially subvertible killing machines running around poses at least a theoretical threat. Imagine how much chaos you could cause by making them all go rogue at once.

But wait, what's this about battlefields? Since when was uncle Sam threatening to put humanoids on the battlefield? Haven't they seen terminator??

JFrog's 0-days let OpenAI's models hack Hugging Face

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Or, in other words, our models are so good at finding hitherto unknown problems that the little buggers escaped. Why not use them to scan your infrastructure and find those hidden vulnerabilities before you become the next hugging face. The sales pitch is becoming clearer by the day.

Microsoft lays out a buffet of Windows goodies for JavaScript Developers

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"In fairness, much less need for individual locally-built applications, now that, whatever your need, there is already "an app for that"."

And if there isn't, some spotty kid with a codex account can knock one up for you in an hour, so long as you don't want ongoing support or expect them to know what their vibey code actually does.

SpaceX just about nails Starship test flight 13

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Pint

Congrats to the SpaceX boffins! Much progress made on this flight, and no doubt more on the next. Plus some stunning images from the onboard cameras. Won't be long now before Starship is operational.

Flock cameras go up in flames as cops hunt suspected firebugs

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Having had a quick shufti at what these things look like, it seems like it should be fairly easy to disable them without doing any actual damage.

A bin bag over the camera, secured with duct tape should do it. Quick, easy, inconspicuous to carry and totally harmless to the equipment. The solar panel looks interesting, too - cover that, and the thing will soon ruin out of juice. Granted, the stepladder might take some explaining, but nothing's perfect and it's less likely to result in serious charges.

OpenAI admits it was the source of the agent swarm that attacked Hugging Face

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This sounds too good / bad to be true. But, assuming it is, and before we get into the hand wringing over how dangerous these models allegedly are, maybe they could explain what vulnerabilities their pet exploited to move sideways through their network - apart from the proxy cache, that is - why those vulnerabilities were not patched, and why its antics weren't detected long before it got anywhere near hugging face.

For a company so ostensibly concerned with keeping models "safe", this seems suspiciously lax. Could it be that they knew about the vulnerabilities and wanted to see if the models would find them, or use them if they did? Or are they just incompetent? I'm betting on publicity seeking, myself.

UK's seventh prime minister in a decade says he'll ditch digital ID scheme

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Good riddance to digital ID - for now. But this has been a pet project of the Home Office for a long time, so I don't expect it's gone very far away. No doubt there will be pressure to resurrect it, and, if Burnham resists, he will be replaced in fairly short order.

So, now we have a Minister for AI. It will be interesting to see how qualified they are to understand their subject - not at all, I expect.

Linus Torvalds tells AI haters to fork off

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"WE NEED A REVOLUTION!"

Nah, people are revolting enough already.

Orbital datacenter gold rush needs an environmental review, FCC told

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Just how far out from earth does the interest of environmentalists extend?

Yes, I know, they raise some valid points. As a once and future amateur astronomer, the light pollution issue is particularly relevant to me. But, equally, it's important to move forward. I very much doubt that the orbital data centre plan is going to be workable any time soon, but that surely doesn't mean they shouldn't try.

I can see why Musk is keen to get off world and away from meddling campaigners, even though, on this occasion, I find myself somewhat able to see their point.

It's an AI web, and we're just rats in the walls

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"A non-fiction writer friend of mine "wrote" a novel last year using AI as a goof. It was, well, awful. But he put it online to see what would happen. A year and a half later, it's still bringing in a few thousand dollars a month."

The only surprising thing about that is that one product generates so much money - care to share the platform it was published on?

Your friend sounds very much like one of mine - a musician and vocalist, they agonise over every bar, every phrase, redone over and over until it's perfect. And the result is amazing, I admit. But the truth is that "amazing" is really only relevant to other musicians and true aficionados of their genre - many of whom are musicians anyway. To everyone else, who just wants to listen to a nice song, their most basic first attempt is more than adequate.

I suspect the same applies to writers. Plot structure, characters, pacing, edited into perfection - anything less is grossly inadequate to the professional wordsmith, but the vast majority of their audience just wants to read a story in the genre that interests them.

Galling to the true artist, I know, and there will always be people who prefer genuinely human-produced material simply because it is human made. But most people are just happy to get their fix of whatever genre floats their boat. Plebs, my friend calls them, while they bemoan their wasted effort.

I call them willing, if undiscerning customers. Give them what they want with minimum effort and maximum profit. There is nothing to stop our friends from spending hours on their latest project, sweating blood over details, while an LLM pays the bills with minimally adequate material that keeps the plebs coming back for more.

The very idea is heresy to them, of course. But LLMs are here to stay, producing more content, more quickly than a human could dream of. Might as well jump on the bandwagon and make some cash - it's that or be ground beneath its wheels.

Amazon Leo constellation nears 400 satellites as broadband launch looms

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Re: Competition

"someone has desire to be as far as possible from the test of humanity"

Well, that would be me, and maybe starlink et al will make it possible one day. Shame it will also bugger up practical application of my interest in astronomy, which is one of the reasons for wanting to get away...

Hmm, I wonder how much space each person would have if we all wanted to get as far as possible from everyone else...

New humanoid robots from China look like creepy pop star action figures – complete with slightly dodgy lip-synch

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I've been following these developments on various YouTube channels for a while. These things are both a little creepy and very impressive, even though I'm sure they won't do everything it says on the tin.

I, too, wondered about their more intimate capabilities, though I assume the Chinese government wouldn't be overtly involved in the sex bot market. Besides, I'm not sure that recognising 20+ emotional states with a mere 90% accuracy will be sufficient for any kind of marital relationship. Many husbands are expected to recognise and respond appropriately to more than that before breakfast!

And then there's the Chinese government, again. We're told that the middle Kingdom is generally up to no good, what with espionage, backdoored kit etc. If those rumours are even part true, these things will almost certainly be backdoored (not necessarily in the adult sense) and capable of sending info back to the mother ship. They might even be open to remote control, or at least open to receiving instructions from Beijing.

Not so much Autons as Robots of Death, methinks.

Former Microsoft engineer shrinks Notepad down to size

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Re: "Written in assembly"

"I suppose that pulls in some libraries he didn't need and caused it to "bloat" to hundreds of KB..."

That's the definition of bloat, though - stuff you don't need, dragged in where you don't want it. I might not go as far as using assembly (though I might) but I' might be tempted to extract just the bits I need from a library/ include file.

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Watched this video last night - interesting and entertaining as always.

This is exactly what notepad needs - about the only really useful recent addition to bloatpad is tabs, and I could even live without them.

Small and fast beats slow and bloated every time, but somehow I can't see many modern applications programmers taking the time to learn how to call the Windows API directly. There be dragons and dark magic!

No more Java refills for Intel Macs after JDK 27, says Oracle

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Re: Rosetta

"Honestly, I'm not sure which approach is better..."

I guess it depends on what you mean by better, and for whom. The Apple approach is certainly better due Apple, as they get to sell you more very expensive stuff. It might also be better for users who like to have the latest and greatest, regardless of whether they actually need it.

On the other hand, backwards compatibility is probably what gave Windows - and DOS before it - its market dominance. The fact that you can run older software is sure to appeal to bean counters and people who rely on old software for which there is no modern alternative. You may never need to do that, but there is some security in knowing that you can if you ever want to. It's probably less good from Microsoft's point of view, though. It probably takes lots of time and effort that could be better spent on retrofitting copilot to DOS 3, fur example.

Still, hassle for Microsoft aside, an abundance of choice is not usually a bad thing.

Blue Origin insists New Glenn will rise from the ashes this year after explosion deleted launchpad

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"Note that Starship has effectively reached orbit multiple times - SpaceX has shut the engines off slightly early and targeted a less than orbit reentry for safety reasons..."

You're correct, of course, but to acknowledge that would be to miss an opportunity to poke at Musk and SpaceX, and that would never do. Anyone would think he doesn't provide ample legitimate reasons to poke at him, without banging on about orbit.

Of course, getting starship to orbit and getting it back down again in one piece are not the same thing, but I have every confidence in SpaceX - they will get starship right, just as they got Falcon 9 right. Its inconvenient success and reliability leave little for folk to pick on, so they have to make do with the teething troubles of a different class of vehicle altogether. When that, too, is flying reliably, they're going to have to look elsewhere for their fun. Blue Origin, perhaps?

As for repairs to their pad, I guess they have a fair idea of how long it will take. I hope it goes well for them!

Perseverance rover finds even more signs of extinct life on Mars

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Re: But the chances of anything coming from Mars

"Are a million to one, they said."

But a million to one chance comes up nine times out of ten

Life, apparently fairly close to as we know it, Jim, is looking increasingly likely.

Deno project is going to add cross-platform desktop apps in next major update

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"The advantage is much smaller applications. In our quick test, a compiled application using WebView on macOS was around 68.5MB, whereas using CEF, which is also an option, the size was 308.9MB (though the docs suggest 150MB as typical) and startup was slower."

68.5MB, and that's an improvement?!? Fuck me! Mind you, maybe that's normal in mac-world, I don't know. But still, it seems pretty hefty for a simple application.

Cloudflare teams up with big browsers to help websites tell welcome from unwelcome visitors

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Re: Bloated Websites

'Maybe one day Retro minimal websites using Hugo or similar will become the fashion again."

They already are, to a limited extent. I was watching some YouTube videos a few months ago about a hobbyist movement to make small retro-ish sites instead of relying on a CMS. Can't recall what the movement is called, but it's real and growing, though I don't suppose it will get too far.

Even so, I could imagine a point where hobbyists run tiny but useful sites on low cost servers, perhaps even self hosted on a raspberry pi or something, creating a sort of shadow web. They wouldn't necessarily even need to be listed in Google. Old-style curated indexes / directories, links pages, web rings etc would work just as well as they used to. Imagine what the original web could have been with ubiquitous permanent broadband connections and modern tools!

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Hmm, so I guess googlebot won't be blocked, then?

I don't like Cloudflare - allowing a private company (or any company/ organisation) to become the gatekeeper for the web is a really, really bad idea. It was bad enough with Google, when a site could be delisted at the drop of a hat, but at least the site is still accessible, even if many people can't find if. With this concoction, access is dependent on pleasing Cloudflare.

Besides, what is to stop people from making/ sharing PACTs? I assume that, to prevent that, some form of fingerprinting will be required. And, if we're verifying personhood, can we maybe verify age while we're at it? If so, the British government would probably like a word.

As always, anyone daring to be different, running uncommon browsers or operating systems, is going to be penalised for their individuality.

This is not going to end well.

Microsoft's latest Windows bug belongs in the Recycle Bin

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".They made changes to shell notifications..."

Interesting. I wonder if this might explain another problem I've noticed recently.

If explorer has two folders open, say, downloads and documents, and I select a group of files in downloads, cut them, then paste them into documents, the cut / paste works fine but the icons don't vanish from the downloads folder until I refresh. The same might apply to single files but I haven't had cause to try it or haven't noticed if I have.

This is something I do a lot, and it seems like a new issue. Not a real problem, but irritating.

Brit competition cops order Google to make search rankings less mysterious

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I don't think this is a good idea. Google has always been secretive over how the search algorithm works in order (so they say) to prevent the SERPs being gamed and filled with spam. Much as I dislike Google's modern persona, that makes a lot of sense - if you know how a system works, you can manipulate it far more effectively.

Remember the old days, when all it took to rank well on Google was a shedload of incoming links? It was easy to get any old crap to the top of page one if you put the effort in to picking up links. That wasn't good for users or Google.

While fairness in rankings is desirable, it's Google's search engine. If they want to run it on some bizarre algorithms, that's up to them. It is not for sites, or regulators, to say how it should work. If it were my search engine, I'd be tempted to pull out of the UK / European market altogether, and cackle maliciously as I watched all those sites who want control of their rankings sink without trace - or traffic.

UK Cabinet Office hiring AI and innovation 'influencer' to build 'AI-first culture' in civil service

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instilling an "AI-first culture," according to the job advert....

No. AI has its uses, despite the anti-AI brigade's views, but not everywhere, all the time. It just doesn't make sense to use AI for things that can be done easily with a conventional program.

This is yet more government madness - the job, indeed the whole policy, is not needed. Granted, there are almost certainly savings and improvements to be made - the civil service is notoriously inefficient - but that will not be achieved by ramming AI into every nook and cranny. It's just going to make more needless work.

AI and brain-computer interface allow speechless ALS patient to work a full-time job

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"The whole point was to force him back to work..."

Some people enjoy their job, y'know. To the extent that they don't want to retire. Imagine being able to return to a job you loved thanks to this new technomagic - that must be terrific!

This is an amazing application of technology that would have been science fiction just a few years ago. Suddenly, it seems that the world is changing incredibly quickly - computers hooked up to brains, armies of little silver humanoid robots tottering around, moon bases... Truly, we are living in 1970s Doctor Who! Or maybe I'm just getting old(er) and (more) cynical by the day.

Either way, hats off to the boffins behind the magic!

Commodore gets into the phone biz with Sailfish-powered retro 'Callback'

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"For a generation of geeks, the brand still evokes cassette tape loading screens, SID-chip soundtracks, and countless hours spent typing programs from magazine listings."

That would be me. Cut my coding teeth on Commodore BASIC, watching C64 repairs and refurbishments is still a guilty YouTube pleasure. Don't think I'll be buying the phone, though. Unless it supports commodore basic...

Britain plots digital bedtime after kicking under-16s off social media

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"But maybe keeping them from viewing the dross on social media, they now won't vote for Reform when they're old enough"

Unfortunately, people are allowed to vote for people and parties that you (and I) despise. It's called democracy. Equally, those parties are allowed to present their arguments, no matter how barmy they may be. See Corbyn, monster raving loonies, sky fairy influenced parties etc. This, too, is democracy, and the onus is on the other parties/ candidates to adequately debunk the bullshit.

If you are seriously suggesting that elements of society should be prevented from expressing their position, and that others be actively prevented from hearing it, then I don't think you have adequately understood the concepts of free speech or democracy. Whittling away at those freedoms, even with seemingly good internet, is the surest way to destroy then forever. It's a slippery slope, and I fear we're already on it.

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Do these politicians not realise that the teens they are about to inconvenience and royally piss off today will be the first time voters with whom they will be pleading for their jobs in a few months?

Of course, Starmer is unlikely to still be PM by then - he'll be lucky to see out the summer - so he doesn't give a shit.

This is Draconian, unnecessary and unenforceable. The sheer stupidity of it buggers the mind. YouTube, for example, contains vast quantities of useful tutorials in amongst the dross. No thought for the kids studying, say, music, who find theory tutorials useful, or those struggling with maths homework who look up the appropriate method on YouTube.

I know of at least one young teen who makes some nice pocket money by setting up YouTube channels and Facebook pages for wrinkles with small businesses - she isn't going to be pleased! Nor is the lad with the popular and monetized tiktok account. Back to delivering newspapers for them, then, except those jobs have long been extinct.

Of course, it's going to be much harder for teens to organise and make their feelings known without access to social media - that wouldn't be part of the plan, by any chance?

Wouldn't it be nice if, just got once, we could elect some politicians who aren't self serving assholes?

AI is code – and can't be prompted into being smarter

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Re: In support of Plain English

Exactly. This jape is clearly in breach of the Computer Misuse Act, assuming that the Act is still a thing and hasn't been superceded. It falls under the bits about causing a machine to do something without the owner's permission, and no amount of licence terms, or ambiguous "not meant for" flannel will make any difference.

Speaking of said flannel, its use is deceptive. If you don't want it used by AI, put that in the license. It is the license, and the licence alone, that governs usage - that's what it's for, FFS!

"Ordering something dumb to act smarter doesn't work"

Unfortunately, that applies to humans too. Expecting someone smart to not do something dumb doesn't work either, as this escapade illustrates.

XP-era Windows spotted haunting London's driverless railway

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"Anyone looking at today's iteration of Windows might wonder how much of it dates back to what's on display at Limehouse."

The bits that work.

KPMG's AI report becomes an accidental demo of AI hallucinations

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Oopsy!

Irony aside, though, how accurate are so-called AI detectors? It seems like an open and shut case on this occasion, but I recently ran a small block of text - just over 100 words - through several AI detectors.

One was grammarly, the other three or four were whatever came out top on a Google search for AI detector. There was absolutely no consensus; Grammarly was certain the text was 100% human, one of the others was certain it was 100% AI, another thought it was about 20% AI and the last one thought it was human written then polished with AI. At that point, I gave up.

It's a bit concerning, as I'm sure these things are being used to check all kinds of documents, including homework, course work, assignments etc, to say nothing of freelance submissions and the like.

It may be that they perform better with longer samples, of course, but that is what I had and wanted to check. I'm now extremely wary of placing any reliance on them whatsoever.

Blockbuster new Raspberry Pi project turns any screen into old-school VCR

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Re: Old school VCR

I'm in the UK. No, I didn't bother. The age of the DVD had well and truly dawned by then, and I just dumped the thing. Never missed it.

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Re: Old school VCR

The last VCR I owned was a combined VCR and DVD player. Can't recall the brand, but the bloody thing had a mind of its own. It might record what you wanted, or what it wanted, or nothing at all.

It also had a really annoying screen saver in the form or geometric fish - aka triangles - that would periodically appear, for no apparent reason. Once enfished there seemed no way to get rid of them. The manual said nothing about them, pressing buttons hard no effect. The only thing to do was unplug the thing and start again. The house would periodically echo to the sound of some hapless TV watcher cursing "Oh god, I've got the bloody fish again."

It's build quality wasn't much better than its software - the thing gave up the ghost after just a few months. It was not missed.

It blocked us at 'hello!' Anthropic Fable 5 refusing innocuous prompts

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Re: Boiling frog

"we have reached a level of civilization where, state censorship is rightly not considered acceptable"

We have?? I can't say I've noticed. As far as I can see, state censorship is alive and kicking in the more authoritarian starts, and is an aspiration for many more who should know better. It is but a short - very short - strep from surveillance to censorship, and the British government, at least, can't get enough of the former. The latter will follow swiftly in its wake.

Microsoft Build: Surface RTX Spark Dev Box, Coreutils for Windows, air-gapped GitHub and more

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"A PC devs actually want to use. Clean Explorer, dark theme, no pop-ups, no recommendations, no widgets. Just your code and your tools."

Dark theme? No thanks. Otherwise, it sounds like Windows should be for everyone. Of course, the fact that something actually useful fails with an error that doesn't even have a name is pure Microsoft. Some things never change.

Automattic's CMS empire shows cracks as WordPress share falls

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"The WP Engine dispute may ultimately prove unrelated."

It might, but it won't. When you spend considerable time building up a website, the last thing you want is software run by a capricious nutcase.

It definitely doesn't help that WordPress has a terrible security reputation - I have no idea if it's still justified because I stopped using it years ago for that very reason. It also doesn't help that the likes of Wix, Squarespace et al are heavily advertised and noob friendly. Yes, I know, lockin etc, but just you try telling that to someone who just wants an easy and quick way to throw up a site for their side hustle.

Then there's all the vibe coding toys, and the places that have sprung up to host them. Plus the old-fashioned way of renting space on a server and coding the site properly, or even using an offline CMS like 11ty or Hugo.

All these things are eating into WordPress' core market, but, apart from the vibe coding toys, they're not new. Instability and very public childish spats are, causing users to look elsewhere, and with so many options to choose from they have very little obvious reason to stay.

Despite once having used it extensively as a quick way to put up various sites, I wouldn't use it now if you paid me. Even if I could be persuaded that it was secure and impossible to hack, the risk of random fallout from pointless disputes would make it untouchable. When I get around to throwing up a few small sites (I seem to have been saying that for a long time) it will be on shared hosting via a static site generator. WordPress won't even be an option.

Grep this: Microsoft grafts (most) Linux commands onto Windows

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While I can definitely see the advantages of having these tools to hand in Windows, it would be better if they were part of the core system rather than an optional download - you just know you're going to find yourself stranded on a PC that doesn't have the option installed and lacks the ability to install it.

Assuming they they work as expected, this goes some way towards eliminating my need for WSL I wonder if this might be a first tentative step towards leading it out back for a last cigarette?

Listen up, England. The Health Secretary is going to be data controller for everyone's Single Patient Record

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So the Department of Health is sitting on our health data. Hmm. I vaguely recall reading that government data was more or less freely exchanged between departments. Now that would have been a long time ago, and I may be remembering wrongly, but I'd be intrigued - and likely alarmed - to know who else gets access to this data with substantially less effort than they do now. Officially, that is - we all know what government employees are like for leaving documents on a train etc.

Agentic AI arrives for Delphi and C++ Builder

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"I should really port my code to Lazarus."

I haven't used Delphi for years. The price is too high for me to justify it for my use cases, and the licensing on the community edition so restrictive as to make it useless.

Lazarus is very good, but it, too, has limitations. Getting some Delphi components / libraries to run is practically impossible, for example. Internet Component Suite being one such example; I used to use that a lot on Delphi, but it doesn't work well -or at all - on Lazarus.

Still, for quick and dirty applications Lazarus is a great option. Give it a try!

That an app 'Fits on a Floppy' is still a useful measure in 2026

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"I'm not at all sure it has been moving in the right direction."

Me neither. As I think I might have mentioned before, I was dismayed when Delphi 5 produced 500kb executables for even a trivial program. I'd previously been using Delphi 2, which was much smaller - around 150kb, I think, though I could be wrong - and I thought they were too big!

Free Pascal, with debugging off, is a little over 1.5Mb for a trivial application. Not hideous, by today's standards, but still unnecessarily vast for what the program does.

The trend towards layers and layers libraries/ APIs etc has not worked well. Sure, modern PCs can run the boated crap that is today's software, but imagine how much more could be done with the same hardware if the software was small and fast.

Blue Origin's New Glenn makes a crater-sized dent in Artemis plans

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Re: I wonder...

"What percentage of these private company vehicles fail"

Fairly high. SpaceX take a "try it and see" approach, which gets them lots of lovely live data but does tend to burn through hardware until they get it right. Early Falcon 9s had plenty of issues, particularly when attempting landings. Of course, Falcon 9 has since completed well over 600 successful landings, and failures are rare. Starship is still at the experimental stage, so failures are common. That will change.

Blue Origin prefer to do things behind closed doors, launching a test flight only when ready. Consequently, they have far fewer flights than SpaceX, even counting their famous flying dildo. New Glenn doesn't seem to be benefitting from the approach, in terms of failures, but no doubt they, too, will get it right eventually. At that point, the failure rate will fall off dramatically, I expect.

NASA doesn't launch anywhere near as frequently, so it's hard to compare - they're on public money and have to be accountable, whereas SpaceX and Blue are billionaire funded, more or less.

This is going to be a bit of a bugger for Blue Origin and Artemis, but they'll get there eventually. Meanwhile, SpaceX have yet another FAA inquiry to sort out...

FAA grounds SpaceX’s Starship after another launch mishap

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I strongly suspect that SpaceX have their own plans for the moon, with or without NASA. Sure, the NASA programme is useful for them, but they will do their own thing in their own time regardless of NASA.

AIs don't like religion – particularly Jehovah's Witnesses, study claims

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Re: And they're Surprised?

"Can we please stop anthropomorphising these LLMs?"

Probably not. Humans have been naming their ships, talking to their cars etc for as long as there have been ships, cars etc, yet hardly ever has the spoken-to object replied. You can hardly expect people not to anthropomorphise something that actually replies!

As for the religious cobblers, the current situation sounds ideal to me. Ask a silly question, get a silly answer, otherwise... Wait, you might get one of those anyway. But at least it will be rational ish. We do not need any further irrationality creeping in to LLM output.

Big Tech extracts retirement-scale wealth from UK internet users, research shows

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So, apart from the interesting numbers they put on our eyeballs, this study boils down to: most users don't give a damn about cookies or privacy policies, they just want to get at the information they're looking for right now, so get this fucking cookie popup out of my face and let me get on with it.

Goodness, what a suprise. In pressing for cookie consent boxes in the name of choice, all that has really been achieved is implementation hassle (at the time) for millions of small sites, and an avalanche of explicit consent driven by irritation as users try to get to the stuff they want. Didn't see that coming!

No doubt there will be moves to enforce simplified privacy policies at some point. Never a bad thing, of course, but ultimately pointless. Most users simply do not care. You could dumb it down to a couple of Yes / No buttons, and they will just click the one that gets them to what they want the fastest.

Educate them, you say? You're missing the point. It's not that they don't know (well, it is, kinda), it's that they don't want to know and don't care. I know, I've sat with countless users, explained about cookies, privscy etc. The vast majority just don't care.

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Re: BS.

"Yes, please! I was just thinking this morning that a $0.01 fee per email would DRAMATICALLY cut down on the number of scams I get"

No it wouldn't. It would be paid for by some poor bugger's stolen credit card details. Scammers are gonna scam.

Remember when CompuServe used to charge for sending emails out to the wider internet? That didn't last long, likely cos users jumped ship to other services that didn't try to wring every last penny from them.

Pope Leo warns AI boom can give Big Tech and the people who run it too much power

TheMaskedMan Silver badge

"That can also be said about many a tech bro"

It can, and should, be said of pretty much all politicians, too. And since the catholic church has been a source of political influence for centuries...

TheMaskedMan Silver badge

"When such power is concentrated in the hands of a few, it tends to become opaque and evade public oversight, increasing the risk of distorted forms of development that give rise to new dependencies, exclusions, manipulations and inequalities."

This from the head of a body that has exerted political power, influenced and restricted scientific research and imposed its will on every level of society while concealing its own misdeeds and accruing wealth for centuries. Not just in one state, mark you, but throughout the western world and beyond. Pot, meet kettle.

I'm not keen on his views about treating AI as human, either. Of course, it isn't. Nor is it likely to be so. It is just data processing. But, arguably, so are humans.

Quite apart from the philosophical consideration, I don't like the knee-jerk bigotry it implies - if it's not one of us, it's not due any respect. I wonder how he would have treated Neanderthals, had they survived to witness the Catholic church? Or how he might treat whales, when we finally figure out what they're saying? It's a dangerous position for someone with his influence to take.

I hate to say it, but the Orange Asshole In Chief may have put it well the other week - I'm not a fan.

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