Posts by JudeK

Breaking the nerd internet: Three overlapping generations of tech history – in one selfie

Re: Revised badge rules

We'll take a look at this, In the meantime, while shitposting is somewhat traditional and makes some of us laugh... you could also simply press the Report button on the most egregious examples and the Mods will take care of it.

Logitech's latest keyboard and mouse combo is wired, quiet, and suspiciously sensible

No, it should not.

Please don't accuse us of running sponsored copy as editorial – paid-for articles are clearly marked.

Virgin Media O2 patches hole that let callers snoop on your coordinates

Re: Re: Emergency caller location

This is not the case.

If we suspect that your comment may be libellous, we will reject it. We err on the side of caution.

(https://www.theregister.com/2012/02/01/register_comments_guidelines/)

Marks & Spencer admits cybercrooks made off with customer info

Re: its in the backups

Anon, would you consider getting in touch with us about this? Here are some tips on how to do this: https://www.theregister.com/Profile/contact/

We always protect our sources.

Jude @The Reg

'Bro delete the chat': Feel the panic shortly before cops bust major online fraud ring

And we do appreciate, you, Anon!

Technically correct is the best kind of correct

The NCA has Hornchurch as being in Essex, (https://www.nationalcrimeagency.gov.uk/news/website-operators-who-promised-fraudsters-instant-profit-if-they-subscribed-to-illegal-service-are-sentenced), but you are right, Hornchurch is in east London.

Snaresbrook Crown Court, incidentally, is a beautiful listed building. This vulture used to cycle there on the weekends. The grounds are beautiful and it's surrounded by marshes and parkland. East London can be really nice.

NHS would be hit by 'significant' costs if UK loses EU data status, warn Lords

Re: For the love of god

Hi there anon. Moderators have not deleted any posts for this article.

All the best,

A friendly vulture

NASA missions are being delayed by oversubscribed, overburdened, and out-of-date supercomputers

Re: Numbers are flat out wrong or ancient.

These numbers are pulled directly from the audit, which was released three days ago. See page 17 of https://oig.nasa.gov/docs/IG-24-009.pdf.

Thanks

Latest Grant Shapps article

Re: Latest Grant Shapps article

Hi,

There was a bug, which our hardworking tech team managed to fix in a manner of minutes, so you should be able to comment there now.

Deutsche Bahn stands to lose €400M if it has to do Huawei with Chinese kit

Re: "Do Huawei"

We love a good pun at The Reg .... and sometimes we get quite carried Huawei. Ahem. https://www.theregister.com/2020/01/28/uk_says_yes_to_limited_huawei_non_core/

Direct lithium extraction technique for greener batteries gains traction

Re: Re: How green?

Bob? You OK, mate?

Lack shame? Fancy some festive Windows knitwear? We've got your back

Re: The only real answer

Hey tgpips. It looks like you're trying to make someone laugh. Would you like me to send you a jumper?

Congrats! Can you email [e-mail] with your UK mailing address so we can send you your prize?

Jude & the team at The Reg

Microsoft: Cloud and Windows OEM sales up, but Surface? No, not even during WFH boom

Re: Advance sales booking?

This is sales for the quarter ended September 30, 2021 (that's the first three months of fiscal 2022 for Microsoft.)

Engineers' Laurel and Hardy moment caused British Airways 787 to take an accidental knee

TVM!

Thanks both - that's really useful. You should now be able to up- and downvote everywhere where Register comments are available.

Cheers

Jude

Hi good morning,

Jude from The Reg here.

It would really help us if you could let us know which story has an AC with no upvote button on it so we can fix it.

Regards,

TITSUP* in the UK

*Try Imploring Techies to Support Understanding of Problems

Audacity is a poster child for what can be achieved with open-source software

Re: Today's article...

"* you missed the sponsored tag"

No, we did not. The feature is a response to the project's growth over many years before Muse entered the picture.

Please don't accuse us of running sponsored copy as editorial – paid-for articles are clearly marked.

Re: Huh?

We know about the update - you'll see something on it soon

Seoul adopts AI for suicide prevention on Han Bridge: Uni boffins train machine learning model on rescue teams' data

The idea is that a more efficient spread of resources and better understanding of the behaviours would mean being able to save more lives. Efficiencies in rescues would mean more rescuers freed up to get to the others in time.

US nuclear weapon bunker security secrets spill from online flashcards since 2013

Re: Re: Can't help wondering

Thanks mate ｰ( ￣▽ )_皿~~ much appreciated!

Re: Can't help wondering

We've had tech problems on comments over the weekend which our incredibly hardworking tech team has now ironed out.

This team really, really, really cares about readers and serving the readers and we all especially want this space to be a good place to chew the fat.

To be completely frank, this comment is the last thing any of us would want to read coming back from a long weekend.

Re: Re: secrecy

We did some work on our backend systems over the weekend, including article comments, and there were a few gremlins, which our tech team has fixed now.

This meant some of you submitted a comment at the weekend and are only seeing it now. We’re sorry for the inconvenience.

(The truth is: we heard the sound of a helicopter, and then a ceiling tile moved, and a shadowy figure silently rappelled down from the ceiling into Vulture HQ. They took our editor and stole our biscuits, and then I posted this as a response to Timbo's commennnn... NOOOOOOOOO! YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME!)

Re: Blocked posts

Hello steelpillow,

We did some work on our backend systems over the weekend, including article comments, and there were a few gremlins, which our tech team has fixed now.

This meant some of you submitted a comment at the weekend and are only seeing it now. We’re sorry for the inconvenience.

Best

Jude & the rest of the vultures @The Reg

The Fuchsia is now. Google's operating system lands on real-world consumer devices, starting with 2018's Nest Hub

Re: Google started the development of Fuchsia in 2016

Yep, exactly so.

There's a cached version here for now: https://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache%3AizscKhCWBH8J%3Ahttps%3A%2F%2Ffuchsia.dev%2Ffuchsia-src%2Fcontribute%2Froadmap%20&cd=1&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=de

There may have been problems with the JEDI deal but you still wouldn't have won, Oracle told by US govt

Re: Going through the motions, but northing will change.... hence....

It's immature but it makes us giggle.

Oracle hosting TikTok US data. '25,000' moderators hired. Code reviews. Trump getting his cut... It's the season finale

Re: Re: Key fact missing

We borderline considered flagging you for saying "This!!!"

Video? That's so not what we care about, says Slack, as it signs video deal with AWS

Re: FY2021, really?

Hi there.

Slack's fiscal 2020 ended on January 31, 2020. The 3 months ending April 30, 2020 are the Q1 of its 2021 (https://investor.slackhq.com/news/news-details/2020/Slack-Announces-Record-First-Quarter-Fiscal-Year-2021-Results/default.aspx).

Tech firms and their reporting periods - gotta give those expensive accountants something to do, don't you?

Have a great weekend

Integrate all the things: OpenText would like to knit together application data from across company boundaries

Re: OpenText Content Server

Good morning Anonymous,

If you'd like to get in touch with our friendly Reg data-stirring reporter Lindsay Clark about OpenText and related issues, he's all ears. You can email him at: [e-mail]

Cheers