* Posts by tonique

44 publicly visible posts • joined 10 Mar 2020

Excel @ mentions approach general availability on the desktop

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My favourite small example of bloat in Excel and the surrounding Windows systems is that scrolling through the spreadsheet is not smooth but janky. It was smooth in 2006 and the Excel and Windows of that day.

Supreme Court urged to halt 'unconstitutional' Texas content-no-moderation law

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Unhappy

Re: Tucker: Black lives don't matter

Not an American... What I've seen not-current-mainstream-Republican people claiming is that "Owning the libs is the point" and also "Cruelty is the point". It seems to me that the current Republican narrative is getting even more detached from reality and common sense. I have no solution.

Elon Musk flogs $8.4bn of Tesla shares amid Twitter offer drama

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Happy

This time I am, perhaps without any particular reason, very amused by Elon Musk's antics. Part of it is that I view Tw*tter (term needs bowdlerising more than several other profanities, and it's funnier that way) as a scourge in curret social media landscape. Well, social media auto-feed is in my opinion rather insidious overall.

I know, old guy yells at the cloud.

Why the Linux desktop is the best desktop

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Re: You must be using a different product...

My "favourite" feature of Word was that, in a document stored on Teams, the appearance of tables changed when two people opened it. I mean, one after another OR at the same time. Tables are very flaky in Word.

Microsoft datacenter to heat homes in Finland

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Re: Baths

You're right. I was just trying to make a comparison to a place that Britons could find easily on the map.

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Flame

Re: Well, it's a first

Found a supply of Pentium 4 Prescotts?

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Re: Baths

Espoo is 700 km to the south from the Arctic Circle! It is not much to the north of the latitude of Lerwick, Shetland Islands!

The Human Genome Project will tell us who to support at Eurovision

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Alien

I can give my alleged one percent Papuan support in Eurovision when Papua New Guinea enters the ESC.

Hello Slackware, our old friend: Veteran Linux distribution releases version 15.0 at last

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Re: no systemd?

systemd may wait to shut down or reboot, generally 1.5 minutes if you're logged in from another computer on the local network. Or it may wait for some other reason (which I can't remember now but it's happened). Really, that's my main gripe with systemd now, slowing down rebooting.

Perhaps there is a setting to control this behaviour.

50 lines of Bash to bring a Wordle fan out of their shell

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Holmes

Re: First try

You were clearly playing with a Finnish wordlist and got a regular word that happens to mean 'laughter'.

How to get banned from social media without posting a thing

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A guess

>DABBS_9571684884194295615498

Perhaps a long string of numbers looks like a stereotypical spammer account...

Then there's "88" in that string. Eigth letter of the alphabet is "H". In Neo-Nazi communications, "88" stands for "Heil Hitler".

Ad blockers altering website code is not a copyright violation, German court rules

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Unhappy

Re: Great idea

"There are a few websites out there, where if you click their 'decline cookies' pop-up option they refuse to let you in."

I found to my dismay today that if I don't click on "accept all cookies" on the Statistics Centre of Finland site, it won't show me statistics.

Humanity has officially touched the Sun (or, at least, one of its probes has)

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Joke

Re: Sorry, can't resist

Currently I'd be more concerned if the Parker probe unleashes a new coronavirus.

It's time to delete that hunter2 password from your Microsoft account, says IT giant

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Re: A pain in the rear end

At $work, we are required to use a six-number pin so I have to enter that twice. No, you can't use the fingerprint reader.

When everyone else is on vacation, it's time to whip out the tiny screwdrivers

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Coffee/keyboard

Re: Why does Dune dress women?

"Both UI's are poor. Also why is the model plugged into the mains?"

I'm trying to make a clever comment but perhaps she's just illustrating the question "Are 'Friends' Electric?"

'No peeing towards Russia' sign appears on country's Arctic border with Norway

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Joke

You could go to Sarah Palin's house and try there.

Russia: Forget about the Nauka incident. Who punched the hole in the Soyuz, hmm?

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Re: Obviously

They could've blamed Syldavian hackers.

Tech spec experts seek allies to tear down ISO standards paywall

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Flame

I hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate <three pages removed> hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate standards bodies. The current method of accessing standards (read: as expensive as possible, as inconvenient as conceivable) makes my and other people's work just too fucking complicated.

Is it broken yet? Is it? Is it? Ooh that means I can buy a sparkly, new but otherwise hard-to-justify replacement!

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Happy

Re: Right to repair?

Where I grew up still has its original fridge from 1974. It's normally unused, though, we've got a new one but when there are many people it's turned on. The small freezer compartment isn't really working but otherwise it's fine for occasional use.

eBay cyberstalking victims sue internet tat bazaar over former staff members' campaign of harassment

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The article at Ars Technica goes into more detail. They say that the Ebay security official blamed corporate drinking culture and a personal drinking problem. We are told that Ebay had a bar that opens at 3 p.m and that some people take shots already in the morning. Not very convincing if you ask me, and also very classy on Ebay's side.

Radioactive hybrid terror pigs have made themselves a home in Fukushima's exclusion zone

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Re: “maths” instead of “math”

I think it implies it's a long vowel, more like modern "ee" pronounced really long. Lines over vowels, called macrons, are also used to indicate long vowels: rīmcræft.

Facebook granted patent for 'artificial reality' baseball cap. Repeat, an 'artificial reality' baseball cap

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Re: The next step

Maybe not. But perhaps a spin-off site called Codbook? (Also usable for fish dishes.)

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Gimp

Re: The next step

The next step? Could be an AR codpiece.

Roger Waters tells Facebook CEO to Zuck off after 'huge' song rights request

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Most powerful ...

I think "one of the most powerful cunts" would be slightly more decriptive of Zuck but I can settle with Waters's version.

Apple to summon staff back to the office in September

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Joke

Re: Alternate uses for a large shiny glass building

Some other suggestions:

Add some mirrors and lenses (not smoke!) and use it as a solar concentrator and convert the heat into electricity. Apple can afford that. Also, green energy!

Turn the doughnut into a rather large washing machine.

Use the it to make a support structure for a radio telescope... okay the location would initally be rather bad because there's plenty of interference nearby. Maybe create a 20-kilometre radius radio silent zone around it?

The Audacity: Audio tool finds new and exciting ways to annoy contributors with a Contributor License Agreement

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Re: Forking Hell

The Audacity logo says "Audacity ®", does this mean the logo is a registered trademark or the name? I can't find whether the latter is true.

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Perhaps an Audacity fork could be called Community or Empathy.

Perl changes dev's permaban for 'unacceptable' behaviour to a year-long lockout after community response

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Re: Very.Big.Sigh

In my rather narrow experience, handling largish (30,000 rows) xlsx files is somewhat slower in Perl using Spreadsheet::Read (which uses Spreadsheet::ParseXLSX) than in Python using Pandas. I really haven't done many small files though.

Canonical releases Ubuntu on Windows Preview with early builds, new tools for the brave

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Re: Hirsute Hippo?

The recent favourite name of a Ubuntu release has been Bionic Beaver.

New systemd 248 feature 'extension images' updates immutable file systems without really updating them

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Joke

Re: Errr but...

When did you last see an OS/2 machine?

Sadly, the catastrophic impact with Apophis asteroid isn't going to happen in 2068

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Boffin

Re: Wish upon a star

A probe orbiting a body changes its orbit. It's a small effect, certainly. For small asteroids the change might notable after enough time has passed. I'm trying to say that it should be calculated precisely how the probe will change the location of Apophis in centuries so that the orbiting probe doesn't make a collision with Earth more likely...

Okay, I certainly don't know any specifics but an orbiting probe is one of the means a hazardous small body could be directed not to hit Earth, given we have enough time to do that. Just be sure that you don't make the situation worse.

Out of this world: Listen to Perseverance rover fire its laser at Mars rocks as the wind whips around it

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Alien

Re: Quote of the week....

If aliens have discovered Raman spectrocsopy, they wouldn't call it Raman spectroscopy but whatever the name of the inventor is on their planet.

Biden administration pauses pursuit of TikTok and WeChat

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Devil

Extra funny if Larry Ellison posted some dance TikToks.

Cats: Not a fan favourite when the critters are draped around an office packed with tech

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Re: Dead mouse

Triffids? Supersized sundews? Bladderworts of unusual size? Flytraps the size of Venus? Pitcher plants from hell? Or bunker-sized butterworts?

America's democracy on the brink, Brexit looming, climate crashing... when better to get the first fast radio burst from our own galaxy?

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Re: Backup server

Yes it is. I had to do a resync and transferred more data than anticipated.

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Mushroom

I'm sorry. I just restarted my backup server.

Now that's a Finnish-ing move: Finland offers free 90-day tryout of Helsinki tech scene with childcare thrown in

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Lerwick vs. Helsinki

With regard to the sun being above the horizon, Helsinki is at the same latitude as Lerwick in Shetland Islands. But, in Helsinki, you get half the precipitation and more sunlight hours! And also colder temperatures, especially when a suitable high pressure zone comes from the east.

RIAA DMCAs GitHub into nuking popular YouTube video download tool, says it's used to slurp music

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Re: Streisand Effect

Sure it is, but at least I'm seeing version 2020.03.24, and the newest I have is 2020.09.20. The older one might not work correctly for all videos.

Sailfish floats v3.4 'Pallas-Yllästunturi', its latest Jolla good reason for itchy-fingered Android and Apple swervers

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Headmaster

My next suggestion for a Sailfish codename taken from national parks is "Syöte". Can't go much more difficult for non-Finns to pronounce. What's more, the word "syöte" happens to mean 'input'.

NASA to stop using names like 'Eskimo Nebula' and 're-examine' what it calls cosmic objects

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Boffin

Re: Languages

Depends on your definition of "pretty much all" and "European" and whether you count number of languages or speakers. You need to look away from Indo-European languages: Basque (as far as I can determine), Hungarian, Finnish, Estonian, Karelian, Veps, Ingrian, Ludic, the nine Saami languages with speakers left, Nenets; Turkish, Azerbaijani, Gagauz, Tatar, Chuvash; Maltese; Kalmyk; Chechen, Ingush, and several I can't recall.

Then again, re number of languages, linguists deem there are more languages in eg. the Romance group than commonly thought. Don't forget eg. Mirandese, Extremaduran, Aragonese, Sardinian, Friulian...

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Re: Ban all Homonyms!

That's what astronomical catalogue numbers are for. Sometimes you can even choose which one to use! M13 and NGC 6205 both refer to the Great Globular Cluster in Hercules.

Incidentally, "Perseus" should be changed because "perse" is a vulgar word for 'rear end' in Finnish.

Thought you'd go online to buy better laptop for home working? Too bad, UK. So did everyone. Laptops, monitors and WLANs fly off shelves

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Headmaster

Re: and desks and chairs at IKEA

I think 'self-isolating' could be "självisolering" in Swedish. You'd get only one letter with something funny.

Astroboffin Kurtz ends 40-year quest to find a predicted one-sided vibrating star that was never seen – until now

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Boffin

Re: Why doesn't the red dwarf bulge too?

Bigger stars are less dense, so their matter would be pulled more easily by a nearby passing object. Well that's perhaps an oversimplification but I did a quick calculation:

I couldn't find the exact masses and radii in the article but the combined mass was estimated at 2.25 solar masses. If the red dwarf is 0.25 solar masses, its radius would be 0.3 times solar radius. A main series star with 2 solar masses would be in class A, having radius of about 1.7 times the Sun, which is 5.5 times the radius of the red dwarf.

The volume is proportional to the cube of the radius, so the volume of the bigger star is 180 times that of the smaller star while its mass is only eight times the mass of the red dwarf. It follows that the average density of the bigger star is less than 1/20 of the red dwarf's average density. The outer layers would be even thinner. The red dwarf is certainly bulging as well but it's difficult to see in the artist's rendition.

I wonder whether I'm even partially right...

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