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Microsoft punches back at Delta Air Lines and its legal threats

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Re: Is this normal?

No CEO among my mates, but publicly stated cost is basically the only measure available to outsiders.

Assuming (I know, assumptions ...) Delta isn't stupidly overspending on available stuff and services, the stated cost shouldn't be too bad an estimate.

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Is this normal?

"Since 2016, Delta has invested billions of dollars in IT capital expenditures, in addition to the billions spent annually in IT operating costs."

I am a small, simple bod, but I would like to know from some good folks with management experience. Is this ratio between cap-ex and op-ex normal?

Billions since 2016, which is 8 years, so possibly a cap-ex of less than a billion per year; along with billions per year in op-ex.

To me, the op-ex seems rather high; but what do I know ...

Tesla that killed motorcyclist was in Full Self-Driving mode

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Since when do they add the "(Supervised)"?

Is the fine print finally forcing its way into the names of products?

Infosys denies it owes $4B in taxes to India

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If only they had done a better job

If the tax portal had worked fine for everyone else, then it would still be in place.

And, if tax accounting goes through your system, who's to notice you owe taxes?

Post-CrowdStrike, Microsoft to discourage use of kernel drivers by security tools

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Re: Blue Screen

You're having the Blue Screen Blues?

I've got the blues, the blue screen blues.

Repeated failure to boot, make my weekend plans moot.

I've tried turning it off and on, Oh happy weekend, you're gone.

Sam Altman's basic income experiment finds that money can indeed buy happiness

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Re: Tech types... and taxes or giving themselves...

The basic, but massive flaw in the argument that AI brings paradise on earth via labour-free riches that feed the masses via a universal basic income (UBI) is that the money earned in the AI future won't go towards UBI. It will follow the same path as money has ever followed: out of the pockets of the masses, via the accounts of the few into the tax-optimized offshore-trust safe havens, where it will be safe for ever and ever.

Two out of the three basic ideas may be sound:

* AI will lead to economic success with much less labor involved, similar to what automation achieved

* UBI is beneficial for people

However, the third underlying idea is fatally flawed:

* big tech, who will own AI, shares its profits

CrowdStrike blames a test software bug for that giant global mess it made

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Testing as a Service

Big customers, who stand to lose much, could send a small sample of their machine park to DownStrike, so that new updates can be tested prior to the full roll-out.

Evil Marketing guy: That's such a nice operation, you have running. It would be such a shame if some bad update would happen to it.

Forget security – Google's reCAPTCHA v2 is exploiting users for profit

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So, we're all serfs of our neo-feudal tech overlords

-> I'll get my working coat to prepare to labor for free for the greater benefit of our tech overlords

EU gave CrowdStrike the keys to the Windows kernel, claims Microsoft

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Dave Plummer has a different take on this

CrowdStrike IT Outage Explained by a Windows Developer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAzEJxOo1ts

Dangerous sandwiches delayed hardware installation

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Well, if the sandwiches of the football fan came from (an) Arsenal, then they might have been weapons grade.

Is Teams connector retirement a tweak to fit EU laws, or a sign of price rises to come?

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Re: Yes and yes...

Is the Power Automate Workflow Team known as the PAW Patrol?

Hey Microsoft – what ever happened to 'Developers, developers, developers'?

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Yeah, but the EULA does even guarantee that it works as intended, at all

Imagine cars or appliances would be handled similar

There is no honor among RAM thieves – but sometimes there is karma

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Robin Hood of IT, he taketh from the mangle-mers, and giveth to the poor (secretary)

Microsoft forgets about SwiftKey's support site

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FAIL

Artificial intelligence can't save what the "Natural" Intelligence blundered

There's a German saying "Was Hänschen nicht lernt, lernt Hans nimmermehr", which literally translates to "what little Jack doesn't learn, old Jack will learn nevermore".

This saying is generally "translated" as "You can't teach an old dog new tricks", however, I find that the dog-saying puts less emphasis on the missed opportunity of learning stuff during its youth, while the German saying basically says: Hans should have learnt this, when he was young.

With the dog, on the other hand, it just says that an old dog doesn't learn new stuff.

... translation is hard.

Anyway, no amount of artificial intelligence takes away your failings.

Brace for new complications in big tech takedowns after Supreme Court upended regulatory rules

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Re: It's actually good.

I applaud your optimism in your belief that the judges power to resolve ambiguous laws will lead to less ambiguous laws in the first place.

Windows: Insecure by design

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how much punishment are you willing to take?

At work, where the choice of OS is out of one's hands? Whatever can't be avoided.

At home? Linux user for decades.

Voyager 1 makes stellar comeback to science operations

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"A poke! A kingdom for a poke!"

Tesla's Autopilot false advertising tussle with California DMV must go to trial

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Re: If false advertising was enough to stop products being sold...

When, the false advertising is about software and its capabilities;

do the lies surmount to falsehoods with regards to material facts?

Software is immaterial, after all.

-> Mine's the one with all the software of the whole world in it. You wouldn't notice it though.

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Fake it til you make it, or get sued into oblivion

-> Mine's the one with the Dice of Legal Fate, in the pocket. Now, let's hope to roll two sixes for a positive outcome in court.

Study finds a quarter of bosses hoped RTO would make employees quit

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Re: A fascinating question I asked during the pandemic in interviews

Who cares about missing metrics, when manglement has a "feel" for what is good for them the company.

Seething CEO shoulder surfed techie after mistaken takedown of production server

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Re: Labelling production

Some Linux distro, I don't remember which one, had a red background with a big cartoon-ish bomb with a lit fuze for its root account.

Subtlety is nice and all,

but there are situations,

when you want everything but subtlety.

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Re: Labelling production

Power move: "do the recommendations from 6 months ago"

Study finds 268% higher failure rates for Agile software projects

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A project being agile

... could also mean, that the project manager has sufficient agility to evade and deflect blame when things go wrong

Analysts join the call for Microsoft to recall Recall

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More power to Evil Clippy

It looks like you're about to install a cracked game.

Would you like some advice on how this is bad?

It looks like you're looking at external female anatomy.

Would you like me to collate a highlights gallery for your wife?

It looks like you're making a bank transaction.

How is my non-interference worth to you?

Energy buffs give small modular reactors a gigantic reality check

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Well, with sufficient use of grid-forming inverters, there's no more argument against renewables.

https://spectrum.ieee.org/electric-inverter

I mean, why invest in a somewhere-in-the-future technology, when everything we need is already there.

The one remaining part to fully mature is to fully stabilize the grid using the inverters of solar and wind, instead of relying on the inertia of huge spinning generators.

Mitsubishi Heavy Industries bets big on small turbines for datacenters

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Re: recursion

A nescronym - a nested acronym

Brit council fumbles Oracle Fusion launch, leaving SAP to die another day

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With all that wasted money

... could the UK government not hired software devs themselves to develop a solution for all its councils, parishes and countys; paid the devs royally well and still have money to spare compared to the bungled mess they are doing right now? I guess so.

And it begins. OpenAI mulls NSFW AI model output

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Interesting semantics

"If, say, some Hollywood production company's effort to touch up an explicit scene using AI ..."

So, they want to use something that's labelled "not safe for work" at work? Do they?

But, that's not safe for work.

Does this make this hypothetical Hollywood studio an unsafe place of work?

-> Mine's the see-through lab-coat, that's a bit too short to cover the nether regions when I am wearing nothing underneath. I do this every time, when I am forced to do tasks, that are not safe for work, at work.

Japan's space junk cleaner prototype closes in on its target

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Re: What?

... possibly like them: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0816398/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1

an anime show of space debris removers

Musk moves Tesla's goalposts, investors happily move shares higher

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Re: A bit of mandatory paperwork before a Robotaxi jaunt

Yeah, the magic of the EULA

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If you enable Autopilot, and it kills you because you are playing games on your mobile; then fair enough.

However ... what happens if your Tesla is playing Taxi for someone else, and it kills this person. Who is liable? Lawyers will love this.

Now all Windows 11 users are getting adverts to 'make the Start menu great again'

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Re: Probably be accused of being a Linux shill, BUT....

One would understand if consumer-Windows went the way of the ad-ridden hell; but when you fork out good money for workplace-Windows (I know there is no difference), then getting shoved all the ad-trash into ones face until the candy crushes - that's an insult.

When the plumber visits, to fix something from the water installation; he does try to sell me live insurance or a new TV. Because, that would be dodgy as hell.

Europe gives TikTok 24 hours to explain 'addictive and toxic' new app

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So it's a lottery fueled/paid for by attention

time is money, and we want it all

Irish power crunch could be prompting AWS to ration compute resources

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Lead times

I guess the much smaller lead times of bit barn creation (from setting up the project to starting production) really is the issue here.

In the time from inception of a new bit barn to starting production, not much happens in the world of electricity generation and grid expansion.

Chrome Enterprise Premium promises extra security – for a fee

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Does this already constitute a racket

First, they create a problem.

Then, they sell you an insurance against it.

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the browser vs. a browser

But is "the" broswer really a platform for everything, or is rather "a" browser the platform for everything?

What good does it bring paying for Google Chrome, when every shitty bit of of an application implements its own in-app browser from some minimal-effort, no-guarantees code base?

While it's no wonder that micros~1 know better, and tries to use Edge, regardless of your default browser, I'm sure that more will follow this example.

I am a mere lay-person, but I guess that the average computer has several browsers installed. Dedicated browsers (Firefox, Chrome, etc.) and "hidden" browsers (e.g. some help pages rendered using an in-app browser).

X fixes URL blunder that could enable convincing social media phishing campaigns

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What a bunch of ...

It starts with an "M", and ends in "orons".

404 Day celebrates the internet's most infamous no-show

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Train 404

Colleagues of mine were pretty amused, when the display at the train station showed that the train they were waiting for, was train number 404.

Some jokes work only with certain people

AI hallucinates software packages and devs download them – even if potentially poisoned with malware

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AI Excorcist

Is your software development tool chain possessed by hallucinating AI demons?

-> Mine's the one with the latest edition of the Malleus AI-ficarum

Nvidia: Why write code when you can string together a couple chat bots?

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Re: "It is very likely that you assemble a team of AI"

Let's hope none of the AIs involved hallucinates to much.

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Is he seriously proposing implementing an analogue to the infinite monkey to write Shakespeare?

What is he going to tell his customers?

"We pay for this service to develop a software to do X!"

"Just let the AIs fail some more, and presto you get your software"

Judge demands social media sites prove they didn't help radicalize mass shooter

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Re: Or you could fix ...

While a more restricted access to guns doesn't lower the number of psychopaths, it lowers the death count once the psychopaths decide to run amok.

You can not outrun a bullet,

but with luck you can outrun a loonie with a knife.

This issue nicely demonstrates a common fallacy:

The proposed measure can not fully prevent X from happening, so let's try it at all.

Apple to settle class action for $490 million after Tim overcooked China outlook

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This is the only truth you will get

Statements, that CEOs can be dragged to court and make them pony up money.

For all other statements of corporations, you have no guarantee of validity. None.

Microsoft promises Copilot will be a 'moneymaker' in the long term

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Clippy trying to flog stuff

It looks like you're writing an email.

Let me interest you in ...

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Diversifying the income streams

micros~1 keeps to push half-baked AIs into absolutely everything

stream 1 : subscriptions for the non-shitty AIs

stream 2 : subscriptions to make the half-baked AIs go away

Rancher faces prison for trying to breed absolute unit of a sheep

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Breeding super species for hunting? We did Nazi that coming again.

"By their work they created breeds of cattle and horse – later named "Heck cattle" and "Heck horse" respectively, after their creators – that are not sufficiently similar to their ancestors to be called a successful resurrection, although Heinz and Lutz Heck believed they had "resurrected" the breeds by their efforts.[3] Lutz was interested in hunting and he chose fierce fighting breeds of cattle for his breeding experiments. He saw a plan to release his reconstituted aurochs into Hermann Göring’s private hunting reserves planned (as part of Generalplan Ost) in the Bialowieza forest between Poland and Belarus."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lutz_Heck

-> Mine's the one leather one, made from re-extinced species

Ten nations tell social media, banks, and telcos to get better at stopping scams

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Maybe some, possibly; but the big corps aren't off the hook.

If everyone would drive in a sane, non-aggressive manner, we could do away with all traffic regulation.

Guess what, they're there for a very good reason.

Microsoft forges One Teams App To Rule Them All

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Nice one

Now that they have done away with the twin-abomination of Teams for Work and School and Teams for the Rest by introducing the New Teams; micros~1 regales us with a Unified Teams which will definitely live side by side with the New Teams (for a while?).

'Chemical cat' on the loose in Japanese city

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Twinkle, the giant kitten

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tb59dEHRt5Q

The end of classic Outlook for Windows is coming. Are you ready?

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Rebranded Mail & Calendar

Correct me if I'm wrong.

The so-called new Outlook is a rebranding of the Mail & Calendar apps, which are somewhat terrible.

If micros~1 were to offer businesses the bog-standard Outlook, maybe even with extenability, I guess a lot of companies would pay for it.

Humans have their habits, and they absolutely do not want to change their habits.

Especially in IT, with non tech-savvy users, breaking habits is really disruptive (disruptive in all negative meanings one can think of).

But, what are we to expect from micros~1=?

* messing with the start menu

* ribbon menu instead of classical menu

* shoving apps from micros~1 down the users' throats for all sorts of tasks, even when other apps were already set as default for these tasks

* ... to be continued

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