Posts by Alan Simpson

Orange doles out an IOU to Christian pareidolians

Re: Re: Why oh Why

Smell something Rabbit...? Fear.

Milton Keynes: world centre of porn and sex

As any Robert Rankin fan could tell you..

Whatever problem was causing the good people of Brenford to be unhappy has probably been solved by Jim Pooley and John Omally, hence the sudden change.

Boffins to test Star Trek space shield

Re: Some way from Star Trek...

Not quite "beyond the laws of physics as we know them" as everything has associate wave length and can, in theory, be reflected, refracted and so on, be it subatomic, microscopic or macroscopic scale. Far far beyond our ability of course, but not in breach of any law of physics.

419ers take Kent minister for £12k

Re: Re: Gullible...

He didn't think anything up, the guy's who wrote the bible did the "thinking up".

Naomi Campbell hits the mop and bucket

Jail her

Anyone who turns up to community service dressed like that should instantly have their sentance "upgraded" to a custodial one, that'll slap the arrogant smirk off her overpaid face.

Non-glamorous gambling ads to hit UK from September

Freedom

This is a small victory for free speech and free enterprise. All restriction on advertising are, at heart, a breach of civil liberties. Parents should be responsible enough to teach their children not to believe or buy into any advert they see and strong enough not to buy everything their kids ask for while adults should be free to make their own choices. The nanny state is the first step on a dangerous, authoritarian path.

Skiing tops bunny hopping in lunar races

Re: Which cross-country technique ?

As he says that actual skis would not be required I would assume he means the latter.