* Posts by Will Godfrey

6511 publicly visible posts • joined 8 Sep 2007

Software engineer reveals the dirty little secret about AI coding assistants: They don't save much time

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Linux

Re: "Tales from the pit"

... unless you are doing complex real-time audio synthesis. On the small project I work with, the real nitty-gritty is above my 'pay grade', but fortunately there are a couple of other devs who know what they are doing, so I leave that to them and concentrate on the more mundane UI stuff.

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It's a trap

The less real thinking you do the less you understand what's produced, and the more your real thinking capability atrophies.

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Boffin

Re: circular lists...

Indeed, and if you can make both the data block and the 'ring' size a power of 2 it all falls into place quite beautifully.

Developer battled to write his own documentation, but lost the boss fight

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Re: First time user

Reminds me of a professional technical writer I saw on one occasion. He rocked up with his stuff and sat down at the kit he was supposed to write a manual for, and the first thing he did was put a large notice on the bench. I can't remember the exact wording but it was something like :

"Do not offer help or suggestions unless I ask. Only answer that specific question."

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Headmaster

Re: Hmm

For some of the documentation I write, I have a (nearly) tame English language Rottweiler. He can not only highlight missing information and correct speeling eras but also identifies inconsistent writing style.

Australia’s spy boss says authoritarian nations ready to commit ‘high-impact sabotage’

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Non-networked critical stuff can be protected

Set up a system where the equipment is only capable of sending simple wireless canary messages, and always sends these on a regular basis - even if it's just "All OK".

Have a fairly local key holder who can go to sort out minor issues, and call backup if it's more serious. If the messages stop coming assume the worst and send a full swat team. If it really needs real-time control then there simply must be warm bodies on site.

Yes, I know that will cut the investors profits (by some minimal fraction).

Techie ran up $40,000 bill trying to download a driver

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Re: Implausible to say the least.

Didn't get it at local rate in the UK. Also there was a 50:50 chance of actually getting a large file before the connection broke.

Microsoft's lack of quality control is out of control

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Microsoft's Legendary Recursion

It just keeps going round and round - they forgot to put in a terminating condition.

International Criminal Court kicks Microsoft Office to the curb

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Holmes

Surpised?

No. I think anyone with the slightest understanding knew that the US would filch anything it wanted from Microsoft years before it was publicly announced.

Zen Internet loses unfair dismissal appeal case with former CEO

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Disappointing

I've been a Zen customer for a long time, and have also notices the service is deteriorating. However, Overall I think it's still the best for me... just.

Ex-CISA head thinks AI might fix code so fast we won't need security teams

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Facepalm

She really doesn't have a clue

Nuff Sed!

Everybody's warning about critical Windows Server WSUS bug exploits ... but Microsoft's mum

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Linux

Re: “Everybody's warning about critical Windows Server WSUS bug exploits ... but Microsoft's mum”

Ha! Beat me too it.

However, just 'cos she's not saying anything doesn't mean she doesn't have an opinion.

Uncle Sam's new power plan will plug AI farms into the grid faster

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Rational?

Is this some kind of bizarre national death wish?

AI investment is the only thing keeping the US out of recession

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Me might as well have {spit}AI

There doesn't seem to be much of the real thing these days.

Digital ID is now less about illegal working, more about rummaging through drawers

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Re: You get what you vote for

No Thanks.

Cyber exec with lavish lifestyle charged with selling secrets to Russia

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Spy V Spy

Anyone else remember that cartoon strip.

SAP says some customers are dragging their feet on contract sign-offs

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Facepalm

A quote from a well known film

"the more you tighten your grip, the more they slip though your fingers".

UK.gov vows to hack through regulation to get benefit from AI

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Mushroom

Downward spiral

Actually no. It seems it's going to be a straight dive into total chaos.

The entire world has gone completely nuts, so where's the intergalactic bus stop?

AWS admits more bits of its cloud broke as it recovered from DynamoDB debacle

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Holmes

If nobody completely comprehends it.

It's either too big, too complicated, or both.

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Angel

Re: What a great idea

Well, It's all about community spirit, doncha no.

Instead of one company having a wobbly, everyone joins in to offer 'support'

UK data regulator defends decision not to investigate MoD Afghan data breach

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FAIL

No Surprise there.

Never mind the victims of the fuckup. Clearly the right arses need to be covered.

Brit boffins teach fusion plasma some manners with 3D magnetic field

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Holmes

So now only 20 years away

Previously it was a whopping 20 years away.

Company that made power systems for servers didn’t know why its own machines ran out of juice

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Pint

Re: How could they not figure out the timing?

You knew that, and I knew that, but I wasn't sure that left-pondians would.

Have one of these anyway

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Coat

Re: A case of oops rather than UPS

Resistance is useless!

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Facepalm

Re: How could they not figure out the timing?

At some of the places I've worked in the past, that sounds entirely possible. Actually, the older the factory the more of a nightmare electrical systems become. The term "Grew like Topsy" comes to mind.

Chinese cyberspies snoop on Russian IT biz in rare east-on-east attack

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Big Brother

Re: Of Course..

Well, what do you expect from the Unlimited Surveillance Authority?

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Holmes

What a surprise!

something, something, honour amongst thieves.

Trump's anti-sustainability agenda comes to Eurozone

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Unhappy

... and the tech angle is?

El Reg has become a faint shadow of what once was.

UK government's £45B AI savings pitch built on broad-brush guesswork, MPs told

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Unhappy

Re: Oh and

Absolutely - yanks my chain every timer I see it

Weird ideas welcome: VC fund looking to make science fiction factual

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Re: Heinlein got there first

Some of these old Sci-Fi writers were very perceptive - I miss them.

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Hmmm

So nobody sees a problem with warming up the bottom of the ocean, and of course there's absolutely no possibility of leakage and radioactive contamination being spread far and wide by ocean currents?

British govt agents demand action after UK mega-cyberattacks surge 50%

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Short version

We're toast :(

This is your brain on bots: AI interaction may hurt students more than it helps

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The brain is like any other part of the body.

If you don't use it, it atrophies, and AI users aren't using their brains.

Techies tossed appliance that had no power cord, but turned out to power their company

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However...

I had it drilled into me very many years ago: "If you don't understand it, ask someone who does."

Later in my own advice to juniors I added: "If you can't find anyone who understands it, leave it alone"

Microsoft lets bosses spot teams that are dodging Copilot

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Linux

Nope

At this point I'm highly relieved that the last version of Windows that sullied one of my machines wa 95!

Google rearranges Agentspace into Gemini Enterprise

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Just for once, I think that might be unfair to Boris Johnson.

Intel's open source future in question as exec says he's done carrying the competition

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Won't affect me

I have one Intel machine, One AMD machine, and a bunch of Raspberry Pi boards. The Intel one is the oldest, and getting a bit creaky, so due for replacement.

Looks like this will soon be an Intel-free house.

Exchange Online will start archiving your oldest emails before your inbox bursts

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WTF?

Weird

My email program doesn't apply any limits. The only deciding factor is the size of the SSD. It also a has a reasonable search feature, so what do I need an archive for. It has programmable expiry and an effective spam filter so I can selectively hold emails. The computer is 10 years old, and I transferred everything from the previous one. I've never had a problem.

P.S.

These are proper emails, not multi-part shit pretending to be emails.

How your mouse could eavesdrop on you and rat you out

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Boffin

Good luck wih that.

I usually have moderately loud music while on the 'puter and this with desktop speakers that are just a few inches from mouse and keyboard.

Police and military radio maker BK Technologies cops to cyber break-in

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FAIL

Hmmm

Somewhat ironic methinks.

Qualcomm solders Arduino to its edge AI ambitions, debuts Raspberry Pi rival

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Angel

Re: Seriously?

I've used them frequently, sometimes to replace failed obsolete small control systems, and on one occasion a group of them to behave like a sort of RS485 distributed PLC. This didn't have to be fast, but it had to be very reliable. It ran for 8 years only stopping for two days each Christmas - oh and the only reason it stopped was because the factory was bought out and almost immediately shut down.

OpenAI and AMD link arms for AI buildout: It's a power-for-equity swap

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Meh

Re: Well

In the past. Up till now.

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Mushroom

Re: I Don't Care About Funny Money

I completely agree with you.

Lowercase leaving you cold? Introducing Retrocide

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Wrong name

They should just call it Retrograde.

Kicked from RubyGems, maintainers forge new home at Gem Cooperative

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Meh

Re: FAFO

On the bright side, not being at all subtle about the snatch means that now everyone knows what Ruby Central are up to.

Hacked Ford screens put anti-RTO slogan above CEO’s face

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Re: When you work for the man, you work for the man

I was a field service engineer working for a small but very efficient firm. My working day officially started at 8:30 and the office was just under an hour away. If there was an urgent job already waiting I'd go straight there. Sometimes it was to release another engineer who'd picked it up on a night call-out. Other times, if doing software development I'd stay at home. I probably ended up going into the office about twice a week - mostly to pick up supplies. Every 2 months there was a general meeting including a free breakfast at a local hostelry to keep everyone up-to-date.

As I said to the boss, I'll stop work when it's no longer fun - I worked 5 years beyond official retirement age. I still drop in to the office if I'm in the area. It's nice to stay in touch with people who became friends.

Munich Airport chaos after drone sightings spook air traffic control

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Sad to hear that. I've only been there once, and that was in 2006. Had an amazing time!

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Re: Here we go...

I think you missed the words 'so prominently'. Of course it needs to be reported, but not made a massive media selling point (which some people will make a lot of money out of).

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Re: Here we go...

Curious. Do my downvoters think this is a fun idea?