* Posts by Simian Surprise

40 posts • joined 8 Jan 2020

Jamstack research: Typescript and serverless are the winners

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Re: "React (...) ...at 8 years old it should be over"

At my former job, the webdevs considered the 4-year-old front-end Angular code base becoming "legacy" and in need of a (React) rewrite, while us poor backend debs had to contend with a ten-year-old* Java codebase, the only truly "legacy" bits were support for features that had been dropped years back but the code kept for that one other bit of code that kinda sorta used it.

I'm tempted to guess that part of the problem is that large Javascript codebases are difficult to understand and maintain, so as developers come and go the project quickly reaches a point where few people really understand how all of it works. The way out? Rewrite it so now *you* understand it!

* yes, yes, you have your 30-year-old COBOL codebases, I know...

Clearview CEO doubles down, claims biz has now scraped over ten billion social media selfies for surveillance

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Re: His muskiness tweets

It's "In Brief". The rest of the article also doesn't have anything to do with Clearview.

El Reg is just collecting a bunch of events they didn't publish as full articles.

IBM US staff must be fully vaccinated by December – or go back to bed without pay

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So is this them "playing it safe" regarding who falls under the scope of the EO, or have management decided to see how far they can push their employees?

I don't work at IBM, but I do work for a medium-sized multinational corporation, and (especially with the job market as it is right now...) I'd estimate we'd lose 5-10% of our staff by or before the deadline. (I don't necessarily agree with these people re: the vaccine, but I would certainly have a different opinion of management if they try to pull this s**t.)

I also suspect that that 10% leans toward older and more senior people, and IMO you can't hire any number of junior devs to replace one.

Time will tell, I suppose.

.NET Foundation boss apologizes for pull request that sparked community row

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WTF?

What's wrong with reproducibility?

That's a pretty strong statement!

Is this a joke I don't get, or a criticism I haven't heard yet?

Microsoft's .NET Foundation under fire as resigning board member questions its role

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Facepalm

> The license changed and that's the reason the foundation can no longer help? It doesn't make any sense to me.

I'm actually with MSFT/.NET Foundation on this one... Changing your license to a non-open-source one would get *me* to stop wanting to support your project were I on the board of a foundation meant to promote open-source software.

And no, the RPL is proprietary source-available software pretending to be open source. Part of the definition (OSI) of an OSS license is that "7) [it does] not restrict anyone from making use of the program in a specific field of endeavor. For example, it may not restrict the program from being used in a business..."

So yeah, plenty of good criticisms, not this one, though.

Scientists took cues from helicopter seeds to invent tiny microchips that float on wind

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Joke

Did someone say microchips?

This'll come in handy to get the microchips into anyone they can't convince to get the vaccine...

And now for something completely different: A lightweight, fast browser that won't slurp your data

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Re: Not Free

Well yeah, of course, how else can you get any content to show up on the page? Going by modern web pages, I'm pretty sure it's impossible.

Why make games for Linux if they don't sell? Because the nerds are just grateful to get something that works

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Re: Games in Java?

It was fast enough for Minecraft a decade ago, and it's not getting slower... The biggest concern is probably GC latency, but they're focusing on low-latency GC so I don't see any reason not to use Java (unless, of course, you're concerned that bytecode is too easy to decompile...)

This product is terrible. Can you deliver it in 20 years’ time when it becomes popular?

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Trollface

Re: 12 inch CDs?

Why would I want a steel needle, if I could only play one thing with it?

Tim Cook 'killed' TV project about the one website Apple hates more than The Register

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Black Helicopters

Re: why would they care

Well, Palantir is a company that makes a lot of its revenue from contracts with the U.S. Federal government, and many supporters of the sorts of (para-)military and surveillance programs that Palantir "help" with are also deeply conservative Christians* of the "burn the gays!" ilk.

Sounds likely to be (at least partially) a PR concern.

Which, shoot, do I need to be concerned now? (See icon.)

* not to paint all Christians with this brush, of course.

Christmas comes early for chameleons: SUSE feels jolly after closing Rancher deal

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Re: At least the commenters are always grammatically perfect.

Nah, that's what I meant; see the icon...

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Trollface

Re: Odds bodkins!

I could care less about k8s but that subtitle baited me straight to the comments to see if anyone had homed in on this egregious word crime. It really begs the question of what kind of people El Reg is willing to hire as editors. These aren't weird and obtuse rules and their easy to utilize properly. A serious publication, for all intensive purposes, should be able to do that.

At least the commenters are always grammatically perfect.

Compsci guru wants 'right to be forgotten' for old email, urges Google and friends to expire, reveal crypto-keys

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Facepalm

Re: What you are effectively saying is ...

Nah, what I want is to be able to say "who I was in the past, *irrespective of what I did*, is no longer exactly who I am after a decade or whatever of experience and personal improvement".

People make mistakes, yo. If you don't let them outlive their mistakes, you don't give them any reason to improve themselves.

Google reCAPTCHA service under the microscope: Questions raised over privacy promises, cookie use

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v1

Anyone here remember when reCAPTCHA was an independent service and the answers used for book digitizing?

Pepperidge Farm remembers.

Trump's official campaign website vandalized by hackers who 'had enough of the President's fake news'

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Joke

Re: quality hires

Doesn't say *what* they're the best at...

Hackers rummaged about in Finnish psychotherapy clinic – now patients extorted with public data dump threats

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Re: Confuse I be

Look, if I'm going to go to a therapist to get help with my hedgehog fetish, I sure hope they just keep my notes in a filing cabinet somewhere (disused lavatory?) and don't type/scan them into some database. Sure, someone can physically break in to the filing cabinet, and the files can be lost in a fire or whatever, but I have a hard time imagining what the benefit of computerization here is. (Also, as the stereotype goes, no one else can even read the doctor's handwriting.)

JavaScript-based address bar spoofing vulns patched in Safari, Yandex, Opera

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Facepalm

Re: FlamingDeath

Username checks out, as they say.

Fintech biz Wirecard folds into insolvency like two pair against a flush. Good luck accessing your chip stack

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Re: That's a shame

Unfortunately, it's "schadenfreude".

Features vs compatibility: Google Chrome team promises more 'rigour', but what does that mean?

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Does this work?

Slightly OT, but does this do anything at all other than anger users? Us techies notice when the default browser changes from our favorite, but my parents even complain when Chrome themes itself slightly differently, let alone morphs into a completely different browser.

How do you run a military court over Zoom? With 28 bullet points and a ceremonial laptop flunkey, of course!

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I hope that while the laptop is removed and the court is deliberating, the court administrator asks the attorneys "So, how are you feeling about your chances?", Jesse Thorn style.

DevOps to DevOops: Docker Hub proves so secure that 430 Docker images out of 2,500 have no vulnerabilities

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> The worst offender is the jackson-databind-2.4.0 package...

IIRC 2.4 is pretty old (for the modern software release cadence) and is known to be an insecure pile of trouble. In fairness to Tatu and company newer versions are more secure. It seems a bit disingenuous to point at such packages and say "oh no, insecure code!".

GitHub to replace master with main across its services

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Re: wow

> Take the word "manhunt"

No, we say Most Dangerous Game these days (MDG for short).

Bloke rolls up to KFC drive-thru riding horse-drawn cart only to be told: Neigh

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Ugh, don't get me started on the smell of church bells ringing.

Count how many times the Feds checked Chinese telcos in America weren't spying. Only one hand needed

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Joke

Re: Not really news

What? No! That's really dangerous.

You're supposed to inject it!

UK enters almost-lockdown: Brits urged to keep calm and carry on – as long as it doesn't involve leaving the house

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Big Brother

Re: "One form of exercise a day"

Oh cool, using mental-hygiene laws to punish dissidents. "If you were sane, you'd agree with us, so obviously you're nutso and a danger to yourself/others. Loony bin with you!"

Yes, sounds like the sort of thing a modern democratic state does.

Tech won't save you from lockdown disaster: How to manage family and free time while working from home

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Terminator

> almost any email with the word “coronavirus” in the title that isn’t from your boss or HR can be deleted.

Nah, the ones from HR can be, too. Great time to think up new "policies".

If it's important enough they'll tell your boss...

Bad news: Coronavirus is spreading rapidly across the world. Good news: Nitrogen dioxide levels are decreasing and the air on Earth is cleaner

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Pulmonary surfactant–biomimetic nanoparticles potentiate heterosubtypic influenza immunity

You can tell it's real science because no word is shorter than 8 characters long.

Captain Caveman rides to the rescue, solves a prickly PowerPoint problem with a magical solution

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Re: Yesterday

> Skype for business works well enough for most.

That's how you know he's a BOFH.

Deliveroo UK adds 'Don't interact with the help' option for when ordering a burger

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Over the phone, you say?

Like at the Bath Green Health Centre? (this part, at least, arguably SFW)

Let's Encrypt? Let's revoke 3 million HTTPS certificates on Wednesday, more like: Check code loop blunder strikes

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Facepalm

FTFY

"The proximate cause of the bug was a common mistake: Go..."

Take it Huawei, Pai: Senate passes bill to rip 'dodgy' kit from rural telcos

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Re: Managed by the FCC

> the government pays for it.

With whose money, again?

At last, the fix no one asked for: Portable home directories merged into systemd

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Re: Jeez

> Anybody who notices the lack of sh can easily install it

It's not about not having /bin/sh! It's about systems which have *a* /bin/sh that *isn't* bash. All that POSIX requires is that it implements the POSIX shell as specified. Some distros use bash, some distros use dash, some use a stripped-down shell that only supports what POSIX needs.

The problem is software which assumes that you can write bash-isms and then run them with sh. If the script starts with #!/usr/bin/env bash" or something, then the user can install b"ash as needed. If it starts with #!/bin/sh then it won't work on non-bash-native platforms at all.

And if you turn to your left, you can see the walls of Amazon Web Services' vast server farm. And next to it, a gift shop and visitor center

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Re: We've made prime delivery faster.

> I recently bought some hand sanitizers ... I could choose the exact flavour I wanted

... are these the kind you drink?

From WordPad to WordAds: Microsoft caught sneaking nagging Office promos into venerable text editor beta

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Linux

> Ad-averse, privacy-focused Windows fans may be inspired to try Windows 10 Enterprise LTSC

Ad-averse, privacy-focused Windows fans may be inspired to make this the year of Linux on the desktop?

Alan Turing’s OBE medal, PhD cert, other missing items found in super-fan’s Colorado home by agents, says US govt

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Big Brother

Re: The Way We Live Now

> ... US Homeland Security agents raided her house ...

Why DHS though? Surely this is a criminal matter at best (although they apparently proceeded with a civil complaint to recover the stolen property) so within the bailiwick of Department of Justice?

All I can come up with is that Turing's papers somehow contain the secret to breaking all elliptic-curve cryptography despite it not having been invented yet.

You're not Boeing to believe this: Yet another show-stopping software bug found in ill-fated 737 Max airplanes

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It's more like a few years after release, unless somehow this is yet another new piece of 737MAX software.

Microsoft's on Edge and you could be, too: Chromium-based browser exits beta – with teething problems

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Re: "Basic, Balanced, and Strict"

Every browser has a "History" feature, no?

Problems at Oracle's DynDNS: Domain registration customers transferred at short notice, nameserver records changed

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Headmaster

Re: Idiots

This isn't a .com website.

We’ve had enough of your beach-blocking shenanigans, California tells stubborn Sun co-founder: Kiss our lawsuit

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U.S. Constitution says what?

> the US Constitution precludes the government from simply taking private property and giving it to the public

-- The Shill

> ... nor shall private property be taken for public use, without just compensation.

-- The Fifth Amendment

I guess he forgot about that last bit. They do have to pay for it, though.

5G signals won't make men infertile, sighs UK ad watchdog as it bans bonkers scary poster

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Re: Report on Experimental Results

You're thinking of Hal Incandenza.

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