The House of Paul and Bill
Picked up DAS in the mid-80's after flying mainframes for USAF. It seemed really cryptic, no good docs to speak of. Even Zork on the ARPAnet had better help. Was still using my Commodore at the time; it had better games.
Found a bug in a 9-track tape driver (controller was bigger than the SX-16 PC we had connected to it) around '90 or so while using their compiled BASIC "Professional Development System" on DAS 3.31, and actually got through on the phone to speak to a human in Redmond. The bug never got fixed, so while we'd sprung for the full 4 megs of memory, I could never take full advantage of it. (That much memory was 10% the capacity of a 1600Bpi tape, would have come in handy.) Even today, thinking about making incantations around QEMM and config.sys still gives me the shivers.
Got off of M$ as my daily driver in '09, switching to the Fruity OS. Still using that now but won't buy their hardware anymore until I can upgrade and work on it, so am hoping either Adobe finally ports to *nix, or I finally learn GIMP. Unless, of course the good people at Opencore get together with someone who's come up with a vanilla Arm hardware implementation.
Keep a WinDoze box handy for providing tech support. Have not let it see 11 under the general "even numbered version rule". DAS 3 & 5 were good. 4 sucked. Win 3 was OK, but super buggy. '95/'98 were good, but still more DAS than Doze. 2000 was OK, but nothing to write home about. ME needed to be taken out back and put out of its misery. Win 7 was finally NT for the consumer, fairly stable and as pretty as it could be for its time. 8 blew dead bears. Since 10 actually kinda works, am not holding much breath for the next one, might just have to start recommending clients move to React (maybe Fedora if they can handle it). Way too much bloat and ads, but that seems to be way of things these days.
The MBP still works, too, though for mobile I've moved to a FrameWork with Fedora. Server boxes are either Debian or Alma, since CentOS got retired. M$ Server licensing is insane, and their implementation of AD was taken from Novell anyway, just like their version of DAS was bought. I wonder what it is about the richest guys being the ones who know what to buy so they can re-sell it?
Even were I still on WinDoze, except for one thing, wouldn't use any of their stuff. Browser? FF. Email? TB. Spreadsheets? LO. DB? Maria. Web? Apache. Coding? Python. All open source. Don't get me started on CoPilot, it's about as much crap as their earlier take on cornering the mobile market, and we all saw how that turned out. Like all current versions of AI, it's a hula hoop, definitely not Ready For Prime Time, hopefully relegated to the trash bin sooner rather than later. (I remember M.U.L.E on the C64 giving a bonus sometimes that said "You've won $50 for your research into artificial dumbness". 40 years later, that's still my rough take on AI.)
I'd rather keep giving the Document Foundation a small token of my appreciation every month than have one of those infernable 365 subscriptions. At least with the former I can see the source code.
About the only good app they have these days is VS Code, though if Pulsar ever catches up on extensions I'll probably ditch it, too. (Yeah, Excel proper is awesome, but they wrote that for Jobs, and it's UI on 'Doze has been junk for years, ever since that stupid Ribbon thingy came out. Wish Bob would have buried it, along with Clippy, and himself). Code is also GUI, so for any remote work it's still Vim all the way.
I remember putting Doom on the office network, '94 or so. Thomas Conrad ARCnet cards, coax in a star topology (token-ring was a gift from the Devil, a blasphemy to be avoided at all costs), running at max a whopping 2.5M bits per second, dip switches to set the node ID, don't flip the wrong one or you may accidentally duplicate an address and everything stops dead.
There were five of us that used to play regularly when we could sneak in a little time. Until the boss asked why his files would never open whenever he heard grunting and chainsaws. Then it was after hours, and since we were off the clock, beverages. Who knows, maybe we invented the LAN party!
The shop got broken into one night. PC's and expensive HP Laserjet 4's stolen. The Novell server, sitting in a corner, a non-descript beige XT case next to all the pencils and other supplies, wasn't taken. Thankfully the thieves didn't realize that was the most powerful box in the building. I reminded the higher-ups we had no backup system in place, so if they had stolen that too... The next day I had a tape drive. And hid that set of tapes every morning in another part of the building, so at worst case we'd be one day behind, a vast improvement over the possibility of being *all* days behind and re-keying everything from paper.
The PC's got turned on and off every day, but the Novell 2.12 beast was like the proverbial Energizer Bunny. It ran 24/7, and was indestructible, never needing a re-boot. Got the snake up to over 1,000 days before upgrading it to 3.12. Before another K of days I'd moved on to a new shop.
The first time I heard the word "munged" was in the context of computers, from a guy that did contract work for the place with the tape drive. He wrote Clipper scripts, and was always munging data. Munge and massage. Munge and massage. Here's your invoice.
There is one fond memory of the little company Paul and Bill started, though, a quote from the latter that went something like "given the proper library, I can write rings around anyone with BASIC". I'll buy that. Libraries are great, shorthand for the mind. Condense a whole bunch of logic into something much easier to type, rinse and repeat.
I would imagine in another 50 years either M$ will be gone, or we'll all be in those Matrix coffins running Windows 67, as a giant click farm for the Great God Azure.