* Posts by Anonymouse-Cowherd

2 posts • joined 12 Nov 2019

UK.gov sits down with mobile big four to formalise plans for rural shared 4G network



Won't Elon Musk's fleet of satellites deliver "Space-phone 9G" (or whatever the heck it's called) before all this prehistoric mast nonsense reaches the rurals?

I'm still not that Gary, says US email mixup bloke who hasn't even seen Dartford Crossing


Re: the Evil Empire

Carphone Warehouse in my case (another tentacle of the Evil Empire).

Sent an email bill for a mobile phone I hadn't bought from a branch of theirs I had never visited.

Tried to tell them to redirect the bill to their real customer and...

All manner of rudeness, lying and idiocy from the "Help Desk" ensued.

I was told to visit a branch and take two forms of photo i.d. so they could set up an account "because GDPR". Once I had an account with them they would be able to talk to me about how I didn't have an account with them.

I amused myself for the next month by phoning them (hands free) every morning for a month and winding them up.


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