* Posts by Mast1

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Google teases AlphaCode 2 – a code-generating AI revamped with Gemini

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Re: Viva la coding gibberish!

And does it leave the code well documented so that in 40 years time the same functionality/algorithm can be ported to a new platform or programming language, and verified?

It would save having to keep COBOL programmers in suspended animation.......

Government and the latest tech don't mix, says UK civil servant of £11B ESN mess

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Re: Hot Air

With Cameron before one election (2010?) having said that he saw himself as the "heir to Blair", and this past weekend we have had Starmer implying that he sees himself as the heir to Thatcher, then the comment above has quite a lot of mileage.

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Just like the "degrees" of PPE supplied in the COVID pandemic:

Out of date, not on time, and not fit for purpose.

Move along, nothing new to see here.

We challenged you to come up with tech predictions for 2024 (wrong answers only) – here are some favorites so far

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Re: Optional

I used to call it WORN memory.

Write Once, Read Never.

IT sent the intern to sort out the nasty VP who was too important to bother with backups

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Re: How was it basically the VPs fault?

Sounds a bit like a UI design "feature" I recently met at a self-service checkout (UK).

Labels were mounted vertically, underneath the weighing scales and packing shelf, each about 75 cm off the floor.

But, as you approach, if you are looking for a free position, you are looking at the screen, about 150 cm off the floor.

By the time you get close to the position, and if you are tall, the shelf labels are near-invisible. They were pointed out to me by an assistant, being about 70% of the height of me, to whom they were obvious. Not her fault: the station design was poor. Tilted labels ? Or what about putting arrows on the screen where eye contact is first made with the station, rather than adverts ?

Binance and CEO admit financial crimes, billions coughed up to US govt

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Re: The cost of a jail-out card

That does say something about inflation.

My 1970 version of the board game "Monopoly" only used to require a GBP50- fine to get out of jail.

Boris Johnson's mad hydrogen for homes bubble bursts

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Re: A daft idea from the beginning

Can I suggest you get an old envelope (fag packets appear to be in short supply), and see how many "Dinorwigs" you would need to keep the lights on in the UK for say 14 hours, when the "wind does not blow and the sun does not glow".

My last guestimate was around 200. Sure batteries are an alternative, but the bottom line, as from above is "too little, too late".

The home Wi-Fi upgrade we never asked for is coming. The one we need is not

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Re: You forgot "politicians" ...

Surely that should be spelt : "outliar" ?

No, no, no! Disco joke hit bum note in the rehab center

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Re: Why stop with a music track?

We had a similar episode of an unattended mobile 'phone in an open office.

No interference/hacking required : just pop it into the office 'fridge.

Not a perfect sound-proof box (and radio waves get throug the seals), but it dialled the level down to "minor irritation".

How is this problem mine, techie asked, while cleaning underground computer

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"......the mine had closed."

I had heard rumours that some Cornish tin mines were considering re-opening due to the increase in the world price of tin.

Here is one from March 2023:

https://www.cornwalllive.com/news/cornwall-news/cornwalls-last-tin-mine-plans-8217474

TLDR : It says that the mine closed in 1988.

Maybe a mincomputer is still down there waiting to be re-booted (after receiving its "once-in-a millenium clean").

Techie labelled 'disgusting filth merchant' by disgusting hypocrite

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Re: Ah, the good ol' days

Ah, as in the directions one allegedly gets from the locals on the Suffolk coast (right pond). Harwich for the continent, Frinton for the incontinent.

Cisco: Don't use 'blind spot' – and do use 'feed two birds with one scone'

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Re: IglooDame

Oh dear, I had better not give up the day job. There was no intention to be a pedant, just TRYING to make a link between "ticks" and "fleas in the ear" in the context of people trying to erase ancient aphorisms. But thanks for the clarification anyway. Obviously, whichever way one uses the apostrophe there, one opens up oneself to getting a flea in the ear from a Reg commentard.

But at least Cybersaber thought it was (could be) a joke.

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Re " It's the mistress bedroom, thank you very much."

Make the mistake of adding one little tick at the end of one of one of those words and you will end up with you getting a flea in your ear from your other half.

Try [mistress] cf [mistress']

Boffins claim to create the world's first wooden transistor

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Re: Make a great calculator

... not just logarithms, but pseudo-random number generators.

It can provide its own seed.

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Re: I had a wooden computer once

Surely everyone knows that Steve Jobs got there first.....

https://www.cnet.com/tech/computing/apple-1-wooden-computer-possibly-hand-built-by-steve-jobs-could-be-yours/

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Re: ?

Not because you can, but because you would.

Hey Siri, use this ultrasound attack to disarm a smart-home system

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Re: One C, one R

Yes, 500-3500 Hz on POTS worked OK-ish for decades because you have redundancy in speech as well as (usually) context to help you resolve ambiguities. Add in background noise, and the redundancy degrades, and so does the resulting accuracy of interpretation. Hence the need for Alpha, Bravo, Charlie, Delta, Echo.......

The range above 3500 Hz is useful for resolving direction, as well as being less prone to corruption by reverberation, and so helps separate out competing sources. As for the remaining range up to 20 kHz bit, true for music, dog whistles, and mosquito tones, but there is negligible energy above 11 kHz, in even high-quality recorded speech.

........ speaks a person too old to hear above 10 kHz these days.

A wadge of cotton wool over the microphone would serve as a reasonable low-pass filter for speech.

Defunct comms link connected to nothing at a fire station – for 15 years

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Re: Fun(d) distribution

The 80's saw a boom in the UK for people (mostly) in financial services taking a percentage cut of the money they made for their clients.

It was an interesting contrast to see those, such as engineers, who saved large sums of money for their company, surviving with a pat on the back.

But I'd still rather be an engineer.

NASA finds crashing spacecraft into asteroids is a viable defence strategy

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Re: Crashed. Will the insurance pay?

re kinetic "imp actors"

Was it not a rugby antic a few years ago to throw people of diminished growth as part of a drunken "frolic" ?

Ah yes:

https://www.theguardian.com/sport/blog/2011/sep/15/dwarf-throwing-england-rugby

Could that be what the Firefox spellchecker was alluding to ?

Take the morning off because Outlook has already

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Re: Microsoft proves that the 365 branding was a terrible choice

Whoever said that it was intended as 365 base 10?

For the pessimists, how about base 8 (245 decimal ), or for the contrary, base 7 (194 decimal).

BTW re acronyms for airlines below, allegedly related to passenger "care" :

Try Walking Across

Don't Even Let Them Aboard.

NASA Geotail spacecraft's 30-year mission ends after last data recorder fails

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Re: Say what you want about NASA's inefficiencies

Oliver Wendell Holmes had it nailed in 1858 in a poem:

"The one-hoss shay".

But that was possibly over-engineered compared to the 6 months challenge: it lasted 100 years, exactly.

Smart ovens do really dumb stuff to check for Wi-Fi

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Re: That's some sort of record!

No. I was “made” in W Germany BEFORE the Berlin Wall went up. I strongly object to the notion that 30+ years is a good life........ I am nearly double that.

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Opposable thumbs

I think that the issue is that, although your dog or cat could be trained to open or close the door on an oven and press "Start", they need you to twiddle the dials to set the timer.

How else are they going to get a warm supper if you are out for the evening ?

Truck-size asteroid makes one of the tightest fly-bys of Earth ever recorded

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Yes but.....

To the UK-based cognoscenti, there is a sub-division in weight for the Luton box van aspiring to become a Reg standard.

Road legal, you can have it in at least 2 flavours, 3.5 tonne, or 5.5 tonne load limit.

Lightweight & heavy weight ?

Sysadmin infected bank with 'alien virus' that sucked CPUs dry

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Re: SETI go home

Hazy recollections are that it was supposed to be the screen saver. Presumably, it was activating on lack of keystrokes/mouse interaction, which was the state when running a simulator (Win95/Win2k era).

My main point was that feeding someone's "home office" vanity was costing me and my firm time and money. (and creating extra work/distraction to get it removed).

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SETI go home

In a former job, one of my colleagues wanted to play that game of getting on the leaderboard so set up SETI@home on all of the office computers.

I left a hardware simulator running overnight. It was only supposed to take about 5 hours, so I could pick up the results and start work first thing the next day.

It eventually took about 17 hours, and so messed up a day's work plan. Not such an invisible cost.

I requested they be removed from every machine except at most, his.

Obviously this was in the days of a more liberal security & management policy.

See title.

Microsoft to move some Teams features to more costly 'Premium' edition

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Re: vanilla

Maybe yes, in the late 70s, but in answer to OP above, early 70s, no. But I was fortunate enough to experience a real Italian ice cream stall in the mid-70s. After that, whatever was on offered in the UK looked distinctly monochrome. Hence earlier comment. Fortunately, the UK market has moved on.

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Re: vanilla

In the UK, especially to those of us brought up in the 70s, the choice was vanilla or nothing.

(oh, possibly with "raspberry" ripple squeezed in if you were exotic).

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Re: vanilla

Agreed: how about "vulgar"?

As in its original (Latin) use:

"common"

Here's how to remotely take over a Ferrari...account, that is

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Pitch for "The Italian Job" Mk3

Rather than having Benny Hill as a computer expert who loads a rigged tape on the traffic-light control system, you now have a script-kiddy in their bedroom remote-bricking the traffic.

Loses a sense of the "drama" methinks. (Although, even by 60s sensitivities, aspects of the Benny Hill character were "challenging").

Cleaner ignored 'do not use tap' sign, destroyed phone systems ... and the entire building

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Re: standing upright and keeping still

Ah, is the cat capabale of reading ? (and is at least dichromatic)

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Rather than Lethal Weapon 2

I had more the image of the bathroom scene near the start of the first Paddington movie.

Voice assistants failed because they serve their makers more than they help users

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Re: Unexpected input..... to the human

Yes, she has all the magnifiers, readers etc. The house is cluttered with them, but they have their phases of usefulness as her vision declines.

She started using computers about 35 years ago, after she had retired. Despite being retired that makes her an early adopter. Yet that was relatively too late. In my field we see the need for people to adopt certain technologies to combat the onset of disabilities, for which currently they will wait a further 10 years before seeking the technology. By that stage the chances of getting them to adopt it as part of their regular life (as easy as putting on a pair of socks) is declining.

So two questions for the "technology can solve the problem" crews

(a) is it as easy to adapt to as putting on a pair of socks ? [1]

(b) does it introduce concepts that are alien to their previous life experience ?

If the answer is yes to either then be prepared for low uptake.

[1] With apologies to those hipsters who still only wear sandals with no socks, even in the current UK weather.

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Unexpected input..... to the human

My mother is registered blind, so she received an Alexa as part of a support package.

Sounds like a good technology solution.

Being blind she needs to have a good memory of where things are, and "who is in the house" is part of that.

When she thinks she is alone a dismbodied voice croaks for input, possibly from a room she is not in.

That is very disturbing, especially if elderly and frail.

It lasted about 2 weeks before she pulled the plug.

Tehnology that does not take into account psychology is doomed to low uptake.

Server installer fails to spot STOP button – because he wasn't an archaeologist

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Re: new fitted benches had been installed over the shutoff valve

A 15mm pipe comes out from under our house and empties into an external drain. There had never been any sign of water exiting from it.

It turned out that it comes from a drain cock for the central heating system. The drain cock is sited in the corner of a room, under plank-flooring which has been re-laid with no immediate access hatch, and to make doubly sure, kitchen units have been installed above.

How do I know there is a drain cock ? Well, the single access point under this floor is from an adjacent room, from where one crawls through a gap in the supporting wall under a doorway, the gap being 4 bricks high. One then does a sharp right-hand turn to crawl down a "corridor" between two supporting walls a doorwidth apart to find the draincock at the far end, and no turning area. Oh, and the local pipework and tap were all uninsulated. The ever-giving surprises of home ownership.

IT manager's 'think outside the box' edict was, for once, not (only) a revolting cliché

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Revolting cliche bingo

Does one presume that the office was locked at night ?

Otherwise some bright spark could have "picked them up and run with them"

Lenovo reveals rollable laptop and smartphone screens

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Wrong way of thinking

The talk here has been about UNrolling the screen.

Think of its utility the other way around.

At your office you select a desktop-relevant size.

But when travelling in a sradine can, as seat pitch and widths shrink (not just airlines), your preferred screensize impinges on your neighbour.

So you roll it up, as appropriate.

Think of it as a socially responsible electronic device.

Hot, sweaty builders hosed a server – literally – leaving support with an all-night RAID repair job

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Re: 2 days of free time?

Surely "workeED" ? FTFY.

Data loss prevention emergency tactic: keep your finger on the power button for the foreseeable future

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Foot, not finger

Heard a story of a film scanner in a TV broadcaster. Converts 35mm film (what's that) into TV pictures.

Lots of whirring machinery for finger, hair & clothing entrapment.

So the device has a microswitch on a bracket detecting whether the door was open, and powering off if so.

Bracket is made of bent mild steel, and has progresively bent backwards as people have shut the door, possibly a bit too enthusiastically.

When it came to starting the film for broadcast , it would not roll. Quick thinking operator kicks his foot against bottom off door, and microswitch decides it is safe to roll.

Operator has to hold his foot against the door for the whole of the reel, otherwise his error will be "seen" by millions (big name film, national holiday time, pre cable/FreeView).

FBI: Looking for Biden's student loan forgiveness? Watch out for these scams

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Gotcha : at least one typoe.......

The clue is that it is in here "advantage of President's Biden program"

The Biden of the President ?

or

The Biden program of the President ?

I confess that I often find them in other people's work, but not my own. It's part of the job.

Fixing an upside-down USB plug: A case of supporting the insupportable

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Wrong RAM

Well, he was only following the instructions on the memory stick : RAM.......

Amazon drivers unionize after AI sends them on 'impossible' routes

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Re: It's the Sharecropper economy, Stupid

Thanks for a single-word definition. But my examples takes it a stage further : the customer, not just the labourer is now shouldering this risk.

Whatever happened to capitalism's mantra "the customer is king" ?

Perhaps one should now qualify it with "of the dung heap" after that ?

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Re: Routing

Drop ? Eeee, you were lucky. Previous correspondence here suggests that the usual method is "chuck". (with some added vertical as well as horizontal velocity).

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Nottingham ring road

You bid Nottingham, I raise you : the Coventry (elevated) inner ring road.

You can see where you want to go below you, but cannot find the right off-ramp.

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Re Pushing wealth up the food chain

It appears that this is firmly entrenched business model: why have a printer at the airport when you can "persuade" our customers to use their own printer ? Ditto with

(a) requiring customers to have a computer to access their bank accounts (not great for those with disabilities)

(b) rather than a utility company building pumped storage, or their own giga-battery vault, get many customers to shell out $thousands on multiply duplicated technology in their own premises, and then become a network management house controlling all these.

The consequences are also that the customer shoulder the maintenance & repair costs, and also insurance against high energy-density fires (battery packs, or, in at least the UK, non-vehicular storage of fuel).

Yup, diodic flow of wealth.

The perfect crime – undone by the perfect email backups

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Re: "Delete" = "Hide"

Yes, but with UVEPROM, (a) you cannot re-set the bit by software to "undelete" and (b) depending on time of year, you could be waiting a long time for sufficient sun so as to shred the data. The police tend not to be that patient.

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"Delete" = "Hide"

I heard a story that the Psion organiser (early PDA) saved data in UVEPROM, ie unerasable while in device. "Deletion" involved flipping the 8th bit in an ASCII code, which was interpreted as not to read the file. This approach relied on the EPROM being much larger than anyone could reasonably fill purely by typing. Apparently the Psion was a favourite of the criminal fraternity who recorded their deals on them. Once apprehended by the police, correctly read, the Psion provided a nice audit trail.

Heineken says there’s no free beer, warns of phishing scam

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Connoisseurs

It always amazes me how many people seem to have tried gnats' urine in order to make the comparison with ${beverage}.

Are there courses you can go on to learn how to extract it and appreciate the subtle variations (without harming the gnat, of course) ?

When management went nuclear on an innocent software engineer

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Re: Next time

New pair of glasses required here. I read it as "Breakfast of champignons"

Yup, I could do with some mushrooms with the bacon: dilutes the salt.

Voyager 1 space probe producing ‘anomalous telemetry data’

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Choice of technology.....

Hey, don't knock acoustic couplers: the last one I used (ca 1980) screamed along at 300b/s.......

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