I got an easier run in school. Being a bone fide egghead, swot, whatever was a lot easier when you're also 6ft+ and played in the first XV at rugby in the front row
Nickelback quite clearly laid out the reasons for wanting to be a rockstar. It's so we can live in hilltop houses, driving 15 cars, the girls come easy and the drugs come cheap and we'll all stay skinny 'cos we just won't eat
And yet a gigantic steel and glass fairground ride, stuck right in the middle of the only actually beautiful vista in Brighton (ie, out to sea) is perfectly fine