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Jokes of no more than 2 lines

Jokes

Went to an outlet store the other day that does seconds and clothes that aren’t quite perfect.

I got a designer jacket for £20! Only thing wrong I could find with the jacket was one of the sleeves was a tiny bit shorter than the other two

Took my dog to the vets as he has cross eyes, he picked him up and looked at him and said “I have to put him in down”

You have to put him down because he has cross eyes? The vet replied” no, it’s because he’s heavy”

Re: Jokes of no more than 2 lines

Why are pirates called pirates

Because they aarrrggghhh