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If you want into Anthropic's Claude club, you may have to show ID

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Re: I am curious

Not sure how you came to either of those conclusions.

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Re: I am curious

I suggest that people should pause and refer to history before referring to any particular group of people, especially in Europe, as "vermin".

California ghost-gun bill wants 3D printers to play cop, EFF says

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Re: Super

Woop woop woop! Sound o' da police!

Notepad sheds Copilot from toolbar as Microsoft gives subtlety a try

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Re: It's not all bad...

Nope. The whole point of Notepad for me is its lack of features. If I want shit like that, I'll use something else. Meanwhile, that 196KB executable is coming with me to any version of Windows that will run it. Same goes for the 901KB of the old calc.exe.

Artemis II astronaut: 'I have two Microsoft Outlooks, and neither one of those are working'

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Re: Linux,

If you don't have windows, it's probably time you left the basement.

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Re: Linux,

Maybe you should get a girlfriend. Or a boyfriend. Actually, just getting a friend would do. Or maybe even just look out of the window. Anything to stop you spouting this stuff and confirming the worst suspicions of anyone who has ever looked at Microsoft/Apple/Google alternatives and thought, "Hmm, not if I have to have anything to do with guys like that". You're clearly intelligent, and that could likely be put to some good use somewhere. But you're not helping anyone by doing what you seem to be repeatedly doing. Over. And. Over. Again.

Microsoft Copilot to hijack your browser... for your own convenience

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Re: Surely Edge can be nuked from space ?

You can completely nuke Edge, and I did – empty the relevant folders and deny permissions to everyone. But then I needed to use Teams for work and it needed WebView2. And loads of other things apparently do too. So I had to un-kill it (which was actually a bit tricky in the end). Yes, people, we're heading back to the dark ages of IE6 being embedded deeply in Windows XP. What can possibly go wrong?

Google embraces third party app stores and payments to put Epic Games case behind it

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Re: Not convinced

Yeah, how does this affect F-Droid, for example?

Microsoft to auto-launch Copilot in Edge whenever you click a link from Outlook

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Re: Vivaldi

I'm disappointed by your lack of punning. You could have at least said something like "it lets you orchestrate your own settings", or "you can fiddle with the composition of its tabs" or something. Are they good? No. But at least I'm trying.

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Rather than "rocks", I'd say that Vivaldi probably Baroques. I suppose you could say it's a browser for all Four Seasons.

UK copper fired after faking keyboard taps using photo frame

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Has to at least partly be your fault, then :P

Say goodbye to budget PCs and smartphones – memory is too expensive now

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Re: Recycle / re-use?

Srsly, wtf were you paying $800/yr for in the first place?

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Re: Which is why I bought new smartphone two weeks ago...

Much like the situation with modern PCs has been for some time, they don't actually need to be better, as far as I can tell. The only tangible improvements of late have been in the cameras. For pretty much everything most people actually do with them, something at the entry level will probably be fine. Anything else is just bells and whistles. Or screens so big you can't fit them in your pocket.

Every day in every way, passwords are getting worse and worse

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Re: Biometrics

::eyeroll::

Any more debunked bullshit you want to wheel out to go with that steaming pile? And yes, contrary to AI-generated nonsense, the UK is doing pretty well compared to the Republic of Gilead USA right now. At least until the next election – that's when we'll get to find out just how successfully dumb the flag-shagging, Brexit-voting, definitely-not-racist segment of the population is. Sadly, it's looking a bit like we're heading in a troubling direction and it's all feeling a bit 1933. I'd suggest that you have no idea exactly what you're wishing for.

O say, can you see: FCC pushes patriotic programming for US 250th

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I was pondering the same (typos aside). No doubt they'll turn up soon enough.

Microsoft teases ‘reimagined SharePoint experience’ with added AI

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Re: Valuable path length ...

Thanks for that explanation. It makes sense of some shit I'd been wondering about for a while.

Break free of Ring's servers, earn a five-figure bounty

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Re: Ring bashing

And of course a wood pecker is possibly the last thing you want your ring to be bashed with. Imagine the splinters.

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Re: Why even bother?

In truth, most "crooks" are really not that bright. My cameras are about 3-4m off the ground, so difficult but not impossible to tamper with. But the drug-craving city-dwellers round here are just looking for an easy win (and from my observations, most of them are even oblivious to the presence of the cameras).

If someone is determined enough to get a ladder and nick them, you may have bigger problems anyway. Plus, the fact that most cameras now seem to do the cloud thing by default will probably put a large fraction of the brighter crims off, as they might perceive there's a high chance of footage being remotely stored whether or not they nick/tamper with the devices and cards.

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Re: I assume that Ring has been asked ...

My Tapo (TP-Link) cameras do go via servers/an app by default (subscription optional), but they also store on a local MicroSD card and can easily be configured for RTSP (and blocked from accessing the wider web at the router level, if you like). I really don't see why others can't be like this too.

Flush with potential? Activist investor insists Japanese toilet giant is an AI sleeper

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Re: New ad idea?

Japan? I thought Toto had something to do with Africa...

Dutch cops arrest man after sending him confidential files by mistake

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To paraphrase the Thin Blue Line, "it's their cockup, his arse!".

Smartphones cleared for launch as NASA loosens the rulebook

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It's still common (in both senses) round these parts.

Firefox makes AI optional, like it probably should have been all along

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Re: "Disabled"

Maybe it should get PIP to help it.

Mozilla starts offering RPMs of Firefox Nightly

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Re: Packaging...?

So you enjoy ads, then?

Just the Browser claims to tame the bloat without forking

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Anything that claims to improve security by fundamentally breaking security through installing its own certificates to act as a MITM is an absolute fuckup of an idea that needs to be killed.

Wine 11 runs Windows apps in Linux and macOS better than ever

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Re: What?

"I don't send important stuff in an editable format."

Not so useful when you're sending it to an actual editor. Clue's in the name.

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Re: What?

Wow. You really aren't a fan of reality. I'll say it one more time. It's not about me: I can't change what my clients require. Doesn't matter how much anyone screams into the void that "it doesn't have to be like this!". Neither you nor I can change the fact that to stop using Word, I would essentially have to change career entirely. Tell me that's my choice if you like, but the economy is currently not good and I have to eat.

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I get that people want this to work, but "better" compatibility is not 100% compatibility. And sometimes it's hard enough to stop my clients from sending me PDFs to "edit" – I'm not about to try to befuddle their (non-technical) minds further by asking for ODF. To use a weird metaphor, if I were a mechanic, I couldn't just tell people they'd brought me the wrong car and I only work on Hondas* – I'd go out of business pretty quickly. Sadly, people drive Teslas whether we like it or not.

Believe me, I'd dump MS if I could – I've already dumped Adobe Lightroom and Photoshop for Darktable and GIMP, respectively, and boy were those steep learning curves, but totally worth it.

*Yes, yes – I know that's kinda how main dealers work, but you see my point.

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Re: What?

Yeah, this is the point I guess. I'm not blaming anyone for non-100% compatibility (I really don't care who is at "fault", if anyone – LibreOffice is impressive, as is OSS in general, and I support and use it where I can). The need to use Word is just my reality. People often seem to downvote reality on here though, like it will somehow make it go away.

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Came here to ask just that. Running Word smoothly in Wine is what would make using a Linux distro on my day-to-day desktop viable for me. (And don't tell me to run LibreOffice – I like it well enough, but even 99.97% compatibility wouldn't be enough for my use case – sadly it just has to be Word or my clients will have problems sooner rather than later [formatting, comments, tracked changes, etc.].)

Meta retreats from metaverse after virtual reality check

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Well, nobody could have seen this coming. (Apart from everybody.)

Google offers bargain: Sell your soul to Gemini, and it'll give you smarter answers

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Re: Personalised Predictions

"Google on Wednesday began inviting Gemini users to let its chatbot read their Gmail, Photos, Search history, and YouTube data in exchange for possibly more personalized responses."

Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Also, Nope.

Your smart TV is watching you and nobody's stopping it

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Stop the slop by disabling AI features in Chrome

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Re: Hey downvoters

"replace Google with Microsoft"

[s]Great idea![/s]

Your car’s web browser may be on the road to cyber ruin

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Re: pretty pointless

I'll say it again, as you clearly didn't read my post:

"And don't tell me "but it's only a [whatever] website and it doesn't matter". Sometimes you don't know exactly what might be sensitive information until its too late."

This is purely about the real and present danger of eavesdropping in transit, not some vague notion of "website security". And JS is an entirely different problem (hint: use NoScript).

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Re: pretty pointless

"browsers make it hard to use http these days"

Quite right, too. There's no excuse for an unencrypted website these days when Let's Encrypt (et al.) make it free and almost trivial to implement. And don't tell me "but it's only a [whatever] website and it doesn't matter". Sometimes you don't know exactly what might be sensitive information until its too late. Like having Jewish heritage in 1930s Germany.

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Re: Seriously...

Nope.

China turns on a vast experimental network it says is an heir to ARPANET

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GOV.UK to unleash AI chatbot on confused citizens

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Move to 'murca. They seem very intent on an "every man [sic] for himself" approach there at the moment. Which is great, because this joyful private-company-enriching/poverty-increasing/death-promoting approach has fantastic outcomes like them spending twice as much per capita on healthcare as the UK while still having dramatically worse overall outcomes. And having such little bureaucracy associated with, for example, buying firearms, has the fantastic effect of giving the US around 80 times the number of firearms-related homicides per capita as the UK. So sure – cut taxes to a bare minimum and eliminate regulation. That always works out well for society.

Browser 'privacy' extensions have eye on your AI, log all your chats

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Re: Anyone surprised?

Yes – I'm surprised that anyone who apparently cares about privacy or ad blocking is using Chrome or Edge.

Microsoft 365 boosts prices in 2026 … to pay for more AI and security

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"In the last year, we released more than 1,100 features across Microsoft 365, Security, Copilot, and SharePoint."

And I'm completely willing to pay extra for all of the features in that list that I actually want. Guess how many that is.

Micron ditches consumer memory brand Crucial to chase AI riches

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Re: Damn.

Ditto. Was thinking about doubling it recently and found exactly what you did. Should've held on to my old sticks and sold them at massive profit, too...

AI nudification site fined £55K for skipping age checks

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Re: Big picture

"consent through "nudge" policies."

I somehow misread that as "nudage" policies.

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"VPN usage with children was estimated to be about 8% last time I looked"

I'm guessing that would have been before age verification came in.

"Maybe 90% if your sample data consists solely of teenage boys in the 14-18 category"

Well, yes. That would be the target demographic. But if a kid of any age is looking for pr0n, they're going to find it, and sooner rather than later. A simple image search with SafeSearch turned off will get you there in seconds (so to speak).

Microsoft exec finds AI cynicism 'mindblowing'

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Re: Micro- and Soft- Brain ?

What's mindblowing is their lack of contact with reality.