* Posts by SALOME SMITH

9 posts • joined 27 Aug 2019

You've duked it out with OS/2 – but how to deal with these troublesome users? Nukem

SALOME SMITH

DUKE NUKE'EM

DUKE NUKE THEM, perhaps one of the best First Person Shooter ( FPS ) Video Games.

Excellent lines that work well across different cultures. There is often a story that Duke Nuke'em Forever won't get released but I bought a copy from Chris Booth at the Ritz Video Store in Hazlemere Bucks. Many happy hours blasting them all up. Last I saw Chris was workung with GAMES WORKSHOP, rember the ones that brought you Thrud the Barbarian.

NOX, UPLINK AGENT OVERSEER

What's inside a tech freelancer's backpack? That's right, EVERYTHING

SALOME SMITH

UPLINK AGENT that's a lot like a free lancer

Best to also pack a NERF MICRSHOT the up shot one, get it.

I've got one of those small notbooks that run Android OS, in some cultures it looks like a Hamburger packet, hence showing the Hamburg connection.

Might I also advise a Parker Pen to jot stuff down.

Best Regards NOX OVERSEER

The Wristwatch of the Long Now: When your MTBF is two centuries

SALOME SMITH

THE POCKET WATCH OF THE NOW

This reminds me of the CASIO G-SHOCK I just bought. Should still be operational in 200 years, though it might need some smithing on the year entry.

After 1.5 million days of computer time, SETI@home heads home to probe potential signs of alien civilizations

SALOME SMITH
Happy

SETI Search for Extra Terrestial Intelligence

I wonder if SETI has taken into account Zombie Domains.

If a line is :

outland

rygal

abyss 192

void 2297

mercury ( with earth presentation)

other areas could be vision domains.

These domains could be in the same area such as norf for example dyaland.

Norf could be in the Andrmyda quadrant Baron a neighbouring quadrant.

I think this why folding is used to express the various lines, though most would prefer a 2D rectangle map.

BOFH: Here he comes, all wide-eyed with the boundless optimism of youth. He is me, 30 years ago... what to do?

SALOME SMITH
Happy

Re: I can relate to this NERF

Do you NERF yet is another one :)

Crack open the NETTLE cordial with a dash of Honey is sure to be another favorite.

Mars

Nettles

Marmite

SALOME SMITH

nym sys mirror

This reminds me of the time par kah looked into a nym sys mirror and got par kur, it was certainly more than Heart to Heart.

Hamburg ( in Germany ( outland ) ) anyone?

NO-ONE ( NOX )

INCIDENT RESPONSE.

Python the latest language to slither into Microsoft's serverless Azure Functions service

SALOME SMITH

Python Good To See Penetration

Hadn't seen to much python stuff lately, so good to see it is making its way into Azure, useful language to code in.

Python it's a bit like the time machine in Big Bang Theory it has so many uses. For example in the Big Bang Theory I noticed they didn't use the Time Machine to sort out issues of the past such as being locked in a larder in Chechnyia, wasn't that in one of the Big Bang episodes?

Beware the developer with time on his hands and dreams of Disney

SALOME SMITH
Boffin

Software Developers and Managers shoul dream of NERF

Disney have deals with Lucas Arts how about more NERF tie ins.

Nerf gloves for men, women, gurls, gyrls, burds, and byrd.

NERF ball for gurl

NERF jolt for gyrl

NERF rotator ( disruptor ) for burd

Female-free speaker list causes PHP show to collapse when diversity-oriented devs jump ship

SALOME SMITH
Boffin

Did they offer any cash for a female speaker?

Nice photo, bull and a small man. Where was PHP developed first? Probably Chechnyia where all the good stuff comes from.

How about some NERF reps at the PHP conferences.Preprocessor Hypertext Processor, to refer to the preprocessing of hypertext and the template processing._.

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