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The zero-password future can't come soon enough

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"The downside is that you create a very juicy single point of failure..."

The "single point of failure" is giving your personal details (even if fake) to FaceSlap and/or Gaggle who then whore you (in the form of your data) out to anyone and eveyone - in exchange for pieces of silver.

Judas Iscariot would have been proud.

The "golden rule" of "free online products/services" is that if what is offered is free, it is because YOU are the product, to be harvested and sold.

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The fundamental problem is this:

TOO MANY EFFING PASSWORDS.

Loads of sites which need or nag you to create a login. Why??? I only want to buy one bloody thing from you.

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Re: 2FA problem

Ever tried setting up multiple logins on PayPal so staff can be assigned their own logins with their own spending limits?

It is total and utter shite....

Apple seeks patent for 'innovation' resembling the ZX Spectrum, C64 and rPi 400

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Re: ZX81

"And their attempt to claim 'maybe this has been done before, but we've added something new!' "

Of course they have added something new dear boy.... The've added the word APPLE...

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Re: I'll see your Atari ST and raise you a Commodore PET

I've had several.

The (metal) case for the orignal 2001 (4K/8K) model was allegedly made by a Canadian BBQ manufacturer.

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"His Jobbines"

That is probably more accurate than you may think since in certain parts of the world "jobbie" has a specific meaning:

"jobbie (plural jobbies) (In particular Scotland, slang) Faeces; a piece of excrement"

aka A TURD...

LOL

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Re: Acorn electron, Sinclair QL, various pre-built Raspberry Pies...

"buy more patented shiny"

That reminds me of the "in industry name" for embossed security holograms (credit cards etc) - shiny shit. LOL

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They can try..... LOL

I wouldn't bet on their chances...

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"..and Steve's most astonishing invention - the colour black."

I think the Martin Marietta Corp might have a word or two to say about that.

https://patents.google.com/patent/US4111762A/en

And those of a monotheistic religious persuasion might also wish to quarrel with Steve Jobs about it:

Book of Genesis

1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.

1:2 And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters.

Darkness=black ergo prior art.

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Re: Acorn electron, Sinclair QL, various pre-built Raspberry Pies...

If this is a serious application, then I think Apple need new patent lawyers as the ones they currently must be utterly crap.

How to keep a support contract: Make the user think they solved the problem

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Re: Dissect mispronunciation.

"I have over 20 years experience in proofreading and publishing, and there are many instances of the truth being corrupted by illiterate busybodies for various nefarious (or even innocent) reasons"

Like the word "hologram".

The "Tupac Hologram" - NO IT IS NOT!

The election campaign of Narendra Modi by "hologram" - NO IT BLOODY WASN'T!!!!

Just because something appears 3D does NOT, repeat NOT make it a hologram.

And as it happens neither the Narendra Modi "hologram" nor Tupac "hologram" even did that (appear 3D). People standing to the left of each of those see EXACTLY the same view as people in the centre and people off the far right. IF they were holograms they should see different views. BUT THEY DO NOT.

Likewise, projecting an image that appears to hang or "float" in mid-air does NOT make it a hologram.

Of course most know why they try to label such images as "holograms". It makes them sound (and thus sell) far better than if they called them what they actually are - plain old 3D or video versions of ye old "Pepper's Ghost" illusion.

Ukraine seeks volunteers to defend networks as Russian troops menace Kyiv

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Re: Sink 'em

Very true.

But I can have a good guess what US subs are doing right now - and it won't be just cruising around like nothing was going on.

And between the US and Russia - I know who I'd bet on to know where the other side's subs are. Even the ones not sitting in ports rotting.

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Re: No help required!

And Putin has now made his threat of nuclear retaliation overtly.

If Putin for one second thinks there will be anything left alive in what is now called Russia if he makes good on that threat, I think he is seriously mentally ill.

There won't be.

The utterly insance tragedy of this man's delusion is that there is likely to be not much left alive anywhere else on this planet either.

Dobby needs to go.

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Re: No help required!

Putin probably thinks he is demonstrating that he is the "strong iron man of Russia".

Sorry mate - you just look like a Soviet era dinosaur with archaic Soviet era dinosaur thinking.

And as for that thinly veiled threat of nuclear retaliation if anyone "interferes" - What you think MAD has gone way?

Think again matey....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X236AeHt5RY

Substitute "Putin" for "Snow"

I wonder if the Russian people really understand where this dinosaur is taking them.

Canonical puts out last update to Ubuntu 20.04 before 22.04

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Re: Compare cars and computers

Henry? What happened to Oliver? LOL

A guy I used to know way back swore blind by old type Landies and said he "didn't trust any vehicle I couldn't fix with some screw drivers, spanners, a lump hammer and a blow torch".

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Re: Compare cars and computers

You must have an old car....

Your app deleted all my files. And my wallpaper too!

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Re: Concepts are hard to understand

And for everything else use Anusol.

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Re: Concepts are hard to understand

Especially as Mickysoft keep trying to force people to save things where Mickysoft say to - increasingly some Mickysoft online crap line OneDrive

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Re: Concepts are hard to understand

I know users who have yet to grasp the concept that you can create folders and subfolders to store and organise emails in....

European Union takes China to WTO over smartphone patents

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Re: Appears Apple don't give a shit about their phones being ripped off

We have an IP lawyer at work....

I'll get him on the case....

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Re: Appears Apple don't give a shit about their phones being ripped off

"If you put a rounded corner on a phone and Apple has done the same"

Define "Rounded"...

Since making a truly "square" corner is very, very, very hard it comes to "how rounded"?

Real-time software? How about real-time patching?

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Re: Site Acceptance Test

Back in my younger days - some time in the precambrian - those two basitans of Government were know by their "alternate" names:

Job Centre - The Joke Shop. Need I say more....

Local DHSS Office - The "Fun" Factory, as it was always such fun everytime one had to go there about your benefits claim (like it not being paid)

Experiments and hidden features: Microsoft plans Windows Insiders shakeup

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Why bother???

Why are Microsoft even bothering with the "Insiders Programme" since they seem to have adopted the policy of using paying customers to do almost all of their testing anyway - whether customers want to be used as guinea pigs or not?

As a paying customer one could be forgiven for thinking that Microsoft do sod all testing themselves.

Their own QC and change management appear to be garbage verging non-existent.

Update 'designed to improve user experience' takes down the Microsoft 365 Admin Portal

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Oh what a f**k up....

Now here is a question - how the hell did this "update" get through Change Management?

Any answers from your side Microsoft?

You DO do proper change management.... DON'T YOU???

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I'm afraid there is one thing I can say about this....

WHAT A FUCK UP!!!!!

Still down with:

Service Unavailable

HTTP Error 503. The service is unavailable.

Saved by the Bill: What if... Microsoft had killed Windows 95?

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OS/2

Does anybody know who/where the definition of "OS/2" standing for "Oh Shit/2" came from?

LOL

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Re: Windows 95 was more masterful marketing

Has it been officially denied?

If it has, then it must be true... LOL

EC president promises European Chips Act to quadruple homegrown production by 2030

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Re: Hmmmm

The booze I've drunk or the booze she has?

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Hmmmm

Is it me or does the positioning of the mic and the blue background make her look like some Pythonesque cartoon cutout?

Or is Ursula really a cardboard cutout? LOL

Fix five days of server failure with this one weird trick

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Re: The "inspector"

TWO TV channels????

How the bloody hell did you get two you rich bugger?

Microsoft brings Jenny, Aria, and more interface tweaks to new Windows 11 Insider build

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Re: Microsoft is starting to nag you about your PC bneing too old...

Now here is a thought...

To what degree is this "stagnation" of innovation due to the ability to "patent" software and, more than that, ever more ridiculously vagure concepts?

For example patenting "swipe left to right"

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Re: Microsoft is starting to nag you about your PC bneing too old...

I feel a class action being brought against Microsoft - probably in both the US and Europe....

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You missed a word out....

"So apparently I'm to be nagged to replace my 1 year and a few months old box so that Microsoft can shill their SHITE software.."

OpenShell has been working on a classic replacement for Windows 11's Start menu

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"whereas 11 not only maintains its egotistical belief that it knows better than any of its users do"

That reminds me of the my automatic response everytime I see the Windows 10 "Welcome" shite wizard:

"Leave everything to us...."

NOT A F****** CHANCE MATEY!!!!

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Re: Like my wife

Just like supermarkets....

And probably with the same motive.

And while I'm here - which twat at Microsoft thought it a brilliant idea to rollout that predicitive text feature in Outlook and Word TURNED ON!!!!

I fully appreciated some may find it very useful. But they are MY COMPUTERS and MY BLOODY PHONE so stop forcing crap on me. Tell me it is there and let ME decide if I want to use it.

DO NOT turn it on and then leave me having to f**** about wasting time finding out how to turn the stupid thing off..

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You may think him a twat - but he's no where near as big a twat as the one who decided:

"I know! Let's put the Windows 8 Metro shite interface on Server 2012!"

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Re: Dear Microsoft.....

"> Rule#1: If it ain't broke ...

Not relevant to Microsoft products."

Ah... You mean the Microsoft internal memo:

"If it ain't broke - BREAK IT!! If it is already broken, break it some more!"

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Re: "If it ain't broke..."

Sorry - actually no I'm not sorry - but that is a load of dingo's kidneys.

You are confusing "ludites" with those who just don't see the point of change for the sake of it.

Change that produces benefit can be fine, providing the benefits it brings outweigh the downsides - and there are almost always downsides to any change.

Too many of the more recent changes in the Windows GUI, are "New Coke" fiascos.

Nothing wrong with the old one and the bulk of the changes seem to have no real benefit for most - the biggest benefits I can think of being to those who thought up these changes to try to justify their jobs.

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Dear Microsoft.....

Rule #1

If it ain't broke - DON'T BLOODY FIX IT!!!!!

Almost there: James Webb Space Telescope frees its mirrors and prepares for insertion

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Just think of the cost im guineas! Shocking!

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Yes they do.

He sits at the desk next to A. Smidgen......

Microsoft gives Notepad a minimalist makeover to match Windows 11 style

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Re: Waaat ?

"Not a huge fan of Server Core myself"

I am 100% with you there.

Yes I know PowerShell is very powerful and that virtually all of the server managemenet "applets" are just pretty graphical front ends which effectively "spit out" PowerShell commmanrds.

I also appreciate there is significant overhead to have the WIndows GUI on a server.

But my philisophy is this - I am using and have been using for amany years Windows Server as much because it has the WIndows GUI through which you can do pretty much everything without having to learn a whole load of cryptic commands

If I really wanted to have to learn lots of cryptic commands to do virtually anything, I'd be using bloody Linux and not Windows.

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Re: Waaat ?

I'd still like to know which sick **** decided the Metro interface should put on Windows Server 2012 r2.

Find his car on a very hot day and secrete some of smelliest cheese on the planet and let it sit there, baking in the heat.

Payback for the "pleasure" the Metro interface has given on a server.

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Re: Dark?

My standard settings for command prompt and powershell are green text on a black background.

Nostalgic perhaps, but I also find green text far more restful toi look at on a black background than white text. White text on black I tend to find harsh.

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Re: Dark?

"Don't forget the BBC Micro - white text on a black screen when you powered it on.

Even their word processors used the black background"

Not if you had one of those nice crisp green phosphor monochrome monitors it didn't, such as the Philips BM-7502.

I still have mine. And it still works!

If you were a flash git, you had the amber phosphor version, the BM-7522, just to be different.

And several models of RGB monitor, particularly the later Philips ones, had a "green screen" button - not as crisp text though since you still where reading it on a screen with RGB phosphor triads.

Flash? Nu-uh. Windows 11 users complain of slow NVMe SSD performance

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Re: Microsoft, masters of mediocre

I don't know....

They appear to have managed to scale up the philosophy of the "Focused Inbox" (YUK!!!) roll-out debacle and made it the basis for an entire OS - nobody asked for it, nobody wanted it, yet you are having it anyway.

'AV SUM!!

UK's Surveillance Camera Commissioner grills Hikvision on China human rights abuses

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Re: I've never worked out why being spied on by a foreign Government is scarier...

Ok - try to do almost anything which does not contain ANYTHING made in China.

You'll find it very hard, especially technology.

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What an utter crock.....

Ok, if the route the UK commission wishes to take is "ban HikVision because of the application one of its major customers (the Chinese Government) uses their products for".

Then the next logical step is ban everything made in the UK because we sell weapons and weapons systems to anyone with the money and the rigtht old boys club connections.

How many such products used for "nefariouos activities" by foreign governments contain ARM technology? BAN ARM!

Utterly childish attitude and pure political posturing to be seen to be doing something when the reality is UK commission can do SFA.

It's the old "what does the killing? - the hammer or the killer weilding it instead of using it to build something?"

There's something to be said for delayed gratification when Windows 11 is this full of bugs

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Re: Oh, about a year should do it

The magic words to deploy in business environments when asked about "when can we get W11"? are...

ROI - Return On Investment.

What planet are Microsoft on if they think a small business with 70+ machines, all of which are perfectly good capable machines running W10, are going to chuck them all and buy new ones just to run W11.

Personally, without a bloody good reason not too, I'm going to do what I did with W7. Wait until EOL approaches and we've had maximum value out of the cash we've spent on machines.

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Re: Well...

But here is the real question...

What does W11 do for you that W10 does not?

When considering things such as "starts much faster", how much of that is W11 and how much is really the hardware upgrades just to meet W11's minimum system requirements?