Re: I hear you loud and clear
"none of them are on Linux"
Not a Tim Cook fan, but there is MacOS and it can be made into a pretty solid office work environment. With `brew.sh` it does most of the things you can do on Linux. For my own home machines I do use Linux, and I do dislike swapping to different keybindings when I switch to the work-supplied Mac, but at least it's not Windows ! I can do most things that I need on it, and it is not actively trying to hack my files - that counts for something.