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DEF CON bans Meta-style 'pervert glasses'

Azamino

They have their uses

I had cameras on my bike when I commuted daily to the City and back and they came in handy more often than you would have thought and not just in relation to road users. People act differently when they think that their words are being recorded, they are fair less tempted to cut corners, exaggerate or fob you off.

There are times and places where such monitoring is unsuitable but don't write off the tech because of a couple of edge cases.

Signals are grim for Jodrell Bank Observatory after UK science funding decision

Azamino
Facepalm

Foot meet Gun

I appreciate that money doesn't grow on trees but c'mon!

eMerlin was sponsored primarily by UKRI and if you run their details through Claude you will find plenty of investments in frankly dubious research projects. All large funds will have some seemingly frivolous beneficiaries of their largesse but actionable science should be prioritised over hobby horses.

Brit supermarket giant triples down on facial recog to nab shoplifters

Azamino

Re: Simple solution

Your definition of 'petty' is different to mine. Shoplifting can have serious consequences, for example Lidl closing their Camden store because persistent theft made it uneconomic. Most staff should have been transferred to nearby stores but some will have lost perfectly good jobs, while others now have more time-consuming / expensive journeys to work. If putting thieves in prison stops regular working people from losing their jobs then I am all for it.

Azamino

Re: The first but not the last

When I worked for Sainsbury's theft was recorded under the 'Shrinkage' category. We had our regular thieves who were a fair spread of the mentally ill, alcoholics and downright criminal (on pay day I would see them selling their hauls outside the local pub). The difference today is the brazenness and the attitude, no attempt to hide the theft just fill a rucksack with bottles of wine and walk out! As an ex-employee I worry about safety too, I received the odd threat while collecting trolleys but nothing like today. People have been approached at bus stops and told to turn a blind-eye or face consequences, as happened in Ilford, Essex.

You don't need to be a wannabe MAGA fan to know that shop theft is out of hand or want it addressed.

Use of HMRC's taxing IR35 status tool drops 71% in two years

Azamino

Shrugs

Who cares anymore? I gave up and went perm’. I pay everything above the tax free allowance into my DC pension and live off the remainder, making ISAs withdrawals as required. I preferred the flexibility and the variety of contracting but I have to live in the present.

The above is not a perfect solution, my pension contributions are capped at £60K and in a few years time the government will start taking NI payments after the first £2K paid in. I suspect that there are a lot of people living off their savings while maximising their pensions. Fine for the older folk but how are youngsters expected to get ahead?

Met Police boss threatens to cut 700 frontline jobs after Palantir deal blocked

Azamino

Clever fellahs

The constables in Kentish Town have avoided all accusations of two-tier policing by the simple expedient of not doing any policing! Seriously, I am signed up to Cuppa with a Copper and just about every story involving an arrest (as opposed to those condemning victims for having nice things in the first place) starts with a description of an officer nipping out for food and happening across a security guard wrestling with a shoplifter.

Kyndryl showers execs with shares while staff ponder redundancy packages

Azamino

Re: Rats. Sinking ship. Golden Lifeboat.

Also, take the cash now while it is still on offer. Next step could be going out of business just before payday. Ex-2E2 staffer, I know of what I speak!

Brit maritime agency heralds fresh global rules for crewless cargo ships

Azamino

This might be unpopular but...

... working at sea on a modern cargo vessel is no fun, automating it away is a good thing. It may have been a romantic dream once but now it's hitting the trifecta of boring, dangerous and poorly paid. Post-containerisation, you don't even get to head up country while the cargo is landed / loaded.

Council in UK's City of York outs hundreds of disabled residents with a single email blunder

Azamino

Re: One affected resident told local media

That is a very good point. I know that in much of the country provision has not matched the increase in the number of blue badges issues. There are already over three million in total and that number will only grow until the mental health crisis in this country is properly addressed.

Azamino
Facepalm

My privacy...

Crap by the council and a warning to anyone interested in flaws in their operating procedures and patterns of behaviour. If they cock-up something this straightforward what else are they doing?

I am mystified as to how one poor person thought that "most people in her life were unaware she held a Blue Badge" though. The first clue is the disability, the second the bright blue badge with your photograph and hologram sitting on your vehicle's dashboard. Are the people not very observant or do they all park like idiots and assume that everyone does the same?

California passes bill declaring death-by-algorithm to 3D-printed ghost guns

Azamino
Trollface

Re: ridiculous

Your definition of trivial could use some work. Just how fine a tolerance are you willing to risk?

Because sure, "With basic tools and enough time, brass strips can be shaped into cartilages.." but just what do you count as basic? The latter part is possible though, a marriage of poorly made ammunition and a shoddy 3D printed gun could well result in brass entering bits of your cartilage (via other body parts).

AI sackings reach New Zealand, which will use it to eject 14 percent of government staff

Azamino

Re: More ministries than you think

The UK had fewer than 400K civil servants in 2016 and it has now climbed to more than 500K (full-time equivalent roles = 520K but the actual number is a bit higher thanks to job-share etc). I do not have the expertise to judge if we are getting value for money or not, but it is very expensive and in departments such as the MoD we have to question how it needs over 55K civil servants to support 180K members of the military (including reservists).

UK reloads artillery plans with £1B remote-control howitzer order

Azamino

Re: Nice

Seems a bit extreme for a few dinghies …

Scotland Yard can keep using live facial recognition on people in London, say judges

Azamino

The Summer of 2024 proves that anyone can be arrested and convicted when the police and the judiciary put their minds to it.

Azamino

Re: Change of atire will help

Most Reform fans get out of breath turning the telly on!

The folk firebombing Jewish premises on the other hand seem far more active. Maybe some kind of surveillance system would help catch and convict them? It could even be used to investigate racist thuggery too.

UK police force presses pause on live facial recognition after study finds racial bias

Azamino

Re: This isn't the real problem

The victims of Operation Midland will dispute your statement that White and suited individuals are invisible to the police!

For non-Brit’s Operation Midland was an investigation into a former Prime Minister and a number of MP’s, judges, high-level businessmen etc based on the fantastical claims of Carl Beech. It put the accused and their families through the wringer for more than a decade and the taint lingers long after Carl Beech was released from prison. Think how much suffering could have been avoided if just one tenth of the effort put into Operation Midland had been directed at the northern grooming gangs.

Workers: Yes, RTO makes sense. No, we’re not going to do it

Azamino

Re: "gives people the freedom¹ to live² happier³, more fulfilling lives²."

@botfap In the UK it is not obviously possible to identify an organisation using a tax code. The most you can say is that they have another source of taxable income. So how did your colleague’s other employer identify your firm, or vice versa?

Microserfs ordered back to the office, given 10 days to appeal

Azamino

Re: Creeps

I think that you are missing an option. Look for something better but in the meantime cut out the unnecessary expenditure, save your money to a global tracker until you have enough savings not to be dependent on one employer.

You do not need to wholly financially independent, just a year or two of expenses saved up will give you options.

Azamino

Re: Creeps

"The fake banter from workers who’d be fired if they said what they actually think." Tech pays well, so there is no excuse not to be shovelling money away until you are not wholly dependent on the firm's dime. It would be more accurate to say that workers prefer their toys to the option of saying what they really think.

Online property ad reveals looted Nazi war art, triggers police raid

Azamino

Re: So what have we learned today, children?

Without wishing to sound paranoid you have to be very careful after in-person viewings too, check for bolts drawn back on doors, windows pushed closed but with the handle left in the open position etc. All of which could be innocent oversights or the act of a thief hoping to make a nocturnal return.

KPMG wrote 100-page prompt to build agentic TaxBot

Azamino
Linux

Can you hear the pigeons coming home to roost?

Knocking out the work in a day rather than two weeks is great but in a business where billable hours are king clients are going to want to see significant savings. Consultancies will try to swing the billing justification away from total hours worked to value generated but will their customers be convinced?

The amount that you can charge for advice is related to the effort needed to create it. If partners think that they can reduce their costs with AI and still bill top dollar there will be a rude awakening just around the corner.

DARPA’s Cylon raider autonomous fighter jet advances to next phase

Azamino
Stop

Re: Abstraction

Don’t feed the Putin-troll.

No more 'Sanity Checks.' Inclusive language guide bans problematic tech terms

Azamino

Re: Quite possibly

Isn't the article just clickbait to engage some eyes and clicks during silly season?

Your CV is not fit for the 21st century – time to get it up to scratch

Azamino

Re: Ultimately it's all BS - might as well polish a turd

That is touching a nerve Plest! The cut off is April 1973 and I am just the wrong side of the change. I do have the option of drawing down from my ISAs but I was very unimpressed by the change.

Wanted: IT manager for UK government agency – £60k

Azamino
Coat

Levity!

Who says that El Reg doesn't do levity any more?

If this is true " like all modern government departments, .... its dedicated staff can carry out their duties ..." then we only have old gov't departments.

TBF I did briefly work for the public sector myself, I applied for a permie job which I didn't get but ended up going back to that role as temp'. The poor sod they hired had received far too little training and disappeared on some variety of leave of absence. The hours were fantastic, I left on time every day etc and, hard to believe as it was 1994 not 1894, we had a tea lady with a trolley!

America's National Science Foundation tells DEI, misinfo studies: You're fired

Azamino

Re: Institute for Pure American Physics

I get the gist but please, zero was discovered / invented on the Indian subcontinent, popularised by Brahmagupta and then found its way through China to the caliphates and then Europe. Science tends to be a collaborative effort.

BOFH: There's a fatal error in the blinkenlights

Azamino
Pint

Re: "English language keyboard license"

Well I'm guessing that your kb would come with a Kernow licence, Korev.

Decent lager, I can buy it in my local Asda in E10, but it doesn't seem the same when you have not spent a day by the sea.

How do you explain what magnetic fields do to monitors to people wearing bowling shoes?

Azamino

"How do you explain magnetic fields around a helical filament to people who dispense bowling shoes for a living? " Yeah, that's the condescending, smart Alec, tosspottery that I remember from working in the early 90s. Tech guy turning up to fix a problem without stopping to explain the cause so that when the error was repeated they could score another easy ticket.

BTW - They may not be up to speed on physics, but the guys slinging bowling shoes still have a job. Can the same be said for the armies of service tech's that used to exist?

Datacenters near Heathrow seemingly stay up as substation fire closes airport

Azamino

Re: How?

@ the anonymous former contractor. Yes, the company pays tax on profits as it is the legal entity etc but as a one man band who owned, operated and delivered the services sold by said company…. it’s not a stretch to say “I would be paying “.

We lost the battle on IR35 but I have given up on raging about it. I went PAYE, slashed my hours back and took to being a permie like a duck to water.

Azamino
Trollface

Re: How?

You have got to be trolling us with a Gary "Best Trader at Citi" Stevenson video!

Rebuilding infrastructure is expensive and if the Gov't borrows too much money to fund it then the bond markets will hit them with higher interest rates which could lead to crippling inflation.

As far as taxing the rich goes, well in 2024 the top 1% of income tax payers accounted for 29% of the income tax raised. Investment income is treated differently but if not in an ISA or SIPP wrapper you are going to pay hefty taxes too. If I was still contracting I would be paying 25% corporation tax and then another 8.75% (basic rate), 33.75% (higher rate), and 39.35% (additional rate) on any dividends.

Address the core UK problem of low productivity, stop choosing cheap labour over investment in automation and the economic outlook might change.

It looks like IBM is cutting jobs again, with Classic Cloud hit hard

Azamino

Spotted a mistake there...

Not sure how it happened but "trimming teams on older products," should read "trimming teams on older staffers,".

How NOT to f-up your security incident response

Azamino

Re: "having a current incident response plan that is [...] regularly rehearsed

I contracted for one of the larger European banks in the noughties and once a year we would schlepp over to their Business Continuity site on a weekend to practise failing over from the 'live' site in the City. We would make live a handful of BBG terminals, connect to DataStream and have a bunch of juniors login to PC's and run thru' a tick list of tasks. The senior management didn't really engage and their running joke was that it was an elaborate scheme on our part to generate some easy overtime (and to be fair it was pretty tasty day rate).

Want to play billionaire for a day? This app lets you rent your own armed goon squad

Azamino

Re: Uber with guns

Nah, you're thinking of the MoD Plod.

Robot dogs learn bomb disposal tricks in trials

Azamino

Re: Be careful what you say!

Very good shout, his Cabin Pressure series is back on BBC Sounds. I remember listening to the series as Benedict Cumberbatch's career rose in parallel with his character Captain Crieff's, it was a marvel, and rather touching, when his character headed off to greener fictitious pastures while the actor became a Hollywood star.

WFH with privacy? 85% of Brit bosses snoop on staff

Azamino
Windows

Jiggler

Putting my optical mouse on top of an analogue clock laid flat on the desk was always sufficient to keep my PC awake back in the day, the moving seconds hand providing all the movement necessary.

Smile! UK cops spend tens of millions on live facial recognition tech

Azamino

The land will still be there, no one is going to buy up Ambridge and ship it overseas! If land is sold it will give those tenant farmers a chance to buy it and own their futures for a change, rather than living hand-to-mouth, sweating the land with chemicals to maximise yield at the expense of its long-term health.

Azamino

Nonsense on stilts

If your return on investment (ROI) is less than 1% you don't have a business, you have a hobby. Maybe a great hobby, a really useful one that helps other people, but its still a hobby.

Despite the poor returns farmland is incredibly valuable and you do not need to be Adam Smith to work out why!

NASA's Jet Propulsion Laboratory to eject hundreds more workers

Azamino

Re: RIF ye not...

In every organisation you will have a mix of 'drivers' and 'passengers' and people will move between the two archetypes. Fingers-crossed that the fickle hand of fate will land on the third category, the 'stowaways', who only exist to add friction to every process.

Not that getting the push early is necessarily a bad thing, back in the Dot Com days those let go early tended to get the enhanced payouts while the poor slobs who poured heart and soul into a sinking start-up got statutory payouts.

Wanted. Top infosec pros willing to defend Britain on shabby salaries

Azamino

Wanted. Top infosec pros willing to defend Britain on shabby salaries

You forgot Option C, spend a 15 years contracting and then quit with a BTL portfolio paying the bills.... or has IR35 killed that off?

BOFH: Boss's quest for AI-generated program ends where it should've begun

Azamino
Windows

Oh the sentiment!

"That's why I'm so pleased to be much nearer the end of my career than the beginning."

That sums up what I so, so, so often want to say to the bright young things trooping thru' our doors with their emerging tech. It'll be great, but I should much rather not be a part of it.

Red team hacker on how she 'breaks into buildings and pretends to be the bad guy'

Azamino

Re: "We had found the credentials for their corporate Wi-Fi network in the trash [...]" Seriously?

My shop offers a 'coffee shop' wifi network for staff to use with personal phones and client equipment. It is blocked from the corporate network and has the usual restrictions on gambling sites etc and 12ft.io but otherwise pretty open. Reception hands out passes that last 24 hours to visitors, sounds like it was something similar that the author found in the bins.

I would be happy not to read stuff like "hijack the amygdala", distracting bored office workers really isn't that difficult.

UK government's bank data sharing plan slammed as 'financial snoopers' charter'

Azamino

Re: What is all this self-assessment?

I decided to call it a day and wound up my limited company just before IR35 was expected to kick in (COVID knocked it back, but I was living several time zones away by then). Every year since I have received an automated email asking if I need to fill in a self-assessment, I give the same answer and no one ever responds... until the next email a year later.

ServiceNow root certificate blunder leaves users high and dry

Azamino

Re: ServiceNowt.

If there is any kind of penalty for missing an SLA then folk are going to game the system. When, or if, the ticket winds it's way back to them the clock gets reset, giving them have a second chance to fix it within the agreed service level. Obviously bouncing tickets around like this is deeply inefficient but that is what ITIL has left us with.

Customer bricked a phone – and threatened to brick techie's face with it

Azamino
Windows

Working at Sainsbury’s in the late 1980s we had a lady pop in every Saturday afternoon (when the store was at its busiest) to demand a refund or exchange on a bottle of corked wine. Obviously the bottle was empty because she ‘had poured it out for all her friends’.

The first few times we gave her a bottle to get her out of our hair but then grew wise to it. It always struck me as petty and not a great use of their time.

Windows NT on a whole new platform: PowerMac

Azamino

Ah, Windows NT

Despite spending a wasted fortune on Novell CNA training and exams etc that there NT4 paid my mortgage. Not very happy days at the time but in hindsight it all turned out rather nicely.

Speed limiters arrive for all new cars in the European Union

Azamino

What did the mechanic say when you took it to be fixed? I mean, you have tried to get it fixed haven't you?

Azamino

Well overdue

If I hire an electric scooter in Bath the speed is capped depending on where I am, the same tech' should be applied to more dangerous vehicles.

Driving can be fun and if you especially enjoy speed book a track day and see how you compare to the track record for your age, vehicle class etc.

We've banned Chinese telco kit and drones. Next: Mountain bikes?

Azamino

Re: Its our loss

Be very wary of exaggerating the impact of the cost of labour in manufacturing. Automation has led to ever fewer tasks that require a persons input on the production line. Ford's plant in Dagenham for example directly employs fewer that 3,000 people yet generates over £2.5 Billion in exports (Ford's own figures). With the exception of the rag trade* numbers employed will only go down.

* 15 years ago there was a very promising German idea of using glue that replicated stitching, but it didn't come to fruition.

Asda IT staff shuffled off to TCS amid messy tech divorce from Walmart

Azamino

Re: Query

I was TUPE'd twice in the very early 2000's and while core benefits were respected our conditions diverged sharply from those who remained directly employed, ie no pay rises until our salaries matched those of our new colleagues. I did not hang about at the first firm but the new job went the same way with the same bloody outsourcer!

Azamino

Query

How confident is the author that the Asda staff are being offered a choice of TUPE or redundancy? TUPE always used to mean that the job is not disappearing, just a switch of employer so there is no requirement to offer redundancy.

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