* Posts by David

3 posts • joined 5 Sep 2007

Minister: Waste wood is 'huge potential resource'

David
Pirate

What a waste of apples!

'Turning the 4.4 million apples thrown away daily into ethanol biofuel'

What a waste, what's wrong with turning all those lovely apples into Cider through the miracle of fermentation??

Ban booze in supermarkets, says health adviser

David
Boffin

Back to home brew then

So the price of booze rockets, it's harder to come by. Do they plan to ban the sale of yeast and sugar yet too? If not then it's back to brewing a few litres of supermarket apple juice with some sugar and yeast for my cider fix and dusting off my fermenting bins!

Bless 'em though for coming up with such unworkable impractical soundbites!

Top judge: put everyone in UK on the DNA database

David

Mr Blair & Co.

Still no word from Downing St if the former PM Mr Blair or any of his aides that were arrested with regards the cash for honours affair had their DNA & Fingerprints taken for the database...

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