Posts by HmYiss

2019 set to be the worst year yet for smartphone market as lack of worthy upgrades dents demand

I bought a nice shiny Huawei this year.

Just so I could smirk at Apple and Samsung users.

Its a lot of fun.

Strange Huawei didn't get a mention. Contradicts the narrative?

Oh good. This'll go well. Amazon's Alexa will offer NHS advice

"No patient data is being shared with Amazon as part of this agreement."

Clearly false.

Can you trust Huawei... or any other networks supplier for that matter?

Pick your fave fascist regime.

Murica or China.. Simple as that. All else is illusion.

Yorkshire bloke's Jolly Roger flag given the heave-ho after council receives one complaint

You are free..

..to do as we tell you.

YouTube mystery ban on hacking videos has content creators puzzled

Never go full Hitler.

Oop. Too late.

Openreach needs to snap that BT umbilical cord, warns Ofcom

but but but..

but then how are BT supposed to corrupt the entire telecoms landscape?

Philips kills dependence on its Hue hub, pointing to a Bluetooth world

Re: Anyone?

That's gotta be the most hilariously warped attempt at justification I've ever heard. Well done.

I prefer good old tungsten.. Comes with IOL instead of IoT.

Anyone?

50 dollar lightbulb.

Lol.

Bonkers British MPs rant: 5G signals cause cancer

Well this one really brings out the neo-nazis..

It's official! The Register is fake news… according to .uk overlord Nominet. Just a few problems with that claim, though

Shades of Hamlet.

The lady doth protest too much, methinks.

Alexa Conversations: Amazon's AI assistant is about to get a whole lot more like Clippy

Deep in the heart of Vegas...

..the greatest minds in AI tech gather to breathe life into Alexa and get her to pose the ultimate question:

Do you want fries with that?