Posts by John Wills

Boy George jailed for 15 months over bizarre false imprisonment

That's not Boy George...

I'm pretty sure it's Darth Vader without the mask.

The victim was probably a Bothan spy, and the "photos" were plans for a space station.

Damn those Rebel Scum...

Retro piracy - Should the Royal Navy kick arse?

Re: "less use than a member of the RAF"

I thought it was less crab bashing more the fact that the RAF tend to do things from high altitude, thus less opportunity for fisticuffs.

Unless they have very, very long arms.

BOFH: Carbon neutrality

Best one yet...

... and I've read them all

Asus to launch desktop Eee PC next year

eeePC Laptop...

Got one of these, and it's nice. Keyboard's not the greatest, and I suspect that the rumoured 10.2" screen version would be better still in the usability stakes, but for 180 odd quid, it's a superb device for a small bag or largish coat pocket.

Already had it up and running with XP and a external keyboard/mouse/screen, and it's a great alternative to a slimclient plus a PDA. Startup time is not bad either. Recommended.

I take it a RegHardware review is in the offing,especially as it'd give the team a chance to run *that* photo again

Toddler flexibility at risk as rock stars and goats die young

The Teeth of Ryder

Those two pictures could be used to explain the difference between "horror" and "terror" to film students.

The before pic is horrific, but the after is truly terrifying.

He looks like he's about to bite your face off.

Nepal fixes Boeing 757 with goat sacrifice

Presumably BAA...

...would use a sheep?

[Coat on, boarding pass in hand]