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Who's got the WD-40? Owners of Motorola's rebooted Razr whinge about creaky hinge

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Re: People just want to complain

So if you pay several hundred dollars / pounds for a faulty product, you just put up with it?

Now "we" have social media, the company's can't hide defective products.

What a terrible result from this year's Super Bowl. Can you believe it? Awful. Yes, we're talking about the tech ads

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Re: Microsoft

Anyone else think Bob is actually Donald Trump?

Stuck in the past, incoherent rants and an attitude I'm right and everyone else is wrong, even when the facts are presented to him.

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Re: 5g will connect emergency workers to hospitals?

@redpawn..

I can't work out if you are being serious. You have some reasonable points, but then stick in "5g is much stronger"...which threw me.

Where do you draw the line? Escobar Inc doubles down on cut-price gold phone buying demographic with second pholdable

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Coat

I'm thinking of releasing one....

...under Jaguar cars earlier name.

SS Phones should be ok? Even have designed the winged logos and everything.

I was going for deity branded phone, but apparently ISIS us already trademarked.

AI snatches jobs from DJs and warehouse workers, plus OpenAI and PyTorch sittin' in a tree, AI, AI, AI for you and me

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iHeartRadio

This is a really low bar.

Robot...play the same bland, middle of the road, inoffensive music and talk about uncontroversial subjects all day, every day.

iHeartRadio...the worst thing to happen to radio err....ever?

WannaCry ransomware attack on NHS could have triggered NATO reaction, says German cybergeneral

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So....

Does this mean we're going to bomb Isreal and the US then?

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Mushroom

Is this the same NHS...

...that is proping up the huge military budget, because they can't be arsed to look after ex service personnel...or is that the homeless charities.....I forget.

Maybe some of that crazy NATO budget should be spent on personal AFTER they have been dumped into the wider world, rather than blowing up perpetrators of a random unplanned attack..

Is everything OK over there, Britain? Have you tried turning the UK off and on again? ISPs, financial orgs fall over in Freaky Friday of outages

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Until a major route from a separate carrier knackers, and you find all those independent routes are not as independent as you think.

I've had problems in different countries knock us offline.

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I know it's a crazy idea...

...but could some of these be linked?

SF tech biz forks out $146m in fines, settlements after painkiller makers bribed it to design medical software that pushed opioids to patients

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Athletes foot treatment...

Twice here it's been mentioned

For me one thing fixed it very quickly

Tea tree oil...99p a bottle from that place that CAREs for your BODY. Apply morning and night, mine cleared up in no time.

Good for other skin aliments as well..

BT: UK.gov ruling on Huawei will cost us half a billion pounds over next 5 years

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Huawei is a SECURITY RISK...

however all that unsecured, unpatched, badly cobbled together IoT shit it's going to allow us* to run is absolutely fine.

*I exclude myself in that remark..

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Re: What is this mythical kit anyway

You mean is the largest telecoms manufacturer in the world any good at telecoms?

Hmmm let me think about that for a minute.

It's calculated Apple leak time: Cheaper iPhone, laptops with proper keyboards, and, oh, a Tile competitor

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Not to pour a dampener...

...but the SE replacement has been one of those rumours that is as enduring as Apple releasing a TV.

See it when it happens.

Canadian insurer paid for ransomware decryptor. Now it's hunting the scum down

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The British Virgin Islands. You know that place that in no way is a place know for tax dodging shell companies.

An Apple a day might not keep the doctor away: iGiant's China stores face closures, deep cleans, staff temperature checks amid virus outbreak

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I thought it was; when America shoots everyone takes cover...

US govt 'told Germany that Chinese spies bug' Huawei 5G kit. It also told the world Iraq had WMDs ready to deploy...

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So where is the warning from the US

"that Cisco has been proven to work with the USA's security agencies."

Remember when Europe’s entire Galileo satellite system fell over last summer? No you don’t. The official stats reveal it never happened

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it's not even live...

Put in computing terms this is still in Alpha testing, so that level of uptime is fine.

Petition asking Microsoft to open-source Windows 7 sails past 7,777-signature goal

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This is about as deluded..

...as Vegans demanding that everyone stop eating meat, so that the animals can be set free to survive on their own.

The duke of URL: Zoom meetups' info leaked out through eavesdrop hole

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I do wonder if....

Sometimes these DDOS attacks are actually researchers battering the site trying to find problems.

Ding-dong. Who's there? Any marketing outfit willing to pay: Not content with giving cops access to doorbell cams, Ring also touts personal info

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GDPR?

How is this even remotely compliant?

I/O, I/O, new Android soon on show: What's coming up at Google's dev conference

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Re: Privacy Optional

"Turn location off? I only ever have it on when I need it."

Are you sure on that?

https://apnews.com/828aefab64d4411bac257a07c1af0ecb/AP-Exclusive:-Google-tracks-your-movements,-like-it-or-not

'No BS' web host Gandi emits outage postmortem, has 'only theories' on what went wrong

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Joke

Well it's obvious what went wrong...

They were still using block chain technology to run the back ups, when we all know it should be AI now.

AI 'more profound than fire', Alphabet CEO Sundar Pichai tells rich folks' talking shop

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Re: Internet 2.0

" e-commerce globalisation destroying small businesses and the high street, "

I HATE, this blame the internet for killing the high street bollocks. The high street was killed off a long time ago, by shopping "malls", retail parks and large identikit chain stores. The high streets became bland and indistinguishable from one town to another. What we are now seeing those same town centre killers, being culled by another.

My two nearest towns are thriving. They never had the big retail parks, very few chain stores and are quite a distance from the nearest shopping centre. They are packed full of independent shops, restaurants and pubs.

So save me the sob stories. The more of the "High St" chains it kills of the better, allowing once again the little indie shops to step in.

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Re: @ITMA

"GAS - 38.8%

Coal - 4%

Oil - 0%"

And on a dark windless night?

Low code? Low usage, more like: Add G Suite's App Maker to the Google graveyard, it's switching off next year

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For an advertising company...

..they have a good history of killing of platforms almost no-one has ever heard off.

Call of Duty: Modern Warfare fragged our business VOIP: US ISP blames outage on smash-hit video game rush

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Re: DGOS

Win10 only does that on your local network (last time I checked)

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So

..not reserving bandwidth for your VOIP?

Sounds like another network provider pretending they understand telecoms.

Mysterious face-recog AI startup Clearview sued, capabilities questioned after scraping billions of web pics

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The Geller bot has returned

Still "talking" nonsense though

Upvoted it, just to up the false positives.

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IoTs?

If we had ignored them at the beginning, we wouldn't be dealing with all the crap we have now.

FCC lines up $16 billion for broadband across entire US. Well, except New York because, screw them, right?

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USA

Feel free to vote for your favourite form of corruption at the next elections

Cisco Webex bug allowed anyone to join a password-protected meeting

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Re: 'an "unauthenticated" attendee'

" Get it wrong often enough and it becomes accepted as right"

Considering this covers pretty much of the English language, your point is invalid.

If you don't believe this to be true, go and read something written from the medieval time period. Good luck.

In deepest darkest Surrey, an on-prem SAP system running 17-year-old software is about to die....

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Re: Pedant mode

"as there is a large elderly population.'

Are we on about the servers again?

Chrome suddenly using Bing after installing Office 365 Pro Plus... Yeah, that might have been us, mumbles Microsoft

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Re: This should be entertaining

Maybe it's a delayed response to "Swap to Chrome" every time you visited any Google response.

Still a dumb idea.

Alan Turing’s OBE medal, PhD cert, other missing items found in super-fan’s Colorado home by agents, says US govt

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Re: The Way We Live Now

"Why DHS though? Surely this is a criminal matter at best (although they apparently proceeded with a civil complaint to recover the stolen property) so within the bailiwick of Department of Justice?"

Look into the Double Eagle coins (might be a documentary on Nextflix). That "theft"* involves the Secret Service, Interpol and loads of other agencies.

*Theft is not clear in all the case of the missing coins...it's a great story

Microsoft boffin inadvertently highlights .NET image woes by running C# on Windows 3.11

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Re: In its current form .NET is for 40-year-old white men. That's the visual.

Wow Bob.

You know you have posted that comment already. Posting it over and over still doesn't make it right.

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Mushroom

Pool poor widdle Bobby wobby is threatened by the facts yet again

I know you're to dumb to see facts, but I'll give it a go.

There are also campaigns to get more MEN into nursery work, become primary school teachers and nurses

The are also campaigns to get more BLACK people to become blood and organ donors.

But you have such a huge fucking chip on your shoulder about the poor hard done by rootin tootin redneck community you completely ignore facts that are right there if you get off your paranoid Lilly white ass and look for them

How a Kaggle Grandmaster cheated in $25,000 AI contest with hidden code – and was fired from dream SV job

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Re: One of life's losers...

"I've been in environments where 'winning' was fetishised to the point that cheating, lying, and sabotaging others was practically encouraged."

This is a well proven human trait (I'm sure there is likely some name for it). If you reward the individual e.g. with bonuses, then many will go that way. If you reward the whole group involved, then they work together.

This is way many sales people are utter wankers. Companies reward the individual, whereas if you have say a profit share scheme, you get fewer arrogant self righteous pricks.

Windows 7 back in black as holdouts report wallpaper-stripping shenanigans

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How much more black could it be?

Vantablack?

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"I would be really interested to know what was so offensive to those people who down-voted my original message."

Simple, because you didn't say Linux.

In here that is the answer to everything. If your software doesn't work on Linux, it's you're fault and you should use some sub par software instead.

South American nations open fire on ICANN for 'illegal and unjust' sale of .amazon to zillionaire Jeff Bezos

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Who's going to bet..m

that .Amazon ends up on those countries blacklists and the ISPs drop the told into a black hole.

Looks like the party's over, folks: Global PC sales set to shrink as Windows 10 upgrade cycle tails off, says Gartner

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Re: "there will not be a Windows 11"

And why is that pc obsolete that's 5 years old? Mine is and it runs win 10 just fine.

It was a bit sluggish, so swapped out the HDD for a ssd and it's got it a few more years in it no problem.

Looking for a great value broadband deal? War-torn Syria will do you proud

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Apple and Pears

These surveys don't often show the full picture.

Take Romania. Yes they have very fast and cheap broadband, because of a few reasons.

1) Much if the infrastructure is brand new. You don't have deal with legacy ducts, pre-existing copper and other infrastructure, getting in the way.

2) Outside the major towns and cities, broadband is pretty non-existent.

We could have it quickly over here, but soon as you tell people you going to rip up a road for a week or two, install a huge box and maybe disrupt businesses for a few days, everyone is up in arms.

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Re: Which reminds me...

Yes but you get a pointless speed increase "free" about the same time.

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Re: Price per Mbps

I also get more than advertised nearly all the time and I'm on ADSL2. 16mbs is fine for me

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FAIL

Re: The "problem" of FTTP is that it makes the old copper network valueless all at once

How do you think that will make it cheaper?

Say they rip up 200m of cable.

You then have to replace every street box inline before and after with a new POWERED street box, then if you want fttp, every single connection from that.

All while business and homes have no phones or internet connectivity.

So you go from a few hours repair, to several weeks.

US court rules: Just because you can extract teeth while riding a hoverboard doesn't mean you should

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Sedation for tooth extraction?

That would most likely get you get stuck off in the UK as well as you need an anesthet... anethner.. the person that knocks you out.

Usually these days (I've had to have it done) it is performed in a hospital.

Leave your admin interface's TLS cert and private key in your router firmware in 2020? Just Netgear things

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Am I missing something.

My (Plusnet) router uses http and has never warned about an insecure connection (Firefox and just tried Chrome)

Is it because I connect to 192..... rather than a name?

Let’s check in on the .org sale fiasco: Senators say No, internet grandees say Yes – and ICANN pretends there's absolutely nothing to see here

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What I will find hilarious...

...is if it's allowed to go through, after all capitalism is king, it then turns out the private equity company is Huawei.

LastPass stores passwords so securely, not even its users can access them

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" put your notes in the fridge. In the salad tray."

Or on the vacuum cleaner, laundry basket or even their bedroom floor, under the pile of clothes.

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Re: "Maybe the current outage is a sign"

Last time I flew, commercial planes have more than one engine, as does any helicopter that has to fly over a town or city.