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OK brainiacs, we've got an IT cold case for you: Fatal disk errors on an Amiga 4000 with 600MB external SCSI unless the clock app is... just so

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Oh how I miss those days...

No not the hardware, but when users would a)work out "fixes" for themselves and b) didn't cry at the first tiny niggle.

Consumer reviewer Which? finds CAN bus ports on Ford and VW, starts yelling 'Security! We have a problem...'

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Re: a known issue for years?

Pretty hard to start a car with a brick. It's not the 80's anymore.

Hi, Google Duplex here, trying to book a haircut for a socially inept human. Sorry, 'COVID-19'?... DOES NOT COMPUTE

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Hi Google...

Can.we have the name of your directors. We'd like to send the enforcement notices to them. Jail time IS an option.

The rules on automated calls are in regulation 19, and are stricter. You must not make an automated marketing call – that is, a call made by an automated dialling system that plays a recorded message – unless the person has specifically consented to receive this type of call from you. General consent for marketing, or even consent for live calls, is not enough – it must specifically cover automated calls.

China's biggest e-learning company admits deliberately getting its sums wrong when counting sales

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Re: Not the only wrong sums....

"...looking at the current medical graphs comparing different countries, one looks totally different from all the others."

The USA. Donald Trump keeps telling us the facts, so clearly the graphs are way out.

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Ooo evil Chinese....

....never get that anywhere in the west

How's Tesco doing these days?

BTW Any update on the autonomy Vs HP trial?

French pensioner ejected from fighter jet after accidentally grabbing bang seat* handle

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Coat

Luckily for the pilot...

French build quality lived up to it traditional expectations.

Europe calls for single app to track coronavirus. Meanwhile America pretends it isn’t trying to build one at all

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Because you posted AC, I think many people are to dumb to note the sarcasm

Cloudflare dumps Google's reCAPTCHA, moves to hCaptcha as free ride ends (and something about privacy)

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Re: Is Cloudflare learning from Google?

Their privacy policy is pretty clear (as privacy policies go)

https://www.cloudflare.com/privacypolicy/

They make money by charging for their commercial offerings, unlike Google who sell your soul in return for shiney.

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Re: Audio versions

Don't even start me on the totally incorrect question.

"Select the images with stairs"

Error there are none.

Oh you mean STEPS not stairs, you fucking idiots.

Stairs inside,steps outside.

Watch out, everyone, here come the Coronavirus Cops, enjoying their little slice of power way too much

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Re: When people talk about the abuse of petty authority I ask

Oh we all know who is in charge of major abuse. He doing a very good job of it. In fact he is the master iof major abuse.

Ofcom waves DAB radio licences under local broadcasters' noses as FM switchoff debate smoulders again

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Re: They need to stop

No, when listening to Radio, you Radio connects back to the mast and gets the signal it needs.

DAB is just more accurate at getting your location.

It's true, Stephen Fry told me so.

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Re: AM >FM > DAB > ?

"My old car had a radio that would drop the volume on FM when the signal got weak "

Chances are it was dropping to mono (dual speaker). A simple trick that worked.

Decent ones would auto correct the volume.

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Re: The government needs to commit to DAB+ first, and not cheap out on the bit rate

'Basically by not having analogue radios on sale on the high street with digital tuning.You can still buy analogue radios but only with analogue tuning"

Eh? Not sure what you're on about.

Yes analogue dial are common, but not the only option

https://www.currys.co.uk/gbuk/audio-and-headphones/audio/radios/groov-e-paris-gv-dr03-bk-portable-radio-black-10202089-pdt.html

And that ignores all the clock radios

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Re: DAB is terrible quality due to low bitrates

"Worst on our IP phone system at work.'

Nothing wrong with your phone system, just a crap network and implementation.

Pretty every IP system supports g711a/u which is better than a regular POTS.

Think CD (g711) Vs MP3 (compressed and lossy).

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Local TV

Are those the stations that are created by the Media Studies students from the nearest college?

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Re: Why National for a station called "London Live"

London IS the whole country.

Have you not been following government policy for the past 50 years?

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Re: But........

"With regards to blackspots, there's one on the M6 close to Lancaster University,.."

Here are three more.

Wales, Scotland and (semi) Rural England.

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FAIL

Re: But........

Fiat Chrysler Group

Combining Italian and US engineering.

Talk about a dog shit sandwich.

Sheez.

As Zoom bans spread over privacy concerns, vid-conf biz taps up Stamos as firefighter in totally-not-a-PR-stunt move

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wow...

The barrel must be pretty empty if you are having to scrape a security person from Facebook AND yahoo.

Apparently his first hires will be former TalkTalk and Equifax security teams

Tribunal halts all Information Commissioner's Office cases because UK data watchdog can't print or organise PDFs

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Maybe they are simply waiting for a PDF...

.that doesn't imbed a fucking YouTube video and requires a macro to load the latest malware.

White House creates 'Team Telecom' to probe whether foreign telcos should be allowed near US networks

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Re: The problem is...

No, but these still have the Cold War mentally we hoped we'd start to have left behind.

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The problem is...

The old fuckers in charge were the ones growing up during the cold war

This is affected tand locked their mindsets to the them Vs us attitude.

Unfortunately it's going to take at least another generation before we can even start to move forward.

The sooner the current pair pop their clogs the better.

Still waiting for your Atari retro gaming console? You're not alone: Its architect has just sued the biz for 'non-payment'

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ANY legal gaming device WILL have problems.

Say you get your super ZX Vectrex 500 reboot done. Well done.

Now, games. Have fun licensing those.

Dixons Carphone top brass take 20% pay cut as swathes of Brit workforce furloughed

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Re: I would be more impressed ...

Hey, give him a break. The Bugatti needs a service and the swimming pool needs to be kept heated you know.

Bose shouts down claims that it borked noise cancellation firmware to sell more headphones

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Re: Audiophiles

Why the scorn?

I'll leave this here...an updated version.

https://www.soundguys.com/cable-myths-reviving-the-coathanger-test-23553/

I agree you can tell the difference between a £50 system and a £500 system. But I bet you can't tell the difference between a £100 CD player and a £1000 one.

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Re: Audiophiles

Apparently it's because they are not using magnetically aligned directional silver core charging cables. This creates a misalignment of the electrons within the headphone batteries, therefore reducing the Audiophile Listening Experience.

The charger is available to buy for £99,999 + £100 delivery.

Capita inks deal with NHS to 'bring back staff': Workers get an hour of training to recruit and vet retired doctors, nurses

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Re: Capita?

Well, you know how Government works. If a company completely fucks something up over and over.....just give them something else to do. One day they may get it right.

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Joke

"please state your credentials."

Professional Commentard, SS. Grammar Division

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And let's just ignore DBS checks and professional qualifications.

Sure draft that Doctor suffering late stage dementia who hadn't worked for 30 years. What could possibly go wrong?

Google tests hiding Chrome extension icons by default, developers definitely not amused by the change

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I presume....

This is to make it harder for you to see how much of Google's tracking the like of Ghostery is blocking

Want to stay under the radar for a decade or more? This Chinese hacking crew did it... by aiming for Linux servers

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Re: So, one Linux myth bites the dust

But aren't most Firewalls Linux based?

Hmmmmm.

British Airways and Marriott UK data protection fines deferred again as coronavirus shutdown hits business

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Something tells me....

Marriot are going to have zero chance.

They can't exactly say "We take peoples information very seriously". But I'm sure they will.

Virtually – no – actually borked: We'd slap ailing ATM's 'OK' button but it's probably against government guidance

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tut, tut tut...

Basic schoolboy error that one. Fancy not setting the VM settings.

Intel's 10th-gen Core family cracks 5GHz barrier with H-series laptop processors

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Good old intel

"games need a decent amount of CPU power as well as GPU, "

Which is a good job, because our GPUs have been, and most likely will always will be, utter shit.

Google changes course, proposes proprietary in-app purchase API as web standard

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Re: How long before they abandon it, like most everything else?

When Dave the intern leaves that department.

Boeing 787s must be turned off and on every 51 days to prevent 'misleading data' being shown to pilots

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Happy

Re: Windows Server 2000

I run FreeBSD, occasionally I reboot it ever year to two ... just to check the the machines power supply restarts.

We had a Nortel Meridian. Had to be rebooted after only 13 years uptime. Granted it did have a lightning strike which melted several of the boards (it was still running).

Also had to reboot several Audiocodes ISDN to SIP converter after 5 1/2 years.

You server boys do need to learn about reliability...

Cisco rations VPNs for staff as strain of 100,000+ home workers hits its network

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Networking company...

...can't do networking.

Never saw Huawei doing the same.

Australian state will install home surveillance hardware to make sure if you're in virus isolation, you stay there

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Re: Only one sneeze away......from a totalitarian society.

Indeed you are correct regards the number of deaths re the Flu.

However you are completely failing take into consideration the death and infection numbers DESPITE global lockdowns. If everyone around the world carried on as usual, then the death rates would be much, much higher.

And as you like stats, take a look at the graphs, notice how it is currently on an almost vertical trajectory? Even if we have reached peak (we haven't as Africa has yet to be clobbered by it), then the numbers would remain very high before the downward curve gets back to almost 0

https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/

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"The mortality rate is estimated between 3-5%"

Citation please.

Who's going to pay for Britain's Aunty Beeb to carry on? Broadband users, broadcaster suggests to government

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Keep it public...

...but trim it back.

Let's put it in context

Q: Why not keep it public owned, but funded by ads

A: It exists already. It's called Channel 4

Q: Why not be pure subscription like Netflix or Disney?

A: And what about Radio and Websites? Do we shut all the Radio stations down, or are the subscribers expected fund everyone else?

Q: Why not have a mixed subscription for old content.

A: It now exists, it's called BritBox

Q: Why not sell all the services oversea

A: Same reason you can't get the same content on Netflix et al across all regions. Licensing. Some things like background music can mean you are dealing with dozens of licensing agencies.

I'd personally like to see it kept as it is, but trimmed back, including the "stars", you don't need to pay the like of Lineker or Clare Balding, when there are others who are just as good, if not better out there. Stop the "we have to pay the market rate". No you don't. If they want to leave, let them. People don't watch the likes of Match of the Day to see the commentators. You could dump most of the social media rubbish, you don't have to tweet, Instagram or Facebook every single thing. Much of it is moving out of London and this should continue, you can get property for a fraction of the costs of London. If the stars don't want to relocate, then goodbye. If famous stars don't want to visit for interviews, so be it. They will be the ones not getting free publicity for whatever book or film they are trying to flog.

You only have to compare CBBC and CBeebies to pretty much every other childrens channel in the world to see what the funding does.

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You mean all their internet based services for example?

Zoom's end-to-end encryption isn't actually end-to-end at all. Good thing the PM isn't using it for Cabinet calls. Oh, for f...

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Re: IT Advice

"If only he could have gotten on his bike and moseyed over to Shoreditch for some appropriate IT Advice"

Who would of advised him on to try an IoT Blockchain secured AI with Alexa enabled fridge magnet.

Talk about ill-gotten gains: Coronavirus KOs Xerox's $30bn months-long hostile takeover bid of HP Inc

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Corporate bullshit in full effect

'"...said the health and welfare of employees, customers, partners, and other stakeholders takes precedence."

Oh do one will you.

This is all about share prices and fuck all about staff. If you did even slightly care about your staff, you would sack them at the slightest downturn in profits.

Marriott Hotels hacked AGAIN: Two compromised employee logins abused to siphon off 5.2m guests' personal info

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Who are these employees?

I don't mean as in name and shame, but what role did they have?

Directors? Reception staff? Cleaners? Marketing? IT?

If it's anyone other than a select few of IT, why do these people have access to these details?

Is the issue a bigger INTERNAL issue rather than some form of hacking?

Huawei rotating Chairman: Chinese government will not 'just stand by and watch Huawei be slaughtered'

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No what you are seeing in some of these comments is typical racism and bigotry that explodes in times of troubles.

Dont worry, nothing new, same old shit that's gone on for centuries.

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Re: Huawei has performed plenty of their own espionage against US telco tech in the past

The handset market is a fraction of Huawei's business. They make (very good) routers , switches, PBX phone systems, servers and on and on.

They have the backing of plenty of countries in Asia and Africa, many of whom have deep seated mistrust of the US government.

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Re: Well I used to be fact driven...

In that case let's boycot the US for causing the biggest massacre of all time then blaming it on the Spanish.

Hong Kong swells tech-buying subsidies for local businesses that buy from local businesses

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Well, if he is worried about mingle with others....

..stop using US resources, build up your own infrastructure.

SAP's locked-down offshore project managers develop remote work plans for clients

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So let me get this right...

Most of your support in India is non existent and no one's really noticed a decline in service?

Watch your MANRS: Akamai, Amazon, Netflix, Microsoft, Google, and pals join internet routing security effort

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Re: "...web browsing and other online activities can be snooped on..."

You misunderstood. The WRONG people are snooping, you know governments. So long as it's private enterprise making money from it, there is no problem.

Don't like it? Then clearly you are a left wig, socialist loving , red commie traitor!