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'Death sentence': EU cloud lobby takes Broadcom to Brussels over VMware partner purge

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Remind me....

...who thought the merger was fine?

Oh yeah, those spineless cowards who were the only ones with the power to prevent it.

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Re: Count your blessings in life

What's that got to do with VMware?

FBI director leaves open the possibility that it's buying location data again

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That's fine....

How else will Palantair and Nvidia make friends in the US government if they have no snooping data to harvest and collate, they NEED this yummy info to grow.

Microsoft startup credits are the gift that keeps on billing unsuspecting users

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So let me get this right...

..MS offered an extra item and people presumed it was free? They complain that AWS gives it free, so therefore they just presumed MS would as well?

Soooo....just because Sky gave away "free" Netflix if I went to Virgin and added it, I just presume it's free, then complain I'm getting billed for it.

I'm not defending MS, they are as big a scummy company as Amazon, but what is it about presumptions and mother's?

PwC will say goodbye to staff who aren't convinced about AI

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Makes sense...

...when they caught caught (again) hiding accounting fraud, they can blame "The AI". That way they don't have to pay the 1 hours worth of income in fines.

UK blinks on AI copyright carve-out after star-studded revolt

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The Inclosure Act springs to mind. Same principle. Fuck over the common folk to make the rich richer.

Google says it will let UK publishers opt out of AI overviews

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Opt Out?

Cop out more like.

Parasites be parasitic.

Your next car might need 300 GB of RAM, and so will autonomous robots

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Ahhh Micron...

...another memory cartel company that fucked over users time and time again.

Let's hope the AI bubble bursts and they are left with massive surplus stock that almost bankrupts the corrupt scumbags.

Britain's satellite-watching gap to be plugged with £17.5M eyeball in Cyprus

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Re: Then...

And then the strategic island of Cyprus will largely undefended.

And if you hadn't noticed Iran is attacking pretty much everyone in the region.

It's not a binary choice. Independent boffin builds a ternary CPU on an FPGA

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Re: Oh...About Cloudflare.............

They've been using Cloudflare for years.

Iran's cyberattack against med tech firm is 'just the beginning'

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Re: Forgive me if I'm not convinced about US telling the world they've won and Iran is decimated

You forgot

Week 0: We are going to piss off EVERY SINGLE ONE of our allies, by imposing tariffs, threatening to invade their countries and doing our best to undermine their sovereignty.

Alibaba Cloud hikes prices by up to 34%, blames hardware costs and AI demand

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Hot to love corporate speak

"After careful evaluation, we have decided to adjust the prices of services,”

A careful evaluation of how much we think we can get away with, before to many people leave and we don't make an increase on profits.

Water company wasted $200k on bad answers from an AI model – so built its own slop filtering system

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No. If you employ an expert in a field to help your research, they work for you and as such, they still own the IP.

Otherwise the world would be full of billionaire consultants and software engineers.

Chips... in spaaaace – courtesy of Nvidia

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Re: Good start

Maybe we could fire all the tech bros into space as well?

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Re: AI is inherently radiation proof

"just adding some random gibberish to your results ....."

That's fine, it's for Ai, so no-one will notice anything different

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Coat

" will they need shielding to be provided?"

So a Nvidia Shield?

AWS giveth with its right hand and breaketh with its left

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Re: Else's

The problem is it looks like they haven't arranged anything, just threw it all in a big heap hoped someone else would tidy up the mess.

WorldCoin's newest pitch: Scan your eyeballs to prove AI agents really represent you

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18 million?

Were they offering free fentanyl with every scan?

Microsoft points at Samsung after Galaxy app bug locks users out of C:\

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Re: I only take objection of Windows when...

run: rmdir /s /q PATH/TO/FOLDER

Or PowerShell

Remove-Item -Path [file location\filename.extension] -Force

West Sussex's Oracle rollout pushed back again as costs balloon 15 times

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Oracle ...

...and Councils.

A match made in hell

Nanny state discovers Linux, demands it check kids' IDs before booting

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@nonewuch

"After all. If you have nothing to hide, you have nothing to fear. Right?"

Hello Anonymous Coward...

Whoosh....What's that's noise? Oh it's the sound of the quote going right over your head.

Microsoft adding Xbox mode to Windows 11 – even the Professional edition

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It's not game mode...kinda.

It disables the crud running in the background (bit like game mode) but also changes the interface so it looks like the Xbox homepage, expecting you to use a controller.

Think of it more of an Xbox skin + game mode + even more crap disabled in the background.

Most chatbots will help plan school shootings and other violence, study shows

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Re: Stop blaming tools for what people do with them.

That's the same dumb logic that the pro-gun lobby use in the USA, right after the weekly mass shooting.

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Does also help....

write a some lame ass speech for the politicians containing the words "thoughts and prayers"

DR-DOS rises again – rebuilt from scratch, not open source

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The flip side is it's a clean room creation, so free from legal challenges.

If it goes open source and someone throws in say a line of code from Caldera's version, and it ends back in the main tree, then all sorts of shit could happen.

Ig Nobel Prize flees US for Switzerland after 35 years over safety concerns

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Re: Zurich, Switzerland

Yeah just like Birmingham, Manchester, Paris, Rome, Berlin, Worcester and all those other totally unique names.

Governments across Asia order work from home, thanks to Iran war

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Re: Duh. The "Leader of the Free World" is out of his mind.

"Tell that to the thousands of Iranians that the Ayatollah murderd for protesting."

Tell that to the 10s, if not 100's of thousands tortured and murdered by the Shah that came to power thanks to a CIA operation to overthrow the existing government that led to the Iranian revolution in the first place.

US regime change intervention usually end up in a complete shitshow.

Arming the Taliban? Great work lads.

Collapse of Iraq? Rise of ISIS. Good job.

The reason many Arab states tolerated Iran / Iraq was they were too busy killing each other to bother anyone else.

Then the USA lied about WoMD and toppled Sadam. Not only did it create power vacuum that led to the rise of ISIS, but also allowed Iran to become far more powerful.

No with Iran flattened, and the inevitable power vacuum and poverty to follow, this leave Isreal as the most powerful country in the region, which quite rightly has all the other Arab states on edge.

Whitehall can't cost digital ID until it decides how to build it

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Mushroom

Government digital schemes are a joke

I've mentioned on here before how I have two government IDs (somehow) and I can't do anything with either of them, because one failed some stupid validation and now I can't use the other because of the failed validation.

So here is another example.

My dad is now 80 and has had to renew his license.

So I tried to do it online.

Went through half of the the DVLA (or whatever it's fucking called this week), then it said he needed to use his Government id. I said fuck that as he doesn't have an email address and guess what I can't use mine see above.

So he did it via post.

It's got lost in the post.

It's now expired.

Tried again online, same trauma. So I set up an email address he'll never use. Did all the date of birth, then it asks for photo id. Well his passport long expired and his driving license has got lost.

Ok try other methods, so enter all the bank details and now he needs to use his Government One Login "WTF!", so try setting that up, and yet again needs photo id, but no option this time to use another method.

Great news though, he can go to the Post Office and show the photo ID he doesn't have and the one login account we can't set up.

He's now back to attempting to get hold of them by phone.

How the fuck is some who doesn't have access to someone tech literate supposed to deal with this shit.

GOVERNMENT DIGITAL SCHEMES ARE A FUCKING JOKE.

Critical Microsoft Excel bug weaponizes Copilot Agent for zero-click information disclosure attack

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Another day...

...another AI exploit.

Amazon insists AI coding isn't source of outages

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Re: Testing???

They did test.

They went live, it went tits up.

Test showed it was flawed.

Whatcha complaining about, it's BAU.

Sorry, kids. Memory crunch threatens to kneecap Chromebook shipments

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Re: Cruelty

"In the meantime if they're not willing to refund as missold then a trip to the small claims court should be in order."

If they just stated they wanted just to write letters, surf the web and watch YouTube, then what have they missold?

Oracle moves to assure MySQL community it really does care

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Why would....

..anyone trust the company most famous for bait and switch, along with some of the most opaque licencing going.

"Ahhh I see youre using MySQL. If you read subsection iiv in clause 22, paragraph 4 on page 322 you'll find that if you use an AMD processor with more than 4gb RAM onboard, you owe us $1,000,000.

Moody humans should let AI handle bad public feedback first, study finds

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WTF?

So let me get this right...

...you need an AI agent to read the feedback, then if you act on that feedback, then your rating goes up.

Has humanity now suffered so much brain rot, that it needs AI to tell your business what its doing wrong?

EV charger biz ELECQ zapped by ransomware crooks, customer contact data stolen

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No financial details stolen...

..just the location of £100,000 worth of metal waiting to be easily stolen

Microsoft Azure CTO set Claude on his 1986 Apple II code, says it found vulns

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Wait until he finds out...

...you can kill a ZX Spectrum with a bit of Peek or Poke.

They really are getting fucking desperate

Lenovo, Nintendo sue US government seeking tariff refunds

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@a/C

"Not just a couple of big name Chinese/Japanese manufacturers who didn't pay a cent. "

I claim my $5 and Your name is Donald Trump and you don't understand Tarrifs

Unpacking the deceptively simple science of tokenomics

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Profit?

Please point to anyone other than hardware component manufacturers involved in this AI bullshit any show me the profit.

US state laws push age checks into the operating system

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@distortedreality

You know that Louisiana was the first US state to require age verification? And that state is, checks notes..... Republican

UK mobilizes lawyers to keep report on Gatwick 'drone' chaos under wraps

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Re: The drones never existed

"The whole caper at Gatwick was part of an orchestrated campaign to demonise drone "flyers and other model aircraft hobbyists"

If you're flying drones or model aircraft near a major international airport, then you should be hung by your thumbs and forced to eat every damn component of the kit, including the box it came in.

Altman said no to military AI abuses – then signed Pentagon deal anyway

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I'm confused...

...this story is about them working with the NutJobs...but yet the Nutjobs say that that Snake oil peddlers are banned.

Which one is it?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cn5g3z3xe65o

UK watchdog eyes Meta's smart glasses after workers say they 'see everything'

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"No, you don't have any right to not be filmed when you are out in public. The key word that should give you a hint is "public"

Correct, but equally you DO have a right on how data is processed and how a 3rd party processes that data.

There have been legal precedents (in the US at least) where the Police argued that storing and using number plate images from Flock cameras didn't require a warrant, claiming that it's in public view.

The judge counted that individual images didn't violate laws and didn't require warrants, the combining of that data and building a profile from it did.

So in the case of Meta, if they aggregate facial scans from potentially thousands of images, they can build a profile of a person, or person....and that IS illegal.

Apple's budget-friendly MacBook Neo is bursting with color and compromise

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Re: Down with the cool kids

"Flares haven't been cool for a long, long time"

You clearly don't get to go out much with women under the age of 30.

Doomscrollers despair after Oracle hiccup knocks TikTok offline in US

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So from all this...

...we can take that the Chinese are better at cloud services than the USA.

Apologies for reminding some of you that rely on MS359 that it has been up for a several days now, so the NT4 servers it runs on need a reboot.

Users fume at Outlook.com email 'carnage'

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Re: Ip address blocking

Well I think I've found the issue. We seem to have the same IP address

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Re: Unfortunately

@mishak

I've helped plenty of people sort out credit.

1st up, is she on the electoral roll?

Does she have a mobile phone contract in her name? That counts.

Sign up with someone like credit kama and it will give you a list of ways to improve your score.

Barclays as mentioned before will usually offer cards with lower limits.

If she gets a card, just spend day £10 a month on it, and pay it if each month (set an auto pay direct debit to ensure no missed payments)

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Re: OVH

First rule in my Cloudflare protection is drop all from OVH

The attacks on my site dropped about 75% from then onwards.

Microsoft reportedly eyes E7 tier to make AI agents pay their way – like the humans they'll replace

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Re: Missed a trick

You're presuming Microslop can keep the service running for much more than a week at a time.

UK government's Vulnerability Monitoring System is working - fixes flow far faster

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Re: ".....enforcement director George Lusty......"

Have you met his American counterpart, Randy Mann?

Open source devs consider making hogs pay for every download

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Nice idea...

...I totally support this, but I'd fire a warning shot first and not just throttle them, but out right ban them, for say for initial 4 hrs, then 8, then 24, then 48 etc.

Think as these billionaire scum as the spoilt brats they are. Keep making them sit in the corner until they learn behave.

Trump orders purge of 'woke' Anthropic from government

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Anthropic must be terrified...

...of losing an extra $1 a year on top of the billions they've already lost.