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AI assistants work perfectly in the UK – unless you're from Cardiff, Glasgow, Liverpool, Birmingham, Belfast...

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Re: Black Country Accent

Depends, there's Black Country, then there's Gornal. I have no idea what language it is, a variation of inbred I think....

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Brummagem if you don't mind, I'll have none of this moderm slang.

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Or asking if they sell cider in a bar and getting the response, sure we have Coke, Diet Coke, Srpite etc etc...

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Just like train announcments..

Birmingham = Burminnum

In the market for a second-hand phone? Check it's still supported by the vendor – almost a third sold are not

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Not supporting updates?

Chances are 75% of the Andriod phones in use don't either. All that removing them from the market does is give people the choice, pay more or take your chances on the likes of eBay, where it may be knackered or stolen.

Rather than the likes of MM stop selling them, just say its no longer supported.

Comment written on a phone bought 2nd hand from MM and hasn't had an update in years.

Congratulations Peebles. Felicitations Queenzieburn. Openreach is bringing you FTTP (yes, they're real places)

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Airband

Soon as my ADSL contract is up, I'm switching.

For people in the countryside see if you can get it.

https://home.airband.co.uk/coverage/

Mine estimates 40mb down / 10mb up

Humble-bragging ServiceNow CEO tells anyone who listens: 'Our destiny is to become the defining enterprise software biz of 21st century'

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ServiceNow.

Loved by managers, hated by end users.

Pretty charts, appalling interface.

Virgin Galactic reveals giant mirror feature in cabin design for Beardy Branson's space bus

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Mirrors for selfies.

What are the effects of zero g on botox and breast implants?

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Re: Capitalism at its ugliest

"she said "well, why not?""

Saves money on the divorce or him falling down the stairs....twice.

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Re: Six minutes?

It's going to be full of pretentious wankers, no 3rd party required.

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Re: Mood lighting my arse.

Pretty sure Japanese super loos do that already

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Re: So many delays

If he could charge £25k a ticket he would.

Chinese ambassador to UK threatens to withdraw Huawei, £3bn investment if comms giant banned from building 5G

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Re: From the dept of redundancy dept

Eerr the same way Trump say XYZ won't be working in China.

BT: 'Because of the existing underlying supply of the 4G equipment, most of our 5G (NSA) so far is with Huawei'

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Re: BR

"Interesting to see that the best passenger trains in service are BR..."

Are you on about those utterly terrible converted bus hacks that make you want to vomit once you hit 10mph, which luckily rarely happens.

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And not even our politics.

AMD is now following More's Law: More chips, more money, more pressure on Intel, more competition in the x86 space

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They also have..

The Xbox Series X and PS 5 under their belts to ramp up those figures.

No wonder Brit universities report hacks so often: Half of staff have had zero infosec training, apparently

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Re: Do not pay off criminals

Look at the numbers hit. If only 5% pay up, thats a huge amount of money with very little risk.

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Thousands on Infosec training?

What a pathetic excuse, I'll do it for a fraction of that.

1. Produce a Youtube video with basics such as passwords, links and spotting dodgy websites. Make people watch it.

2. Stick posters up saying stuff like "Don't Click It" or "Verify the source" rather than crap motivational posters.

3. Randomly try basic social engineering work on people and make everyone aware ofbthe failures.

Get it done for free by getting Cyber Security and Physcology Students to run the program.

We're suing Google for harvesting our personal info even though we opted out of Chrome sync – netizens

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Strange People...

...you treated us like shit, but we'd love to use your products again, despite there being better alternatives.

Face masks hamper the spread of coronavirus. Know what else they hamper? Facial-recognition systems (except China's)

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Re: But how do humans recognise faces?

It's been known and proven for several years. It goes even further, a zookeeper could tell the difference between a dozen apes or small herd farmer with their cows.

How Bude: Google's sole-financed private undersea pipe to make a landing in Cornwall

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Re: Suspiciously convenient for GCHQ

There are multiple cables that land at Widemouth bay, so nothing new.

Microsoft runs a data centre on hydrogen for 48 whole hours, reckons it could kick hydrocarbon habit by 2030

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Re: Hydrogen is not the answer

I get your point (look at issues in the Dead sea), but it doesn't take a genius to use the brine as a by product, i.e. sea salt.

It's worked for beer and spirits for centuries, malt...old whisky barrels etc.

What the duck? Bloke keeps getting sent bathtime toys in the post – and Amazon won't say who's responsible

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Depending on size.

Just cross out your name and dump itbin the nearest post box.

2 birds 1 stone and all that.

Eye see you're having surgery: Origami inspires tiny, super-accurate robot surgeon

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Old hat

"Researchers have built a 2.4g robot".

I thought 5g was cutting edge.

Sorry.

Chinese tat bazaar Xiaomi to light a fire under Amazon's Kindle with new e-book reader

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Re: Bazaar?

I thought Tatties were potatoes

EU orders Airbus A350 operators to install anti-coffee spillage covers in airliner cockpits

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Re: Weird. American air carriers have required liquid-resistant designs

"It's a lucrative racket if you can meet the documentation and testing requirements"

Tick.

That's Boeings testing procedure done.

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Re: Just how hot can coffee get?

They probally downplayed the huge fireball that occured following the shorting.

USA seeks Moon and Mars nuke power plant designs ready to fly in 2027

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Re: Careful with that plutonium

So on Earth we are entering the age of 1984 and in space 1999!

UKIP blackmail, data breach sueball allegations were groundless, rules High Court

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Re: And just to think...

Oh btw they are not done yet, Wales is their next target:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-politics-53371014

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And just to think...

...it's thanks to these nutters we have Brexit.

Cloudflare's new serverless platform lets its Workers run for 15 minutes before giving them the boot

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Re: "Ninety per cent of the savings"

To be fair, if you are using Cloudflare, you are most likely already using many of their defence systems anyway.

After banning Chinese comms bogeyman, UK asks: Huawei in this mess? It was a failure of capitalism, MPs told

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Re: Huawei

I'm fed up with this "close ties to the goverment" bullshit.

Do you think Lockheed Martin, Boeing, BAE or NASA would exist without such ties?

It's just utter bollocks

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Re: Devided Opinions Anyone

The Nortel Meridans were bloody rock solid. Only had to do a hard boot on an Option 81 after 15 years. Despite cards being fried by lighting strikes, multiple card failures (hot swapping was no problem) and upgrades. Was running SIP almost a decade before it caught on with most other providers.

Show me something else in Tech that reliable.

Intel's 7nm is busted, chips delayed, may have to use rival foundries to get GPUs out for US govt exascale super

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Capacity

Don't forget, AMD will be busy having chips made for the new Xbox and Playstations.

It's a Meow-nixed system, I know this: Purr-fect storm of 3,000+ insecure databases – and a data-wiping bot

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Re: Just the beginning

Many Mom and Pops these days will be using a managed system, such a Squarespace, a Wordpress or Joomla system, which are pretty easy to secure, so long as you install something like wordfence and UPDATE when prompted, or just don't bother at all and use Facebook or Instagram.

Amazon's auditing of Alexa Skills is so good, these boffins got all 200+ rule-breaking apps past the reviewers

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Reviews

I think your article is very misleading.

It states that these broke policies similar to iOS and Andriod, when as any Dev knows, iOS does not have policies, rather a set of vague guidelines that are applied to random apps in a random fashion. Just because that app you have had on there for 5 years, does not mean the random ban hammer will not be applied next week.

Whereas Andriod very clearly states any data gather must be shared with Google and anyone else it decides has enough cash.

Fitness freaks flummoxed as massive global Garmin outage leaves them high and dry for hours

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Mushroom

First World Problems

"A customer was quick to comment that "the fact that this makes my watch not talk to my phone makes me upset". "

GET A LIFE!

That is all.

VMware to stop describing hardware as ‘male’ and ‘female’ in new terminology guide

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I find it offensive...

...that we are forced to use (American) English in programming. I demand that all programming is availble in all written languages and are fully interchangable, depending on personal preferences.

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Please remove trigger, it gives me PTSD from having to watch reruns of Only Fools and Horses.

We've heard of littering but this is ridiculous: Asteroid dumps up to 50 quadrillion kg of space dirt on Earth, Moon

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Re: 50 quadrillion kg...

"How much does a typical social media data centre weigh?"

Depends on content, because any fule knows videos weigh more than just text.

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50 quadrillion kg...

What's that in matresses?

New Reg measurement for space junk perhaps?

Ex-boss of ICANN shifts from 'advisor' to co-CEO of private equity biz that tried to buy .org for $1bn+

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Re: It stinks...

"the law seems to have devolved into a tool for the wealthy"

Sorry to break the bubble, but been that way for a very, very long time.

Poor person steals some food.....hanging

Rich person rapes, pillages and murders....more land and money.

Nominet shakes up system for expiring .uk domains, just happens to choose one that will make it £millions. Again

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Best method to stop crap like this...

everyone ignore it.

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Re: This looks very dodgy

This just seems the norm for internet overseers these days, it's not just a UK thing...

Brit telcos deliberately killed Phones 4u, claim admins in £1bn UK High Court sueball

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Re: Eye-opening claim

The clever ones don't buy cars with self locking doors...tbh thought they died out decades ago.

UK formally abandons Europe’s Unified Patent Court, Germany plans to move forward nevertheless

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I voted to remain, but the Euro Patent office was a complete shambles, an shining example of designed by comitee, a very corrupt one at that.

If there was ever a poster child for Brexit, the EPO was it.

Germany bans Tesla from claiming its Autopilot software is potentially autonomous

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Re: About effing time

"Why has Musk not already reigned this in (okay, I know : money)"

I think ego is more like it.

Worldpay stops turning in the UK, leaving trail of thoroughly miffed retailers and customers

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Intresting...

...I tried to use their appaling payment system today and it bitched about me blocking cookies and couldn't proceed. Given I only block 3rd party ones, I decided to dump that method and use Paypal instead.

Not sure if its related or not.

Twitter hackers busted 2FA to access accounts and then reset user passwords

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The bit that leaps out for me...

"the attackers successfully manipulated a small number of employees"

So it wasn't a single person that messed up, maybe not even two, but multiple people.

That smacks of a bigger issue than a Ooopps, someone pressed the wrong button.

Judge green-lights Facebook, WhatsApp hacking lawsuit against spyware biz NSO, unleashing Zuck's lawyers

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Is it possible..

..the both lose? Please?