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Peace President's Iran war piles more pain on already battered PC market

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Re: You think this is bad

I wouldn't be surprised if China is just waiting for the US to run out of missiles and interceptors. It's pretty well know that Patriot stocks are running low and the amount of missiles and guided bombs they've chucked at the civilian infrastructure, must be a huge drain. Add in the fact the aircraft are running so many sorties that they will soon require extensive maintenance.

China just has to sit and wait

Microsoft locks out VeraCrypt and WireGuard devs, blames verification process

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Well done MS....

...another thing you emulated from Google, the masters of catch 22 non-support.

UK.gov's top tech jobs pay more than prime minister earns

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Slight difference...

The PM salary will exclude "expenses" (duck ponds, complete refurbishment if "2nd" homes etc), basic like food, energy and transport.

Then there is all the cushy "advisor" roles after.

Just ask Tony "WMD" Blair how poor he is now.

Showing the Windows 10 desktop was the yeast they could do

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Re: Modern excited technology :o

Can it run say 12 1080p screens, with video and real time overlay? Does it support the cards that can do that?

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Re: Why O Why

I guess you missed the Linux Bork the other week then?

As a side note, as I've never tried, how good is Linux at multi, hi Res displays? It's a genuine question as I used a Windows (Server) that ran 3x Nvidia Quadros.

Minnesota State payroll problems grew after Workday launch, auditors say

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Love the spin...

"more than 90 percent of the vendor's rollouts are a success."

Or a 1 in 10 failure rate. Its payroll, not a British Leyland car FFS.

DXC lands Metropolitan Police outsourcing deal that could climb to £1B

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Re: Well Done DXC

I beg to differ.

https://www.theregister.com/2025/02/20/dxc_oracle_uk_contract/

https://www.theregister.com/2023/09/07/dxc_swift_cartel_australia_accc/

https://www.theregister.com/2023/03/15/dxc_technology_sec_fine/

Investors are going nuclear to keep UK's AI datacenters fed

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You think this war is about nukes? How cute. I guess they must have been hidden in Venezuela really well not to have been found.

BTW has anyone found those WMDs in Iraq yet, or are they still looking.

Amazon rewards loyal Kindle devotees by closing the book on old e-readers

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The cost would be a rounding error on one minute worth of profits for this parasitic company.

Yahoo! Japan’s owner consolidating 164 OpenStack clusters into one

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Re: Yahoo!

"I also suspect that kids these days have no idea Yahoo! even exists ..."

So what else do they use use for shitty sites that demand a valid email address?

White House seeks deep NASA cuts as Artemis II breaks spaceflight record

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Well....

....those War Crimes aren't cheap. The money has to come from somewhere.

Shots fired – literally – over proposal to build datacenter in Indianapolis

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But warehouse and nuclear plants tend not to suck up the local water and electrical supplies to put entire neighborhoods at risk. Åh forgot, these are usually built near the less well off areas, sooooo.... Carry on?

Trump wants to take a battle axe to CISA again and slash $707M from budget

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It makes sense...

..as the US will only be using outdated, obsolete routers from now on, there is no point trying even trying to protect the countries infrastructure.

Come 2028:

"We've detected an critical attack that is using Netgear routers from before 2023. It seems only the USA is affected as everyone else has since bought newer, more secure kit. Our advice is to suck it up, as Netgear said these were EoL in 2026."

Contractor quaffed his way through Y2K compliance while the client scowled

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I remember one Christmas....

...at one of our engineering site (low level pc repair back then) that also held the contact centre, pretty much the whole place went to the local pub at lunchtime over a few hours so to keep the place manned. However loads of the staff and managers went to the off licence after and bought cases of beer. By 3pm pretty much the entire contact centre staff were utterly shitfaced so they had to go home early become they were incapable of answering the phones. So the management asked if I could close the phone system down. No problem I thought in my semi sober state....And promptly fucked up the master script on the Nortel Symposium system... something that multiple people told me afterwards (and beforehand) was impossible. 3 fucking hours it took me to get it back online! Didn't get a bollocking, because the management that turned the place into one giant piss up could hardly say anything could they?

When a billboard survives the wind, but not the boot

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Re: This being a billboard... they may not have remote monitoring on it.

"Since running a remote monitoring system costs money, they may not actually connect the billboard to the internet."

Nope and nope.

There is plenty of free monitoring software (you check to see if a service is running, rather than ping) and it may not be on the internet, but it's sure as hell going to have some sort of remote connection to the main company. Otherwise someone has to drive to thousands of billboards to.update them.

Of course you may have meant remote low level management software.

Google battles Chinese open-weights models with Gemma 4

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Mushroom

"It can tell me the intent and reasoning behind an image, make up stories about them, it's like it can really see the image"

I can taste the vomit in my mouth and I've not even had breakfast yet.

Meanwhile, tomorrow I'll be interacting with a bunch of real human artists, in a pub, talking about real human issues, and how real humans come up with original art, based on human interactions and experiences. Then I'll be out partying until dawn, interacting with real human beings, creating real memories that will make me smile years later. Your image? Probably forgotten in a few days or weeks.

Feel free to generate your slop and think it's the same thing, because I know it's not.

Artemis II astronaut: 'I have two Microsoft Outlooks, and neither one of those are working'

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@quando

"and the estimated fix date has gone from today to the 8th April"

Ha, ha, ha.

Good luck.

The last time I had to deal with those incompetent morons was with my parents.

I found the issue in less than 30 seconds of looking at the router (clock sync issue at the exchange meant it was resetting EXACTLY every 5 minutes)

First the 15 calls the the useless Indian call centre .

Then engineer comes out replaces wall socket (even he said it wouldn't work after I told him the issue).

I then told the call centre that neighbours were having the same issue (still insisted on rebooting the TiVo box despite the entire internet dropping).

Another engineer came out replaced the external wiring.

I once again pointed out several other people I know had the same issue. Ignored.

Phoned up help desk again and had found out that everyone having issues were old Telewest customer and even people on a different street had same issue.

Ignored.

Several engineers came out and started working on the street box AND Virgin had sent out engineers to a neighbours house to fix the same issue, unaware that they were already working on the street box for the same issue .

Pissed off I went and spoke to the guys.

They were saying it was probably down to the hot weather.

So when I said how come it happens 24/7 they were stumped.

I told them everything and said it was an exchange issue, they were adamant it wasn't and it was the street box.

So when I pointed out that it was only the original Telewest customers affected, that our phone numbers were only a few digits apart and that we were on different streets, they couldn't give an answer.

The issue was resolved, by everyone leaving Virgin.

Source: I did telecoms for 20 years and I can spot an clock sync issue in minutes.

Microsoft shivs OpenAI with three new AI models for speech and images

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Without Microslop, OpenAI probably would've died long ago. They gave them massive discounts on compute and storage, "invested" huge amounts of cash and if you read into it, they pretty much own much of the IP anyway.

US military contractor open sources tool for validating hidden communications networks

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Re: Nothing new?

That's like saying an F-35 is nothing new, it's like a Lancaster bomber flying low to avoid radar detection.

Microsoft veteran says some 'broken by update' PCs were already doomed

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Mushroom

Ah yes, the driver fault...

..that'll be the CORRECT driver for the part, that you then rewrote with a downgraded PoS, that you then have to fix by reinstalling the correct driver again. Graphics cards were the most notorious for this

So excuse me while you say "the logs showed you installed a driver, so it broke it" and call it bullshit. After all who installs a driver and doesn't reboot?

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Re: Well, I don't know

Try having a fleet of several thousand. Then come back.

OpenAI gets $122B to 'just build things' as the world blows them up

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Checks date...

"OpenAI will not make a profit until 2030. "

Nice one. You had me up until it will make a profit bit.

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Re: Strange times

Gaming the stock market to become as rich as possible?

'People's Panel' to check if UK wants controversial Digital ID will cost £630K

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Ermmm...

That's not how you start an unbiased report.

"The People's Panel will debate how a digital ID can work for everyone"

I can imagine the arguement.

Do you want an ID scheme or do you want benefit cheating, pedo (sic) , illegal immigrants who eat swans, mug defenceless old women and kidnap babies.

AI server farms heat up the neighborhood for miles around, paper finds

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Repeat after me.

THEY DO NOT CARE.

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Re: Ho ho

The source article was published 27th March.

One in seven Americans are ready for an AI boss, but they might not trust it

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Re: Good Judgement

Given that 90% of bosses just regurgitate LinkIn "ideas" and whatever the fuck Gartner et al have made up this week, the AI boss maybe "better", just because of the wider range of bullshit bingo it can ingest.

Don't open that WhatsApp message, Microsoft warns

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Re: Employee training tops the list ????

Ahh the well know email system called WhatsApp.

Anthropic admits Claude Code users hitting usage limits 'way faster than expected'

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So in summary...

Anthropic don't know how it works and neither do the "customers", but you shove an unknown quantity money in one end and at the other end, take the money add it to the pile of cash you already conned out of others, burn the lot and in return you may or may not get something almost close to what you asked for.

That's progress for you.

Memory-makers' shares are down. Some RAM prices have eased. Blaming Google is not a good idea

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Oh dear...

...line go down.

Memory cartel hit hard...

Boo hoo..

What a shame...

Next!

FCC says it's making it easier for US telcos to ditch legacy lines

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Got to love the utterly corrupt FCC

"and claims this will free up "tens of billions" annually for the rollout of high-speed, all-IP-based networks."

Do we think...

A) That's exactly what they'll do or

B) award the C Suite huge bonuses and make the markets happy because line go up?

Apple's last tower topples… and the others will follow

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Re: Here's where IT "pros" fall over yet again...

And what percentage of that is Tablets, phones, Xboxes, PlayStation's, Nintendo's and the pcs that have never been upgraded once?

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Mushroom

Here's where IT "pros" fall over yet again...

Probably 95% of people, if not higher, NEVER upgrade their pc.

People on here, and in other tech oriented places just forget there is a world out there that is not theirs. It's like watching Linus Tech Tips and many on his channel complaining that Linux isn't good enough because it can't play AAA games. Guess what, most people are not fucking gamers. Or like the poster above saying it can't run multiple monitors (they can). Guess what, most people don't use multiple monitors and if they do,it's usually just two

For the VAST majority of people SoC are absolutely fine. The really issue is if you buy one that is under spec'd from the start (think those horrendous HP things).

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Re: So, Apple Silicon

The Mac mini i.e. bottom of the range supports 3 monitors and the Mac Studio, well...

"Up to four displays with 6K resolution at 60Hz over Thunderbolt and one display with 4K resolution at 144Hz over HDMI"

So clearly your talking out of your arse.

UK fines Irish Apple outpost over sanctions-busting payments to Russian dev

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Yeah would of helped, but the actual reading was this

"ADI, a non-UK person, instructed a UK based bank to make two payments (one in June 2022 and another in July 2022) totalling £635,618.75 to Okko LLC (“Okko”), a company wholly owned at the time of the payments (and in the case of the July payment also at the time of payment instruction) by the designated person JSC New Opportunities (UKSL ref RUS1489). ADI did not cancel these instructions, leading to the subsequent release of funds to Okko. This conduct, in particular the failure to cancel (an omission), amounted to conduct in the UK by ADI.

DXC staff to strike in Australia after some go without pay rise for five years

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Translation on chip merger

"realize a business scale and technological foundation capable of competing in the global market … maximizing the corporate value of the integrated entity.”"

Translation

By reducing competition between ourselves, we can choke the market even more and enter the cartel as an equal partner in order to keep prices high

Anthropic tweaks timed usage limits to discourage Claude demand during peak hours

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Re: What kind of Californian is awake and pounding code at 5 a.m?

You do know there are other time zones right?

Microsoft tells crusty old kernel drivers to get with the Windows Hardware Compatibility Program

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Thank fuck...

...my Windows pc is "stuck" on Windows 10. Every day you read about Windows 11 is a reason to be thankful it isn't "compatible".

Lloyds app glitch turned transactions into shared experience for 447k users

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Re: Goodwill payout

If you need to claim, let me know your phone number and I'll get that nice person in India to help guide you through the whole process. They'll even log onto your pc to get the payment through even quicker.

AI companies lick their chops as FCC proposes forcing call center onshoring

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Remember when you called a helpdesk....

...and it cost £1 / $1 a minute?

No?

Well it's going to be coming back to a state near you.

Congratulations.

Trump remembers to appoint science panel, fills it mostly with tech bros

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Well of course...

...he's proven time and time again he doesn't understand anything even remotely scientific.

Enterprise PCs are unreliable, unpatched, and unloved compared to Macs

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Re: MacOS = Many Fewer Support Tickets

"I have a theory: many who work in IT have a deep-seated bias against stuff that "just works" because then they feel less necessary"

I agreed with you up to that point. I can't think of a single IT person (we had well over 200 in my last place and I know dozens more outside of the hell hole I worked in), that came in each day and went "Geez, I really hope the latest patch has fucked everything up, so I feel important"

There is nothing more soul destroying than reinstalling a piece of software on a load of pcs because Windows decided to update something completely unrelated.

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Stating the bleeding obvious.

"Critical industries like healthcare, pharmaceuticals, and retail and wholesale consistently let their operating systems languish.”"

Wow, could that be be because they are a gizzilion times more likely to be running obscure, niche or bespoke software than Mac or ChromeOS user's? That they don't want to rush out and patch some PC's that may costs them millions of lost revenue per day? If you think that is hyperbolic, the last phone system I looked after, if that went down, it was roughly £1,000,000 per HOUR in lost revenue and penalties. So yes, we were very slow and careful to roll out patches, be they Windows, Linux or BSD.

OpenAI now gets to decide which type of product assassin it will become

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Or...

...that Sora was hemorrhaging cash even faster than ChatGPT and they had to slow down the massive losses, even if by a tiny amount.

SoftBank to build massive AI datacenter on former US nuclear weapons site

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Is this the same Softbank

That keeps pledging AI investment money that it simply doesn't have?

Yes, yes it is.

Country that put backdoors into Cisco routers to spy on world bans foreign routers

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Re: Stealing intellectual property?

Of course you can't steal IP. Steal oil or a President of another country, thats fine.

Arm rolls its own 136-core AGI CPU to chase AI hype train

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Re: AGIng

I had a Dual Voodoo Rush 128.

Russians are posing as Signal support to launch phishing attacks

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Re: Strava, the military man's* friend

Wes O'Donnel has just posted a video on YouTube all about Germany's increased spending on Defence. Well worth a watch as it goes a bit into how Germany ended up where it is, as well as where it aims to be

The drone swarm is coming, and NATO air defenses are too expensive to cope

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I'm not sure about this report...

You only gave to watch Wes O'Donnels, along with the likes of Cappy Army and Task and Purpose to realise this is already a well established fact and it is already being acted upon. Poland, Finland, France, Germany and the UK are already working with the Ukrainian's on counter drone measures and some US start ups are already live testing AI anti-drone drones in the battlefield, co developed by the Ukrainian forces.

We also have to get partly away from the "No point firing a million dollar missile at a $20,000 drone" If that Patriot missile is protecting a bunch of fighters, its money well spent.

SpaceX hits back at Amazon in orbital datacenter dispute

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A tape measure?

I've a micrometer they can borrow.