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Hyundai takes 80 per cent stake in terrifying Black Mirror robo-hound firm Boston Dynamics

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As creepy as this thing is...

Hyundai buying it makes sense. They are already a big robotics player, including designing items such as exoskeletons as well as your run of the mill industrial beasts.

UK financial watchdog dithers over £680k refund from Google (in ad credits, mind you) for running anti-fraud ads

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Ahh the good old read between the lines"

"Protecting consumers and legitimate businesses operating in the financial sector is a priority for us."

"Everyone else can go f**k themselves, we get the money, so we don't give a shit"

Toshiba engulfed by scandal again — and the prime minister is implicated

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Wow...

Company and country leader conspire and threaten in order to keep others in their place.

Must be a Japanese thing, can't think of a single other country's leader doing the same.

BOFH: When the Sun rises in the West and sets in the East, only then will the UPS cease to supply uninterrupted voltage

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Re: tales of POTS

Don't start me on faxes.

We bought a fax server and ran it 5 years. For that it was used occasional for people to send mortgage forms off and to receive car lease spam.

But as it was on the headed paper, we MUST keep it.

At least they stopped paying the maintenance fees after 3 years.

Racist malware blocks The Pirate Bay by tampering with victims' Windows hosts file

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Re: Hostfile ?

Hosts is a protected file, but just like every other system, if you decide to overide system protections, then it's your own dumb fault.

Dem, Repub senators propose tax credits for factories that churn out chips on US soil

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Free health care?

Nah, more goverment subsidies for the rich.

Robert H. Swan

Chief Executive Officer Total Compensation

$66,935,100

(2019)

Intel gross profit for the quarter ending March 31, 2021 was $10.854 billion

Gov.UK taskforce publishes post-Brexit wish-list: 'TIGRR' pounces on GDPR, metric measures

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Ahhh imperial measurements!

It makes trade with the USA much easier!

What do you mean, their imperial measurements are different to ours? Bloody foreigners.

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Re: The UK political sphere has been so overtaken by Brexit

*Nobody under the age of 35 even knows what an ounce is."

I'm in my late 40s.

I have no idea how many ounces in a pound, pounds in a stone and stones in a errr, no idea.

No idea how many pints in a gallon. Is it fluid oz in a pint?

I know how many inches are in a foot, is it 3 feet in a yard? No idea how many yards in mile.

Say helloSystem: Mac-like FreeBSD project emits 0.5 release

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Re: The UI

Is this the bit I mention the ST was released before the Amiga?

/flameon

What Microsoft's Windows 11 will probably look like

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I'd settle for a single control panel.

Western Australia rushes out legislation after cops access contact-tracing data to investigate serious crimes

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Re: Paper sheet

It's easier to fake an address.

There was a crooked man who bought a crooked M1 iMac, and we presume they lived together in a little crooked house

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Can I get...

A ruler accurate to. 1mm.

Thanks

Realizing this is getting out of hand, Coq mulls new name for programming language

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KFC?

Kan't Find the Chicken

Norton dodges UK courts after telling Brit watchdog it will be nicer to consumers

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So...

.. they get to keep the money and only refund remaining months.

Wow, that showed them.

If HAL did digital signage. I know I've made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you my complete assurance that...

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Typical Windows...

....always crashing, should use Linux instead.

Oh wait.

Ireland warned it could face 'rolling blackouts' if it doesn't address data centres' demand for electricity

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Re: Lucky Ireland

Not sure where you got your information from, but coal is hardly used except in winter. Gas is the main back stop supply.

As I post this coal is 0%.

https://gridwatch.templar.co.uk/

No change control? Without suitable planning, a change can be as good as an arrest

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You forgot the 4th

So completely over the top, the incredibly minor change requires 4 hrs of admin, 6 reschedules (due to Dave being on holiday, the person didn't read it in time or the cleaners cousin found a puppy and needs to get a collar for it), 50 approvals, of which you will have to chase 49 of them at least 3 times, the endless "what does this bit mean (usually from some manager who wouldn't understand if you smashed them over the head with it written in crayon on a baseball bat) and finally, 5 minutes before you go live, it gets cancelled because Mary from accounts forgot she has an urgent appointment to attend (the hair dressers).

Oh did I mention you can't resubmit the thing again, for "security reasons" meaning you have to type everything all over again.

/rantover

EE and Three mobe mast surveyors might 'upload some virus' to London Tube control centre, TfL told judge

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Tfl is the building owner.

Hate to break it to you, but football's not coming home if this AI pundit is to be believed

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I don't know a lot about football.

But basing current results on games from 20 years ago is about as accurate as putting lots in a hat and drawing them out.

However, I do think Daley Thompson will win the Decathlon this year.

Fastly 'fesses up to breaking the internet with an 'an undiscovered software bug' triggered by a customer

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Re: DSL Modem, RPI, DynDNS

Sure. I'm sure reddit will be happy to run know that.

Also I'm sure my 512 upload will present no issues at all. Just so long as some ass hat doesn't try to attack it a couple of hundred times a day.

Generous Alibaba to scatter 0.9% of annual revenue over Southeast Asia to develop tech talent and infrastructure

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Soft power.

The West and Russua have been doing it for a very long time.... China is quite new to the game and have been going to places ignored by the others.

If you are a West African country and the west have been going "sure we'll buy the goods we want, at rock bottom prices, but ONLY the goods we say you can sell". Then along comes China and says. "Here is a load of cash to build roads, hospitals, dams and power stations, just give us preference for all the juicy contracts and you can repay the loans much later", it's not hard to see the appeal.

US Senate finds $52bn to keep chipmakers working, $195bn for tech R&D

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However...

... In no way is this state aid, oh no, that would be wrong. Nope we are just helping multi-billion dollar corporations protect the USA from illegal state aided companies overseas. This is NOT state aid.... And those multi-billion dollar tax breaks? Oh look there is a bird on the window ledge.

Proof-of-space cryptocurrency Chia triggers HDD sales boom in Europe

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Re: LOL - drive space

Still a very common problem. That's why you should always buy from trusted sources such a EBay or Aliexpress.

Chinese app binned by Beijing after asking what day it is on anniversary of Tiananmen Square massacre

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Re: They're weirdly touchy

"Everybody, inside the country and out, knows that the government murdered a bunch of protestors and they know when that happened"

Actually they don't. I play World Of Tanks Blitz and when people were saying Wargaming were being insensitive promoting the Chinese premium tanks on the day, many of the Chinese players genuinely had no idea what everyone was on about. Some even said they heard it was when thousands of protesters attacked the military. Now of course some of these were bots and mouth pieces, but I feel many were genuinely confused.

Wyoming powers ahead with Bill Gates-backed sodium-cooled nuclear generation plant

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Re: You know what

"Solar has a payback of ~12-15 years or so, including the battery pack, so who needs this?"

Well you'll find that both solar and wind tend to be pretty poor in the winter, just when you need electricity.

Also both are inherently unpredictable. If there is little to no wind or decent light for a few days, then people will quite literally die.

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Joke

Aha!

Finally we've found the power source for all those microchiped vaccines!

Microsoft to unveil 'what's next for Windows' ... Rounded corners and what else?

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How about.....

.... just picking something and sticking with it.

Control panel, looking at you as an example.

Hybrid working? Buckle in, there's no turning back as survey takers insist: You can't make us go back

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Sure.

If you can deliver the engine blocks to my place, it'll be much appreciated.

Ganja believe it? Police make hash of suspected weed farm raid, pot Bitcoin mine instead

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Re: LACK of smell???

The use of Drones / Police Helecopters is very common for spotting cannibis farms. So not sure why people have this fascination of sniffing the air (apart from the obvious)

After all, it could just be your usual student digs.

The server is down, money is not being made, and you want me to fix what?

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Constantly, in a fashion.

OMG all the systems are down

Yes I'm aware and I'm already working on it.

What's affected.

Not sure yet, still checking.

....

5 mins later

Boss wants you in the office NOW!

But I'm still...

Now!

Boss: I need to. Know what's affected in detail and how long it's going to be down for.

Me: Well it will take me 15mins to gather everything affected. 10 minutes to explain it to you and then about 30 seconds to finish fixing the problem.

Rinse and repeat.

AWS Free Tier, where's your spending limit? 'I thought I deleted everything but I have been charged $200'

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Re: "free"

Not really. It is free, so long as you don't leave the very strict criteria.

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Re: spending limit cannot be applied to pay as you go ...in production,

"SDLC along with real robust test plans are what separates software professionals from gifted* amateurs imo"

The same professionals that think AWS is a Microsoft product?

What happens when a security hole is fixed in WebKit's source but not released as a patch by Apple? Let's find out

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Re: Methinks the lady doth complain too much

It's because the fix has been published and therefore is easily reverse engineered. Until the companies using the product patch, then the issue is for all to see.

With closed source, attackers are not likely to reverse engineer until the patch is released.

Just to clarify, the article is about patched software and rollout, rather than bugs being found and not patched.

Nature is healing: Shhh. It's a lesser spotted Pi Bork nesting behind the bushes at IKEA

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"We imagine that pretty much anything one wants to do in digital signage using Windows can be done equally well on the Linux-based Pi."

Until you want to run multiscreen video. But your point is valid in most cases.

We’ve found them! Govt reinstates records previously missing from the Police National Computer

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Re: So... Now that we know they can be recovered...

Yes, but now they all have new timestamps, so they can illegally hold onto information even longer.

Hard cheese: Stilton snap shared via EncroChat leads to drug dealer's downfall

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Coat

Re: Hard cheese

Glad to see they locked up this curd a whey for a long time.

Help wanted, work from anywhere ... except if you're located in Colorado

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Ahh Digital Ocean...

The scammer dream company.

ASN = 14061 BLOCK.

Holy margins, Batman: Pandemic tech prices balloon as demand outweighs stocks and suppliers get greedy

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Joke

Re: Capitalism

Quick shot the commie!

Virgin Galactic declares May day for next test space flight

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Re: Have you

Yeah, he's the guy that asks for goverment bailouts for companies he owns that are financially crippled by companies he owns.

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Oh c'mon, we have World Series Baseball, so why not?

Doncaster insurance firm One Call hit by not-dead-at-all Darkside ransomware gang

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Beep Beep.

You have recently been involved in a ransomware attack.

Reply "Claim" to...

Google to venture where Apple soared and Microsoft crashed – physical retail

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Do you...

have to turn on Bluetooth, WiFi and GPS on before you enter the store?

You don't need to turn location services on, as its never off.

New IETF draft reveals Egyptians invented pyramids to sharpen razor blades

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Re: RFC is "rough draft"?

Or Request For Change.... Or Rugby Football Club.... Or

... Or... Or

UK's competition watchdog gives £31bn Virgin Media and O2 merger the seal of approval

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Yeah Virgin customer service!

Ring Ring (repeat for 20 minutes).

Hello my name is David (it clearly isn't), how may I help you.

I can't get a signal on my phone. I can't make or receive calls or texts. Its OK on WiFi, so I can get Internet. I've rebooted it and took the sum in and out.

No problem can you restart the phone.

I've done that several times

I need you to reboot the phone please.

Still nothing.

OK I noticed you said your WiFi isn't working.

No it's OK on WiFi.

OK can you reboot your router?

Why?

I need you to reboot your router.

/repeat crap like this until you give up and get a new carrier.

Beyond video to interactive, personalised content: BBC is experimenting with rebuilding its iPlayer in WebAssembly

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Re: Fuck the BBC - fuck iPlayer

Blame LG for flogging a gullible idiot a TV that doesn't get upgraded.

iPlayer still works on my 5 year old Amazon Firestick and 7 year old iPad.

iFixit slams Samsung's phone 'upcycling' scheme for falling short of what was promised

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My old phone is my SatNav (Here, so works offline) and music player.

My old tablet streams music to my HiFi and sometimes slings content to my TV.

Just stop thinking them as a phone or tablet and crack on.

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Currently using...

A mate 10 Pro bought second hand.

That replaced the P10 lite I had for 2 years, which I bought second hand, which is now my SatNav and music player in my car.

I'll no doubt go and play some games on my iPad Mini 3 which you guessed it, I bought second hand.

Or I may do some design work on my 7 year old pc, which you guessed it, second hand. Granted I did spend 30 quid on a SSD to massively improve the performance.

So feel free to buy your new shiney. Just look after it, I may want to buy it one day.

Waymo self-driving robotaxi goes rogue with passenger inside, escapes support staff

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What?

"Asked whether he believes Waymo's robotaxis should be operating on the road, he said, "I think it's ready for this area and that's why they launched here."

Translation:

I've signed a advertising contract stating I must not negatively review the product.

Apple sent my data to the FBI, says boss of controversial research paper trove Sci-Hub

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I got a similar email...

From the HMRC, oh and several banks I apparently have accounts with, of which I knew nothing about, oh and the Met Police.

When the chips are down, Intel's biggest gamble isn't what to do – it's whom to do it with

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Subsidies?

Remind me how much PROFIT, they make?

And no doubt, the tax owed selling those parts, won't be paid in those places, y'know, IP rights and all that.