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US House reps, staff health data swiped in cyber-heist

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Finally...

...maybe this will be the data equivalents of The Great Stink.

Catholic clergy surveillance org 'outs gay priests'

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Re: What would Jesus have done?

Yes, but remember, Jesus is the child of a rape victim; the father being a narcissistic, genocidal, racist, sexist, homophobic bigot who didn't give a shit about him, even when the child was being executed.

So no wonder he rebelled

Lenovo revs up a rackable Aston Martin … workstation?

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Little Confused.

"Aston Martin Grille"... surrounded by a Ferrari Red bezel.

Wouldn't Green and Yellow been more in keeping?

Adidas grapples with $1.3B in unsold Yeezy sneakers after breaking up with Kanye West

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Sooo...

they don't want them in landfill?

So what happens normally to them at their end of life? Turn to magic pixie dust and help power rainbows?

Oh you mean it's YOUR problem and expense, rather someone else's.

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Re: Yeeeee

Says right wing troll.

The Moon or bust, says NASA, after successful SLS/Orion test flight

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Genuine Question.

Apart from flag wavers, who actually cares?

Flying craft into asteroids, dive bombing into distant planets or visiting far of bodies I totally get, but nan on the moon?

In the 70s people got fed up with the costs and it became a non-event.

So my question, why? So we can get to Mars? Why? We have robotic craft that weren't available back in the 60s and 70s.

Grumpy old me just see's it a another expensive willy waving contest, just this time with China and India.

Guess it may be time for a cover of "Whitey On The Moon"

Dems, Repubs eye up ban on chat apps they don't like

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Mushroom

Is the People's Republic of America....

...is so stupid / up its own arse, they are missing the massive, gaping,really fucking obvious problem?

Why are Google and Apple letting this data being collected and sent out in the first place?

Ah yeah, the broken, corrupt version of capitalism that is how the USA and much of the so called advanced societies like to live by. Everything is OK so long as money is going to the right people, and the right institutions.

Humanoid robot takes a retail job, but not one any store clerk wants to do

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Still waiting

Industrialisation was to free up workers from the labour of tending to the home, fields and making things in a small community, freeing them up to laze about.

Then automation and computers were going to allow us to work a couple of days a week, the robots cooked and clean for us, while we play beach volleyball after arriving by the sea in our nuclear powered flying cars.

Swedish datacenter operator wants to go nuclear

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And ...

...if your company goes bust, the up keep and decommissioning will fall to????

AmigaOS 3.2.2 released for those feeling nostalgic

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And my ST1024 is even better..

Shall I mention my 040 Falcon with an additional Maths Coprocessor, 4MB RAM, a 1GB HDD and 2x CD Writer?

That rig cost most than a decent second hand Vauxhall Cavalier back then (if such a thing existed).

Brit newspaper giant fills space with AI-assisted articles

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"The Register remains fully written and edited by humans*."

*Except where we have filled half the article with tweets

WFH? Google Cloud's offices like a 'ghost town' before new policy

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I'm confused...

The place is like a ghost town, so come in and share a desk.

That makes fuck all sense.

Atlassian to dump 500 – by email – in the name of 'rebalancing'

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Re: "... saying goodbye to around 500 Atlassians"

Nope not people, accounting losses.

EPA orders US states to check cyber security of public water supplies

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Why worry about cyber attacks...

...when you have good ol' corruption and greed to fall back on.

South Korea moves to resolve WWII dispute with Japan that troubles tech supply chains

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Re: How far back do we go?

"The 1st world cannot enforce 1st world societal norms, such as responsible birth control, in exchange for 1st world medicine, for example."

Define the norms.

There are plenty of "1st World" nation's where abortion is illegal, contraception is difficult to get and it's the woman that takes the full burden if she's gets pregnant

Sort our own shit out before patronising others

Btw.

This is EXACTLY what the Gates Foundation are trying to improve.

Don't worry, that system's not actually active – oh, wait …

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Re: pizza is the perfect food

"After a little trial and error, we figured out how to set a 40 foot multi-zone belt furnace..."

In a similar manner, we used a paper coater (think putting silicone or glue onto paper to make labels) that used to cook a pizza to perfection in less than 30 seconds. You used to pop it on just before turning the coating tap on. It even had a handy roller that allowed you to slide the pizza onto a plate.

The two 4" gas mains feeding this give you a clue to the output of this rapid meal heater.

Elon Musk yearns for AI devs to build 'anti-woke' rival ChatGPT bot

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He wants to build a Chatbot..

...but unfortunately when he asks software engineers to work for him, he doesn't feel a warm wet set of lips on his ass like he used to.

In fact his 24/7/365 bodyguards now have to hold his hand, just so he can have a tinkle in safety.

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Privileged White Guy ...

...complains about people not liking being used and abused by privileged white guys.

Is there a shorter version of Pathetic Narcissistic Attention Whore?

Texas mulls law forcing ISPs to block access to abortion websites

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Welcome...

To the People's Republic Of Texas.

Arm swans off to Nasdaq despite UK gov pleas to IPO in London

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Correction needed in article.

"adds urgency to the need for the UK government to publish its long-awaited semiconductor strategy.""

It should read

"adds urgency to the need for the UK government to publish its long-awaited Brexit strategy."

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To be fair, Rover was a money pit. It only survived as long as it did because of hand out after hand out They were badly but rust buckets from the 70s onwards, badly thrown together and with only a slight afterthought of quality.

They got their asses kicked by the Japanese (as did many UK automotive industries) because they make reliable well built cars.

I actually liked and had a few Rovers, and because of that, I became a dab hand at replacing body parts, treating and filling rust holes and high quality respraying, hell I even became good friends with girl in the parts department.

Thought you'd opted out of online tracking? Think again

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The non personalised ads .

.. is complete bollocks as well.

All mine are set to off, including my phone

Add a REALLY obscure band of the 90s to my Spotify playlist (Sheep On Drugs if you're wondering).

Two days later they appear in my FB feed, despite nothing I follow in anyway relates to an obscure no hit wonder band

So as a test,I added sk8ter boi by Avril Lavigne. Again no way related to Sheep in Drugs or any other band I listen to.....it took a week for her to pop in my Instagram.

If Tesla Investor Day was about exciting investors then boy did it fail

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Re: RE: re-engineering the underlying parts for lower cost

The issue is actually there are very few body shops left, the majority are just panel swappers and paint shops

An insurance company tried to write off a car because the dink in the rear meant a replacement rear window wouldn't fit. They said it was to expensive to replace glass, boot and get a respray. We argued it was crazy and they eventually found a proper body shop that took out the dink, dropped in the glass, and touched up the paint.

£2000 saved.

That's one example why insurance is so expensive.

I bought a couple of cars back from the insurance before and had them back up and running in a few hours.

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Re: RE: re-engineering the underlying parts for lower cost

"not just because cast alumin(i)um is a swine to repair."

It's no different to die cast or pressed. You smack it and weld it. Laser welding is an option on machined surfaces

I know, we do it day in day out. Hundreds of parts a week.

Cast Iron, now that's a bitch.

My God, it's full of tabs: Vivaldi's coolest new features shine on phones and cars

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The audio playback is great...

...YouTube wants you to pay for this privilege....no longer needed.

Well until Google create an "Enhancement" that accidently breaks it.

Bringing the IBM Thinkpad 'Butterfly' back to life

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FAIL

Re: Low bar

Tell you what

You create a brand new motherboard and screen with current machine specs and I'm sure not only will the reg create an article all about you, but I'll even sling you a tenner for your effort.

Apple's outsourced Lightning cable plant in India goes up in flames

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Re: Hurry for some curry

Well if you think a Korma is hot, I suggest you don't try anything really spicy like a glass of water.

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Re: Link?

"The world does not end at the borders of the EU."

No, but it does include that tiny, low population place called India

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Black Helicopters

Link?

EU effectively bans lightning connections for new phones.

Apple factory making said cables burns to ground. No fire prevention in place

Plant says fully insured.

Anyone checked for a melted petrol can next to the burnt pile of boxes in the corner?

Europe trims Apple App Store probe after deciding in-app payments not a problem

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Seems fair compromise.

If you go through Apple, you have to use Apple payment...BUT if you click a link, or go to the providers own site, you can pay there anyway they choose.

US government sets a 30-day deadline for wiping TikTok from feds' phones

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Just goes to show...

...how piss poor Government security is

If they can install TikTok, no doubt they can install PuzlegAmeFreeSuperEdition that just needs access to your contacts, media, files and precise location to run.

Twitter rewards remaining loyal staff by decimating them

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Re: The guy is an asshole. End of

"And all this because of a Tweet ?"

Try the thousands and thousands of people he's thrown on the scrap heap, all the businesses with the unpaid bills and those that make the money off the platform.

Or was that not obvious enough?

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The guy is an asshole. End of

Yes we may laugh at his antics and no doubt he is playing some spoil brats little game...

...but he fucking up real people lives. How many bouts of mental illness, family breakups and even suicides will he have ultimately caused?

I really wish he could be jailed for this....but he's rich, so no chance.

Biden wants chipmakers to provide childcare if they want billions in free money

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Re: Backwards

"And doesn't discriminate against the child-free (and less)"

Don't worry, those kids are going to be one ones paying for your retirement.

Just ask Japan what happens if we don't have enough kids.

News Corp outfoxed by IT intruders for years

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China gathering intelligence...

...from News Corp?

No wonder they needed 2+ years!

Who writes Linux and open source software?

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Re: It's not WHO is contributing, it's WHAT they're contributing

You're argue is seriously flawed.

You may of not noticed, but Apple don't use Linux, so developing a Kernel stack to run on their hardware is utterly irrelevant to them.

Uncle Sam to block Adobe absorption of Figma over monopoly fears

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It WILL give consumers more choice.

Pony up £100's of pounds a year and get stuff you don't want....or fuck off.

UK courts' £1.3B case management platform hit with failures

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Re: Seriously?

To be fair, you have to add in the "We can supply this system for for <insert lowest cost>

"Oh you want a different font to make it easier to read...well that's 30 days work at £1m per day."

Unless things change, first zettaflop systems will need nuclear power, AMD's Su says

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Re: late stage capitalism

Vanguard, BlackRock and State Street for starters.

You're welcome.

Google staff asked to share desk space in latest cost purge

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Hey we want you back in the office...

....but we don't have enough office space for you come back to.

Maybe they should Bing "Work from home".

Microsoft begs you not to ditch Edge on Google's own Chrome download page

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Re: Never really gave it a thought.

You install Chrome?

That's like saying I don't want to eat horseshit, I much prefer cowshit.

Supreme Court not interested in hearing about NSA's super-snoop schemes

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Remember...

Nothing to hide, nothing to fear.

Unless you're a government agency doing illegal intercepts, then you have plenty to hide.

I can't do that, Dave: AI drowns top sci-fi mag with story submissions

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To be fair to the AI...

In the past I've come across a lot of self published sci-fi work that would of been greatly improved by being completely rewritten by AI.

DNA testing biz vows to improve infosec after criminals break into database it forgot it had

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Re: Let me guess

" swab off to check their ethnicity makeups or the like."

Which is complete and utter bollocks anyway.

It for sad people who desperately cling to some meaningless strand of history to attempt to make their lives more "interesting"

Yes, looking at you in the state's claiming a great, great grandparent once had a dirty weekend in Dublin, so that makes you part Irish

Chinese boffins call for research on ‘countermeasures’ to US chip bans

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Re: Protected Intellectual Property

Because there are a multitude of countries (think BRICS) that would have no issues buying Chinese gear, in fact would buy it BECAUSE it's not US / Euro, so in order to get the likes of the WTO not block imports into those countries, they have to play ball

GoDaddy joins the dots and realizes it's been under attack for three years

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Well...

As there is only one language Putin understands, we should make it legal for all European and NATO nation's to hack Russian and her puppet states as well.

He only see's inaction as a weakness, so if we allow him to do this, then he and his cronies will just escalate it.

The second dust bowl cometh for America, supercomputer warns

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New account.

False information.

Is it worth pointing out the flaws in his post?

Gen Z lingo and search engines: A Millennial Odyssey

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FAIL

Here is how I found out the slang my kids use .

....wait for it...

...it's a crazy concept ...

....alien to many parents....

...wait....

I ASKED THEM!.

I know, just crazy right? Talking to your kids, I know!

DigitalOcean waves goodbye to 11 percent of staff

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They employ people?

I just thought it was a fully automated bot and malware factory.

Most Londoners would quit before they give up working from home

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I don't mind the daily commute...

Get to see the sunrise over misty valleys, looking into the valley with its sheep, cows and horse, but having to dodge to occasional deer, pheasant or suicidal rabbit that's wandered into the road can keep you on your toes.

Sure the tractors and combines sometimes slow you down a little (although plenty of modern tractors will happily go as fast as you), but its no big deal.

Hell I even get to run along a steam train from time to time, although rarely being eye level with the pilot of a Chinook can freak you out.

Yeah I'm on shit pay, but would I swap for £150k a year to live in London? Not a chance in hell.