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1. This crypto-coin is called Jimbo. 2. $8m was stolen from its devs in flash loan attack

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Hold on.

Isn't this just standard stock market trading?

Buy low, sell high.

If you take a loan out to buy low, "forcing" prices up, then selling back at higher cost. Repay loan and profit.

This Jimbo lot were just idiots for letting it happen so easily.

BMW adds games to the 5 series but still ain't the Ultimate Gaming Machine

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Re: BMW aren't losing to Tesla because of games

Do Mercs still use a £400 module to flash a light bulb?

Do they still complain if you stick in a different make of bulb?

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Re: Oh my.

@cowhorsefrog.

Have you tried getting out and, you know, experiencing life, rather than rage about absolutely everything?

Microsoft up in Arms over data-loss protection in Windows 11

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Mushroom

Please Stop.

"Users can learn how to onboard their ARM64-based endpoints here'

FFS, it's like being in a meeting with a team of managers who have read "How to say a a lot, without saying anything"

New York county still dealing with ransomware eight months after attack

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Welcome to Reg USA

"personally identifiable information like addresses, insurance numbers and other contact details."

Unlike the good ol' USofA, having you NI number out in the wild is nowhere as near as bad as a Social Security Number in the US. Apart from work, the taxman and pension, I'm struggling to remember where else it's used. Unlike the SSN where it's used to identify if you want to get almost anything requirinh even the most basic of checks.

Intel mulls cutting ties to 16 and 32-bit support

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Re: Legacy

It will lose out big time?

How big? A few hundred out of several million a year?

And you could always still by the older chips

AMD scours parts bin for old CPUs, GPUs to put in Chromebooks

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Meh...

I've just in the process of swapping out my dad's old P4, yes a P4, for a i5 from about 2016.

He watches YouTube and does a bit of web surfing and that's it. I'm only swapping out because it sounds like concord taking off and it takes forever to boot. He doesn't care.

So not everyone needs a pc that can watch a 4k video with Dolby Atmos surround sound while playing Final Fantasy 15 on secondary a 72" 8k monitor.

SF cops got warrant-free OK to watch protest via private security cameras

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A dozen police turn up and say "We think a bunch of trouble makers are going to riot outside your shop". Can we have access to your camera.

In reality it's a bunch of people wanting civil rights, just matching and waving a few flags.

Then do the cops come back and say. Ok done, please revoke our access and permission?

I think not.

Uncle Sam strangles criminals' cashflow by reining in money mules

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Re: A fool and their money, etc.

Go back. Read article.

China hasn't told Micron why it failed security review, or what its ban means

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Re: Tit for tat

Not sure why you got down votes, except maybe because Huawei DID cooperate with the British and US spooks.

Remember, even officially, "Security concerns" does actually cover economic risk.

Parent discovers the cost of ignoring Roblox: £2,500 and heart palpitations

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Simple...

Don't save payment information!

I have two autistic girls (FFS stop using that as a pretext for everything). One us an absolute sod for guessing / watching her mum's passwords, but neither of us have payments stored.

If they want to buy something in Roblox (they have grown out of it mostly), we buy a Roblox gift card and added it directly to the Roblox account. Same for Fortnite etc.

Next week, kids buy stuff because parents left their cards laying around.

UK's GDPR replacement could wipe out oversight of live facial recognition

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Re: What's the problem?

I can turn my phone off. Can't turn my face off

Sci-fi author 'writes' 97 AI-generated tales in nine months

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Re: “Impressive returns”, or not.

The difference is, just like printed design, it's a create once, earn repeatedly.

So that income could repeat every year for the next 50, it could fall, or could massively increase.

China bans Micron products after security review finds unspecified flaws

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Re: If they really wanted to make a point

As far as I can find out (most stats are behind pay walls and can't be bothered to spend an eternity finding out), China is it's second largest market, so it is going to have quite an impact

Privacy Sandbox, Google's answer to third-party cookies, promised within months

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Re: Sounds worse

"and that are far more intrusive from the privacy point of view"

Well if your actually using a decent browser, 3rd party cookies are a complete non-issue these days.

Tesla batteries went from fully charged to fully disabled after botched patch, lawsuit claims

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Re: Yet Another Needless Distraction

"But still the most valuable car maker in the world."

Blockbuster

MySpace

Solyndra

Palm

Pebble

MySpace

Shall I go on?

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Re: Internet cars

Yes because locking, climate control and charging is so much easier on a phone, rather than pressing the button right in front of you.

Car makers are only interested in leasing these days, but wait until dealers no longer can sell the cars after 3 years because no one wants to buy them.

FTC sues VoIP provider over 'billions of illegal robocalls'

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In the UK when it comes to unsolicited calls and texts, it is now possible to hit directors directly if they wind up a business to avoid paying the fine.

In practice........

Intel says Friday's mystery 'security update' microcode isn't really a security update

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Could be..

...one hell of a hole, so much so, they are pushing out updates before announcing the flaw.

No more macros? No problem, say miscreants, we'll adapt

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Well they tried the.

"Are you sure?'

"This is untrusted,are you sure"

Then finally

" You've downloaded this random file from the internet. Are you sure? Yes we know you just asked, but this is probably a virus are you really fucking sure you dumb ass?

Blocking was the only answer to human stupidity.

Musk decides to bury dead Twitter accounts, warns users follower counts could sink

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Interesting...

A day after this account, my twitter handle mysteriously had a suspicious login attempt. An account that has been used in about 7 years.

I've saved him some effort. I logged in and closed the account.

Britain's largest private pension scheme reveals scale of Capita break-in

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Please...

Get the 10% of annual turnover off these clowns.

Oh I forgot, the government will pay them £20billion to set up the excel spreadsheet required to collect it.

Most of UK agriculture dept's customer interactions are paper based

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Oh I don't know. I can get a cracking signal in the fields by me, especially the ones with about a house every 1km.

However the high street in the large village I'm in? O2 or forget it.

BOFH: Ah. Company-branded merch. So much better than a bonus

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AHH the good old USB

We all know them

Metal U-clip with a central pivot point, bearing the logo on and with black plasticy housing.

Cost about £1 each and usually last about 10 uses before the data gets corrupted.

Cisco: Don't use 'blind spot' – and do use 'feed two birds with one scone'

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Re: Get a life, hand-wringers & namby-pambys.

Interesting you used "Calm down dear" considering that "dear" "love" and "pet" have been actively discouraged in English county council's where in fact it's non gender or race based. A classic example of trying to "be inclusive" by wiping out it's actual intent

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Are you saying their feelings are not valid? You want to oppress them?

It's every mans, or woman's, right to be angry, even if it's not physically possible for himself, or herself, to show anger.

WordPress plugin hole puts '2 million websites' at risk

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Really?

"Casey Ellis, founder and CTO at security crowdsourcer Bugcrowd, told The Register that anyone whose WordPress site is hacked should migrate it to a SaaS host, where the security maintenance is outsourced to a third party and a web application firewall can be put up in front of the site."

Or....

Turn on Auto updates.

Install a backup solution

Install a WAF.

Stick it behind Cloudflare or Akami.

Not everyone's site is worth spending hundreds of Pounds a month on.

CERN celebrates 30 years since releasing the web to the public domain

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Re: The only reason that WWW ...

It's Jake.

He doesn't do change unless it's to the detriment of the larger society.

Uncle Sam sounds like it may actually do something about rampant visa H-1B fraud

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Re: Indian Immigration Visa

Let's see.

EU strong labour laws, decent (usually free) health care, social security, decent holidays.

USA. Errrrrrmmm.....Guns?

Boffins claim to create the world's first wooden transistor

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Joke

It makes sense...

When AI has wiped most of civilisation of the face of the Earth, we will need wooden processors to go with our sticks and stones we use for tool.

Musk tried to wriggle out of Autopilot grilling by claiming past boasts may be deepfakes

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Re: The Dog ate my homework

That's actually next month's defence.

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Re: All you need to know about Musk

It's because of lazy, ignorant, incompetent or greedy website owners that can't grasp the most basic concept of data privacy.

I usually go for greed.

Elizabeth Holmes is not going to prison – for the moment

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Re: The best legal system money can buy

@llaryllama

You clearly don't understand the US legal system.

Even a cursory glance will show you that there is a disproportionate amount of poor (mainly black) persons in prison. It's well known if you are poor, black you are more likely to go to prison for a minor crime, than a rich white person is for a major crime. Throw in the bias towards ethnical biased laws and the issue is multiplied. Add to that bail bonds the poor can't afford, then you are already in prison for a major length of time, even if innocent.

It's not known as the best legal system

"A street kid gets arrested, gonna do some time

he got out three years from now just to commit more crime

A businessman is caught with 24 kilos, he's out on bail and out of jail and that's the way it goes"

Oracle's examplar win over SAP for Birmingham City Council is 3 years late

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For starters it's the largest in the country then add in hundreds of legacy systems.

It's like saying Tesco's and Lidl are both supermarkets, so why don't they use the same systems?

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Black Country not Brummie.

Try again.

First attempt by Japan's ispace biz to land on Moon ends in awkward silence

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Re: It's taking a dust nap

You may of noticed most of the world is bed with the Saudi's. How else do you explain the rampant corruption and human rights abuses that get ignored?

Techies all GUI-eyed as Xerox says goodbye to Palo Alto Research Center

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Re: Companies Failing to Market and Profit from their Employees' Inventions

The issue is simply sheer cost and weight.

A 42" panel is around 6kg, without housing and controllers etc. POA.

US Supreme Court snubs that guy who wants AI recognized as patent inventors

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Good

Because all that would happen is it would generate thousands of "new" things a minute, file a patent and then sue anyone that is even close to such junk

Florida folks dragged out of bed by false emergency texts

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Happy

Re: Worry about it in the UK

See, as to prove my point, the lights on the bridge were playing up this morning and we had to all stop on the road due to a couple of lambs and their mum running up and down the main road.

I don't miss city commutes and the corporate slog one f**kng bit. Give me being skint and happy over that any day.

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Re: Why would anyone leave these turned on?

The Emergency Alert is a complete different setting to Do Not Disturb.

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Worry about it in the UK

Nope. Turned off.

Sure there may be a terrorist attack in my rural village, or the river 50 metres below my house may flood, or ...or...hmmm.

Unless they are going to warn me about a cow in the road or the temporary traffic lights not working on the bridge do I have a 5 mile diversion, I'll skip it thanks

Let's face it, with our mob in charge, it'll be terrorist attack...next time man with a knife...then immigrants seen on a boat...then kids seen taking hippie crack in a park....then whatever the fuck the Daily Mail is whining about that week.

That 3CX supply chain attack keeps getting worse: Other vendors hit

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Confused.

"Leave it to the Finns to come up with such a novel concept"

What's novel about a suspended prison sentence for a first time offence?

Ahhh, forgot this is now a US site, the land of mass incarceration and bail bonds.

Oracle offers AI to tell you if those lead times are hogwash

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Are the lead times Hogwash...

...Yes.

There, just saved everyone £10million in annual licences.

CEO sorry after telling staff to 'leave pity city' over bonuses

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Remember folks.

If you get hit by a buss tomorrow, your family and friends will miss you forever.

The company will look for a replacement the next day.

Yourself, family and friends first. Work...well fuck em.

Microsoft nopes out after Twitter starts charging $$$ for API access

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Going to sue?

Are there any lawyers willing to risk it, or do they ask for cash in advance when it come to dealing with this manchild?

GlobalFoundries sues IBM for flogging 'chip secrets to Intel, Rapidus'

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Re: IBM great damage to GFS ??

ChatGPT has a newer version you can use now. Feel free to try it out.

Musk tells Twitter advertisers: You're welcome back, but don't make demands

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Wow...

And we thought jobs had a reality distortion field.

Hi, I pissed you all off by allowing your brands to be associated with hate speech, but you're ok to come back and give me money, but don't ask not to appear next to hate speech.

Is that one way ticket to Mars any closer? Nope thought not. Shame.

Pentagon super-leak suspect cuffed: 21-year-old Air National Guardsman

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Re: BBC journalists need a clue.

It was a Minecraft discord server, so you could argue it was a gaming (discussion) server.

Baidu sues Apple and anyone else in sight over ERNIE chatbot fakes

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Re: Ignoring the whole AI side of things

But there aren't official (last time I looked) apps for Midjourney and Stable Diffusion, just interfaces to the actual online APIs.

In fact there are loads of apps that are little more than reskined web pages.

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Re: Fastest milkman in the West.

"I wonder how much of Benny Hill's material today would pass master."

Having partly watched an episode a few weeks ago and saw a "Chinese" character, I'd say none of it. Some 70s stuff seems pretty racist, sexist and homophobic by today's standards, but it was a completely other level