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Intel loses another exec as datacenter, AI chief named Nokia CEO

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Re: Yawn

Can I have some of that shit your smoking, it's clearly "better" than what I have.

Some workers already let AI do the thinking for them, Microsoft researchers find

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Here is how far I trust MS information.

I came into work today and that stupid advertising, I mean lock screen had the following useful information.

Top right: "The end of the year is upon us once again and the holidays are coming up"

Centre: "Prioritise your well being this holiday season with Microsoft Search ...."

Checks date. Yup 10th of February.

Still makes a change from all the Copilot crap...

Amazon, Google asked to explain why they were serving ads on sites hosting CSAM

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Go look at the recent case of the Google advertising anti-trust case.

They pretty much control the advertising space, and people wanting to place ads have pretty much no say on where they go, except Google going "Trust us bro, don't worry your pretty little heads about it".

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Why do they host ads?

Money.

You're welcome.

Cloudflare hopes to rebuild the Web for the AI age - with itself in the middle

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Re: Hmm. But that's not what they're saying.

Congratulations on not understanding what you are talking about.

Cloudflares captcha (there are a few variations you can choose from) shouldn't in theory be presented to humans.

You seem to have a bizarre issue where it's checked that you are human then not presented you with the captcha i.e. its working exactly as intended.

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Re: An offer you can't refuse

Cloudflare offer FREE AI bot prevention tools, so feel free to not use them, but I'd rather have them blocking bots thanks.

Creators demand tech giants fess up and pay for all that AI training data

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Here AI...

...eat some Nightshade bitches.

https://nightshade.cs.uchicago.edu/whatis.html

Copilot+ PCs? Customers just aren't buying it – yet

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Re: Roll-up roll-up, get your 3D TV Here

Is that 3D TV compatible with my AR headset?

Microsoft makes sweet, sweet music with Windows MIDI Services

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There was a reason Atari dominated...

...it wasn't just the fact it had built in ports, it's also the timing was damned good for the time.The PC, even with the best cards, couldn't get close.

Then the Falcon030 came along and completely and utterly obliterated anything the PC could manage. It took years for the PC to get even close.

Blue Origin spins up lunar gravity for New Shepard flight

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Re: Expensive solution

Sure, just lob one into space and off you go.

Trump admin seeks to reclassify federal CIOs, opening door to political appointees

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The word you are looking for USA is...

..coup

Congratulations on voting for a dictatorship.

Microsoft quietly erases Windows 11 TPM 2.0 bypass workaround from help page

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Re: Does Anyone Actually Need A TPM ?

"Whenever a general person purchases a PC, a TPM module is never an issue that they are aware of, let alone think about."

Nor do they worry if it has a memory controller, as every pc has one.

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WTF?

Re: bye bye MS

Did he say anything about cost? No.

Same reason I'll probably go Apple.

My software will 100% work, my graphics tablets will work and my printers will work.

And yes I've tried Linux, multiple times, in fact I've a couple devices running it, but not for my main workhorse.

UK biz dept overspent by £208M prepping to pay workers hurt in Post Office IT scandal

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Re: If true....

Some people think Royal Mail and the Post Office are the same.

Probably think the GPO do their broadband as well.

FBI's secret UFO hunters fear Trump's January 6 purge will send them into orbit

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Got to find it first.

Intel knocked off global chip revenue top spot after rotten 2024

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Re: Making America Great Again! Really???

"Where is "Agent Orange" when his buddies really need him????????"

Preparing tariffs as they can neither compete on quality or price, so requires big government help to keep the share prices up.

Palantir designed to 'power the West to its obvious innate superiority,' says CEO

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In the good old days you were told

"That you shouldn't wish I'll on anyone".

Sorry but I hope these scumbags all die a slow and lingering death in fucking agony. The sooner the better. Then we can line up to shit on their graves.

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Re: Also scary...

Welcome to the growth at all costs rot economy.

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Re: Sombody stop the earth

Aliens passed back in the 50s and went "Fuck that" and carried on.

Abandoned AWS S3 buckets can be reused in supply-chain attacks that would make SolarWinds look 'insignificant'

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It's about a decade since I left IT...

...just as this shit was kicking off.

Devs loved "the cloud", because they didn't have to bother with us in IT, and all their stupid rules, like security, server management , ownership and proper administration.

And because they decided they knew better, this is why you have these clusterfucks now.

Right I'm off to bash some metal, I find it's less painful then repeatedly banging my head against a desk.

UK govt must learn fast and let failing projects die young

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Some joined up thinking would help.

My story, given I haven't been to the doctor's in about 10 years.

Try calling. Engaged constantly.

Never heard of call waiting? Call back?

So try book online.

Need NHS account.

Put all details in, create account. Log in.

Try to book, says my details are under a different account. WTF?

So I now have two accounts, but only one I can use?

Why didn't it telli already had an account FFS.

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Ok so now try to book that Doctor's appointment.

No appointments for next two weeks. No option to book later.

Try again a week later.

No option to even try to see the GP, just get results or have blood test.

I don't need either of these.

Try again couple of days later.

Different options, but still no GP.

(BTW, still can't get on the phone).

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So finally, visit the NHS centre in person.

"You can see the GP tomorrow or in three days time?"

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Turns out you can't even book to see the GP online, but there is nothing on the site telling that

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It's something when I can book an appointment at a little local hairdressers easier than with a multi billion Pound organisation.

OpenAI, Microsoft urge judge to toss out Musk's 'fact-free' lawsuit

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Can they all lose?

"is devoid of factual specificity and substantiation, repeatedly relying on unsupported 'information and belief,'"

Are the talking about Musk or AI in general?

Microsoft vet laments a world where even toothbrushes need reboots

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Re: How else...

But my first electric toothbrush cost £30. It lasted almost 20 years.

My current one cost the same.

It's now 5 years old.

Somehow I don't think a friend £145 one (down from £250, so clearly a bargain!) will still be going as long.

The benefits.

His connects to an app for a timer!

Mine vibrates differently every 30 seconds.

The app can tell him he's brushing to hard or to soft

My nerves tell me that.

The app tells you when the brush is worn out.

My eyes tell me that.

The ONLY advantage it has, is a better battery BUT he says "it only takes an hour to charge, not 8".

My reply "How many times a day do you clean your teeth".

Sometimes cheaper is better.

Oh, my £150 14 year old TV is still going strong thanks.

Privacy Commissioner warns the ‘John Smiths’ of the world can acquire ‘digital doppelgangers’

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Re: Police....

My late brother was arrested at his home because he was wanted for jumping bail.

The fact he had always lived 100 miles away from the real wanted person was irrelevant. We had to PROVE his innocence by pulling out birth certificates and bank statements.

After their names and DOB matched, so they MUST have the right person.

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Re: Tough Problem

"would you have described them as "two boys"?

Just starting "back in the day" they could of easily be 16 or younger.

And as pointed out, I asked woman just the past Saturday who she was at the event with, and she said "those girls over there". The youngest was probably 40.

I've also said "who's the new lad?" on quite a few occasions.

DeepSeek means companies need to consider AI investment more carefully

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And yet...

....there is no killer use for this insane amount of money that could of been spent doing something useful.

Musk’s DOGE ship gets ‘full’ access to Treasury payment system, sinks USAID

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Re: OK

@"beast"666

You want to be careful, otherwise you may find a Ukrainian drone popping into you appartment lobby to say hi.

By appartement, I mean mummies house.

US senator wants to slap prison term, $1M fine on anyone aiding Chinese AI with ... downloads?

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I take it the $500 million

Stargate bullshit machine investment is just being spent on bribes and marketing.

Ontario responds to Trump tariff by pitching Starlink deal into the trash

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Re: Don't get angry

Or in case of Musk ...just ignore him.

Microsoft to kill off Defender VPN this month

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Microsoft has a VPN?

Which fools trusted that to keep data safe?

BT fiber rollout passes 17 million homes, altnet challenge grows

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I agree.

I've FTTC and at 38mbs it's absolutely fine for me. For me, waiting 30 seconds less to download a file for twice the price is just pointless. I was happy with it at 18mbs, but it was cheaper to switch than stay as it was

I can understand for a large family with everyone on line, or people that handle huge files, but for most it's fine.

Googlers asked if they'd like to bury themselves next to Stadia, Chromecast, DropCam

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Only those from PR and Legal will not be allowed to take redundancy. The actual people that keep the place going will be shown the door.

HPE's $14B Juniper takeover slams into Dept of Justice roadblock

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A quick wave of Brown envelopes...

...to the Cunt In Chief and those at the DoJ investigating this will be looking for a new job.

Tesla's numbers disappoint again ... and the crowd goes wild ... again

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Re: an alleged Nazi salute

Yes, he may of been inspired by Mussolini rather Hitler.

DARPA asking for ideas on automating money laundering detection

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Re: Why AI ???

So racial profiling?

Trump will be proud of you, as only homegrown white men can have money.

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It's a Russian troll bot but not a very good one.

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It's easy to spot in any country...

Freeports.

Art

Stock Exchanges.

There that's 90%

The other 10%?

Mobile phone shops

Vape shops

Those clothes shops you see in shopping centres with 10 staff and 1 customer (per day).

The curious story of Uncle Sam's HR dept, a hastily set up email server, and fears of another cyber disaster

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Re: welcome to hell

"In that sense I was taught right and wrong. Good and Evil. I tend to recognize it when I see it."

Ah the bible.

Incest. Good

Rape. Good

Gang Rape of your virgin daughters, even better.

Genocide Good

Mass Murder Good

Wanton Destruction. Good.

Misogyny. Good.

Yup a shining example of a book to live you're life by.

White House asks millions of govt workers if they would be so kind as to fork right off

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I wonder....

... how many Trump voters affected will go "sure I voted for this, so I'll happily go"

Boom's XB-1 jet nails supersonic flight for first time

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Re: Petty

Well, they are all US territories now. C'mon as if he doesn't want Iceland as well now. Make cheap burgers great again!

SLAP, Apple, and FLOP: Safari, Chrome at risk of data theft on iPhone, Mac, iPad Silicon

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All this is under very specific lab conditions

...how big a threat is it in the real world though?

That bit rate is very low, and the accuracy....how much other shit was running at the same time?.

AI agents? Yes, let's automate all sorts of things that don't actually need it

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Re: Slightly narrow sided thinking.

@Truth1492

So what you are saying is I have to very carefully state what I want, otherwise I may not get what I ask for?

So if I want a a USB-C I need to go...I don't know

Please purchase a 3m usb cable with a female type c connector at each end, with a black and white braided cord, that has at least a 4 star review rating with a minimum of 1000 reviews, each containing at least 6 words. Then please get the vendor to send it via the cheapest method, but to my alternative drop off point rather than my house. If this isn't in stock then please can I have either a 5m cable......

Or I just go on a fucking website and go, click, click,click, done!

Microsoft admits January's Windows Update broke USB Digital to Audio Convertor

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I'm guessing you're a small shop or outsourced, because otherwise why isn't the OOH team doing the actual update?

Trump eyes up to 100% tariffs on foreign semiconductors, TSMC in crosshairs

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Awesome...

...sounds like a plan to kill the economy.

I gave no idea why these countries are worried.

The USA has no choice but to buy these parts, so fuck em. Why not make it 1000%, or even a million.

WINE 10 is still not an emulator, but Windows apps won't know the difference

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Re: Looking to switch.

It's the biggest rival to Adobe out there.

I just upgraded (after five years) to the new version on the Universal plan, so Mac, iPad and PC for the grand total of £20!

Meta blocked Distrowatch links on Facebook while running Linux servers

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Don't let them off the hook...

...Zuck is scum, only interested in money and power.

They could fix much of what is wrong with Meta, but over and over it gets blocked at the highest level, because after all, number must go up.

I'll admit it, I'm on there because in the early days it was OK.

Now it's the primary way I find out about live music events.

I'm on Bluesky and it's a joy to only see posts from people I actually want to follow. The problem is it have 90% of the people I follow on there....yet.

DeepSeek's R1 curiously tells El Reg reader: 'My guidelines are set by OpenAI'

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Re: I can't think of anything more stupid and inefficient

It already has a name "Habsburg AI" which refers to model collapse.

UK council selling the farm (and the fire station) to fund ballooning Oracle project

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I'll give a slightly different perspective...

...I can't give specifics as people that know me reading it will know who I am.

This is not just public sector issue, it a large entity issue.

It's not just Oracle, it's a management/ project management issue.

I will give my example.

The in house it team in the area concerned we're not at any point informed or encouraged in discussion "due to our negative attitude to the existing core product roll out" (which itself failed to deliver on half the promises, one of which I warned them about from day one, which ended up costing £70,000 to correct, but I digress). So managers, consultants from the core product team, and a third party all huddled together over a 6 months to come up with super shiny. A replacement for the old system which I was an expert in.

They bought £500,000 worth of shiny of the 3rd party and then spent 3 months trying to get it to work. They all squabbled about who's fault it was because it couldn't do XYZ, vendor A had said it could, vendor B said out of spec. It was still going when i walked out.

In the meantime I'd used a trial bit if software, that would cost £1000 / annum and a spare server we had. Whacked up a webpage to spit out the info required and bingo. Job done.

All the teams rolled it out by stealth as a "test", as it did exactly what they wanted.

Then the trial was coming to an end. I asked for the £1000 to purchase the software.

Nothing

Getting closer to expiry date.

Nothing.

1 day to go

Nothing.

Expiry date came.

Software closed down all hell broke loose as they were no blind.

Somehow it's my fault.

Next day I didn't get out of bed and never went back.

Don't know if fixed or not. I doubt it, as nothing was documented, as far as I was concerned it was a trial.

Tldr

Blame the management teams and the sales consultants, for not having fucking clue what the staff and end users actually need or want.

US freezes foreign aid, halting cybersecurity defense and policy funds for allies

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Congratulations....

...on handing China an easy win.

I guess he's not to clued up on soft power.

In other news, Trump threatens Greenland, so Denmark is to spend over a billion dollars on beefing up Artic defence. And I doubt it will be using US hardware.

South Carolina's abandoned nuclear reactors positioned to fuel the AI datacenter boom

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Re: Best case scenario

Yes, because every fule noes that big guberment is bad. Leave it to the markets to decide what's best