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This one weird trick can make online publishing faster, safer, more attractive, and richer

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Re: AI generated content might ironically be the the straw that breaks the camel's back.

When using Google try something.

novels by Arthur C Clarke shit

Or

Fuck how to fix a Hotpoint washing machine.

Swearing drops the Google AI results from the results.

Pirate Bay financier and far-right activist Carl Lundström dies in plane crash

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Re: Rest in Peace

Oh look, another AC troll

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Re: muh far right

Posting twice make you look double the idiot.

Microsoft tempted to hit the gas as renewables can't keep up with AI

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Mushroom

Can we just burn...

...the tech bros and US government (both sides).

Pretty sure it'll be more beneficial to humanity than anything they can conceive.

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Re: Wait...

Yes ...but money, sweet, sweet money.

City council rejects inquiry into £130M Oracle IT disaster

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Happy

Re: Look, it’s only £130m

Eggs? Birmingham?

You must be talking about the legendary Mr Egg cafe.

That reference is for Birmingham ravers of a certain age, who now have a tear in their eye, thinking about the good old days. Icon? Of course it had to be.

We did not have Brave clashing with Rupert Murdoch on our 2025 bingo card, but there it is

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Yeah I'm with the Murdochs on this, and as such, I need to take a very long shower.... hopefully the stench will come off.

OpenAI asks Uncle Sam to let it scrape everything, stop other countries complaining

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I've bought a gun, a getaway car and have a crew ...

...I should be allowed to rob banks, otherwise how am I allowed to profit?

I've never come across a bunch of people more deserving of being put up against a wall and shot than this lot.

Bring on the revolution.

Rocket Lab says NASA lacks leadership on Mars Sample Return

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Am I the only one reading it this way?

They haven't said no at all. What they have said is "maybe next year". He says it's not leadership, but sometimes that's what it takes. Anything to him other than "Yes, here's the money" appears to be seen as a rejection.

With the current mess and corruption going on in the US government at the moment, NASA are probably wondering if they'll actually be around next year, yet alone getting soil from Mars. Spending this much money at this time would give the assholes "running" the government a chance to say "Look at all this money NASA is wasting"

Man with artificial heart survives over 100 days outside hospital

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This is brilliant....

....but I just can't get the bat shit crazy film Crank 2 out of my head now.

Expired Juniper routers find new life – as Chinese spy hubs

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Re: I wonder, wonder who....

Given the fact it's a large number of devices, but only 10 customers, yeah. Telco or Networking infrastructure.

Intel's new CEO: Chip world veteran Lip-Bu Tan

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Dear staff and customers.

The new CEO has a "proven track record of creating shareholder value (and) is exactly what Intel needs in its next CEO"

Staff: Please you're fired.

Customers: You're fucked.

Free95 claims to be a GPL 3 Windows clone, but it's giving vaporware vibes

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Tech Press.

...much of the Tech "press" these days is little more than PR mouth pieces. Gone are the days where many of the tech journalists would dare criticise and scrutinise what was released. Now it's just pretty much "Take press release, swap words around, publish".

Actually it's a little unfair to call the journalists out (although many are NOT journalists), it's more a problem with editorial slop shops, to scared to upset people.

The are a few left, The Reg (although some articles are just PR slop), 404 Media, Aftermath and ARS Technica.

So it's no suprise that some are praising it, as they are just to lazy / incompetent/ corrupt to check the facts.

Printers start speaking in tongues after Windows 11 update

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Throw in HP

fucking up device drivers, it seems like the rot economy has fired so many aged over 21 they have forgetten how to keep the lights on for anything made before 2024.

DOGE helps Veterans Affairs end IT contract run by service-disabled entrepreneurs

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A post from DOGE on the X social media platform

A post from DOGE on the X propaganda platform

TFTFY

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Re: This just keeps getting worse

Oh trust me, I've hated this guy since he called a real hero a pedo.

Some people deserve hate.

FTC's $25.5M scam refund treats victims to $34 each

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Re: 'barred from misrepresenting their services in the future'

Yeah. It's ok to lie until convicted*

*You know where I'm going, so no need to explain further.

Microsoft adds another Copilot hotkey – this time for AI voice chat

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FAIL

It's not Clippy v2

It's Cortana V2. You know, the one no one wanted or used and was removed last year.

Europe's largest council kept auditors in the dark on Oracle rollout fiasco for 10 months

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Re: Lessons ...

Well forget the pub, the landlords will sell them of and BCC will grant permission for a badly built faceless block of flats to go in it's place.

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FAIL

Re: To err is human...

"Simpler and cheaper, never needs replacing. (Apart from the pencils.)"

Those affected by the Windrush scandal would like a quiet word about how great paper based systems are.

Allstate Insurance sued for delivering personal info on a platter, in plaintext, to anyone who went looking for it

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But we fixed it!

Your honour.

I robbed those banks years ago and now I've stopped doing it, so no need to bother sending me to gaol.

Junior techie rushed off for fun weekend after making a terminal mistake that crashed a client

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We did this a couple of times..

...when applying updates.

We would apply update to hot standby, reboot (yes Windows) Flip over, if all good, update main system, reboot, flip back.

After a couple of fuck ups (note there was a lot of dodgy hacks to get these hot standbys running, as the manufacturer told us it was impossible to do, but we did) we came across the genius idea.

As we had to do the work via RDP, simply changing the desktop colours completely eliminated the "Which server am I on?" Issue.

Google's Chrome divorce still on the cards as Trump's DoJ plays hardball

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What's the issue?

Google will just lay of more if the people that matter, make their products even shitter and stuff everything with unwanted AI slip.

It's worked in the past, so I'm sure that it will keep working. It's what investors , sorry, people want.

Surprise! People don't want AI deciding who gets a kidney transplant and who dies or endures years of misery

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It's the US, you don't need AI..

Does the health insurance cover it?

No.

Sorry die bitch.

Yes

Let us Delay, Deny, Defend.

Developer sabotaged ex-employer with kill switch activated when he was let go

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Joke

What?

"non-terminating threads that would consume more and more resources until the computer running the code crashed"

Who the hell is still running SQL server on NT4?

Google teases AI Mode for search, giving Gemini total control over your results

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FAIL

The slop gets "better"

just read an article on 404 media where Google AI summarised an AI summary of Mein Kampf calling it "A true work of art"

404media.co/google-amazon-ai-search-mein-kampf-

You can't make this shit up....unlike AI.

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Just swear

To lose AI results in the dog shit slop that is Google search, just swear.

Try it

Up to $75M needed to fix up rural hospital cybersecurity as ransomware gangs keep scratching at the door

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Thank you Microsoft...

as a company, making Billions of Dollars every quarter, I'm happy that rather than pointing and going, "Look Bad", you're doing the decent thing and using a tiny fraction of your disgusting profits to pay to help them fix it.

No?

Then fuck off and carry on ripping people off by producing bug ridden software that is the cause of most of these issues.

Toronto Zoo ransomware crooks snatch decades of visitor data

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@tiggity

There is the clause that information held has to be up to date and relevant.

If you are unable to confirm this is correct, then the data should be getting removed.

"If you discover that personal data is incorrect or misleading, you must take reasonable steps to correct or erase it as soon as possible."

Oh Brother. Printer giant denies dirty toner tricks as users cry foul

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It's just another AC troll factory bot.

Reg, can we just get rid of AC accounts now, given that 99% of them are now just troll accounts?

Or do we have to allow for people that think the handle is their real name?

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Re: Xerox seems to be OK..

The phasers are brilliant printers, but boy do they use some power.

Also don't move one until they are completely cooled down, they are not fun to clean.

Microsoft goes native with Copilot. Again

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"How do I set up Bluetooth.mm"

"Good question. Before windows 8, setting up a device in Windows was straightforward. You would go into Control Panel and find the section you want. Since 8, thanks to constant UI changes and settings having a split personality disorder, I'm fucked if I know. I hope that answers your question".

China's Silk Typhoon, tied to US Treasury break-in, now hammers IT and govt targets

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Re: Chinese government crew

From the dozens of previous articles / press releases?

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Re: Well there is an easy fix...

It's fine, the hackers are wearing suits.

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Well there is an easy fix...

...fire even more of the department tasked with stopping this

Cybereason CEO leaves after months of boardroom blowups

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Well that's what happens

when the company is run by VC's with no interest in actually running the company.

Windows 365 Disaster Recovery Plus promises Cloud PC comebacks in 30 minutes

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Local mirroring is great until the building is compromised.

My last companies DR test included driving to the back up site and getting up and running in

30 - 60 minutes (we did these every 6 months). Given its at least a 20 minute drive it was pretty good.

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VM snapshots take minutes, if not seconds to restore.

Brits end probe into Microsoft's $13B bankrolling of OpenAI

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Good...

...this way they MS can take a hit when OpenAI collapses.

SpaceX loses a Falcon 9 booster and scrubs a Starship

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Re: SX runs better when he's around it.

I'll think you'll find Musk spent $44 billion to buy his place in government.

Cloudflare's bot bouncer blocks weirdo browsers

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Can I just say...

...as a Cloudflare user, this is the website owners choice.

In Cloudflare, you as the owner of the site, get to choose your level of threat protection, even on the basic mode.

For example, if you try to get to my backend, outside of the UK, you're going to get blocked.

Same for accessing the front end from many countries (I only sell to the UK, so really don't care if China can't scrape the content).

However for legitimate traffic, there is multiple options on bot / malicious traffic detection, from js detection, captcha, blocking known bots etc etc.

My guess is a lot of these sites are enforcing strict blocking, after all, how many here can't get to the reg?

Microsoft: So what if it costs 4X as much to run Windows Server in AWS, Alibaba, and Google?

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You're misreading it.

Let's use BT / Openreach as a UK example.

BT as it was, owned most of the telecoms infrastructure that the UK depended on.

So we'll call this the Windows part, as people need these to get the job done.

Now anyone can run broadband on top of this.

Let's call this the Azure part, as there is plenty of competition and people can charge what they want for this service.

A customer with BT broadband will pay £30 per month, as BT discounts its underlying phone line part because your using BT broadband

BT charge the competition (the azure bit) £80 per month just to use BT"s phone lines to provide their broadband service to the end customer.

Now see the problem?

Hey, remember iPads? Those fondleslabs? Apple still does

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They should charge more for the base model.

" it means its cheapest iPad can't take advantage of all the machine-learning functionality, from AI proofreading, rewriting, and summarization to text-to-image and text-to-emoji"

Seems like a plus point if I ever saw one

Apple dares users to fix 'budget' iPhone 16e themselves

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I'm not sure....

...this is the phone people wanted.

It's like saying hey, replace your three year old iPhone with a new one, that's not any better.

Do the SE / mini and they'll sell a mountain of them

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Re: Compromised

So you'll use an Android?

Okaaayyyy.

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Re: I would never

More fool you.

I've been using 2nd hand phones for well over a decade, as have my kids and parents. Throw in a couple of iPads and all my PC's for close on 15 years.

Never had any issues.

But feel free to keep buying new, im going need a replacement for this 6 year old Huawei at some point.

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Re: USB-C

Wow the a/c troll are getting real lazy these days.

TSMC promises $100B US expansion that Trump hails without clarifying chip tariff threat

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Bullshit numbers again...

"claiming it will result in the creation of between 20,000 and 25,000 high-paying jobs."

These figures are always complete and utter bullshit, every fucking time.

For starters where are these 20+ thousand people going to come from? Tech companies keep saying there is a skills shortage (try training people you vacuous cunts), so immigration? Nope.

Maybe there should be a law where if these jobs don't materialise, they pay that non-existent person's tax to the government anyway

Suddenly watch these numbers halve at a minimum.

Lenovo teases solar-powered and folding screen concept laptops

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I'd take their claims with a sack full of salt.

Probably to meet the criteria of claimed battery life, you'll have to be sitting in the midday sun in the Sahara watching a 240p, 10fps video using the lowest brightness possible.

First private moon lander to touch down safely starts sending selfies

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Re: I'm assuming retroreflector is NASA-speak for mirror...

I thought it was because the craft was rocking some neon leg warmers and a Fat Willies T-shirt.