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UK's first permanent facial recognition cameras installed in South London

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Re: better directions

It's easy to measure how many crimes get caught, not so easy how many are turned away from crime.

But the Daily Rag readers would rather spend £100,000 per year housing a convicted criminal, than £100,000 a year keeping a 100 kids off the streets in a youth club

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Re: Thin end of the wedge

If you haven't got a down vote on here, you've failed.

UK satellite smartphone services could get green light this year

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Re: "Still, that's progress, eh"

"typically sub-100 Hz rumble of ICE engines."

You really don't have a fucking clue what you are on about do you? Shut the fuck up and go help your mum wash the dishes or something.

US defense contractor cops to sloppy security, settles after infosec lead blows whistle

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Given the climate in the US government...

...they look ideally placed to run security for the DoD

Credible nerd says stop using atop, doesn't say why, everyone panics

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But then bad actors know where to focus.

NCSC taps influencers to make 2FA go viral

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But you're not the target audience, so jog on.

US Army’s laser obsession continues with yet another drone-zapper deal

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Meanwhile...

The British and Danish have created Gravehawk to lob good old fashioned "cheap" air to air missiles at drones, glide bombs and cruise missiles for a fraction of the cost.

Microsoft's many Outlooks are confusing users – including its own employees

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This is what tech bros don't get

"is inspired by the Outlook web experience."

Yes, we're inspired by the even more crippled, shitty, Illogical version of Outlook because......it's all we know how to make now?

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What,you don't have Microsoft Office Outlook 365; Copilot already?

NASA's inbox goes orbital after email mishap spams entire space industry

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Coat

I thought Amazonian's were a 6ft plus women with spears and not many clothes, with little use for email.

If you're going to tell me otherwise, I will not be happy.

Alibaba exec warns of overheating AI infrastructure market

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Sigh...

This is all about Big Tech being all out of ideas, so just running yet another hype cycle (3DTV, VR, Augmented Reality, Crypto, NFT). The tech bros are so far out of touch with reality that they get into these frenzies, without speaking to any real ordinary people.

It's just one big circle jerk, it's just this one has burnt through so much money, it's disgusting. They could of done something actually useful for all the resources they've wasted.

Another 3 years, they'll be finding something else to bang on about, that the general public doesn't give a flying fuck about

Linus Torvalds forgot to release Linux 6.14 for a whole day

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Joke

You know what he needs?

AI!

With AI he could of spent 19 hours trying to get a calendar entry to run an agent that may or may not fire out the release for him, or it might just order an Uber to go to a neighbours house and then promptly order 60,000 boxes of paperclips.

2 in 5 techies quit over inflexible workplace policies

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Happy

@MacDiamond.

After a complete breakdown trying to do a 10 hour day (2 hours in traffic), plus being on call every other week, yet being expected in the next day even with 2 hours sleep, it got to much.

I had a new car, nice big flat, good money, but ultimately it meant nothing if every day I'm miserable, stressed and exhausted.

After the breakdown, it took a while, but I realised what was important.

I live in a little village, in a small but lovely rented flat, most of my furniture is second hand, as are many of my clothes, my car is old, but reliable and as for my job; I do my job, go home and it's done. I'm on 50% now of what I was on 5 years ago.

My house is full of art, I know loads of really interesting and creative people. When I can I go out to either live music or raves (yes I'm over 50), because music makes me feel alive. Most of this costs me next to nothing.

Financially, I'm probably the worst I've been since my late teens, but also the happiest I've been since then as well, and that's a trade I'm willing to make.

Top Trump officials text secret Yemen airstrike plans to journo in Signal SNAFU

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Big deal...

Trump will claim fake news.

Democrats will do nothing

"Judge" will find them guilty

Whitehouse will call for judge to be impeached

Sentence will be given

Persons will be pardoned.

Corruption continues as normal.

The press and politicians will blame immigrants/ the poor / the sick for their problems caused by the above.

People will believe what they are told, by whichever version of the truth they want to hear.

After three weeks of night shifts, very tired techie broke the UK’s phone network

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"Thirty years ago, we lost a shed load of circuits. It transpired they all flowed through one exchange in Birmingham which was a core node in north/south traffic."

I will absolutely back up this AC, because I had to deal with the massive cluster fuck this caused our company. I even know the exact locations of the two exchanges they are in about, because one of our major offices was directly opposite, the other was directly in-between the two).

Microsoft tastes the unexpected consequences of tariffs on time

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The video rule.

If I was a security researcher, I'd so comply.

Sure here is my video, explaining how it is exploited in terms so easy, anyone could follow the video and recreate the issue. Just click this link to my public YouTube post to watch it.

It's the one titled "How to take over a Windows machine using an unpatched exploit"

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Re: Not strictly tariffs

When the Daily Heil and their insipid counterparts refer to these "straight cucumbers" type rules (thought it was bananas), or "elf n safety gawn mad) are usually completely wrong, made up or deliberately designed to sell papers and distract people from the real shitty things that are wrong in the world (corporate greed, billionaire tax evaders, cronism).

"Straight banana laws are mad". The reason you don't see super curly bananas is because the supermarkets won't stock them, because the supermarkets conditioned you into not wanting them, because the supermarket realises they take up too much space.

The H&S bollocks 99.99% of the time is nothing to do with the law, more to do with insurance or the fact someone can't be arsed to do their job.

FCC on the prowl for Huawei and other blocked Chinese makers in America

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Reality Distortion.

"that Carr is on a mission to convince European countries to ditch Huawei from their networks"

Because King Orange and his little pet bitches are doing such an amazing job of promoting US EU relations that they will ditch them in favour for US products. Products that we can 100% be relied on to look after interests should the worst happen.

Pentagon kills off HR IT project after 780% budget overrun, years of delays

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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cm2y82rk4kpo

Apple hallucinated Siri's future AI features, lawsuit claims

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Given this....

...was one of the key "features" to try and make people to "upgrade", I really hope they win. There is so much bullshit around the AI hype cycle, it's really time they were all held accountable.

Privacy warriors whip out GDPR after ChatGPT wrongly accuses dad of child murder

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Hit them hard...

...the whole system I sold as being the answer to everything, yet when I (regularly) gets it's wrong, it "Oh we can't guarantee accuracy"

They deserve to die

'Once in a lifetime' IT outage at city council hit datacenter, but no files lost

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They have my sympathies.

....as some more enlightened people have commented, it's a risk Vs reward.

My last company had a DR site that could hold 300 people fully equipped, with desktops, monitors and phones, plus another 100+hotdeskers, plus over 500 able to shoot off to other offices, then that's what you are talking about. Plus dual shipping container generators and UPS battery rooms bigger than most people houses.

This would be idea no?

Difference is, when the company is going to lose around £1 million an hour, throwing a few million in infrastructure, and tens of thousands a year on upkeep, is nothing really.

It's the same reason the UK doesn't have massive fleets of snow plows. The huge costs buying and maintaining them, just isn't worth the trade off in risk of not having them.

UK's biggest mobile operator starts 3G switchoff, hopes it won't catch out April fools

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Re: Smallest Mobile Network post Vodafone-Three Merger not largest!

According to VMO2 they are way ahead with 45million

Remember, this covers O2, ex Virgin Mobile, Giff Gaff, Tesco and Sky,

https://news.virginmediao2.co.uk/2024-financial-results/q2/

US Space Force warns Chinese satellites are 'dogfighting' in space

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Look over there, look at what they are doing!

"What this big old thing behind me. Nahhhh, just ignore that....look over there"

"What, there's a X-37B behind me? Nah it's just a movie prop, nothing to see, look a pigeon!"

SoftBank buys server-grade Arm silicon designer Ampere Computing

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Softbank

Are going to crash and burn so hard when this AI hype cycle comes to a crashing halt.

Tesla Cybertruck recall #8: Exterior trim peels itself off, again

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This ladies and gentlemen...

is why people don't buy US cars, despite usually being less expensive.

The build quality is usually utter shit with badly fitting panels, cheap plastics, poor assembly and inefficient engines.

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Six months time...

Part recalled due to spot weld corroding and falling out.

HP Inc settles printer toner lockout lawsuit with a promise to make firmware updates optional

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Re: HP's Loss-leader

Well durr....

When ink costs more than cocaine, they know they can snort as much as they want and still be quids in.

EU says Google scroogles app makers, also gives Apple an antitrust must-do-list

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The Titanic had more lifeboats per passenger than were both standard or required.

Next in in facts Vs pop culture history.

The Titanic wasn't try to break any records, as it wasn't fast enough, even if they wanted to do. In addition the band didn't keep playing as the ship went down

Soo....

Microsoft isn't fixing 8-year-old shortcut exploit abused for spying

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Jake? New Account?

Ex-US Cyber Command chief: Europe and 5 Eyes can't fully replicate US intel

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Re: Erm

So complaining that a leader of a country at war wasn't wearing a his and hers matching suit is grown up?

Twat.

BTW, after that fit up, his rating in Ukraine skyrocketed, while the the US dictatorships plummeted.

Go figure.

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Re: So US will have the war against Russia continuing

Yawn. Another AC bot

Reg. You need to do something about this. It's get stupid now

China's EV champ BYD reveals super-fast charging that leaves Tesla eating dust

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About BYD as a car company.

It's all about face.

BYD is a battery company that also make cars.

Tesla is a car company that also make batteries.

BYD are a clever bunch. For example, their bonkers hypercar charges faster than most other cars, because you can TWO chargers at once. Simple, but effective.

Amazon accused of using algorithms to push warehouse workers to breaking point

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Re: Never lost the appetite for slavery

Well, the billionaires have a neo-nazi besty in power now, so don't rule out slavery as an option to improve their lives

Curious tale of two HR tech unicorns, alleged espionage, and claims of a spy hiding in a bathroom

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This sums up the companies nicely.

"Both companies are Delaware corporations operating out of San Francisco, "

Enough said.

AI crawlers haven't learned to play nice with websites

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Google?

"GoogleBot, which scours the web for both search and AI, could hinder the site's search visibility."

Given that Google search is the biggest pile of Dog shit on the planet now, I doubt blocking it completely would make any difference to the vast majority of sites in existence today.

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Re: AI is little more than cloud/hosting providers ruining the internet in new and unwanted ways

OVH were the fucking worse. The amount of attacks against my (little) sites was obscene. You report it to them and pretty much nothing would happen. If it somehow did stop, another would spin up the next day.

They are the reason I moved to Cloudflare, and now my drop all is pretty extensive. Throw it the bot blocking and the traffic has plummeted.

China announces plan to label all AI-generated content with watermarks and metadata

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Re: In the long run, this is the wrong way around

But pretty much every professional photo IS modified,from a minor crop to lens correction, right through full editing. If the photo is credited (with the correct photographer) great, but not everyone will want GPS and all that data. What about photographers that prefer to use older kit (there are a lot).

So how do you cope with that? What about privacy? Some photographers DON'T want to be geolocated, or want plausible deniability.

GitHub supply chain attack spills secrets from 23,000 projects

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Re: LOL, and who owns Github?

And you of course know GitHub was a clusterfuck before MS don't you?

This one weird trick can make online publishing faster, safer, more attractive, and richer

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Re: AI generated content might ironically be the the straw that breaks the camel's back.

When using Google try something.

novels by Arthur C Clarke shit

Or

Fuck how to fix a Hotpoint washing machine.

Swearing drops the Google AI results from the results.

Pirate Bay financier and far-right activist Carl Lundström dies in plane crash

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Re: Rest in Peace

Oh look, another AC troll

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Re: muh far right

Posting twice make you look double the idiot.

Microsoft tempted to hit the gas as renewables can't keep up with AI

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Mushroom

Can we just burn...

...the tech bros and US government (both sides).

Pretty sure it'll be more beneficial to humanity than anything they can conceive.

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Re: Wait...

Yes ...but money, sweet, sweet money.

City council rejects inquiry into £130M Oracle IT disaster

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Re: Look, it’s only £130m

Eggs? Birmingham?

You must be talking about the legendary Mr Egg cafe.

That reference is for Birmingham ravers of a certain age, who now have a tear in their eye, thinking about the good old days. Icon? Of course it had to be.

We did not have Brave clashing with Rupert Murdoch on our 2025 bingo card, but there it is

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Yeah I'm with the Murdochs on this, and as such, I need to take a very long shower.... hopefully the stench will come off.

OpenAI asks Uncle Sam to let it scrape everything, stop other countries complaining

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I've bought a gun, a getaway car and have a crew ...

...I should be allowed to rob banks, otherwise how am I allowed to profit?

I've never come across a bunch of people more deserving of being put up against a wall and shot than this lot.

Bring on the revolution.

Rocket Lab says NASA lacks leadership on Mars Sample Return

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Am I the only one reading it this way?

They haven't said no at all. What they have said is "maybe next year". He says it's not leadership, but sometimes that's what it takes. Anything to him other than "Yes, here's the money" appears to be seen as a rejection.

With the current mess and corruption going on in the US government at the moment, NASA are probably wondering if they'll actually be around next year, yet alone getting soil from Mars. Spending this much money at this time would give the assholes "running" the government a chance to say "Look at all this money NASA is wasting"

Man with artificial heart survives over 100 days outside hospital

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This is brilliant....

....but I just can't get the bat shit crazy film Crank 2 out of my head now.