To all the "conservatives"
Let's take a famous leftie commute I know of.
He was born to an unmarried couple who lived together. However, she became pregnant by another man. He was born a bastard child.
Not much is known of his early childhood, but he grew up tall and proud.
He fought for people's rights, even rioting and smashing up peoples shops, causing criminal damage, something that put him on the wrong side of the law.
He once went off to be alone, to find himself, before returning and spending the rest of his life in close company with a group of unmarried men and a prostitute.
Sadly, for all the crimes he committed against the state, a reward was offered and he was sold out by one of his friends to the state police.
He was executed, still standing up for the social rights and freedoms he believed in.
Just can't remember his name.