Posts by The Last Elephant

Scotch eggs ascend to the 'substantial meal' pantheon as means to pop to pub for a pint during pernicious pandemic

Re: "has only left people scratching their heads"

Oh dear.

Apple now Arm'd to the teeth: MacBook Air and Pro, Mac mini to be powered by custom M1 chips rather than Intel

Re: Sales will fall

"Good news: A new version of Parallels Desktop for Mac that can run on Mac with Apple M1 chip is already in active development. "

Fly me to the M(O₂)n: Euro scientists extract oxygen from 'lunar dust' by cooking it with molten salt electrolysis

Re: 'Being able to acquire oxygen would obviously be hugely useful for future settlers'

What do you think we have "Social Media Influencers" for?

A sprinkling of Star Wars and a dash of Jedi equals a slightly underbaked Rise Of Skywalker

Re: No surprise there then

I've always thought of Star Wars as Muppets in Space.

OK. We're off. Water ice found just below the surface of Mars. Good enough for us. Let's go. Impulse power, Mr Sulu

Re: "Spacecrafts" ?

Well, what are we waiting for? Let's nuke the place.

Amazon: Trump photon-torpedoed our $10bn JEDI dream because he hates CEO Jeff Bezos

Re: How To Win Friends And Influence

Hey, we caught one!

Taxi for Uber: Ride-hailing app giant stripped of licence to operate in London

If they've downloaded child pornography, they HAVE done something bad in real life, you moron.

Electric cars can't cut UK carbon emissions while only the wealthy can afford to own one

WTF?

" When that oil ignites can cause significant fire damage ro arable land and crops.

- Poses a risk to populated areas should it shed its blades."

That's a very thin straw you're clutching at there...

AI can now animate the Mona Lisa's face or any other portrait you give it. We're not sure we're happy with this reality

Did it sound like Liberacé?