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Dev accidentally commits Copilot binary to FreeBSD ports repo

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Re: Superior VCS Characteristics

I’m guessing the person you’re responding to is referring to the older CatOS, used on Catalyst switches before they were integrated into the IOS family (somewhere between the 5500 and the 6500). Personally, I think the CatOS CLI was even slightly more straightforward than IOS (and derivatives like IOS-XR, IOS-XE and NX-OS), but it did have a few funky shortcut commands. My favourites:

!! = repeat my previous command (didn’t even wait for an Enter

^3^4 = repeat my previous command but replace all threes with fours

Microsoft 365 calendars become spy drop boxes in HOLLOWGRAPH campaign

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Pint

I feel you, man. Have one of these.

OpenAI admits GPT-5.6 occasionally deletes files – but it's an 'honest mistake'

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From the linked "Model Card":

In order to anticipate changes in rates of misaligned behavior in agentic coding traffic from GPT-5.5 Thinking to GPT-5.6 Sol, we simulate the deployment within OpenAI, and label the simulated trajectories for misaligned behaviors. We find that GPT-5.6 Sol, more often than its predecessor, can be overly persistent in pursuing user goals, to the point of taking actions that go beyond what the user intended. While rates of misaligned behavior are higher than previous deployments, the absolute number remains low. Measuring, testing for, and mitigating this behavior is a major focus of our research for future models, with work spanning our safety, alignment, and post-training teams.

Looking back just a year or two; did we already have problems that required this kind of language then; or is this something new? I seem to recall telling my computer what to do and then it either did it or gave me an error message. I don't recall it ever overly persistently trying to pursue my goals, causing misaligned behaviour that needed research on how to mitigate it for better alignment in the future.

Tech support scam caused massive data breach at Australian airline Qantas

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APP

Being Old and Wise, Standing on Higher Ground, it it's easy to point fingers; but this goes to show that you're basically Damned If You Do follow all the APP guidelines and damned if you don't; You're Gonna Get Your Fingers Burned anyway. This Time Qantas is in the Limelight, leaking all those Traveller records. I guess it's just part of the Games People Play.

(If I get just a single upvote for this one, it'll have been worth it.)

User crippled a network while trying to learn Nmap

Flightmode

Just fess up.

It's been discussed before in these comments, but when you've done something like this - through best intentions gone wrong or through recklessness (as in the case here): Just Fess Up. Especially if it's happened while straying into territories that you don't really know; and as such can not be expected to understand the potential consequences of your actions in. Even if you might lose face right then and there, I find that most managers / companies are forgiving enough if you screw up once and openly admit to it. (If you do it repeatedly, however, that's another story.)

Instead of losing your laptop and tying up IT resources for a week doing all sorts of scanning and forensic investigation, probably also raising an investigation into espionage since there was cross-border travel involved - simply admit what you've done and take the slap on the wrist for it. Perhaps you can even use it as a springboard to say "hey, I'm actually developing an interest in networking - any chance you have junior positions opening soon, or could I possibly tag along one of you guys for a couple of hours a week to see if it's something I'd want to explore further?" - whereas now "Roger" will probably end up forever in the "oh hell no, we're not letting him anywhere near the network admin tools" category; not to mention all the new travel guidelines and laptop usage policies that may come from this non-incident - all based on wrong assumptions. (Oh, and don't forget the overtime for the on-call network engineers, and escalation conference calls...)

Security boss thought MFA would be too much security

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Re: Not quite the same but...

I worked at an office some years ago where we had a slow, nasal woooop woooop woooop klaxon fire alarm. The building managers would conduct tests of the system a couple of times per year, which included leaving all the sirens running for about an hour as they walked through the building, making sure you could hear it from everywhere. This in itself was a pain. But even more of a pain were my immature colleagues who would record the klaxons on their phones and run around the office the following weeks with the recording on a loop, thinking they were hilarious. I believe they eventually did get a fairly stern talking to by management; both for disturbing their colleagues and, perhaps more importantly, desensitizing us to the alarm sound.

Backup script ingested an accidental asterisk and deleted everything

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Pint

>in which you confess to having made a mess, and found a way to egress without career distress.

Yes.

Congress investigates Canvas breach as company pays ransom

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Re: Shred logs?

C:\Users\ShinyHunterz\Stolen\Instructure>del *.*

C:\Users\ShinyHunterz\Stolen\Instructure>dir

Volume in drive C is ShinyHunterz

Volume Serial Number is 7331-0420

Directory of C:\Users\ShinyHunterz\Stolen\Instructure

2026-04-29 01:13 <DIR> .

2026-04-29 01:13 <DIR> ..

0 File(s) 0 bytes

2 Dir(s) 64,124,284,928 bytes free

C:\Users\ShinyHunterz\Stolen\Instructure>

What more do you need?

Veteran network architect proposes IPv8 – to improve IPv4, not leapfrog v6

Flightmode

From my quick scan of the draft when it was released, you'll need IPv8 capable border nodes (peering routers / ASBRs) to be able to route between IPv8 ASNs. As long as your external network connectivity is simple enough for these nodes to inject an IPv4 default route (0.0.0.0/0) into your own ASN, you shouldn't need any other IPv8-capable nodes in your network. At least not in theory; many networks don't have one single ASBR, and they don't have full connectivity on all of them.

Also, I am not sure that he proposes that the Zone Manager be a single, self-contained server; more a cluster of nodes for the different purposes. (While I think IPv8 could be interesting from a routing perspective, the Zone Manager is a concept that I don't agree with - the same way I don't agree with SLAAC or /64 subnets everywhere in IPv6. Or CGNAT in IPv4, for that matter. :-))

Custom PC worked in the lab, failed on site – and so did the angry client

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Re: "and a ping to home worked... but nothing outside the box itself was reachable."

This. If he could ping himself and nothing else, he should at least have asked a local network admin to check that the port was up and configured properly. One would assume that in that process either "Gerald" or the network admin would have discovered the layer 1 issue.

Brit mathematician lets AI agent loose with credit card – cue password leaks, CAPTCHA chaos and more

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Re: Mythology training

> Maybe Homer too

Come to think of it, there's an episode of The Simpsons where Homer (you didn't specify WHICH Homer!) tries out to be a restaurant reviewer, and a lot of AI outputs I've seen have made me think of the editor's response to his first submitted review:

"This is a joke, right? I mean, this is the stupidest thing I've ever read. You keep using words like 'pasghetti' and 'momatoes'; you make numerous threatening references to the UN; and at the end you repeat the words 'Screw Flanders' over and over again".

Hope your holiday was horrid: You botched the last thing you did before leaving

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FAIL

Many jobs ago, we upgraded our Novell stock from 3.12 to 4.11; and at the same time we deployed new Compaq servers across the country. This usually meant getting the hardware delivered to the site and racked by local staff, then one from my team travelling to site and setting up the Netware software, bringing it online and finally upgrading all the local PCs with NDS-capable clients. This was usually pretty a cushy two-day job as there would only be a dozen or so clients per local office.

And then you'd inevitably get a text message from one of your colleagues when you were on the train home, asking if you'd remembered to 'set reply-to-get-nearest-server off' when cutting over to the new box, as the rest of the users were complaining about an extremely slow network. By design, we wanted all client and such client tasks to be handled by the beefiest 4.11 servers in our central data center that had been installed first; but of course, any new servers we installed in satellite locations were slightly newer and completely un-loaded, so they responded faster - even if they were two router hops (and likely at least one ISDN link) away. It was a simple enough change - just change a single config line and then kick all the (non-local) clients off the server (let's face it, that's going to be a server reboot) - but whoever went on site always forgot it (yes, including me). The issue wouldn't be observed immediately; it would take a few people calling in from different regions before whoever was on helpdesk duty caught on.

Scotland Yard can keep using live facial recognition on people in London, say judges

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Re: The injustice system of the UK

Kudos for bothering to go to the source material.

I wish more would put in the effort rather than just split-second reacting to what shows up on their screens before moving on to the next outrage.

'Invisible mouse' made a mess of PC rebuild

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Re: A tidy fesk

”Piling system”, I’m stealing that.

Tech support chap's boss got him out of jail so he could finish a job

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When I was around 10 years old, a teacher (this is in Sweden in the 1980s) told us a story about when he and his wife had visited the United States. They went to see the Niagara Falls, and took a short walk over one of the bridges between the US and Canada carrying their backpacks. The border guard did a cursory search of their stuff and waved them across to enter Canada. After some 15 minutes on the Canadian side, they walked back and got stopped by the same guard (obviously wearing two hats). He informed them that they are not allowed to import any meat products from Canada into the US, and that they'd have to eat the sandwiches in their bags before they were allowed back into the US - even though the sandwiches had just crossed the border the other way. They just had a laugh about it and ate their sandwiches on the bridge and then crossed; but I've always remembered that story about jobsworthism.

GitHub hits CTRL-Z, decides it will train its AI with user data after all

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But among the 39 posts commenting on the change at the time this article was filed, no one other than Martin Woodward, GitHub VP of developer relations, has really endorsed the idea.

Sounds like he might not be the right person for that position...

While you're here, could you go out of your way to do an impossible job?

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Flightmode

Funnily enough; the name "Finn" is a more common in Denmark, Norway and Sweden than it is in Finland.

Brilliant backups that kept data alive for ages landed web developer in big trouble

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Re: And if you do need to keep them both live

Assuming a somewhat modern (and by that I mean from this century) web server, a single server / IP address will probably serve more than a single site. Each site (and this is true for single-site servers as well, I believe) will be configured as a VirtualHost (on Apache; other servers might use different names for this). If the old server's VirtualHost configuration was set up to serve old.gerald.com - but not www.gerald.com - any requests for www.gerald.com sent to the old (hardcoded) IP address would fail. So that should hopefully be noticed by the office staff.

Flightmode

Re: And if you do need to keep them both live

It would have had the effect of I would assumen at least ONE of Gerald's 40 employees discovering that www.gerald.com wasn't responding from the office network. It might even have taken less than two years...

AI vastly reduced stress of IPv6 migrations in university experiment

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Re: Some? Some?

When we started rolling out IPv6 in 2012 I bought an IPv6 Buddy, which is essentially a separate numeric keypad with additional keys for A-F, colon, double-colon, slash and a few others. I think I used it for a week or two, then I realized it just wasn't necessary. They're still on sale, it seems (the URL is what you would expect) however it seems they have a ridiculously high minimum order value for shipments to the US these days.

Techie's one ring brought darkness by shorting a server

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Coat

Re: F_ing APC UPS

I've learned to never discard any cable, plug, gender changer or adapter that has a DB-9 or DB-25 in at least one end. Some 20+ years ago getting onto the console port of a stray Cisco CSS 11500 load balancer (previously known as Arrowpoint; now known as Obsolete) in our data center to zeroize and dismantle it took me five separate plugs and cables (since our sometimes too diligent DC manager had already kindly removed all cables from the box, including that one super secret pinout console cable we kept for that one remaining unit in the network segment everyone hated), but I got there in the end. The Adapter Cluster(tm) extended at least 10 cm out from the faceplate and required careful balancing on top of my laptop screen not to come apart.

Icon: Mine's the one with the light blue DB-9 to RJ45 cable in the pocket.

In-house techies fixed faults before outsourced help even noticed they'd happened

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Or, barring moving parts, be juuuust long enough to eat into the silk screen on the PCB below it so that the next time someone sneezes in the adjacent office it shorts two traces causing a non-warranty fault.

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At a previous job, we had a series of routers - Cisco GSR 12012 - break down on us in pretty rapid succession. It was deemed this was due to a poorly designed backplane that would bend out of shape due to the warm air circulating around in the metal box, which would lead to poor or intermittent connectivity to the inserted line cards. Cisco accepted that the fault was in their construction, and when we asked to have the troublesome boxes replaced on our 4 hour Advance Replacement contract, they said that "Sorry, we only offer 7 business days replacement on the chassis". Which was of course met with severe skepticism from those that negotiated our support contracts and knew exactly how much we were paying per annum for 4-hour replacement of the chassis.

As a compromise (since they didn't have any of the big metal boxes in our nearby depots) they eventually renegotiated our support contract, waived a bunch of fees and send us a stack of backplanes to replace the faulty ones. A colleague of mine replaced one and came back exasperated to the office - "You know how many screws there are in one of those?! I counted 136 before I gave up!" - so Cisco eventually agreed to send an engineer to do the remaining replacements for us, on their dime.

Techie banned from client site for outage he didn’t cause

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Re: Sop?

Ah, the classic "According to the firewall log, the last config change was made by you three weeks ago..."

Recline of the machines: Terminator felled by dodgy battery

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Re: I used to like

I seem to recall it even saying "Keyboard missing - press F1 to continue"? Maybe that's a false memory, though. (Though as I recall, memory errors were just loud beeps in certain sequences?)

Pizza restaurant signage caught serving raw Windows

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In places like airports, train stations and food courts, I wonder if there’s any central override control of these screens? Like, if the need would arise, someone could flip all the signs to say ”EMERGENCY - please make your way to the nearest exit!” or something similar? That way, I could really see the benefit of deploying such signs.

But for the love of God, make them less twitchy.

User found two reasons – both of them wrong – to dispute tech support's diagnosis

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Re: Blame the computer

This was in the early nineties, so it’s not too long after the era you’re describing (wait, that can’t be right… right?). We were in an adjacent area of business (several of our customers were print shops); so it’s possible someone else had explained this to her, but I’m pretty sure she wouldn’t have had the experience herself. We were in logistics and inventory planning and she was too young to have had another career before that job.

Interesting history lesson, though; thanks!

Flightmode

Re: Blame the computer

I had a colleague once that was adamant that "PC Load Letter" meant that the printer didn't support the font she'd used (because fonts are letters) and that you'd have to install (load) it into the printer somehow. She couldn't understand why IT would install fonts on your PCs that you couldn't print. Most printers allow you to bypass the Letter paper prompt and print on the standard A4 if you just pressed the big green button. Which she did every time. And then said "Huh, this actually looks pretty close to the font I used anyway."

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When a previous employer was subjected to what can only be referred to as a hostile takeover (at least from a staff perspective), there was a whole new management team installed. About a week later I was on helldesk duty when I got a call from our new CEO. ...'s husband. Who was clearly at home, on their personal computer, having problems with something he was trying to do, even though he SAID he was calling on behalf of his wife, who as he put it, was my new boss. I managed to sort him out after some back and forth; most of the issue stemmed from the fact that he thought the word "CANCEL" meant "CONCEAL", at least that's how he pronounced it - this was in a country where English was (at best) a second language.

After I recanted the story in our next team meeting, my boss could sense where things were going, so he decided that from that day on, we were to ask all helldesk callers for their asset tag (which was on a big blue sticker on every PC, clearly visible) before we could open a support ticket to work on, and that there was to be no work done whatsoever (not even a password reset) without a ticket. And yeah, sure enough, not six months later we were all outsourced.

User insisted their screen was blank, until admitting it wasn't

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Re: When they (think they) know enough to be helpful

>Back in the days of CRT monitors, persistent (actually) blank screens often turned out to be our users having moved something about on the desk and somehow managing to turn the brightness down. Or the so amusing colleagues who waited for someone to leave their desk and turn their monitor down.

In open plan offices, there was the ol' leaning-over-your-colleague's-monitor-to-have-a-chat-and-surreptitiously-pulling-the-power-cable-when-they-were-looking-the-other-way-move. Or the perhaps more frustrating situation my wife had when she worked for a newspaper and was equipped with a brand spanking new Power Mac G4 Cube. With the power button on the top. With people constantly placing stuff on it - papers, books and even coffee mugs. I think it lasted about a week before she had to move it off her desk.

Linux admin hated downtime so much he schlepped a live UPS during office move

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Re: Smart, But Also Bloody Stupid

I had a colleague like that in a previous job. We had to do a few office moves over the course of a couple of years, and he refused to let movers handle his (apparently extremely fragile and priceless) bog standard Dell office PC between sites, so he always stayed late in the afternoon (dude never showed up before lunch anyway) on the eve of the move and packed up his own PC into his yellow Cinquecento and drove it across town to the new office and connected it up himself. Every time he would get a stern talking to by management saying that by doing it himself, neither him nor his car nor his PC were covered by the company's insurance and that he would have to pay for any damages himself. (He didn't care.)

I'm sure I've told the story here about the aftermath of one of those moves? He'd gotten his stuff wired up and zip tied all neat and pretty on his desk (let's just say that his Cinquecento was another story) and then someone discovered that our new desks were electronically adjustable. He too wanted to see how high his desk could get (he was a big guy), and as he pressed the Up button, all his neatly tied zip tied cables caused his monitor to end up in pieces on the floor. I believe the company replaced that one, though, as it technically happened in the office.

Help desk boss fell for ‘Internet Cleaning Day’ prank - then swore he got the joke

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Re: What's work if it's not fun.

Back when I was young and (more) foolish, I went to the Windows 95 MCP course. We had one of those guys in the class, let's call him Marcus, who already knew everything and needed to show that off to the rest of us. He finished all the exercises first (easy when you're just copying commands from the book without thinking) and then spent the next 27 minutes goofing off - sending messages to the rest of us across the network, deleting files we'd just created and other such "fun" pranks. The teacher caught on to what he was doing the first afternoon and decided to stop it - he called out to him, "Hey Marcus?", then snapped his fingers and the guy's screen went completely blank. He restored it when the rest of us had finished, then immediately re-broke it again when he saw that Marcus had finished the next batch. He eventually promised to show Marcus how he did it - AFTER the last day of the course.

Actor couldn’t understand why computer didn’t work when the curtain came down

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A friend told me many years ago about when he was printing out a report to turn in at university. He got that undefinable feeling when printing that something went wrong with the printout - somehow his spidey sense told him that it'd printed seven pages instead of the six he expected... He checked the printout and sure enough, five words from page four had been omitted and left a gap in the text. The same five words were printed on an otherwise blank page five, in the right position and all. The five words? "The ghost in the machine".

AI browsers face a security flaw as inevitable as death and taxes

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Oh - perhaps that what's causing my issues when playing Worldle (which is essentially a Google Street View interface)? I often find that when clicking to pan around, the "panning mode" sticks, and I have to click again to disengage it. That's pretty much the only thing I'm doing on my Ubuntu VM at the moment, and I'm using Vivaldi for it.

No account? No Windows 11, Microsoft says as another loophole snaps shut

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Re: "enhance security and user experience of Windows 11."

Signing up for that would come back to bite you in the ass for sure.

Microsoft confirms it found a way to make Crocs even uglier – with Windows XP and Clippy

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Ancestry

>…the Office Assistant, aka “Clippy”, that was an early precursor to Copilot

Only in the same way that Mozart was an early precursor to Del Tha Funky Homosapien.

Don’t go blaming Clippy for Copilot.

After deleting a web server, I started checking what I typed before hitting 'Enter'

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Re: Never delete the old web site, only rename it

I seriously have files named "...even-olderest-but-not-quite..." in some folders somewhere.

‘IT manager’ needed tech support because they had never heard of a command line

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Re: Thus it is

My experience from 30-odd years in the networking field is that the best managers know just about enough about the tech side to know when someone is trying to bullsh*t them but also don't have the desire to dig into the details of every situation and instead leave that to their specialists. And conversely, to shield said specialists from bullsh*t coming from other directions. I am fortunate enough to have such a manager now.

Playing ball games in the datacenter was obviously stupid, but we had to win the league

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In the early 2000s. a colleague-friend of mine went to the USA to visit his then-girlfriend-now-wife and for a laugh he bought us a pair of Nerf guns on the way back. Or colleagues quickly learned to recognize the squeaky-clunk snap of cocking the springs so the novelty wore off pretty quickly (though I still have mine in a box somewhere).

My favourite was always the suction cup darts rather than the velcro tipped ones. Once I managed to hit my colleague clear across the room (at least 10 meters) in a parabola over six other colleagues and their bulky monitors, hitting him square in the ID-badge hanging around his neck so that the dart stuck. While he was presenting something to a guy from a different department who was leaning over his desk, which I obviously didn't know as I fired. I was told he didn't blink or miss a beat in his presentation.

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Pint

> They were good enough to hit a sprinkler head early in the game, which of course did what it's supposed to do and started sprinkling. Splinkering ? Springling ?

Thanks for letting me start the week off with a laugh. Have one of these!

Techie ended vendor/client blame game by treating managers like toddlers

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Re: Who to blame?

Me: We have conclusively proven that there is packet loss introduced between router F and router G, both manufactured by you and directly connected with a DAC copper cable delivered by you. Can you help us troubleshoot this issue?

Vendor: It seems that the server hooked up to router A in your data center is connected with a third party SFP. Before we can troubleshoot this issue further, we're going to need you to replace that SFP with a Genuine Vendor Ultra Plus brand to ensure that the signal quality is good enough for the path.

Me: ...that's not how any of this works?

Vendor: Case is now Cust-Pending.

Microsoft crams Copilot AI directly into Excel cells

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Re: Is nothing sacred?

...which is exactly what they're doing in this video.

WHY would you collect "coffee machine user feedback" in Excel in the first place?

Meta used Flo menstruation app data to sell ads, jury finds

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Megaphone

Re: Heresy

Your comment reminded me of a short clip from Tornado, a sketch-based Swedish comedy show from the 1990s. The link between each sketch was an Olympic torch bearer running from place to place, passing by random situations on his run. The camera kept panning with the runner and it'd simply come to a halt when he ran past the next skit. One of the tableaus he ran past was a political demonstration held by people in full business attire. One of the placards they had proudly stated "WE ECONOMISTS DEMAND THAT WE ECONOMISTS ARE NECESSARY" (sic! - it's a clunky sentence in Swedish too - "VI EKONOMER KRÄVER ATT VI EKONOMER BEHÖVS"). Not-so-subtle satire, I'm sure; as this was in the wake of one of the larger privatization rushes in Sweden.

(Icon for protests, generally.)

Cisco donates Agntcy project to Linux Foundation in the hope it gets AI agents interacting elegantly

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It feels to me like both Google, IBM, Anthropic and Cisco (and all the others) have realized that in spite of the effort and resources they've spent, they've gotten nowhere because it was much more complex they initially thought and that this is a way of disposing of the projects while still looking charitable. "Let someone else figure it out."

What can, indeed, go wrong?

Microsoft bolts Copilot Mode onto Edge to chase AI-browser crowd

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When the public’s response to every new feature they present is ”How do I disable it?”, you’d think they’d start getting the hint that perhaps they should consider revisiting their overall path?

This does not only apply to Microsoft, but boy are they trendsetters in the area.

German team warns ChatGPT is changing how you talk

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Terminator

Re: Plan

The Germans would know, right?

Die Mensch-Maschine

Halb Wesen und halb Überding[0]

[0] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnVofSKsWh8 just in case you don't get the reference.

Techie went home rather than fix mistake that caused a massive meltdown

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I'm a ISP network engineer, and across all teams working on the same platform we have agreed on Read-Only Friday.

Techies thought outside the box. Then the boss decided to take the box away

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I know it's an old joke but on the topic of office signs...

...I still occasionally chuckle to myself when I think about the sign saying "STATIONARY CUPBOARD" with the hand-scribbled addendum "Yep, it hasn't moved in at least a week.".

Automatic UK-to-US English converter produced amazing mistakes by the vanload

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Flame

Re: The Dragon Book

Oh Jacques - poppez le tag, s'il-vouz-plait!

(I assume a PE router would be a 'routeur EP' in French?)

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