Posts by Ze Stuart

Primate-phobic Brit attacked by crab-eating Macaques

Zombie monkies

Clearly. Unfortunately no brain detected in proposed host for consumption, arm substituted.

Amazon UK pulls Scientology exposé for 'legal reasons'

@By Keith T

Dear boy, I would note "write my MP," but rather "write to my MP." I know, I know...

...and by publishing a book, how could Amazon be liable to libel? If that were the case, I'm sure someone else would have taken them to court by now, and, I think the Illuminati, I mean, CoS would have to prove libel, which given their nature for secrecy seems somewhat unlikely. What!

Lovely story though, and, if nothing else, what a marvellous advertising technique.

Illuminati spook fails to disarm Soviet cow nuke

Bad imagination

What an unimaginative PFY, stealing character names from The Rock:

FBI Director James Womack: http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0004306/

Rock Group goes titsup

@JonB

Heh heh: the stationary budget couldn't move, but it could increase, unless all aspects of the stationery are stationery. Is that implied?

Nokia confirms 'iPhone killer' handset in pipeline

Bollocks

Sorry guys but this news is so old it's stale: I seem to remeber a jolly Nokia-sponsored night out in London last year, just after they'd made the big announcement about this (with free food, drink and bluetooth handsfrees).

In case anyone cares, the phone is running S60, and there are plenty of videos of the OS in action.

And killer? Yawn. Yawn.

123-Reg takes weekend off

Flagrant bunch o' numpties

On the plus side, it has pushed me to host my own D/NS server. But still, bunch o' ramptant numpties who have clearly been running around with their wee heads on fire for far too long.

Mac OS X Leopard - Time Machine

LOL @ Anon coward

Nice. Very funny. Same experience here, and my mac fails with enthusiasm.

Has anyone heard of the Previous Versions option in Vista? No? Maybe?

Macs seized by porn Trojan

@Abdul

Fan boi.

Going to have to start using Lynx for porn!

O2 goes flat on data

(o2 == error) {true}

Just went to the site to try and find the bolt on specifics, and a) I couldn't find them and b) I got this error:

XSLT Portlet is temporarily unavailable.

So probably not the sort of people you'd want your data from anyway.

Ah but for the days of Genie...

Irish firm launches 'global' mobile phone

@ John

"If there is a vengeful god, I hope he as a file on these asshats."

A really, really big one. And a rock, too.

Palm drowns Foleo at birth

Bah

Palm really have no guts to stick at anything, or do anything new. Hopefully they can now quietly vanish into oblivion.