* Posts by fredesmite2

96 posts • joined 9 May 2019

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Global Fastly outage takes down many on the wibbly web – but El Reg remains standing

fredesmite2
Mushroom

Did they pay $5M too ?

randomware ?

"Mr Putin Strongly denied it .. and I believe him "

Twice Impeached Bone-Spurs

Now that Trump is useless to Zuckerberg, ex-president is exiled from Facebook for two years, possibly indefinitely

fredesmite2

How many porn stars did Jesus raw-dogged while his 3rd Euro Trash Tramp wife was in barn pregnant???

Notes from #BunkerBitchDonnie " rally " :

ME

ME

I

I

NO ONE BETTER

HOAX

TREATED SO BAD

TREATED WORSE THAN JESUS

..

Did I miss any ?

The policy of truth: As ransomware claims rise, what's a cyber insurer to do?

fredesmite2
Mushroom

INSURANCE COMPANIES DON'T PAY

THEIR CUSTOMERS WHO PAY THE PREMIUMS DO.

WHICH MEANS THE CONSUMERS OF THEIR CUSTOMERS PAY.

The common factor in all your failed job applications: Your CV

fredesmite2

Re: The gap year

" What type of person are you ? "

Why .. are you going to invite me over for Sunday dinner ?

fredesmite2

Re: The gap year

None of your business is a acceptable answer

fredesmite2
Mushroom

the worse life experience you will have

Is posting your resume on any job site(s) and having swarms of sleazy Indian based staffing firms endlessly sending email for any matching CV word with this trailer:

*Candidate full Name: *

*Current location:*

*Relocation preference(Y/N): *

*Phone No:*

*Email: *

*Skype/Web ID: *

*Expected Rate: *

*Preferred Interview Time: *

*Notice period(expected DOJ:*

*Work Visa/Visa: *

*Any future vacation plan:*

If recruiters are too lazy to fill this crap in ..

Why should I ?

FYI: Today's computer chips are so advanced, they are more 'mercurial' than precise – and here's the proof

fredesmite2

fault tolerance

There is little in fault tolerance and detection anymore .. silent data corruption is more the norm in Intel mass produced servers.

Help wanted, work from anywhere ... except if you're located in Colorado

fredesmite2

Re: Be aware of those who don't share!

Rule #1 in fight club

If a recruiter doesn't tell you the salary or claim they don't know .. they are lying because that is how they make their commission.

HANG UP.

They are fishing for the lowest bidder.

I really can't think of a lower life from than a recruiter. It's likely the only job they could get.

..

fredesmite2
Mushroom

Rule #1 in fight club

If a recruiter doesn't tell you the salary ..

HANG UP.

They are fishing for the lowest bidder.

..

American insurance giant CNA reportedly pays $40m to ransomware crooks

fredesmite2

THEY DIDN'T PAY A PENNY

Their CUSTOMERS WILL PAY $40,000,000 THOUGH IN NEW PREMIUMS.

Cloudflare stops offering to block LGBTQ webpages

fredesmite2
FAIL

Re: Thou shall do thine Internet as we decide thou shalt do it!

Big Tech doesn't exist.

Big Marketing is what poorly educated #TrumpBillies and MAGA morons have problem grasping.

No one forced anyone to give their email and phone number to a marketing platform so they can track their every activity.

Read the EULA.

fredesmite2
Mushroom

There is a DNS category ..

For blocking poorly educated #TrumpBillies, #TrumpTrash ,and MAGA morons ??

...

UK data regulator fines American Express up to 0.021p per email after opted-out folk spammed 4.1 million times

fredesmite2
WTF?

spam spam spam and eggs spam and beans spam spam !

I get 50+ spam a day in my gmail .. nothing will stop them,.

Reports link Bill Gates' departure from Microsoft board in 2020 with probe into employee affair

fredesmite2
Mushroom

Wow .. the dork was sticking his floppy

into another floppy device while married ?

Parler returns to Apple's iOS App Store with Hive mind to moderate hate

fredesmite2
Flame

Re: The entire Alt-Right movement

Ike was the 1st AntiFA.

fredesmite2
Happy

Re: The entire Alt-WHITE movement

FTFY.

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fredesmite2
Mushroom

what is parler ??

a cesspool of poorly educated #TrumpBillies and #TrumpTrash complaining how their white privilege is being threatened.

Guy who wrote women are 'soft, weak, cosseted, naive' lasted about a month at Apple until internal revolt

fredesmite2
Mushroom

Re: Inclusive must mean that we only include things that we like...

There was a time, when inclusivity used to mean that we accept pedophiles,. serial adulterers, bigots ,poorly educated, imbeciles, liars, grifters s, regardless of their opinions

America's new GOP, GQP.

fredesmite2
Mushroom

Re: Tolerance

I'm intolerant of poorly educated #TrumpTrash ... I openly mock them and call them ignorant ... and I'm happy about it.

America cant be tolerant of intolerable trash.

fredesmite2
FAIL

apple doesn't actively recruit anyone. ..

lie.

""apple doesn't actively recruited me "

They have droves of people begging for a position .. they don't need to chase applicants.

fredesmite2
FAIL

Re: free speech without consequences... not

He is SO SMART

He is currently out of a job and black listed from ever getting another one in Silicon valley...he may want to work for some shitH0le company in a cesspool red-state.

fredesmite2
Angel

This is why ....

ALL MY ONLINE ACCOUNTS ARE FAKE !!!

fredesmite2
Mushroom

" So tell me .... "

" So tell me .... why did you leave such a nice position...at .. APPLE ??? ..after only 4 weeks ? "

.....

Biden nixes Trump immigrant visa ban as clock runs down on H-1B suspension

fredesmite2

look at the ruins

these work permits have left America's hi-tech work force. It has become a contract driven sweat shop.

Ransomware victim Colonial Pipeline paid $5m to get oil pumping again, restored from backups anyway – report

fredesmite2

News this AM said there was no payoff

spox on CNN no money was paid

fredesmite2
FAIL

The entire IT and " security " team

needs fired

fredesmite2
Mushroom

They need a deep anal probe of their staff

... how this crap got inside .. and which poorly educated #TrumpTrash opened a email on an unpatched Windows desktop,

Take-home salary pay cut in 2021? Billionaire Michael Dell feels you, slices off most of own yearly pay

fredesmite2
Mushroom

Lets break down the hardships he faces

5 * 52 weeks = 260 work days , 2080 hours .

Dell took home a salary of £255,769, non-equity incentive plan compensation (NIPC) of $665,000 and $9,646 for all other compensation. This left him with a total of $930,415

about $450 an hour

compared to $3.35m in 2020 and $$3.62m in 2019. We wept for him too.

3,620,000 = $1750 an hr

CFO Thomas Sweet got $7.3m in total, including a base salary of $750,000, a bonus of $2.25m, stock awards of $5.24m, NIPC of $1.267m and $44,472 for all ther compensation.

$3500 a FUCKING HOUR

----

These are the same sorts of people who frown on a minimal wage of .. $15 ..

Dell to spin out remaining VMware stake, cements Friends With Benefits status for at least five years

fredesmite2
Mushroom

Re: I hope it's a good change

I interviewed at VMw years ago .. they were snobs . and certainly don't like grey beards. I was expecting someone to come in the room with a anal probe. Sometimes things work at to the best.

fredesmite2
Angel

rumor has it portions of Watson Healthcare

now runs on VMware because RH Openstack was horrible

Microsoft bins Azure Blockchain without explanation, gives users four months to move

fredesmite2
Mushroom

pimp service

" Microsoft’s document eventually recommends the Quorum Blockchain Service from ConsenSys as a very fine replacement because it uses the GoQuorum Ledger technology that Azure's Blockchain uses too. Unsurprisingly, Quorum is also right at home in Azure.

So even after Microsoft causes you considerable inconvenience, it still wants your cash."

US declares emergency after ransomware shuts oil pipeline that pumps 100 million gallons a day

fredesmite2
Unhappy

Their nationwide passwd for all IOT devices

was admin/password

fredesmite2
FAIL

I'd like to know

Which poorly educated dumbfkk #TrumpBillie opened an e-mail ad featuring " NUDE RUSSIAN BRIDES FOR FREE " on an 10 year old unpatched Windows machine that introduced the randomson virus.

..

fredesmite2
Mushroom

Re: One word:

Yet someone can open a blind email in WIndows Exploder email and bring down the entire system

fredesmite2

Re: "Our pipelines can be hacked but the election was the most secure ever”

Prove it

In court

In front of a jury

fredesmite2

Re: One word: billy-bob

So Billy-Bob was jerking off in the back room to some x-rated web site that down loaded a virus

lol

fredesmite2
Mushroom

I'd like to THANK PUTIN and his Russian Hackers

For showing everyone what a 3rd world shittH0le looks like when left up to a bunch of poorly educated, red-neck, inbred assholes in the modern age.

Anyone want to bet they were using unpatched Windows machines ?

fredesmite2

Re: pedos the same registration list as GOP voters

Think Melania is sure Billy kept his underwear on while getting a back rub at Trump's friends house ?

fredesmite2
Mushroom

See - Stuxnet

THE ENTIRE "IT" AND "SECURITY TEAM " FROM THAT RED-NECK SHITTH0LE NEEDS FIRED IMMEDIATELY

IBM teases new AIX release – the first since 2015

fredesmite2

I worked AIX kernel 20 years ago - It should be dead by now

You NEVER SEE INDIA BUSINESS MACHINES reference it even on the ibm.com site

Why would you buy it ?

Chinese rocket plunges into Indian Ocean, still lands sharp rebuke from NASA

fredesmite2

Re: layoff the Alex Jones crap

There was never a grassy knoll shooter either

fredesmite2
Mushroom

CHINA DOESN'T CARE

THEY DON'T NEED ANY STINKIN BADGES EITHER

fredesmite2

NASA LOST 2 OUT OF 6 SPACE SHUTTLES

I don't think their opinion really matters anymore

Canonical and Microsoft get cosier with Active Directory integration in Ubuntu 21.04

fredesmite2

AD has been around for decade at least

for free

Ex IBM sales manager, fired after battling discrimination against subordinates, wins $11m lawsuit

fredesmite2

The only employee to ever retire from IBM without getting pink slipped

Was Ginni Romni

Salesforce's get-back-to-work strategy starts with 'Volunteer Vaccinated Cohorts' on designated floors

fredesmite2

Cube Farm baby sitting is over

THE DAYS OF BEING BABY SAT IN CUBE FARMS ARE OVER

REVOLT

Microsoft welcomes 'raddest' and most 'feature-dense' Kubernetes release to AKS, shows 1.17 the door

fredesmite2

Kubernetes on Windows

Must be a Aprils fool joke

Chrome release cycle accelerated to four-weekly frenzy

fredesmite2

Re: Why?

resume padding.

" delivered broken software every 4 weeks instead of 6 "

...

fredesmite2

pointless

resume padding.

" delivered broken software every 4 weeks instead of 6 "

Shelter for internet outcasts Parler slaps Amazon with fresh lawsuit after abandoning first attempt

fredesmite2

Re: Far-right Huh?

until they block lefties

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