Don't get me started on car touchscreens! Interface design used to be an art-form hidden in plain sight. Now I've got to take my eyes off the road to do pretty much anything, nothing is where it was the other week, and everything seems to be in a different state to when I left it.
Posts by Cessquill
31 publicly visible posts • joined 3 May 2019
Static electricity can be shockingly funny, but the joke's over when a rack goes dark
The sound of Windows 95 about to disappoint you added to Library of Congress significant sound archive
Trump doubles down, vows to make Chinese imports even more expensive for Americans
Weeks with a BBC Micro? Good enough to fix a mainframe, apparently
Re: Memories
That takes me back - the days when Windows wasn't an OS, most of your software was still in DOS, and a smattering required you to type win.
I was using WordPerfect, Lotus Freelance and Supercalc mainly in DOS - can't for the life of me remember what I used Windows for originally. Eventually Aldus Pagemaker.
Off on a tangent, you had to make up presentations in Freelance, then render them to see what they looked like. I'd then send them off to get printed on slides for my boss to give a presentation.
User complained his mouse wasn’t working. But he wasn’t using a mouse
Re: The mouse doesn't work in the afternoon..
Had a very similar incident with a Sun Microsystem pizza box (SPARCstation 1?). Had a fancy optical mouse while I still had a 386 PS/2 with a clunky old mouse, but it needed the shiny metal mouse mat. At the time I thought it was all cool and space-age. Until the summer sun caught the mat.
Altnets told to stop digging and start stuffing fiber through abandoned pipes
AI summaries turn real news into nonsense, BBC finds
Google confirms Gulf of Mexico renamed to appease Trump – but only in the US
I was told to make backups, not test them. Why does that make you look so worried?
Re: Each store was supplied a box of 10 DATs
I used to sell DAT players back when they were part of hi-fi components, and have had a few gigs recorded to DAT (which meant I needed to find somebody with a player for transferring). I remember demoing a Sony separate (and maybe others), but don't recall ever selling one. An interesting, but largely unnecessary format for the general public, but a great uncompressed format for the industry.
AFAIK, DDS started of with the same design as DAT, and I think initially the tapes were interchangeable - the only difference being the players / recorders themselves and what they're able to read/write. As DDS developed in capacity (thinner, longer, broader tape), they forked off *. Would love to know more though, as I've not had any experience with DDS.
* my patchy memory, not fact
I made this network so resilient nothing could possibly go wro...
Re: redundancy and diversity?
Unless this is something I've misremembered or just hogwash (and may no longer be the case)...
NASA has redundancy from different companies, so they can't both fail for the same reason.
The European Space Agency has redundancies from the same supplier, so when there's an inherent problem in one, both fail.
A cross-street network going down is nowhere near as bad as a code error borking a space mission though, so it'll probably be fine.
PEBCAK problem transformed young techie into grizzled cynical sysadmin
The customer may always be right, but they rarely ask the right questions. Amongst others this week...
"Have you got any spare keyboards? Mine's not working" transpired to be "I've left the dongle for my wireless keyboard at home"
"Can you update a graphic - we've got a newsletter going out today with a typo" was really "the person who made the graphic has gone home, and the source files are on their laptop"
And - as this one - external customer chasing up an order for another company.
Always respond with a question. You might come across as a dick, but you'll hopefully get to what they're not telling you, and hopefully solve the problem rather than patching it.
Also, "energetic optimism of a Monday to the deflated downtime of Friday".
Is that a thing?
Fix five days of server failure with this one weird trick
Re: I'm guessing TSB
Had two accounts with Lloyds before the merger and when they split I'm automatically with TSB, as with a lot of people I guess.
And immediately Lloyds ran a series of adverts saying they'd "been by your side for 250 years".
Not cool, Lloyds. You left me and my overdraft high and dry.
Your McDonald's demo has expired. For full functionality, please purchase a licence or try another fast-food joint
Sometimes shining a light on a nuclear problem just makes things worse
Mozilla locks nosy Avast, AVG extensions out of Firefox store amid row over web privacy
Hey, I wrote this neat little program for you guys called the IMAC User Notification Tool
That time Windows got blindsided by a ball of plasma, 150 million kilometres away
Facebook: Remember how we promised we weren’t tracking your location? Psych! Can't believe you fell for that
Funny that - I don't use the app, but sometimes visit via the browser. Noticed this week a slew of "jobs available near you" posts. They were all in Greek and represented roughly where I was a few weeks ago. Even then it was for low-pay work in a 60 or so mile radius.
So on the one hand they're sneaky and selling me without my knowledge. But on the other, they think a 65 mile commute to wash plates in a cafe is logical.
Criminal mastermind signed name as 'Thief' on receipts after buying stuff with stolen card
Storied veteran Spitfire slapped with chrome paint job takes off on round-the-world jaunt
Take the bus... to get some new cables: Raspberry Pi 4s are a bit picky about USB-Cs
Jodrell Bank goes full UNESCO while Dundee awaits the decomissioners
UK's Openreach admits 50k premises on 'gigabit-capable' FTTP network can't get gigabit speeds
Re: Faster on my mobile..
Back in 1990 it wasn't so hard since work was about to start rolling out a country-wide fibre network. Thatcher decreed it anti-competitive and pulled the plug. Politics aside, we could be so much further on if not for this. Shame really.
https://www.techradar.com/uk/news/world-of-tech/how-the-uk-lost-the-broadband-race-in-1990-1224784
Tesla driver killed after smashing into truck had just enabled Autopilot – US crash watchdog
Dedicated techie risks life and limb to locate office conference phone hiding under newspaper
Another TITSUP* on this lovely Tuesday: Virgin Mobile takes time out to enjoy the sunshine
A real head-scratcher: Tech support called in because emails 'aren't showing timestamps'
Re: "WTF do you think you're doing?"
Yep. In 2005 I went for a Web Developer job interview at a small company. They told me that staff do not get internet access. And then fired a series of questions asking me to justify why a web developer needs the internet.
Didn't get the job.
Admittedly, the first site I built was in Notepad, and the MD dialled up on his 14.4 modem to publish it for me, but c'mon...