Re: Way ahead of you - and now behind
> It's bin night tonight, highlight of my week ... It's the closest I get to sex now.
Now here's a little story. To tell it is a must.
32 posts • joined 8 Apr 2019
You don't need Windows to be bundled with a browser at all since it already has a package manager (of sorts) - the Microsoft Store.
If all the commonly-used browsers were made available through the Store then Microsoft could save themselves the trouble of developing their own and concentrate on more important stuff.
> Coffee ... cannot be consumed in the quantities required for refreshment.
It certainly can, but you might need to alternate coffee with water to prevent the "drink a pint and pee a quart" phenomenon from leaving your body entirely without moisture. (A pint is, of course, a perfectly reasonable size for a coffee mug.)
And there are things you can do with coffee to make it more palatable - Irish coffee is a lot nicer than Irish tea.
"It was the only one we have lost out of a production build of 1,000, so that is a 99.99% success rate"
Er... 99.9%, I think.
Please tell us which aircraft you've been involved in designing so that we can make an informed choice about how to travel. Personally, I'll stick with Boeing.
"There is nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. We are controlling transmission. If we wish to make it louder, we will bring up the volume. If we wish to make it softer, we will tune it to a whisper. We will control the horizontal. We will control the vertical. We can roll the image, make it flutter. We can change the focus to a soft blur or sharpen it to crystal clarity."
Isn't it lovely when life imitates art?
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