* Posts by thebightonion

6 posts • joined 28 Feb 2019

Windows 7 back in black as holdouts report wallpaper-stripping shenanigans

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Re: Depends

Les Dawson is still in the building?

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In Calucian Tim13 is an anagram of 'The Borg' ...

Are you getting it? Yes, armageddon it: Mass hysteria takes hold as the Windows 7 axe falls

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Re: What about the mysterious bug in Windows cryptolibraries Krebs talked about today?

So when they realise you are screwing both of them aren't you going to face longer and longer journeys and piss in your tank?

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Re: Ah, Git ...

It's Bovril for me you nancy-boys!

Windows 10 May 2019 Update thwarted by obscure tech known as 'external storage'

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Re: Working fine for me

People: don't let any potential employer look at your tools or weigh them!

Don't mean to alarm you, but Boeing has built an unmanned fighter jet called 'Loyal Wingman'

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Re: So are we starting a pool?

Thanks a lot - now none of my friends want to help me on my allotment!

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