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UK's seventh prime minister in a decade says he'll ditch digital ID scheme

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Re: Delegation

It will be back once the Senior Civil Servants (Servants? Really? just who the hell are they serving!!) and Security Chiefs starts whispering to them and open their little black book that contains the PM's dirty little secrets.

I can think of no other way that this zombie keeps on coming back from the dead despite all the iron stakes that are put through it.

SpaceX Starship Flight Test 13 takes issue with the 'flight' bit

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Re: Artemis schedule is political nonsense

I have said it before - too many engines, it can only need one big failure to take it all out, with 30 odd the chances get a lot higher.

Windows 10 refuses to die, and the security bill is coming due

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Re: Cost versus risk

Ah but W12 will need an NPU and a monthly subscription - no local accounts ever you pirates.

And no, the NPU specs with current machines won't be good enough and you will need XX whatevers, just like the w11 "required" TPM2.0

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No, you UPgraded

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Re: Way

I handed my laptop in and retired 14 days before I was going to get my w11 replacement

Ah timing !

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And you don't run the risk of a borked machine following each patch Tuesday (as long as you are not on the ESU)

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Re: Which 16.9%?

> MS Promised me Win 10 would be my last OS and I'm holding them to that.

Same here, I am typing away on Linux mint right now.

I still have programs that run best on Windows 7 (or simply don't support anything later or later versions are crap) and for those I have some VM's

Don't do PC games so that is not an issue.

I think that if you are careful, don't visit dubious sites and your browser is still supported* then there is little reason to move. I still think windows 7 was peak windows

* which is what finally forced me off 7 to 10 with Firefox/Thunderbird even if on a VM until Micro$lop decided that the licence it used was no longer valid, so it became Linux Mint.

C'mon, just copy this text string and paste it into your macOS Terminal – it'll fix your computer, honest

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Re: general *nix problem altogether...

I am sure they (the bad guys) will come up with something for Windows (if they haven't already), just poweshell <something>

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Re: The bit missing from the article

It does not take much for some people to fall for these scams etc

Take my other half, she has never purchased from Amazon (although I have) but then she got a WhatsApp message asking for payment to complete delivery of an Amazon package she fell for it hook, line and sinker. We did get the money refunded but it took some stern talking from me to get her to report the fraud*

* which is another thing, I suspect a lot of fraud/scams are never reported either because they are embarrassed or just can't be bothered with like "oh its only 20 quid"

The Star Wars cantina scene shows we need a new hope for the agentic web

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Re: Human ≠ commercial

If only there was a way for the bots to have to interact with every advert and have the advert embedded in their data scraping.

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Re: Nope

So is the internet creating its own equivalent of a Black Hole, and if so how close to the event horizon are we ?

Microsoft cancels Patch Tuesday for some Dell users over surprise shutdowns, overheating devices

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Re: Dell... some of the most generic hardware out there

In the late 1990's we had a "corporate deal" with Dell for PC's (we had favoured Compaq before then) and got a job lot of Desktop PC's with a 200MHz Pentium and a miserable amount of Ram running NT4 and Office 97 (I think - memory is getting hazy that far back).

They were great at first but soon started running slowly, so I was asked if they could be "upgraded" at all.

Nope, not chance. CPU soldered in, single memory slot so even upgrading the memory would result in all the old chips dumped. And the motherboard was totally non-standard form factor with a non-standard form factor PSU with (of course) a non-standard connector plug/socket to the motherboard.

Maybe that is why the "deal" looked so cheap!

Philips to replace bricked Hue Bridge Pro devices

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> Now... who do I talk to about removing all the 'driver assist' idiocy that goes into new cars?

Some are useful, on our current car it avoided me doing a rear end shunt caused by being distracted.

But they should assist only, the trend seems to be going into "control" mode which is too far. The driver should be able to decide that some features are "off" and stay "off"

User crippled a network while trying to learn Nmap

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Re: Destroying HDDs

I also take drives apart and give the disks a good pummelling with a hammer. Of course one drive had to have glass disks !

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At my last job it would simply have been wiped by having a fresh image installed, they did not waste time trying to find malware that might not be detectable - nuke from orbit was the rule

Memory makers are slaves to the boom-bust rollercoaster, and the AI boom is the wildest ride of all

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Got to please the pesky shareholders, I think it was Samsung whose increase in sales/profits was not high enough and their share price fell

Slothful summer app lets you scroll simply by tilting your head

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Are you sitting still ?

For years radios had been operated by means of pressing buttons and turning dials; then as the technology became more sophisticated the controls were made touch-sensitive— you merely had to brush the panels with your fingers; now all you had to do was wave your hand in the general direction of the components and hope.

It saved a lot of muscular expenditure, of course, but meant that you had to sit infuriatingly still if you wanted to keep listening to the same program.

Windows 95 detected installers by looking for magic words and hoping for the best

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Re: We can point and laugh now

> And then there was the Internet which changed everything

In the very early days it was a Good Thing and most people were nice and helpful, and that installer key cracker/generator did exactly that and nothing else.

Sadly it did not last very long....

Clingy Virgin Media fined £28M for refusing to take the hint

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> young ComputerChairCat likes hunting spiders

My daughters cat is like that and was named Buffy after the vampire slayer because of that

Ex-NASA boss points out small flaw in Moon landing plan: No lander

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Re: Did no one watch 2001?

You would still need to refuel the Earth-Moon orbit & Moon orbit - Moon vehicles however

Samsung’s profits jump 19x in a year and you don’t need AI to figure out why

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Re: Insanity...

And the share price still went down.....

Northern Ireland tries (again) to expel Capita from schools IT contract

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Re: Article spelling correction

That is how my brain auto corrected the headline as !

Apprentice developer defied orders – then got a job supporting her weird code

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Re: I like to automate

> We don't go to the bathroom around here without filling out a form 27B stroke 6!

And don't forget the receipt on completion

GitHub cuts short offer to burn repos on CD after mockery ensues

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Re: Physical media for music please

> Amazon is that buying music from them means downloadable DRM free mp3s

Which is great until you play them and realise that the mp3 is an awful remix of the original cd that you purchased

Even banks and hyperscalers are now sounding the alarm about the AI bubble

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Re: Pensions

It will be at that point that you will see how well managed your pension funds are.

Having said that 2025 was a record year for pension funds largely driven by the AI bubble which according to my advisor we won't see again for a long time, so it would seem that they are preparing for the big crunch.

User swore hacker called General Failure had invaded his PC

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Access his files ?

One does also wonder of he stored his files on the C: drive as they did not trust the IT team who might (or probably could in God mode) read them.

I actually had that with an MD who wanted part of the Novell network to be only accessible by him and his secretary. Although I did explain how impossible this was and he backed down, I decided to look for pastures new at that point (which turned out to be a good move for me).

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Re: Superior

> 'Town Hall'

Ah so you had them as well.

Before teams etc became widespread we all had to troop to the auditorium where it was projected on to the big screen, so we could neither mute them or continue working on something else whist listening

Hackers shoveled snow for company, were rewarded with network admin access

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Re: Challenge intruders

> you go to the loo

And make sure you get a receipt !

Boffins peg narcissistic leadership as the real driver behind 'return to office' demands

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Re: Doomed?

Company my offspring works for were scheduled for relocating offices just after Covid, decided on a permanent WFH policy and cut out 2 floors from the original plan, teams only go into the office for team events otherwise it is WFH from wherever as long as the work gets done. Of course there is the option for those whose circumstances make using the office space a requirement.

HS2's latest reset ditches autonomous train tech to get project back on track

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Re: Vanity

Totally agree - should just have extended HS1 which is plenty fast enough and already proven

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Re: We should have outsourced it to Japan.

> Scottish-built ferries

But is that the fault of the SNP or just a reflection on how bad UK industry (still) is ?

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Re: We should have outsourced it to Japan.

> China. It'll be done by the autumn and another runway at Heathrow in their spare time.

To do it the China way would mean burying the NIMBY's in the viaduct foundations

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Re: HS 2 late

> sorting out WCML congestion into Euston

Going to downvote you there as nobody wants to go back to the hell that the WCML "upgrade" was a few years back. Years of Rail Replacement Buses and massive cost overruns that did not deliver fully as it got canned towards the end as thus unfinished.

Main problem with WCML is that there are sections that can't be give more capacity without demolishing a huge amount of housing that grew up alongside it - just witness the protests of HS2 going *near* somewhere.

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Re: HS 2 late

> Living quite close to HS2, its not so much through farmland as under it. Not that they are tunnelling, the dig down, put the tunnels in and the fill over the top of the tunnels. No idea of what that does to costs though.

It all adds to the cost, I have read that one third of the trip to London will be in tunnels or deep cuttings so not much to look at, maybe the short journey time will be a blessing in that respect

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Re: HS 2 late

> Making this the most expensive rail project, anywhere in the world, by the inevitable country mile.

However once you look at all the tunnelling (some cut and cover), viaducts and sheer amount of civil engineering needed to build this thing (in large part thanks to the NIMBY's) it is very easy to see why it has cost so much.

Add into that the almost constant changing requirements as bit by bit it got cut back (which in itself cost a lot of planning and land/housing purchases) it is no wonder it is this expensive.

Former Microsoft engineer shrinks Notepad down to size

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> They have mcafee, Norton

Well they will be fighting with each other, and Micro$lops AV scanner may well be lurking under all of them as well.

UK firm bombarded debt-ridden people with 5.5M texts

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> the fines are just the cost of doing business.

And if too much they close the company and start another

End of era as the BBC switches off Radio 4 Long Wave service

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Re: Droitwich Transmitter just switched off

So it your watch now also landfill ?

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Re: They have been threatening to close FM for ages.

DAB when it started had good quality as decent data rates

Then they started squeezing more in and dropping the data rates to allow it, and now it is worse than FM

Not to mention we have DAB when just about everywhere else has the better (and incompatible) DAB+, and yes there has been discussions for ages about if or when the UK would switch to DAB+ and landfill everything out there

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Re: Teleswitches

We have one (although not actively used as a 2 rate meter for ages) and it was left at the "normal" rate rather than the "low rate" setting.

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Re: Irreplaceable...

> It was a 500kW transmitter.

And a TV mast can be 1MW

Zuck saves Meta bucks by reusing memory from old servers with a custom CXL ASIC

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The sooner this AI crashes and burns the better

How the AI bubble could pop and take down the global economy, according to the BIS

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Re: I think the BIS needs to change "could" to "will"

> Maybe not the worst financial collapse we've ever seen because central banks and governments are far more willing to intervene and prop things up than they were in 1929. But it sure looks like the next financial crash is going to be spectacular.

Problem is that the governments are also broke, so don't expect any help from them.

Sysadmin broke hardware worth more than he made in a month – and lied his way out of the mess

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> Poking around with a screwdriver, without even unplugging the power cord?

I built a sound to light box from a magazine design in the 1980's, it came in kit form with discrete TTL logic chips but it worked fine except that if you increased the output level on one channel, one adjacent one would come on partway, and as you increased the level it would eventually go off - despite its control being zeroed.

Poking around with a scope using an uninsulated screwdriver as a probe I touched one of the triac heat-sinks that were mains live. Glowing balls went zipping along the PCB tracks and as they passed each TTL chip it exploded with a POP! .

Amazingly after replacing the chips and wire linking some vaporised PCB tracks it still worked but it never did find out what was causing the wrong channel triggering.

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Re: Not with a disk, but

> With the early power N-MOSFETS

Did the same as an apprentice in the dev lab, was putting together a 5v switched mode power supply and had a bank of resistors as a test load. one day I decided to add more load and all was good until suddenly the output voltage started dropping followed by molten globs of semiconductor flying out the MOSFETS. turned out they had a thermal characteristic that caused them to run-away and as they got hotter it got worse until POOF!

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Re: Stiction [was Sticky Bits]

> op of a logic analyser, face-up on the floor, which cost the same as my house

Yeah stuff like that was really expensive in the 1980's, first place I worked for had a spectrum analyser in the electronics lab that they has to purchase in two parts due to purchasing limits.

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Bank in the 1990's as the sole IT person I took 3 Netware 2.xx servers one by one to a new site , and then a few years later brought them all back again as we relocated back to where we had come from! Not everyone was moving at once, so the network was "split" and then reconnected later. Amazed we did not have password/access sync issues.

Then once we were back the new owners took over 2 other smaller companies who were relocated to our site , and had the joys of driving across the country to collect their servers and drive them back. They were a collect late Friday and they had to be ready & working first thing Monday job

Fun days, I never managed to break anything thankfully.

US auto regulators want to kill robotaxi brake pedals

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Re: Not all it's cracked up to be

> Might this not endanger the gentlemen required to walk in front of the horseless carriage waving a red flag ?

At the rate they keep on lowering speed limits in the UK they might as well bring back the gentlemen waving a red flag.

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Re: Bah!

> Yes - but on a train there are other safety systems preventing a collision if your train unexpectedly stops - not the case on the road.

I thought there was an emergency handle or something similar behind a breakable glass on trains ?

Security boss thought MFA would be too much security

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Re: Not quite the same but...

Last place I worked had fire "zones" with 2 levels of alarm, A single tone meant be prepared to evacuate, a rapid multi tone meant "get out now".

They were painfully - and I mean PAINFULLY - loud, and it was not fun being in an office with the single tone going off especially when they could run for 5-10 minutes. Thankfully noise cancelling headphones reduced it so levels that did not damage* my hearing

* I am pretty sure it must have been doing that, they were really loud