* Posts by AndrewD375

11 posts • joined 19 Feb 2019

IBM's 18-month company-wide email system migration has been a disaster, sources say

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It's Better Manually

NHS England awards £1.6m deal to build digital staff 'passports' in fight against coronavirus second wave

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The envy of the world, it is.

Britain has no idea how close it came to ATMs flooding the streets with free money thanks to some crap code, 1970s style

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"the cow's difficulty, not the train's"

You'd think so, wouldn't you?

But there was in fact a fairly notable accident on the Edinburgh/Glasgow line back in the 80's, in which a cow on the line caused a complete derailment of more than one passenger coach and several people died. So it's not always just the cow's problem.

See here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polmont_rail_accident

Florida man might just stick it to HP for injecting sneaky DRM update into his printers that rejected non-HP ink

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It's not just manufacturer or region. HP's large format printers also stop working when the ink cartridge is out of date - that is to say, it may still be half-full and working perfectly, but suddenly one day you get a message saying "Ink cartridge MBK [or whatever] is out of date" - and that's it, no workee until you put in a new one, HP branded only only course.

Given that inks for these big machines cost £00's this is beyond annoying, to put mildly.

Ofcom measured UK's 5G radiation and found that, no, it won't give you cancer

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Brighton?

AND Totnes, Glastonbury and Frome?

You mean, practically, the entire ageing-hippies-against-the-bomb demographic? What larks...

Stereotypes exist for a reason, don't they.

Cache me if you can: HDD PC sales collapse in Europe as shoppers say yes siree to SSD

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Re: Been a long time coming

"Who cares if they've only got a 1000 write cycle endurance?"

Well, I do. I thought I'd be cool and build a domain controller with no moving parts - ie just an SSD. It's not a big domain, so capacity was OK. Very cool. Happily it wasn't the sole DC, because after about a month, the SSD borked. You know what fun it is cleaning up after a DC just disappears without being demoted and shut down, yeah? So I went through that pain and replaced the SSD, and guess what happened after another month? Gah.

So now my DC has a proper laptop spinning rust-type storage device, and you know what, it's been running just doozy for about three years. And I haven't had to manually clean up my DNS any more.

Cheapo consumer-grade SSD's? Just say no.

A Notepad nightmare leaves sysadmin with something totally unprintable

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Re: OS/2

iirc there was one version of OS/2 that came on a huge pile of floppy disks, and then you needed ANOTHER huge pile to install something called OS/2 Comms Manager - before it would do any networking. Even then the networking was NetBIOS and NetBEUI based.

And don't get me started on OS/2 config.sys files - there was a whole life of pain in those...

SAP bet the house on S/4HANA but most users aren't ready to move

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It's not called Sucks up All your Profits for nothing, you know.

Consumer campaign to keep receiving printed till receipts looks like a good move – on paper

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Hand over your email address to every shop you go into - then receive spam from them for ever.

What could possibly be wrong with that idea?

Wanted: Big iron geeks to help restore IBM 360 mainframe rescued from defunct German factory by other big iron geeks

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Re: Just bunged them a tenner

You did? Really?

Et in arcadia ego... I remember that lunar lander game, it rocked didn't it.

I even remember the phone number you had to call from the Chemistry building, to get the audio coupler modem thingy working.

Ah happy days.

You know the drill: SAP has asked Joe Public to name Munich arena so go forth and be very silly

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Obvious

I was always told SAP stood for "Sucks up All your Profits".

I'm sure someone can get that in there somehow...

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